Do any other robots fantasize about holding hands with a cute boy and kissing them?
>>38658033
Not really. I'd more interested into fucking them rough and leaving them.
All the time, small skinny boys are the cutest thing in the world to me
>>38658056
That sounds a bit rude, anon. I won't hold it against you, though
maybe. is that gay?
>>38658033
Why make another faggot hookuo thread when theres already so many? Why fucking shit up the board constantly trolling for cock? LEAVE THIS BOARD FAGGOTS
>>38658033
unironically yes. i don't even consider myself gay. maybe bi-curious, i'm not even sure anymore.
>>38658073
Well, i just like physically dominating men by having sex with them. I have no interest into romance and other lovey-dovey stuff.
>>38658071
I'm glad to hear that, anon!
>>38658083
A bit, but that's ok
>>38658084
i've been watching the front page for a bit and there's a /soc/-tier "what's your room liek", a spongebob meme, and a shrek meme thread bouncing about on it, but i'm sorry my one cock thread ruins that quality content for you, anon
>>38658033
All the time desu
All the 3D cuteboys are sluts and hate real relationships, though. Im happy with my animu husbandos
>>38658114
who's your animu husbando anon?
>>38658033
Yes, I don't know how to find a cute boy to hold hands with though
>>38658033
definetely
id do anything for a shy, sweet, long haired boy who i can kiss, cuddle, fuck, & reassure when he's feeling down
sigh
>>38658033
yes now fuck off stop posting erp threads
>>38658092
That sort of makes me sad. My ideal cuteboy relationship would be one built on romance and lovey-dovey junk. I've been told by a gay friend that it'd be near impossible to achieve, though
>>38658114
i do not blame you anon. i can count the number of attractive males i've seen irl, on one hand
>>38658033
All the time desu
I could ve with a woman but a man just feels more right
>>38658151
>shy, sweet, long haired boy who i can kiss, cuddle, fuck, & reassure when he's feeling down
Please anon that is exactly what I want to be
>>38658148
Merlin from the Fate/ series. (pic related)
I love/hate how popular he's gotten lately and there's a lot of comfy new artwork, but at the same time, he's only gotten popular because of a bad mobile game, and people don't bother reading the source material.
>>38658161
Its not even the fact they're attractive or not. If I get along with someone well enough, I really don't care. I feel like the biggest problem with the gay side of r9k, and why people rightfully hate our shit, is because of the amount of degeneracy that comes from us.
I dont want a slutty crossdressing BF with his nudes all over the internet that ERPs with every loser that'll give him the time of day. I just want a BF that'll be happy talking to me for a few hours and won't cheat or dump me in a matter of weeks.
>>38658150
i don't either. good luck though, anon!
>>38658151
it's surely a great thing to fantasize about, isn't it? hopefully we'll both be able to find someone like that soon
>>38658152
i am sorry for offending you anon, but this is literally the 2nd gay thread i've posted. the last one was in september, too. i made this thread because the loneliness is really getting to me and i hoped to seek solidarity to ease the pain
>>38658182
i certainly feel that, anon. a few years ago, i've found my plain fantasies shifting to involving cute guys instead of females
>>38658202
>If I get along with someone well enough, I really don't care.
I'm the same way, anon. I sincerely wish you the best of luck. It seems like non-slutty/monogamous BFs are a rarity, which doesn't help when gay & (openly) bi folks are hard to come by. I've gotten male attention before, but the two times it happened, involved super sexually assertive folks that wanted to suck my dick & fuck the first time we met. I just wanted to go on a plain(ish) date at first, and hold hands & kiss, but that wasn't enough for them to bite
>>38658161
It's possible but it's like finding a perfect girl except girls are 2% of the population. Because there's so few gay men they tend to form communities around 'hooking up' with other gay men
I just want a relationship with a cute boy that forms naturally, I don't want to go on grindr and fuck someone to hope something comes from it. I want hand holding to be a natural progression in a relationship from friend to boyfriend, not something I do as a given after I've already fucked them
>>38658033
>Do any other robots fantasize about holding hands with a cute boy and kissing them?
