does r9k shower in the morning or in the evening

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haven't took a shower in a month

>>38662236
Night. I don't have a job so i just shower before sleep when it's necessary.

Morning. It helps me keep my hair in order

>>38662267
Pretty much this disgusting anon here. Why would i shower?

>>38662236
Night. Because the water is colder.

cold showers in the morning are a pretty nice way to start the day

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>>38662236
never lmao origami gozaimasu

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>>38662236
once a fortnight orginal cukfuck

>>38662236
I actually exercise so during the night. Why would I clean up just to get sweaty or dirty later on in the day?

>>38662318
go to africa dude.
>>38662236
I shower in the morning because I sweat at night and stink afterwards

>>38662236
asking this question tells us that you're not actually a robot at all

fuck off my board boy

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at night cause my hair dries better then
takes forever otherwise

>>38662417
>go to bed with wet hair
>wake up with the worst bed head you've ever had
R E T A R D E D

Evening after work to wash away all the grease and filth of fast food.

Both in an original way.

>>38662622
at least I dont take showers at night like a blubbering moron.

>>38662236
before going outside, on days i even do that.

>>38662236
Both, becuase I hate going to bed muggy and hate leaving the house in the morning with the funk of sleep on me. I can literally feel the faint stink on me like a heat energy, I can't stand it. You can tell who doesn't shower in the morning by standing right next to them; they have this stink. It is nasty and shameful.

>>38662236
i haven't showered for months

>>38662789
troo robot

>>38662763
>deoderant, perfume, and cologne
All just things to cover up the smell and not a substitution for actually getting clean, and it does nothing for the uncomfortable feeling of morning funk.

Think about it, your body has been sitting in one position, most likely under covers, sweating and gathering oils like a stew, and you're going to just get up and not wash it off? Fucking nasty. Sleeping naked at least remedies some of that.

And it's not just one person. Just about everybody I've ever met in the business world has the same stink because they obviously get up and rush out the door in the morning. Women and men.

Just shower, bro. I skip the evening one of I did literally zero exertion during the day. But I know people that have gone to bed sweaty, and that is goddamn revolving.

>>38662236
>does r9k shower
I do maybe once a week... Feelsbad

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I always shower at night, last thing before going to bed.
Always going to bed clean = don't need to wash the sheets as often.

>>38662966
I know but I'm way to lazy to do that shit

>>38662947
I go to bed sweaty because it's not good showering so often. I shower in the morning though, like everyone should for the reasons you mentioned.

>>38662987
sorry I meant "too lazy"

>>38662966
You wash your sheets?

depends really, sometimes ill have a shower around 9-10pm, sometimes 2-4am, currently around 1-3pm

depends on my sleeping schedule really

>>38662236
i shower 1 time a week. mostly around 4-5pm

>>38663010
I can forgive that more but I just hate the idea of stinking up my sheets so easily. If you're real honest-to-god sweaty, just shower twice and put body lotion on to make up for the natural oils you're washing off.

>>38663129
Lotion makes me get pimples for some reason, especially face lotion.

>>38663185
Probably blocks up your pores.

>>38663204
Probably, my face is like the moon with how you can see the pores and all my facial scarring

>>38662236
in the morning when i have work, otherwise like never because no gf

>>38662236
I take one at 11 PM or Midnight

In the morning always. If I don't I feel smelly and gross and I just get depressed all day

Mornings and on coming home if I do leave the house. Not really feeling like I am back home before I did.

>>38662947
>
HaHa you have that shitty gene that lets you smell BO.
Sucks to be you!

I don't
Showering was pushed on society by the jews
It's their method for putting chemicals in shampoos and conditioner
Once the chemicals soak into your brain you start to lose memories and find it harder to make decisions
Your being tricked by the jews again you got

>>38663614
oh shit do you have proof for this

>>38663630
Not solid proof yet
But me and my roommate Logan have both stopped taking showers
And senses are heightened
I've also discovered my ability to see into the future
Over and out anon
I'll report more info if I get the chance

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>>38663614
this is why i take cold showers with no chemicals
also, chemicals in shampoos seriously hurt your testosterone levels

>tfw hitler didnt finish off the jews

>>38662236
Both you disgusting pig

>>38662236
>does r9k shower in the morning or in the evening
I shower like twice a week

>>38663903
>I've also discovered my ability to see into the future
how well can you see into the future? like how much information can you see?

>>38663614
That explains why people who don't shower are so mentally acute.

>>38662236
In the evening. Sleep is the only thing I have and having a shower in the morning means I have to wake up earlier.

People who shower in the morning:
>always clean and good looking
>smells good to
>attracts girls
>has a positive outlook on life
>excels at everything he does

Evening creeps:
>smell like shit
>hair is greasy
>attracts flies
>thinks his lonely life is because of some conspiracy
>sucks at everything he tries

Showering in the morning and evening:
>smells so good it attracts otherwordly beings
>gets titjobs from succubi and angels alike
>can bend spoons with mind
>truly a god amongst men

>>38662236
I wake up at like 1pm, so morning showers aren't possible.

>>38662236
morning, afternoon if i have to go somewhere or have been outside cleaning / gardening / etc, & before i go to bed. usually 2 - 4 times a day depending on what's going on or if i have to go to dinner or an event.

