>Anon writes a large post >comment with "nice bait"

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>>38681190
>friend asks to borrow my car to run errands
>let him
>when he leave in my car, phone the police and give them a description of him

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>>38681190
>go into /pol/
>say Hllary won the popular vote and therefore Trump isnt a legitimate president

somebody stop me anons

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>Normie asks me for help saving something on a disc
>tell him he corrupted the drive and delete his work
DEVILISH

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>2 people arguing in a thread
>dont bother what they're arguing about
>agree with one side and call the other a faggot
>leave thread

im in the zone

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>>38681190
>someone asks for directions
>give them wrong directions

tee hee

>go to store
>take ground beef packages, open them
>leave them to rot behind some big coke bottles

>anon argues something I know is correct
>call him a faggot and ask proofs
>wait for him to post one
>argue it doesn't count and he needs to post real factual links
>wait for raging autistic reply with 10 links he spent a long time finding
>close thread

>>38681290
This works every fucking time. Most are too busy sperging out to realise it's bait.

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>Drink copius amounts of water all day so I take loads of peebreaks at work
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>job demands I shave every day
>don't

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>go to a barely transited alley
>stick a coin to the ground with super glue
>sit somewhere near, waiting for the prey to fall
>dumb people trying to take the coin over and over again
>their crushed faces of disappointment when they realize they can't take them are priceless
>enjoy myself for hours, using the basest of all their human emotions for my amusement.

S A T A N I C

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>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>complain about her for telling me what to do

/PETTYDEVILISH/

>>38681513
if you're a true robot you won't grow any facial hair fast enough for anybody to notice anyway.

>constantly shit on things I like
>start arguments with other posters that I agree with
>intentionally post the weakest bait I can because I think it's funny

I don't know why I exclusively argue with people I agree with.

>>38681953
basically controlled opposition.

>>38681972
I knew there was a term for it, for some reason I get the biggest kick out of it.

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>>38681446
Only in big corporate stores rather than small "mom and pop" stores, okay?

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>See a random sitting on a bench in a park
>Call the police and report him for trying to abduct little children for sex

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>>38681481
Ahem* >diapers

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>Whenever I post in a thread it dies and 404
>Go to all the trap, b8, niggered and faggot threads
>post
>Watch them slide to page 10

>>38681984
Because you are a dumb faggot

i think it's fun too

>>38681190
>Taking a walk outside
>Suddenly have to shit really bad
>Go to nearby park and find a secluded place
>Shit on top of the table there

I checked it today and the shit is not there anymore. I wonder who cleaned it up.

>>38681290
Going to try this and report with my findings

>>38682124
Please do anon, ill ber interested to see this

>go to /ck/
>ask how to make eggs


let the replies flow

>>38682090
I took it home

>>38682341
I just got insulted for being Irish and muh popular vote

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>>38681190
>work at a bar
>customer asks for something not on menu
>say we dont have the liquor to make it
>I actually do is just not on display

>>38682051
mischievous, i like it

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>let friend fuck me in the ass
>Film it and show it to all his family calling him a faggot

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>>38681190
>goes to /vp/
>creates a "gen v > rest" thread

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>>38681190
>go on /r9k/
>say that getting a gf is easy, looks don't matter, b ur self brehhhh xDDD
S O M E B O D Y S T O P M E

>>38681190
>Go in BLEACHED threads
>Pretend to be butthurt blackbot and convince white people to betray their race for sheboons.