Wizard thread: wizards get in here.

>>38672977
I just want to play music with somebody -- I don't even care about sex anymore.

What make you reach this point of magic?
Unaction?

same, if you have a 2 in front of your age or lower than you have no reason to complain. you faggots haven't hit your prime and you don't even know it

I am no wizard since I had sex but I am old enough to commiserate with you if you wish.

two more years and i'll be a wizard. wish me
a painless death!

>>38673114
You fool. Wizards are cursed with immortality

>>38673046
Anyone that wants to sink time and money (and lots of both) just for temporary usage of a woman's damp holes is an idiot.

The feeling knowing you are defective and undesireable is what eats at your soul even when you accepted that your love life will always be a barren desert.

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>>38672977
youngbots are practically normies to us. they think they're lonely, but they have no idea how deep this hole gets.

>tfw literally had a girl running away from me to avoid talking to me
>tfw all the people I knew are pairing off and getting married while I haven't had physical contact with a woman for 3 months (a cashier brushed against me when she dropped my change)

>>38673046
location, music youre into, and instrument... go!

>>38672977
>>38673188
How do I avoid ending up a wizard? I'm too retarded to make it to the interview phase for jobs so I might already be fucked

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>>38673201
mpls, screamo, guitar/drums/piano
if only it was that easy.

Sex isn't THAT great.

>>38672977
I'm not anymore... I was a wizard until age 31, and then I fucked an easy Tinder slut out of boredom.

Even got a date set up for this weekend. Random hook ups kind of helped my anxiety actually.

>>38673251
Nothing really changes after you have sex or kissed for the first time. Believe me. But your perspective on life really *does* change after falling in love for the first time.

>>38673226
have sex before 30. that's it.

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>>38673188
OP here. Looks like wizards get digits.

It really hurts seeing everyone except yourself get married. It hurts even more when your friends do not talk to you anymore since they now have families. I have practically no friends left.

I have had terrible experiences too with women anon. A woman I helped save from getting fired got me fired from my own job because she was fucking the manager and she wanted to fuck me over just for the lulz, leaving a black mark on my resume which I have not recovered from.

>>38672977
29yr NEET and scored grand wizard on the robot test, is that good enough?

>>38673364
I have noticed I stopped caring about material things in general too. Knowing you are a genetic deadend also kills any ambition you originally had.

Vidya no longer offers the escape it used to.

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>>38673439
no you need to hit the big 30 in order to graduate.

No other wizards on r9k?

>>38673578
Almost a wizard by just a few years. What power do you get once you don the robe?

>tfw kv with 20 years old
>tfw still have 10 years to make it or I will hero
Wish me luck, you that have all the knowledge

>>38673657
I pray that some harlot does not convince you to stray from the path of wizardry

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>>38673439
Grand Wizards are rare to find here, more rare than pepes today in /r9k/. All of your people have went to WizChan

I have a question. What points you have scored in the Robot Test (below fucking 8) and you have always been this way?

In my daarker days, I scored 26 once, and was living in the hell. Today got recovered. I am 85 now, but in July 16, just one year back, scored 34

>>38673644
The power not to put smelly holes on a pedestal and a gradual priestly demeanor in regards to material desires.

>>38673439
It's a honour stand in front of one Grand Wizard

>>38673578
I am a 37 year old NEET who hasn't had a girlfriend since 1999 and is still a virgin.

>>38672977
I'm 34 in September. Never asked a girl out, been on a date, or kissed. Been NEET for the past 4 years. Plan to become a trucker and save money.

Hate the way I wasted my college years, didn't even graduate. Feel so stupid doing blue collar shit, but it beats the hell out of retail, people in retail are such idiot degenerates.

>>38673948
As a trucker you have the benefit of the friends of the road, ladies of the night. And they don't judge.

what wizard name did you choose for yourself, anon?

I'm thinking of going with either:
Fagwynn of the Shadow Realm
Uggmo the Disenchanted

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I turned 30 this year without ever putting my dick in a vagina, does that make me a wizard?
i've put my fingers and tongue in one, and to some people that disqualifies.
I've hated my life so far, but this past year I lost a bunch of weight and stopped drinking. I felt so much better, and like I had a second chance.
But this past 2 weeks I started drinking again, and I regret it. It's starting to just make economic sense to end it at this point.

I'm a wizard. I don't care. I'll never have a gf, and there's no reason to be sad about it, it won't accomplish anything.

I look down at you other wizards that are still whining about it.

>>38674143
Fagwynn 5/10
Uggmo 8/10 will name my Mage in world of warcraft. Thanks anon

>>38674466
>>38672977
>>38673899
>>38674418
>>38673948

Robot Test score?

>>38674418
How you did this?
Did oral sex in a woman without make real sex?

I can't say much.
I put my tongue and tasted a beautiful pinked one for the first time, without put the rat in the trap. That happened 15 days later, when I officially lost the V. With the same girl of course.

I don't think that just don't had a romantic or sexual relashionship counts as wizard.

There is a whole wiz lifestyle associated.
Being NEET, depression and 0 friends also make their part

>>38674686
You can't post on wizardchan unless you DON'T actually want a GF according to the rules

>>38674686
I'm all this. not good for my mental health. But I keep myself occupied

>>38674761
A true wizard have given up conventional human desires.

>>38674801
Social isolation is bad to social skills as being in 0g is bad to your muscles.
You lost all the skill.

I once spent 5 months without seeing the sunlight and leaving home. Seriously. Only speaking barely with my mom.
When I went outside I was with true social phobia and cannot speak normally anymore.
I recovered, happily. But the warning of how bad is this always cross my mind.
Socialization is a human need.

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WOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can I be an apprentice? I'm approaching 24 and I am $12,000 in debt. I live in my aunts spare bedroom, dropped out of community college last year, and I have an unmarketable resume. I take care of my baby cousin so that I get to live here and I have to do everything for her like I'm her parent. I've spent the last hour holding back tears, which is why I came to this board to see if I can get any comfort tonight.

>>38673657
>>tfw still have 10 years to make it or I will hero

I had the same plan. (i.e.: "I have to get my life on track until I'm 30 or suicide!")

Guess what happened!

>>38674970
You an heroed?

>>38675022
Yeah. Say what you want about hell, but at least it has good internet to access 4chan.

An heroing is fucking difficult especially at that very last moment.
I chickened out.
A few more years of being a khv robot, I guess.