You are now approached by some powrful entity which gives you a choice. You have to decide if all people in the world will speak like pirates or like in medieval times.
Which do you choose?
I tell the powerful entity to fuck back off to reddit
How piratey are we talking? Like cartoon pirate or actual historical pirate? Same with the medieval
>>38680835
I activate my almonds and pop each individual one in my ass
>>38680851
Like "Avast ye! Thar she blows!" and "Thou art a strapping young lass!"
medieval times. old english (and i dont mean your shakespeare early modern english bullshit) was cool as fuck dude