Yes
>>38658033
I consider myself extremely lucky to have gotten the chance to. The relationship only lasted 7 months but it was amazing, I don't think I'll be able to love another person quite like I did him.
>>38658196id date someone that's willing to grow their hair out for me tbdesu. also i have a humongous hair fetish so i'd love to pet, groom,&
wash said hair. im also a sucker for acting really romantic
a-are you blonde?
>>38658033
I'm an ugly boy and I just want an ugly boy like me to love.
>>38658351
Im ugly
Tell me about yourself, anon.
>>38658344I'm growing my hair out right now, I'd love someone that likes to groom it because I'm awful at keeping it under control myself ;w;
Acting romantic is also great on both ends
I'm like a dark/dirty blonde or whatever it's called, I've been thinking of dying it a bit lighter though
>>38658109
I count 9 faggot threads including this one. Fucking stop.
>>38658399
dirty blonde is my favorite wtfdo u live anywhere near nyc ?? age ??
>>38658467
>America
blocked by geography yet again, sorry anon
>>38658495
:^(that sucks, sorry to hear famalam. do you play lol, if so, do you have an account on na ?? id still be happy to play some vidya with you'd like.
>>38658495
Where r u from? I'm from the UK, mayb we can meat:)
>>38658545
uk more like u gay loooooooooool
>>38658033
desu yeah. I just want a cute, shy robot bf to cuddle with.
They Euro-faggots are out in full force again. I can't wait for WW3 so that all of you soft cunts get lined up against a wall for the firing squad.
>>38658715
Anon will you cuddle with me? Pretty please
>>38658033
>kissing
No that's gay
But I kind of want one to sleep with his head on my chest.
>>38658033
>>38658073
>>38658109
>>38658161
>>38658202
>>38658230
>>38658715
>implying real males actually look like this
You're prison gay as fuck, bros.
>>38658811
>implyinggg
Hurr
>>38658811
My husbando is a good man fuck off.
>>38658033
I want to fug the boy
Tfw FTM and 25 I will never be a17 year old boy let alone have a cute boyfriend that will accept me.
I'm just a old bitter freak
>>38658822
This is better. How can asshole even compete?
>>38659160
Gross
>>38659099
Don't worry anon. We're all going down that path. Those of us that don't wanna deal with slutty crossdressers and orbit the few that aren't immoral shitbags, anyway. Bitter faggy wizardhood for the lot of us.
Maybe Merlin would reward me with his presence if I became a wizard.
>>38658071
small and skinny but not cute
Fuck this gay earth
>>38658399
I want this one. Contact details please.
>>38659259
if you're small and skinny you're at least a little cute in my books, anon
>>38659261
Are you in the UK anon? because I really really dont do any sort of long distance thing
>>38659284
I am actually. Now I really am interested
>>38658033
Not really, I've had a male fuckbuddy and regularly fap to gay porn, but kissing another guy sounds gross to me.
>>38659292oh gosh this doesn't happen often
Where in the country are you?
>>38659192
This is better than any faggot could ever be
>>38659321
Northern Ireland. It counts okay.
>>38659359
Anoooon that's still a ferry journey away
>>38659493
The fact that you defaulted to the ferry, instead of a plane, makes me want you more.
>tfw meet a cutie on discord that only lives an hour by train from me
>meet up after a couple weeks of lots of chatting
>spend the weekend doing lots of cuddling, making out, and doing lewd stuff
>he falls asleep on me with my arms around him
>Even hold hands a couple times in public but he was really shy about it
>tfw he's coming over in a few hours to stay for at least 4 days
excited as fuck desu, cuddles and kisses are amazing
>>38659581
I-It's just the way I'm used to travelling to NI, my dad's side of the family is there
Sadly though I'm pretty far inland most of the time
>>38659676
Hand over your contact details. You've been caught.
how do you people with bfs tell you parents? or do you just hide them? I want a bf but it feels too late for the whole coming out thing
>>38659776
Well, okay, here's a throwaway emailbut be warned I am cripplingly shy in a less anonymous setting and am awful at conversation[email protected]
>>38659881
RESPONDED. There's only so many times I can refresh my email. Though I have never found that limit.
