Let's have a Devilish thread.
>Be me
>Be today
>Normal fag family comes round
>Roasties of the family are slowing down the wifi probably using normiebook
>Long onto the default gateway and change wifi password
>Everyone gets booted off of the network accept from me
>Wifi is suddenly fast
>Go back to playing roblox
>>38686929
>at Billa when I was 7
>they left samples of some really delish candy
>there was a lable that said "Take only one"
>take two
JUST PUT ME BEHIND THE BARS ALREADY.
>>38686929
>be me
>make thread
>never return to thread
>>38686929
That isn't even particularly devilish, you're just defending your lifestyle priorities over the amusements of brief visiters
>>38687075
>tfw you spend a long time writing a response only to see the thread archived with no further response from OP
>stand next to crosswalk
>car stops to let me pass
>don't cross and just continue walking on the sidewalk i'm already standing on
Subtle, yet somehow legal.
>tfw no gf
>use porn instead
>mfw roasties dont get my superior seed
>in bathroom
>Chad comes in, puts his Arizona tea next to the sink and goes to the urinals
>Dispense soap into his tea
>Leave
>>38687774
>Not peeing into it
You failed anon