anon, is it true you tell jokes?

No

Do normies just memorize jokes to tell on the spot? Because when people ask me to tell them a joke I just kind of shrug and tell them I can't think of one.

>>38680098
>Do normies just memorize jokes to tell on the spot?
Yeah basically.

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>>38680057
Why did the snail cross the road?

he wanted to see his flat mates

What did the five fingers say to the face?

>>38680057
Are you making the 101 dalmatian sequel?
Because I have never seen this much bitches all together
* ahahaahah*

>>38680330
>never seen this much bitches all together
No one laughed because of the shitty English. Try harder next time

this picture makes me uncomfortable desu

>>38680057
Ok, so 2 cannibals are eating me, and one of them asks
>"Does this taste funny to you?"
The other says
>"dude i don't fucking care just let me eat"

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>>38680057
Yes

>women's rights

>>38680057
Yeah, but not quite. Actually, I am the joke. I'm a walking punchline. My whole life is a joke.

>>38680624
At least their better than Women's Wrongs amirite?

>>38680057
>why the chicken cross the rod
to get to te other SLIDE!

>What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

Why yes I do! I've only ever been with one woman legally. The rest weren't prostitutes, I raped them!

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>>38680057
Why~ would you go to a black guy's yard sale?

Anyone?

.... To get your stuff back

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>>38681052
But seriously, I shouldn't tell black jokes because I have a black guy in my family tree...

... He's been hanging there for years

I spent time with a 10/10 stacy at a hotel once and we were just getting to know each other. she really liked me and she told me I told the best jokes and she wanted to hear more cause it was late and nothing to do. and I told her "so you wanna hear more jokes eh? I got one, your life."

I think thats the best response in these scenarios. Then follow up with a really cheesy, overused one like how do you like ur eggs in the morning? fertilized? or are you an archaeologist

>>38680057
kolobok necked himself
ahahahahah

>>38681052
>>38681133
Note: do not attempt this anywhere outside of rural Europe.

>>38680057
"nah, I just look funny"

>>38680057
i'd just hand them my autobiography

only joke i remember in these kind of situations is the one from the full metal jacket. and i can't tell it because it's, well..

how do you stop three black dudes from raping a white chick?

you throw them a basketball.

>>38680057
Sure,
"What does a black guy say when he is walking on a crosswalk?"
"Now they see me, now they don't, now they see me, now they don't."

>>38681136
This seems like a good way to not fuck anyone. How did your so-called "10/10" react?

>>38680057

What if I told you that I am the joke?

>>38680729

You can't milk a cow forever?

>>38680729
cows are real.

>>38681052
This is actually good. If you live in europe you can change the word nigger for gypsy. I hava a good joke btw

>why the semen cross the road?
>cus I was wearing the wrong sock that day

>>38681779
Either gipsy or morrocan.

>>38681795
moroccan have big dicks btw

>>38681866
T. Underage Mohammed

>>38681742
Hahaha haha
That's pretty good

>>38680057
No. I'm a boring person with nothing interesting or funny to offer.

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Wadda ya' tell a woman with two black eyes?

>NOTHING. You already told her TWICE

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Did you hear about the new welfare toy?

>you wind it up and it doesn't work

>>38680098
They actually do, it's weird as fuck.

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yeah righto mate

a bloke rocks up to the pub one day and the barmen says "hey mate wanna try the 3 way bet?"

"whats that" he asks

"well mate, you gotta drink this shot of tequila and not make a face, then you gotta go out the back and pull a tooth out the crocodile in the creek and then you gotta go upstairs and fuck a girl who has never had an orgasm before and make it right"

the bloke refuses and has a few drinks instead

later in the night hes a bit pissed and taps the bar and agrees to take on the bet

he downs the shot of tequila and heads out the back and all the other patrons can hear is screaming and hollering before he comes back inside all torn up and bleeding his shirt ripped and walking a bit funny and says to the barman

"righto mate wheres that lady with the bad tooth?"

>>38680057
When this happens I usually unzip my pants and jiggle around my wiener.

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>tell female roommates a bunch of dead baby jokes
>one of them starts CRYING

>>38680057
yeah, who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 7 stories in 3 seconds