I just want a '''''straight''''' European bf.;_;
>>38660417
>'''''
are you a trap? if you are, what difference does it make?
>>38658822
>2 faggots wearing girly socks
You literally just confirmed it for him
>>38660473
Depends on what counts as a trap. I take my mones and people tell me I look cute but I still identify as male atleast for now, not sure about the future.
I'm looking for someone more on the masculine side, that's why '''''straight''''. I'm not into guys who act 'gay'.
>>38659881
Should have dated Len tbqh
>>38660527
That makes sense. It can be hard to find masculine (not just physically) tops that only top though, if that's what you're looking for. Almost everyone is either bottom or vers or not masculine ect.
I want a Kaworu who will seduce me with his charm.
>>38660624
Yes. Doing my best to look feminine atleast means I can date bisexuals and trap fetishists. Truly a way to live.
>>38658822
SOURCE?
O
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C
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that looks hot
>>38660696
Now now now.. Tell me where you originally live..
>>38660696
Good luck anon! I hope you find your straight european bf soon.
>>38660844
Original Poland originally speaking.
>>38660890
Wow, you are on hormones and a faggot in Poland? I feel bad for you
>>38660888
>straight
Nigger what?
>>38660906
read the comment thread friendo
>>38660901
I get way too many stares in public for comfy desu.
>>38660913
I did
Straight people don't fuck men. He's a man
He needs a bisexual
>>38660937
drop a throwaway plezz
I think about it all the time at night when I'm hugging my pillow, wishing I could bury my face in someone's chest instead.
>>38660943
He just meant "straight" as in someone that doesn't act outwardly gay, anon. I was just going along with it
>>38660945
You post yours, anon. I don't want to post mine.
>>38660890
K A T O W I T T Z
A
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>>38660989No but not too far.
>Be a cute boy
>Can't get with woman because I look like I'm 16
>Fine let's try boys, I'm bi anyway
>People (usually old disgusting men) just want to top me and I'm not a bottom
>Other cute boys reject me because even they can probably physically break me in half.
JUST
Remind girl (female) pussy is beautiful.
>>38661031
gross
>>38661023
>I'm not a bottom
how unfortunate
>>38661016
chuj mnie to
gib discord
>>38661023
>not vers
Shemfur
>>38661049
Napis svuj anone.
>>38661038
Look at Anon. It isn't an asshole full of shit. It's an organ evolved to perfectly accommodate a mans penis. What could be better than that?
>>38658033
I fantasize about throwing all of the gays in a human blender. Is sex all you think about? Are you just a pig with no original thoughts that can only feed from your trough? Go find some aids infested cock sleeve to shove your dick in and stop posting.
>>38661064kamyl#7252
>>38660982
I for some reason can't make a throwaway email
Is a discord ok?
>>38661070
>holding hands and kissing
>degenerate sex
Yep
>>38658715
DON'T DIDDLE SAIKA, SCUM!
>>38661070
>blushes
>A-anon-kun do you like nice wet girl (female) vaginas?
Does finding feminine fuccbois in anime attractive make you gay?
I actually fantasize about a boy holding my hands behind my back and not letting me get away as he fucks me.
>>38661125
Yes, in the straightest way possible
>>38661085
>>38661103
Discord is fine. I'll add both of you later when I'm less busy.
>>38658033
desu yes. I guess I'm bisexual. I've always thought of myself as straight but these fantasies have become pretty prominent lately. I really want to kiss them, hold hands with them, cuddle in a warm bed with them, etc.
>>38661125
>>38661139
If liking Saika makes me gay, I'm fine with being bi. That is the only exception though.
>>38661149
r9kthrowaway123#9253
>>38661125
Not if it's saika.
>tfw no Haku bf
>>38661150
>I've always thought of myself as straight but these fantasies have become pretty prominent lately.
