/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Smell the Ashes" Edition

bumping and kickstarting the thread

>>38686089
East, of course.

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>>38686435
>We try to cross the bridge, but the combine denies us entrace, they say that "You must be under the Combine Citizen database to enter"

>>38686492
Hmm, this doesn't bode well.
Use the trees around our flag to build some weapons and boats.

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>>38686544
>We now have weapons and a boat!

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those fucking jewish advisors

we need some skeletons


again

>>38686593
Use the boat to sail along the shore to the mansion.

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>>38686595
>After messing around with necromancy, a robot summons a squad of skeltals ready to fuck shit up

>>38686593
Take the boat over to the island

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>>38686633
Begin building a McDonalds

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>>38686631
>>38686673
>There's a small debacle between the robots, half of them want to go to the fembot island, the other half wants to go to the mansion, the groups divide, half of the robots are in the mansion, while the other half is in the Fembot Island
>But the combine activates the suppresion field!!
>>38686698
>The robots are too busy fapping and eating tendies to do anything rn

I think we should build a bouncy house.

siege citadel and raid the city 19

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>>38686778
>after building the bouncy house, it deflated thanks to the morbid obesity of the robots
>>38686786
>The robots know that that idea means suicide, so they ignore it

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>>38686825
Begin re-education programs for robots at camp

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>>38686884
>the re-education program fails thanks to the lazy nature of the robots

>>38686922
Enter the mansion

>>38686922
help the resistants?

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>>38686964
>The robots are too scared to enter the mansion, so they set a camp outside
>>38686977
>The robots contact the resistance, offering their help and resources , they agree!

>>38687042
now, try to negociate with the fembots?

>>38687042
capture a fembot and offer her as a tribute to eldritch horrors

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>>38687135
>the robots are starting to negotiate with the fembots, they offer them protection in exchange for cuddling
>>38687148
>the robots decide to sacrifice a woman to quench the thirst of the Elder Gods, they decide not to as this will violate the pact we have with the fembots

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>>38687180
Sneak into radio station

>>38687180
build fortifications around

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>>38687241
>a robot decides to sneak into the radio station, the other robots are waiting for the all-clear so they can use the radio station
>>38687255
>the robots build a barricade around the mansion made from the rubble of the city

>>38687324
ally with fedoralords

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>>38687389
>after some negotiation the Fedoralords are under our banner
>some scouts from the resistance informs that some scientist wearing a hazard suit is heading to their base.....

>>38687457
kill the scientist and loot him

>>38687457
summon more skeletons

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>>38687580
>before executing the plan, the resistance tells the robots to not interfere with this
>>38687601
>we are just a few steps close to have a strong skeleton army

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>>38687632
Finish up negotiations with fembots

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>>38687632
necro robots try to summon a skeleton warlord

>>38687632
Make a comfy cabin in the forest by the radio tower.
Declare it "Comfyville" and decide there will be only kind posting and no more war.

>>38687743
and a warlord for each region of the map

>>38687753
we need that citadel you know

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>>38687714
>after trying to take the fembots as their gf's the robots get kicked out fromt the island
>>38687743
>>38687768
>the Necro Robot summons a giant skeleton warlord
>>38687768
>another cabin is built in White forest and the site is renamed Comfyville

>>38687812
I have a plan.

>>38687835
Begin radioing others. See if they have building supplies or mining equipment.

Two factions arise, the NEET's and the wagies, the NEET's gather their influence and power between the robots because they had the most personal belongings.

The neets build a small town hall where they vote on important matters, wagies not allowed.

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>>38687835
Begin preparations to attack the island and kidnaps all the fembots

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>>38687873
>The building in White Forest have a lot of supplies, and some salvaged combine tech
>>38687883
>The town hall is finished, how can Wagies ever recover

>>38687936
Start a Viet Cong rat tunnel underneath my cabin.
Prevent cave ins with our supplies and begin tunneling towards the Citadel.

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>>38687936
try to ally with eldritch gods/horrors

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>>38688024
>after digging for a few hours you find that the cabin's foundation is built on a giant rock, so you cant dig any further
>>38688063
>After going into the darkest dungeon of the mansion, you finally win the trust of the Elder Gods!

