Just wanted to share this mega turd that just came out of me.

>>38675111
>mega turd
>width of a micro penis
Eat more fiber OP. Come back when you take a REAL shit...

>>38675140

My toilet is actually three times wider than a normal toilet

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>>38675149
Is that because your are 3 times wider than a normal robot

>>38675111
HAHAHA WHAT A TINY TURD

Are you even trying anon?

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>>38675182

Yes I am I'm 5'9 342 pounds

I fixed your stupid youtube video crop too idiot

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>>38675111
Check out my giant turd guys!

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>>38675111
>>38675237
I am the great pretzel factory.

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

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>>38675223
Thanks tubby

>>38675269
Do you have a magical ass?

>>38675296
It certainly seems that way and that's not a positive.

None of these are fembot shits, if the were. I could fap to this thread.

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>>38675346

what if I'm a girl (male)?

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Just baked a fresh one for y'all :)

>>38675513
Close enough. Post your poops.

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>>38675552

What the fuck why

Clean your toilet