I feel the same and I have no idea why. For some reason it's just so much cuter to imagine a cute boy in that situation than any girl
>>38661108
Yes, it is degenerate. So are straight people, but gays just can't go a single second without posting about their disgusting shit. All sex related posting should be banned.
>>38661115
No. I don't.
>>38661369
>gays just can't go a single second without posting about their disgusting shit
Have you considered that you only notice that they're gay when they talk about fucking dudes?
>>38661150
>>38661233
It's called prison gay
You're just lonely and can't relate to women
>>38661598
I can't see it ever going away so is there really any difference?
>>38661233
That's pretty much it. I'm on my phone so I just pulled a random picture from Google, but cute boys are A+. I don't know why romantic fantasies are 10x better when they involve cute boys.
>>38661598I have a gf[\spoiler]
>>38661612
I guess not.
>tfw no cute anime boy bf
i'm a boy
tfw no qt trap gf
aeromatic#4635
>>38662593
I'm cheering for you aeromatic!
>tfw just want some romantic passion in my life
>wanted a gf forever
>realize its impossible
>opening the door for cute boys and traps
they wouldnt even want me and i dont deserve them
>am smol
>tfw no bear bf
>>38662715
Cheer up, bud! I'm sure you're a good person. You just have to put yourself out there until you find someone.
>>38663446
You don't know that and I know cute feminine boys have no desire for someone like me
>>38663823
>You don't know that
Statistically you probably are by my standards
>cute feminine boys have no desire for someone like me
Make yourself desirable or find someone who wants your compassion as much as you want theirs.
>>38663861
If I knew how to make myself desirable I wouldn't be here sad about having no romance
The problem with the latter suggestion is that any cute boy likely has gallons of attention showered on them. They don't need some sap like me to do it when they have better options.
I'm stuck in the middle of a frozen tundra that we call love, with no shelter in sight.
I don't expect anyone to want me it's okay.
>>38658084
>Goes to board for the mentally ill and deranged
>expects to not see any gay threads
LOL
>>38663951
You're really hard on yourself, anon. I don't think your opinions of yourself and the expectations of others likely match up to the reality. I'm sure you have a lot more to value in yourself than you think you do, and I'm sure what others expect from you is not as unreachable as you might think. At bottom on the surface, for whatever problems you might have, you seem like a nice enough person, which is a lot more than you can say for a lot of people.
you say you're undesirable, what makes you think that?
>>38658033
>tfw no one to smoke with and give you soft smokey kisses as you gaze up at the stars together.
Alternativley
>tfw no one grinds their dick you in public
>there are cute boys on this board RIGHT NOW who aren't being cuddled by you
What are you doing, robots? Why aren't you cuddling them enough!?
>started taking care of myself more
>styling and growing my hair long
>making my body all smooth and hairless
>cover myself in nice smelling lotions
>on a diet, rapidly losing weight
>moving, getting my own apartment
>can be as degenerate as i want to
>tfw i WILL find myself a boyfriend
>>38664140
All i've done is complain about no one being interested. Posted a brief about myself in the other feel thread
>I'm a mediocre looking white male with no true hobbies outside of computers and vidya
Basically disqualifies me, i'm not interesting, not particularly goodor badlooking
Why wouldn't someone else get whatever I want? They're better than I am
>>38664168
Yes please.
I have so much love to give, but nobody wants it...
I think sex and relationships are both scary and gross so I'd consider suicide if my hand happened to touch someone elses
Met a boy on r9k once. Met at a plant nursery and drove to a park and ride and we fooled around in the back of my jeep. He made me cum but I had to leave him hanging. Then I panicked and cut things off.
A few days of nofap makes a man wish he had done things differently. He wanted me to fuck him. I wish I had.
425. I still have your number, reno.
>>38660549
>implyingLen's too nice he intimidates me
>>38664370
Ghosting is pretty fun. I think that's why girls do it too
>>38664271
Unbelievable. This cute boy is going TOTALLY ignored. Somebody cuddle him, right now! Cute boys die if they don't receive enough loving affection.
>>38664271
what do you like? oregairu
>>38664392
I didn't ghost him. I told him exactly why. I felt bad about it because he told me he "wouldn't need grindr anymore" because he met me.