>>38688294
Fuck, lets just horde our piss bottles in the hole then.
Perhaps we can use the surrounding rock as a foundation for a bigger building?

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>>38688331
>after hoarding some piss bottles, the robots build a warehouse so they can store the piss bottles and research more tech
>Dr Wallace Breen, the Leader of the Combine occupation on Earth, has set a bounty on a dude named "Freeman", maybe this can help us....

>>38688398
Junks from the Han Empire arrive at the Robot Mansion, bringing Chinese and Daoist texts to the robots.

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>>38688446
>The Han Empire Remnants get stuck at the Combine Checkpoint, trying to provide their ID's to the metrocops

Send Eldrich Gods and skeleton army to attack the Combine city

>>38688482
bring viking mercenaries

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>>38688398
Begin worshiping Shrek

>>38688446
Hello, Liu.


>>38688482
Lets ferment the mass storage of piss bottles. Perhaps they'll come in use later.

>>38688544
release plagued urine while disguised into city 19

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>>38688505
>The unholy army is stationed outside city 19, ready to attack
>>38688511
>The robots hire some mercenaries from the nordic lands
>>38688544
>>38688565
>we release the urine into city 19

>>38688632
also hire horse archers from central asia

>>38688632
>>38688565
Nice. The Combine will be pissed, so lets build a great wall around comfyville to keep them out.

Begin the attack, send Eldrich Gods, the skeleton army, the Viking mercenaries, and the Resistance in to attack the Combine.
Also double up on the urine bombing.

>>38688684
also build an outpost there and a few watch towers

>>38688722
Thanks for the dubs, my man.
10 feet higher!

Do these fucking robots do anything? bulid a marketplace we need more gpt

>>38688799
well most of them are NEET's

>>38688777
no problem, i am experienced in a few RTS's

OP here, updates may come a little slow
So wait for a few mins

>>38688954
and remember to hire crusaders and byzantines

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>a wall is erected around comfyville
>The unholy army starts to siege City 19
>and we hire some horse archers from asia
>the Hazard Suit scientist is supposed to arrive in a few hours, the resistance says.....

>>38689256
now, hire crusaders and byzantines
and that'd be about it for the army

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>>38689256
Let the Combine know that the piss bombings will stop so long as they pay for our wall and give use some extra shekels to amass a comfy army of soldiers wearing blankets and pillows.

>>38689256
After being blocked, the Daoist scholars decide to convert to checkpoint guards to Daoism, and teach them the ways of the Han.

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>>38689315
>we enlist some Cataphracts and crusaders to siege the city!, our (un)Holy army is complete!
>But according to some spies, the only way to destroy the citadel is blowing it up from the inside!
>also, doctor Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance arrive at the resistance base

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>>38689341
>Wallace Breen is informed about the offer, he's considering it right now as we speak
>>38689348
>the Daoist scholars fail at converting the metrocops, maybe because of the frequent brainwashing from the combine?, who knows
>we now have freeman and Alyx, what do we do with them?

Feint chants in the background grow, "WOJA, WOJA, WOJA!"

dissent and revival of the ISIN begin.

>>38689508
Unswayed, the scholars decide to go west of the checkpoint and secretly march to the city, spreading Daoism among the pissbombers.

>>38689508
I think one of the robots should go elliot rodgers on the daoists

>>38689348
some guards convert to christianity after interacting with byzantine and crusader mercenaries

>>38689510
Offer ISIN some of the tech from our warehouse.
Under the condition they hijack a plane with piss suicide vests and fly it into the Citadel as a warning.

Gib shekels!

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>>38689508
Set up a prison labor camp for captured normies.

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>>38689510
>The military group of ISIN rises again!
>>38689535
>the daoist sneak into the city, and spread their beliefs into the citizens of city 19
>>38689588
>The tech is passed to ISIN, and the plane is flown into the Citadel, but it's discovered that the citadel has a force field!
>maybe those cables have something to do with it.....

>>38689692
ISIN is now filled with a core team of highly trained special operations soldiers and hackers. They also wear new masks because /a/ memes.


