Is it too much to ask for a gf who squees when i ruffle her hair?

>>38680274
You havent really lived until you have surprised a cute girl and made her braapsquee

In the meantime OP should just buy one of those animal onesies. They are very comfy

>>38680274
Yes it is too much. Real life isn't your anime.

>>38680274
>>38681376
Where does a tall guy like me get a big onesie?

>>38681584
http://www.kigu.co.uk
They have XL sizes for tall people

>>38681657
I'm not from the UK/EU

>>38681391
>Yes it is too much. Real life isn't your anime.
Why did girls have such butthurt over being cute? Act like we are asking them to slice off their skin ffs.

>>38681691
Animal onesies (or kigurumis if you mind using the nip term) are fairly easy to find online nowadays

>>38680274
>would rather squee than XD

That's sad anon.

>>38681725
The fuck are you talking about nerd? I'm a man. Girls don't act like this. The sooner you accept real life isn't cartoons the sooner you'll be able to stop being a loser living at home.

>>38681773
>The fuck are you talking about nerd? I'm a man. Girls don't act like this. The sooner you accept real life isn't cartoons the sooner you'll be able to stop being a loser living at home.
nobody is asking girls to make friends with imaginary creatures and shit. this is doable. they can be cute and let us appreciate it and give them positive attention for it. feminism has just fucked up women.

>>38680274
Women are fucking gay, fuck a dog like a real man

>>38681773
A real man would inspire his woman to act like cartoons if he likes that, just because she wants to please him that much

>>38681877
>change yourself so i can live out my sperg cartoon fantasies

>>38681900
Real men don't watch cartoons nor do they want girls who act like them.

Is it too much to ask for a gf who snuggles up close to me and sighs contentedly before drifting off to sleep? thats literally all I want in life

I just watched DearS and now all I want is a alien slave gf