>stick my hand in water
>it gets wet
Fucking Obama
>>38687659
>pee after i cum
>penis hurts for a bit
>cut self with sharp knife
>red water cums out
>>38687659
>take a shit
>let it slide back into my butthole
>tread on small dogs neck
>it is die
>i fart
>i die
>>38689152
>i fart
>it smell
wtf
>wake up
>water falls out of sky
>>38688390
does it burn?
>WAKE UP
>HAVE BAD DAY
>MAYBE A KIRR MYSELF
>>38689247
yes, is it an STD
>>38689275
You're fucked, bro. Hope you can pay for one of those fake dicks they give trannies.