ISIN flies out heli into the citidale and invades it from whatever hole we make. The survivors attempt to take over the citidale from the inside blood and carnage everywhere

>>38689692
The Daoists rally their followers, and build a massive Imperial Library-palace within the remains of City 19.

>>38689692
Begin broadcasting propaganda from our radio station to all the robot factions in an attempt to raise morale.

Also build a sand castle on the beach by comfyville.

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>>38689756
>the ISIN specialist's heli crashes into the outskirts of the city, to the west they find a combine Mortar.....

>>38689692
the cataphracts spread christianity among some of the great army

>>38689855
nigga ISIN is TAKING that shit. full on assault from the forest with out "standard" forces and many from the cities rise up, chanting "WOJA! WOJA! WOJA!" shits loud, the enemies fear us, the weak fear us, the confused soldiers fear us because well they are niggers

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>>38689841
a library is built with all the knowledge of the daoist
>propaganda is being broadcasted day and night, and the sandcastle is complete
>>38689864
>the christian soldiers are too busy dying to do anything else
>>38689903
>ISIN does a full assault on the city
but
>xXx_Strider_xXx HAS JOINED THE GAME

MSC rebuilds Mother Base and starts developing a Metal Gear that runs on pissbottles.

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skeleton warlord fights the strider

>>38689982
as long as HAVOC and DIO don't join ISIN can do this...

>>38689982
Use tourism revenue from our sandcastle to make the comfy army of pillow wearing folk.
Our guns shall shoot smug anime t-shirts.

>>38689982
The Daoists attempt to keep spreading their beliefs, and begin work on securing the rest of the fallen city.

build siege artillery and start destroying the skyscraper

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>>38689990
>the Mother Base is being rebuilt on the east coast
>>38690007
>Necro robot is having none of this synth shit and sends the skeltal warlord to kick the shit out of the striders
>>38690028
>the revenue was so low we could only afford one soldier :(
>>38690059
>the daoist secure part of the hellhole that was City 19
>>38690109
>the artillery is built, but with the Citadel force field it seems rather useless...
>Breen is planning on calling reinforcements from the Combine Overworld
>Freeman volunteers himself to go into the citadel and blow it up
>what do?

>>38690156
storm the citadel with elite troops

>>38690156
Have Freeman go blow it up, then revive him with necromancy.

>>38690156
Send a helicopter out to try and make negotiations with the resistance.

>>38690156
>>38690191
Well, that was quick.
Give out spare t-shirts to the citizens of the city, in hope that they'll join the army of Comfyville.

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>>38690189
>>38690191
>Freeman blows up the citadel alongside some Elite troops, but in the process a Superportal opens in the sky!, Combine forces are pouring into the city
>Breen is nowhere to be seen
>>38690210
>the MSC sends a heli to the Resistance to negotiate,
>>38690233
>some citizens (and Metrocops!) join our cause

>>38690301
MSC sends a squad out to fulton extract Skeleton Freeman back to MB.
How finished is my Metal Gear REE, by the way?

>>38690301
fight the combines with hit and run tactics, use the horse archers in the process

>>38690301
Fire fermented piss soaked anime t-shirts through the portal!

>>38690301
wojack graces the ISIN and revives all fallen ISIN members. They storm the area and eradicated the combine forces

>>38690354
ONE
OFF

>>38690355
Don't steal my dubs.

>>38690387
ISIN SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES!!!

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>>38690331
>Freeman's corpse is recovered by the MSC, the Metal Gear R.E.E is 87% complete, we just need some more tendies and piss
>>38690354
>the shirts hit some of our troops!
>>38690355
>ISIN soldiers are revived thanks to Wojak, they strike the Combine forces with great strength
Shit is getting intense!!!:
new Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8irRSLVYgFI

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>>38690411
Stop this! I was just making a comfy army!

Send all the soldiers back to comfyville to regroup.

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>>38690337
>the tactics work! half of the Combine forces are gone!
>also if we want to close the portal we need a rocket, according to the resistance

me: fuck yall
*I release toxic gas, killing everyone*

>>38690442
ISIN TRAIN STOPS FOR NOBODY CHOOCHOO WOJA WOJA WOJA!!

