What are you plans for the weekend m8s?
>>38680358
Browse some r9k.
>>38680358
Going to drink cheap wine with the girlfriend and play Diablo 3 together. We'll probably have sex if she isn't on her period too. What about you bro?
do nothing until the semester starts on monday
>>38680358
just try and live with another weekend of anxiety and OCD i guess
I was just thinking this.
I packed away my PC as I am over video games (I barely play). Now I realize I have literally nothing to do all weekend.
Waste my life away.
>>38680358
smoke crack and yok random cunts on the train wbu
>>38680358
Get drunk alone, watch football, shitpost and masturbate.
Same thing I do most weekends.
Who in adelaide going to town tonight?
I have to apply for 15 jobs but I really, REALLY don't want to.
>>38680358
worry about my future
>>38680504
hahahaha lol unemployed pleb
>>38680513
How's work going, my family friend
>>38680504
15 jobs you wont get because applying online is a meme unless you want to keep telling yourself that applying is bettering you
>>38680358
Oi Sydneyfag here, live in green fucking square
How the FUCK do I get a tall skinny white qt chinese gf? There are tonnes of them here, but they are not on fucking tinder, don't go to clubs, etc
How the fuck am I suppose to get one?
Advice appreciated
>>38680504
I have to apply for 30 jobs and I haven't even written my resume yet.
>tfw can't think of a single good thing to say about myself
>>38680524
not bad, gotta work for a coupla hours tomoz since we are busy, will make next week a little less stressful, how bout you senpai?
>>38680531
Kill yourself for racemixing with chinks.
>>38680358
Read and mentally debate the pros and cons of killing myself
>>38680543
I didn't say I want to have fucking kids with one, just date them for a year or whatever until they finish uni and go home
fucken beta cunt
>>38680439
H-How did you get a girlfriend anon?
>>38680531
>tfw never been to greensquare
>>38680536
That would be a cover letter, not a resume. A resume should be entirely (((factual))).At least make it believable and have enough knowledge to bluff sufficiently.List things you've done in a clear, concise way - no longer than 2 pages for the whole thing, but 2 pages looks better than 1. If you've done literally nothing, think of anything you've done that you COULD stretch into being 'important'; university projects, skills with computer stuff (Word, Excel, whatever). It's not like it matters anyway, no one will read it and your dad/friends are meant to get you a job, and if you don't have those or they're worthless, then you're fucked.
>yfw kowai gives you the succ
>>38680561
>chases chinks
>has the gall to call others beta
hahaha can't write this stuff
>>38680504
>not automating the application process
I wrote a program which automatically applies for job so that I can shitpost all day and forget about it.
>>38680542
Today I and now here we are.
my gf wants me to party with her tonight, i can hear her getting ready in the bathroom while im laying watching the footy, i think the swans will get up
fuck i really dont wanna go out lads
>>38680588
Have to write them physically on a piece of paper.
>>38680602
Can I go out with your gf instead?
Home alone as 'rents went out for a going away party for one of dad's workm8s. Playing SUPERHOT and drinking some fancy as fuck whisky. Pretty good all round, but still I'd love to get some this weekend
>>38680587
>prefers fat, ugly, self-obsessed, narcissistic women
Fuck off
Plus around CBD there are barely any white chicks anyway, especially ones who are not bbc loving socialist fucks
>>38680649
>he fell for internet memes about real life
holy shit lol maximum omega
going to drown myself on sunday
I'm almost 30 and still never had a gf, it's time to end it
>>38680358
Get drunk and hang myself
>>38680495
Know where you are going? (do not say reds)
>>38680933
Mars bar
>>38680771
don't 456789
Anyone else gotten a Russian gf? My uncle tried a Russian gf years ago and she ghosted him after he sent her money. He settled down with a Chink lady, shes a good cook but can't speak English. I've been in a LDR with a Russian girl for 2 years now, I want to marry her eventually and bring her here forever, would a scammer spend 4 years talking to be online? We have met twice now tho.
>$9.95 for 24 or 25 nuggets at Maccas can't remember
>Can't stop buying them
Its all I've eaten for 3 days now. Take advantage lads, this is in Brisbane dunno about the rest of Aus
>>38681235
It's the rest of Aus too bro; I saw it at my local maccas and almost got a boner