I hate trying I just don't try with women anymore because

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>>38662138
I was looking forward to floating since the start of summer with some friends. We are finally going this weekend and now I don't even feel like it, I'm so fucking bad.

post more, and how old are you?

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>>38662177
Just end me, originally

>falling for the online dating meme
Just stop

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>>38662208
26...this is my friends wifes reaction to her seeing those. I don't understand how I've ever been in a relationship before, I guess I just lucked out.

FFs. Just say "What's up" They'll be like "nothing much, you?" give an answer and ask if she wants to go out. It's fucking easy, stop talking an shit and get to the point. I've gotten two dates in the past month with this.

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>>38662299
I'm trying to find someone fun rather than someone who just responds and goes out, I've done my fair share of sleeping around and dating with no substance at this point.

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I can't even talk about food without being a retard. I only like steak and cheese.

>>38662138
>OP drops the rape bomb in his second message
>Stacy powers through this anyway
>She even makes the first move (leads with her physical description and calls OP cute)

Damn OP, surely you must've spent years training with the finest Italian chefs to reach this level of spaghetti, right?

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>>38662491
Oh come on, her name is "therapistgirl" or whatever, that's fucking hilarious. This one said that she wanted her own murman or something like that

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>>38662527
How that went.

>>38662209

You faggot, you could have had her if you got straight to the point. Stop trying to be quirky and funny, it's beyond cringey.

>>38662138
this is cringe
stop enabling this kind of behavior

>>38662606
A girl I used to fuck last year for a few months said one night "isn't he hot when he isn't talking?" :( the worst part is I'm not trying to be
>lolz so quirky
That's just the shit that comes out.

>>38662698

Then just shut up and kindly gtfo normie

>>38662713
But the whole thing here is being bad with people, literal autists. So I fit in here. I'm staying bby.

>>38662289
you must be very good looking for girls to tolerate that kind of autism, I envy you

>>38663127
I'm really good looking women say, despite being 5'9". I'd much rather be average or even below average and be able to fucking talk to people. Hell, that other anon that pointed out that the girl described her physical self as a move went completely over my head.

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>>38662567
>swimmys

>>38662138
Fuck's sake, OP - this is /r9k/. You should know damn well by now that Stacy wants Chat-tier game and banter and teasing. Jewy self-deprecation shows weakness and will not get the roastie folds marinating.