>>38690438
We make a deal with the Robots where they'll give us tendies and piss in exchange for protection.

>>38690438
here's another theme because why not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxX1YqXsM8U

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>>38690442
>the retreat fails and the Comfy soldier is killed!
>>38690483
>the MSC has enough materials to finish their project!
>>38690486
This also works too

>>38690475
I gave you your tech, least you could do is help.

>>38690483
I will give you the most fermented piss you can dream of, so long as you help me annex the resistance camp in the name of the Greater Comfy Empire.

>>38690513
We finish the Metal Gear R.E.E. and start using Freeman's DNA to make a clone army.

>>38690513
RIP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw

>>38690513
fire the artillery at the portal

>>38690514
We don't care about you go away you bug.

ISIN blimps arrive (late as fuck) and drop in supplies, the ISIN soldiers build up a new city around the destroyed one. If people want to join then fine otherwise fugoff

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>>38690530
>due to some problems in the equipement the Metal Gear R.E.E is still not finished, we need some rare metals to do so
>>38690540
>the Citadel finally blows up, a gigantic Portal opens!
>>38690550
>the blimps are destroyed thanks to the Portal

>>38690550
You will regret this betrayal.

>>38690576
Lets build a boat and go rape the femanons to repopulate our army.

>>38690576
Send the Freeman clone army to annex the resistance camp for Rhodie in exchange for the rare metals.

>>38690576
ISIN realizes they are retarded, they stop doing things, pack up and leave for that nice island. We shall join whoever the fuck is there and we don't really care what happens after that.

>>38690600
Still not caring.

>>38690576
fuck how do we get rid of the portal then

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>>38690616
Haha, I got to femanon Island first.
It is claimed under the banner of Comfyville.

>>38690630
Fire a rocket.

>>38690630
We launch nuclear piss missles using my Metal Gear.

>>38690642
We put down our arms and quit. We really don't care about this anymore. We played our part now we just want to fucking live

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>>38690600
>The Comfy army invades (and rapes) the femanon island
>>38690610
>Due to some problems with the preservation vat Freeman's corpse is in, the body decomposes, leaving nothing but bones
>>38690630
>The resistance says that launching a rocket containing some gadgets and doodads will stop the portal
>>38690649
>the rocket goes inside the portal, blowing up the Combine forces on the other side, now we wont be worried about Combine raids anymore

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i told you guys dont mess with the citadel now we are fucked

>>38690684
Oh, okay.

>>38690689
Begin building a small airstrip near the radio tower. I will also give those rare metals to the MSC.

A small island rises out of the waters. A primitive settlement of 8000 traps and 7000 women are on the island. A forcefield surrounds the entirety of the island, but will dissipate in 1 turn. The island has alot of mahogany and white pine trees, as well as fruit trees. The settlement plants yams and fishes the waters for sustenance. The primitives are armed with 950 .50cal flintlock rifles, bronze spears, bronze shields, and a few bronze swords. Their standard troops wear little to no armor, elite troops wear full body bronze plate, riflemen wear type IV kevlar vests with steel plate. The island defenses sparsely contain a few cannons on all sides of the island. Their army is 3000 strong with 2000 in reserve. They start raiding the coastline shortly after the forcefields are down.

the residents of comfyville have raised all the babies to brave strong warriors,instead of going to help we sail back to comfyville with our warbrides and children

>>38690730
ISIN members begin constructing housing, farming and industry to produce stuff. We want to live in peace.

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>>38690770
Good.
Now give me some fruit and parts.

We take our Metal Gear for a test drive.

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>>38690730
>The construction is halted by the resistance, demanding Freeman in exchange for the Airstrip's terrain
>>38690758
>The island's emergence is stopped thanks to a portal storm opening in the same place the island is, this causes the forcefields to go down, the Traps and women drown , now there is a giant hurricane made out of plasma in the middle of the sea
>>38690760
>The Plasma Hurricane is sinking the ships
>>38690770
>>38690825
now there is food to spare!

>>38690848
Actually, scratch that. We use our Metal Gear on ISIN.

