PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS POST THOSE BALANCES ITT

no one got paid this week? or at least laid?

>>38675054

i like to cut up the chocolate cigars i find in the toilet before i try them they always have a bitter scent but taste rich and pure when they have blood clots in them oh god yesss

>>38675054
Do you want to share the wealth OP?

>>38675396
I gave a dollar to a beggar today.

>>38675404
I'm in legal trouble and can't afford an attorney I need money fuck help me

Someone with a comma in their bank account should be kind and beautiful and paypal me 2,000 dollars so I can us it as a down payment and buy my first house.

>>38675435
don't they have court appointed people for you?

>>38675509
No. It's just civil court. You have to find your own attorney or represent yourself.

>>38675550
Details. Be vague if you want.

>>38675476
>paying a mortgage
>not living with mom until you can buy it outright

>>38675585
Couldn't afford medical bills from years ago. I paid as much as I could but I fell into unemployment now they're suing me. I work again now, but it's not enough to pay the amount they're suing me for. I'm trying to find a cheap attorney to represent me but it's hard to find one at a good rate. Anyway thanks for listening even if you can't help.

>>38675630
>Couldn't afford medical bills from years ago.
pretty sure you don't have to pay them if you don't want to and there's fuck all they can do. i know plenty of people that just said they cant pay em and eventually the collectors just fuck off

>>38675476
I'm not giving you anything fucking normie

>>38675676
I did that. Which is why i'm getting sued now years later. Can't avoid it forever. It eventually will bite you in the ass sooner or later.

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>>38675054
I work on an oil rig (6m on, 6m off)
last pay was april (spent about 3k on booze since then)

I h ave like 5 bucks in my account. Would a rich fag be willings to lend me $40 bucks?

>$103.75
meh, not bad considering i get paid bi-weekly for my neetcore from-home job

>>38676000
is it good work? can you see yourself doing it when you're 50?

>>38676035
I'm assistant crane operator, main man on our cranes is about 50 and he's the posterboy for overconsumption so I could manage I think

>>38676200
I heard being on an oil rig has tough hours.

>>38675630
Sorry anon. I would help you out if I wasn't a broke neet

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