>>38664278
also, I only shower in the morning if I have to go somewhere, like: uni, doctor appointment, or just to the movies (alone), otherwise, no.

I am only able to take cold showers at my house, and when I take cold showers very early in the morning, which for me mornings are always freezing, then I get a cold. So I can't

>>38664021
I get pictures of future events in my dreams often times the events happen in a 2-3 week radius
But most of the time they all evolve water
I.e it's raining, I'm walking past a pool
Transmission discontinued

>>38662236
I only shower once every few weeks or more, usually only when I plan leaving the house, or after I mow the lawn.

Night so my bed stays clean.

Morning shower takers are fucking gross.

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once a week.

bloxxxnigger

Morning, I get greasy really easy but by the end of the day I don't see anyone so it's okay to be greasy.

>>38663903
>I've also discovered my ability to see into the future

Schizophrenia

>>38665144
how is that schizophrenia? schizophrenia is when you hear voices or see things that arent there

>>38665144
Everyone can see the future technically because there's only future for your brain's delayed perception. There's only past and future

Of course we can see the future

>>38665203
It was mostly just a shitpost

But look up schizophrenics claiming to have these abilities

>>38665040

Night showerers are literally blue collar plebs who actually get dirty in their jobs and don't need to turn up fresh like people with non-shit jobs.

>after I work
>Work nights so around 6:30am
>After walks in the weekend
>So around 4pm

>>38662236
Showering is for normfags

>>38662236
I shower when I come home from the work.

>>38664202
Two-shower fag here, can confirm.

>>38665355
>bed stays clean
>smells like soap and shampoo
>wake up smelling fresh

In Japan nobody bathes at night, and we ALL have decent jobs. Wahah pleb

>>38665543
I mean *morning*

nobody here bathes in the morning

>>38665543
That doesn't make sense. Are you with him or against him?

Both.
Once when I get home from work and again in the morning to cover up the smell of pot on me from the night prior.

every morning and after every training

>>38665825
Isn't that tiring? I literally don't have time to shower twice a day, one already consumes too much of my time. I could've used that time showering to do something more productive.

I usually take a shower in the evening and wash my hair in the morning

>>38662236
both nigga

>>38665880
>Isn't that tiring?
Just the opposite for me, I find it very relaxing and have to take care that I am not standing under the steam for an hour on my second shower.
My morning shower is rushed, no question.

>>38662267
Good job

HKY786

>>38666065
this

can't stand not being able to shower 2 times a day, sometimes when i'm really sweaty i'd shower 4 and even 5 times a day. Kind of a obsession of mine.

>>38662236
Evening because my hair fucks up if I do it in the morning. If I smell then I will shower in the morning but not wash my hair.

i have to take one in the night as i'm crippled need assistance to get into the shower and out. my parents have to help me.

>>38662236
I shower whenever I take a shit.

>>38662236
>does r9k shower in the morning or in the evening
>implying

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If you don't shower before entering your bed and also before going to work or anything other than a walk or a beer run then you are disgusting and barely above an animal.

>>38662236
In the evening, obviously.

What kind of backwards retard showers in the morning so that they can get immediately get dirty as soon as they step out the door and then go to bed all sweaty and dusty and gross?

I bet they wear shoes around the house as well.

>>38662236
I shower like 4 times a day, at least

>>38667231
It stacks.
If you break a little sweat after a shower you are way less nasty than if you have a whole night's funk accumulated on top of even more funk throughout the day.

A fresh sweat doesn't smell. Festering sweat does. Take regular showers you nasty fucks.

>>38667427
>a whole night's funk accumulated

I don't do exercise in my sleep or sleep in a sauna or anything that makes me sweat, so that's not really a concern. Plus I put on deodorant in the morning before I go out into the world.

If you really have OCD or a serious glandular problem, then yeah sure shower 3 or 4 times a day but otherwise just do it at night before you go to bed.

>>38667477
You secrete oils throughout the night. You are not fresh when you wake up. If you're bumming around the house, that's one thing, but if you are going out you should shower.

Always the morning, if I don't have a shower on the morning I feel shitty all day.

I rarely shower on the evening unless it has been a very hot day and I feel clammy.

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>not showering morning and night
you people disgust me
no wonder girls won't date you

>>38663945
there's still fluoride in the water that gets absorbed through your skin!

>>38667553
>You secrete oils throughout the night. You are not fresh when you wake up.

I am lying there in a literal dormant state, I am not secreting oils by the cup like during a hot day. Unless it's a million degrees outside and inside while I'm sleeping it's not a big deal at all.

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>all these normalscums showering everyday
>n-need to look clean and smell good when around stacy, maybe s-she'll notice me
Enjoy stripping your body and hair of essential oils that keep them protected, hydrated and healthy.
>I b-bet you smell bad haha
Even if I do, I don't give a shit what normalshits think.

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After exercise and in the evening. Ice cold showers help me sleep.

>>38667753
You secrete sebum at about the same rate at pretty much any point during the day. What you're hinking about is sweat.

>>38667783
t. fat neckbeard who hasn't showered since last wednesday

>>38667889
I haven't showered since last wednesday and I feel comfy as fuck.

>>38667889
who said I was fat neckbeard though?
not everyone who doesn't shower every day is fat fedora wearing neckbeard.

>>38667877
Well yeah

no one ever went WHEW ANON YOU SURE DO SMELL LIKE SEBUM