>>38690872
Fuck. Tell those niggas we don't have Freeman.
We'll give them a femanon instead.

>>38690888
No bullying please. We'll just off our trade.

>>38686089
Just have to say that i love this thread! Just autistic enough for my taste, also could you add some text labels for the different locations on the map

>>38690911
cut off our trade***

>>38690911
We don't need the trade, the Metal Gear construction is complete.

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builld a large wall around femanon island and begin trading with isin for food,the warriors are eager for action but will have to wait until the hurricane blows away

>>38690937
Then I'll move some soldiers to ISIN territory.

>>38690986
>soldiers
>VS a nuke robot

An non destructive anomalous storm appears! it is made of hallucinogenic smoke and hits fembot island.

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>>38690888
>>38690937
>>38690888
>the giant metal behemoth is dropped into the ISIN territory
>>38690911
>the Resistance is still butthurt they dont have Freeman, but they agree in letting you build the airstrip, but with the condition that the airstrip can be used by them
>>38690913
Will do in the next thread
>>38691009
>the gas hits the fembot island, everyone is tripping balls..

>>38691042
Begin work on an airforce and some space craft to fly into the portal.

>>38691003
I said don't bully!

>>38691042
Fly the helicopter over to Femanon Island and play gachimuchi over the speakers loudly just to fuck with them.

>>38691042
enter the portal and fight advisors

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lads am i in control of the fembot islanders?
the islanders cant stand the music and throw rocks at the helicopter

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>>38691121
>we fly a bomber into the portal
>>38691151
>the boss fight is coming.....
>>38691164
>the fembots cant stand the horrible music and throw rocks at the heli, but obviously they miss

A light anomalous fog which causes strong sexual arousal and lust hits fembot island.

>>38691242
Fire back at the fem""""bots"""" with our heli.

>>38691242
Keep it.

>>38691242
Bomb the fuck of whatever is on the other side of the portal.

>>38691286
Let the genocide happen.
Perhaps it will bring peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc

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>>38691271
>this afrodisiac gas hits the island, now the fembots are horny, confused, scared and wet..
>>38691286
>the bullets miss the fembots!

>>38691312
fire harder

>>38691310
out of*
Make sure there's a lot of napalm.

Hello animator, i remember you from last thread greetings and hope you're good, sadly thread is already ending.

Tyrone and the hood set up a small tribe camp with kfc on fembot lands.

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>>38691319
>congrats, you killed them all
>>38691310
>a boss battle is coming
>>38691347
>Hello, i also remember you!, maybe in the next thread you can collaborate

ISIN chants for wojack to save us from this menace. We all commit suicide. We really don't want this. Piles of bodies everywhere

>>38691377

Make tyrone cuck rhodie anon

>>38691378
Send in a cleanup team to dispose of the gas and aphrodisiac. Annex the island and build a wall around the shore.

>>38691384
Be sure to give ISIN smug anime t-shirts.
Hopefully that will prevent a Jonestown v2.

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damn my islanders died :(
a bunch of germans from the 1940s take over the sand castle

>>38691411
Joke on you, I gave up femanon island.
Plus I'm a hood member now.

>>38691422
I'll let you have it too. So long as you ally with me.

>>38691378
skeleton warlord is still alive

send him first

>>38691415
>>38691434
did you forget to turn off your trip or something

Set up Chinese Laser aiming at rhodie lands.

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>>38691434
s-sure an alliance >:)

>>38691441
wait shit I'm retarded never mind

>>38691441
Nah. I keep it on solely for these threads.

>>38691451
>>38691452
Fuck off bullies. Not this shit again.
Send a spacecraft to shoot down the Chink laser.

An anomalous fog wafts over isin camps, the fog causes 50% of everyone hit to turn into women. Fog dissipates shortly afterwards.

