"If I swim with this shirt on, no one will know how obese

>>38675500
i just didnt want them looking at my gyno. i wore a black shirt so it sort of helped
but thanks for reminding me about swim class in PE and all those qt grills in one pieces

>>38675525
>I wore a black shirt so it helped

No it didn't

All everyone did is notice you're wearing a shirt, and then they thought to themselves, "Hmmm . . . why is anon wearing a shirt . . . is it to look like a surfer wearing a rash guard? LOL! NOPE! ANON IS A FATASS! HAHAHAHA!"

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I haven't went swimming for years because of this. i loved the water too.

>>38675500
Even when I'm completely alone, I still swim with my shirt on. I'm the opposite of obese but I just feel safe in it. Without it, I feel too exposed.

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>>38675500
That was me in 8th grade, Man I used to be a dumbfuck.

>>38675500
I did that in 7th grade. Just kill me famm.

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> not being the speedo kid
Not my fault that everyone in America is a low self-esteem faggot

Middle school in Brazil would've gone much better.

>>38676367
Hahaha!

Stay classy Australia !

I have to wear a shirt even though I'm a skeleton because my entire back is covered in acne that can only be removed by surgery.

>>38676367
Suprised the US is that high

>>38675500

Fucking fat fucks. I swim with my shirt off and I have fucking pectus excavatum.

>>38675500
is it wrong to go to a beach and chill just to get sun and play frisbee or some shit in a sleeveless?

>>38675565
lol

>>38677314
Matches the amount of white's in the country.

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>>38675500
Dubs of truth.
Glad im not fat... Heh yeah. Fat people suck.
Im just lying to myself.

>>38675500
The Virgin Swim
>wears a tshirt
>wears swimming shorts
>stays at the shallow end of pool
>tries to hide erection after seeing girls in swim suits
CHAD SWIM
>absolutely naked
>exposes 10 inch erect penis
>dives in the deep end
>can hold breath for 5 minutes

>>38675500
More like "if I wear this shirt no one will see my ling nipple hair".

I ain't even fat or even that ugly, but fuck I'm self conscious about my nipple hair.

>>38676367
short Asian boys in speedos are so cute

>>38678072
cut it then you absolute retard

>>38678112
How about average height Finnish

no fags pls

>>38675500
>tfw bacne and chest acne scarring.

I can never go for a swim publically ever again.;

>>38679237
if you're cute
sorry am faggot[/ spoiler]

I had to wear a shit because i got sunburned easily. Once when i went swimming with friends i came back so burned there were blisters on my shoulders. I never went bathing without a shirt after that.

>>38679616
>tfw fat
>tfw ginger
>still get sun burn on my neck what would sometimes turn into blisters depending how long i was in the sun for
i can never win

>tfw anorexic skelletor
>20 degrees c+
>wear a sweater not to spook people
You fatties have it easy. I wish I was fat really

Just eat food, how hard can it be. Or even better, snack on chips while you're watching movies.

>>38676367
woah, brazil

i was molested at boy scout swim camp because they wouldn't let me wear a t-shirt like i normally did.

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>>38675500
i did that reduce sunburns, i actually works really well, i still do it if i'm shrimp red.

>>38675629
You should try swimming regularly its a good way to lose weight

>>38675629
iktf. im not even fat though its worse im skinnyfat

>tfw didn't give a fuck
I already knew the Chads and Stacies would look at me in disgust. Fuck em'. I'm trying to have a good time swimming.

I dont swim with a shirt on to hide the general fatness of my body. I wear a shirt to hide the stretch marks, the unsightly hair patches, the pimples and dark spots from where I cant clean as well.

>>38676367
Speedos are gay.

>>38675500
It's meant to cover up pimples, stretch marks, large weird obese nipples.

But nice meme idiot.

Bet you think tight clothing isn't more revealing either.

Do you watch only soft core (((porn)) too? Fully clothed with only heavy petting?

>>38681548
FATty SPOTTED
i bet you got jelly in your belly you piggy

>>38675500
I'm a big fatso, but I've also got the Irish skin. Wearing a shirt protected a lot of my body from getting sunburnt, and I didn't have to get covered in oily disgusting sunscreen.

I've never tanned also. I walked to my class the other day, and by the time I was there, the backs of my arms, my legs, and my neck were burnt. It took me maybe 15 minutes to get to class.

>>38681548
Wow, struck a nerve did we?

>>38675500
Hahaha stupid fat kid.

>>38678072
This is fucking hilarious. Shave it, you moron. Or get it waxed

>>38676367
I'm surprised more people in America and South Korean aren't saying no.

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Top kek I used to do this until high school when I realized everyone already finds me disgusting either way and I've got nothing to hide. Good thread OP.

>>38678048
The Virgin Swim
Keeps tshirt and shorts on
Stays in the shallow end
Tries to hide erection after seeing girls in swim suits
Wears SPF 50, still sunburns badly
THE CHAD PLUNGE
WEARS SPEEDOS SO TIGHT HE GETS TESTICULAR TORSION
DROWNS HIMSELF IN THE DEEP END, REVIVED BY 11/10 BEACH BABE
ERECTION UPON SEEING BEATIFUL NATURAL ROCK FORMATION CAUSES SEVERE TSUNAMI, DEVASTATES INDONESIAN COAST
UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF A T-SHIRT

>>38675565
Yeah but correlating a shirt to mean that person is fat is still less notable to the human brain than actually bearing witness to the bare fat. It's just the way the mind works.

>>38678048
You need to make a poster of this