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>>38691377
>the black african americans occupy the now deserted island
>>38691384
>Wojak talks to the leader of ISIN, telling him to not to commit suicide, instead, he tells him that glory awaits him
>>38691411
>the negroes cuck Rhodie anon by fucking the women he captured from the island
>>38691412
>the cleanup crew falls victim of the hallucinogenic gas, they convulsionate to death
>>38691415
>Anime T-shirts are dispensed
>>38691438
>Skeleton warlord is low on calcium!
>>38691422
>the Nazis take the sand castle
>>38691451
>the lazer fails thanks to the interference of the portal
Brace urselves, one more update till the boss

>>38691491

OH BOI RHODIE, NK MATTER HOW MANY EVENS WE ROLL, GOOK LASER'S COMING FOR (YOU)

>>38691495

Give Militares San cons guy a dog, a BIG DOG, LIKE CLIFFORD

>>38691495
Send in the Metal Gear to forcefully take the island from Tyrone.

oh fuck,the germans and comfyville team up making a empire so powerful it can withstand the whole of Europe

>>38691495
>>38691534
Fire piss rockets onto the island in support of MSC.
I'm no cuck.

>>38691508

Chinese stop using lasers, they now use Tesla cheese beaton signals.

>>38691495
sacrifice the warlord

he tanks all the damage

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>>38691530
>Done
>>38691534
>the Tyrones repel the attacks!
>>38691537
>both team up to create the Coalition
>>38691558
>the piss rockets malfunction and crashes into the ocean
>>38691572
>the chink tesla laser is so badly designed it backfires on itself

2-6 nukes half east map, if 4-8 west side.

>>38691623
Send in Clifford.

>>38691647

Don't need to thank me boss, you tried to destroy the enemy last thread.

>>38691623
The Coalition forcefully annexes the resistance camp, providing weapons and training to those who join them.

>>38691669

Resistance camp is so anarchist some Muhammad guy blows the shit up the anarchists.

Anomaly occurs, tyrone island is hit with a rain that causes eveyone on it to become women.

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>>38691623
the new empire raises banners that strike fear into all peoples
>>38691669

A penis statue rises from the waters south of tyrone island.

Burned man with el zorro masks like and XOF destroys MSC base leaving Militares sans guys in coma for ten posts.

>>38691764

And its a russian laser...

You know what happens next

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>after crossing the portal, the people that were on the plane reaches a small space station, after entering the space station and walking for a while, you al find a small vat of goo, after opening it, you find a 10 mt tall Combine advisor, he's the leader of the Combine amd you must defeat it, the last digits are how much damage you deal to him, he has 100 HitPoints
HOLD FAST OR EXPIRE
THEME:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UzozKEl_r7s

Anomalous storm hits the south, a 45% of people hit become women.

Rolling for end game event:


RHODIE finds himself severy damaged after being cucked by tyrone, MSC base can't hold up Clifford, russian penis laser fails to destroy RHODIE but manages to destroy rebels and tyrone hood, leaving mutants.

>>38691874
Fire the anime t-shirts at him!

>>38691874
I'M NUUUCLEAR
FIRE THE PISS NUKES AT HIM

>>38691874

Chinese now ruskie laser guy here, hol up.

>>38691874
>>38691951
T-shirts don't work!
Throw hardened tendie MREs at him!

>>38691964
FUCK
SEND UP CLIFFORD

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>>38691951
>>38691964
>>38692025
>>38692039
>>38691988
>-107 HP
A SINGULAR STRIKE
THE ADVISOR FAINTS
BUT HE HARDENS
NOW HE HAS ANOTHER 50 HP

>>38691988

Another try, LETS DO THIS

>>38692086
lets go boys
originallidood

>>38692086

Huh last stand along Rhodie boi, MSC and ISIS GUY?


LETS DO THIS HONG KING KONG STYLE

>>38692086
Smother him with the comfy pillows (and love.)

>>38692086
A very fast moving rock hits the advisor really hard

>>38692142

OH I'M GONNA OPEN THAT ADVISOR ASS AS WE DID WITH USA IN 2024

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>>38692094
>>38692123
>>38692142
>>38692154
>>38692163
>>38692193
>-16 HP
ALMOST THERE

>>38692241
A slight gust of wind hits the advisor.

>>38692241

LET'S USE THAT NIPON MASTURBATOR PROTOTYPE ON HIM.

>>38692241
Dildo sword is rammed up the advisors ass.

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>>38692241
Nani!? He's fast!
Punch that grub!

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>>38692265
>>38692277
>>38692300
>>38692333
>A FULL SET OF DUBS
>AN UNEXPECTED ALLY JOINS THE FIGHT
>FREEMAN WAS RESURRECTED BY NECRO ROBOT
>THE ADVISOR CREATES A FORCEFIELD, DUBS CAN NEGATE THE FORCEFIELD AND KILL THE FUCKER
ANOTHER THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMXy3mYzkws

>>38692333

OH FUCK NOT EVEN JAPS HAD THIS LEVEL OF AUTIST TRIPS PROBABLY HE'S GONE ALREADY.

>>38692379

Gook here, I'm sure freeman will just beat him with the crowbar.

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>>38692379
I wonder if the advisor likes Huey Lewis and The News.

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>>38692379
>>38692398
Another!
Get out grub!

>>38692458

LET'S TRY COMMUNISM KEK

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>>38692379
I said get out in an original way!

Extremely hot steam is blown up the advisors ass

>>38692379
fug off advisor

>>38692379

(Chinese noises)

AS THE SHAMALAMADINGDONG OF WOJACK GUIDES MY BULLETS. I USE MY AUTOMATICA MEMIKOV 55 AND SHOOT THIS MENACE!

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>>38692511
>THE FORCEFIELD IS DOWN
THE FORCEFIELD IS DOWN
>THE FORCEFIELD IS DOWN
HE'S AT 1 HP
WHO WILL GIVE HIM THE KILLING BLOW?

>>38692552
>>38692552
fuck, 3 off. goddamn it


also how did we ewven get here I was cooking..

>>38692572

Lantern laser?

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>>38692572
ADVISOR, I'M CIA

>>38692596
No. prayers to wojack.

>>38692572
Advisor is doused with everclear and set on fire

>>38692572
i shoot him with a gun

>>38692596

Vladimir, unjam this shit.

>>38692572
Suplex him out of the space station.

>>38692572
PRAY TO WOJACK ISIN SHALL BE GREAT AGAIN REEEE

A woman comes right up to the advisor, and sucks him off, the advisor's orgasm causes a heart attack

Tyrone cucks advisor.

Advisor is raped to death by freeman.

>>38692572
Nanomachines, son.
They harden in response to physical trauma!
oreg

The advisor has all ot's holes fucked by those congrgated and dies.

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>>38692596
>>38692605
>>38692616
>>38692629
>>38692649
>>38692698
>THE ADVISOR CRUMBLES

>>38692736
Now give his corpse a firm handshake.

Actually YOU are blowing him, so what tf you waitin for?

>>38692736
We cannibalize the cooked corpse.

>>38692787
>cannibalize
You're not an alien, are you anon?

Burn it with the satellite

>>38692801
N-no. I'm human, just like you.

>>38692801
Just let Clifford eat it.

I still miss my tribal gf guys.
;_;

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>>38692764
>>38692783
>>38692787
>>38692801
>You grab one of the burned extremities of the advisor and give it a firm handshake
>you escape the station before the chink laser destroys it
>After returning home our four heroes are awarded medals
>everything is safe now
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME IN THE NEXT CIV THREAD
Does anyone has something to say? suggestions? feedback?

>>38692902

Shit has improved, amazing work animator.

Next time do shit on a city thing like iran or New York.

>>38692902
Was comfy anon, see you tomorrow.

>>38692933
Will consider it, thanks!
>>38692947
See you

>>38692902
Thanks again, anon.
Is the lore going to stay linear? Will the next thread somehow branch off this one?

>>38693007
Probably
maybe the next thread is not a "sequel" to this one
but you bet the lore will play a role in the next threads

>>38693051
Nice. I like it.
I hope I see it tomorrow.

>>38693149
Maybe not tomorrow
I' m planning to make a thread every friday, cuz this consumes a lot of time (5 hours, this is a record) but you know i will always post the threads

>>38693238
Next Friday it is then. I'll be there.

>>38693488
>>38693508
That looks tasty as hell
I'm proud of you son.

>>38693706
I mean I went to culinary school and have years of cooking practice. it aint nothing man.