>>38664235
>I'm a mediocre looking white male with no true hobbies outside of computers and vidya
You see, when I read that I don't get irredeemable or unlovable, anon. I get fairly normal person with some fairly normal hobbies, if with some self-esteem issues. Millions of people share those hobbies, myself included, and none of them would view you as unlovable for them (as well as traps and cute boys). There are people that live their lives talking almost exclusively about games and computers, they meet their friends and lovers through them, so many people on /r9k/ have done just that even. You even say you're "mediocre looking", given how you talk about yourself I'd be surprised if you weren't better looking than you think but regardless, I don't think that disqualifies you either.
I understand how it can feel like no matter what there'll always be someone better, I feel the same way sometimes. But I think again your perceptions of yourself and other people are skewed. I think you only see the bad in yourself and in others what you think they're better than you at, and that other peoples expectations are always higher than what you can offer.
I honestly don't think anything you've told me about yourself, even if it wasn't much, disqualifies you for love, let alone makes you irredeemable. For whatever unnamed flaws you think you do have, they can almost certainly at minimum be improved if not fixed completely. I think your biggest problem is how you view yourself, anon.
When I look like this, then I'll be good enough for another boy.
I try to not get depressed about my lonliness, but yeah sometimes.
>>38665622We can work towards looking the way we want together, Anon
>>38665622
When I look like this, then I'll be good enough for Endless Anal.
I bet fembots are furiosly masturbating too this thread
>>38665869
I'm going to do it for myself and no one else. I think you should do the same.
>>38666022
correct, friendo.
>>38664813
Thanks anon but i'd be surprised if a cute boy wanted me. If they do, I want them badly.
>>38658033
When did the feelings start for you robots.
I remember being 14 going on tinychat rooms to talk to qts.
>>38666102
I'm doing it for myself too, but it would still be nice to have a partner to mutually encourage each other!
If someone would actually ask me about what I had to eat and if I'd exercised I think I would be a lot better behaved and not cheat as much.
>like girls
>don't exercise for them
>start liking guys
>exercise for them
>>38666371
Girls are disgusting inside and out and I would never do anything for them.
>>38666181
you'd be surprised! I've had relationships start for no reason other than being in the right place at the right time. I think in the meantime it's best to always try to become a better person and to keep putting yourself out there
good luck, anon
>>38666292
That's true. Do you have an email or something?
tfw no robot bf to fall asleep every night in my big arms
i want a cute robot bf to hold
>>38667109
>tfw no robot bf to fall asleep every night in my big arms
>i want a cute robot bf to hold
This
I have this guys discord but I don't have anything to talk about or say
feels bad
>>38668436
why does he look so frickin gay
>>38668436
Damn this guy is cute, this is what I strive to get someday.
>>38668436
is he legal?
I just want to be loved
please I'll do anything
>>38668557
yeah, he says he is 19
>>38668436
He looks like he'd be difficult to talk to.
Like, socially retarded and no interests to discuss.
are black people even real?
>>38668959
that plus he is into furry shit/other degenerate activities which is kinda sad since he is such a qt
>>38669742
ask him if he likes powfooo
get him to cosplay mio
eh not really. Women are superior and if I'm going to be dreaming then I may as well dream about the better.
>>38669742
I would kill to be his bf please please dont let this go
>>38669742
I know someone really similar, we're totally compatible sexually, mutual attraction, all the same kinks, etc. He doesn't really know how to hold a conversation or how flirting or relationships work though so it totally failed. I guess I could have tried to force it just for the sex but that would have felt dishonest, even if we both really enjoyed ourselves.
Yes, but my girlfriend would kill me if I tried anything with a boy.
>>38658033
I want to hold a small cute boy and be the big spoon and make him feel warm and protected against my big hairy chub belly!
>tfw mentally ill and not cute
g-go get 'em boys...
>>38670276
>tfw have a chubbi bf
its a comfy feel when we cuddle
>join tinder looking for cute boys
>it's nothing but disgusting men
Why did you all lie to me?
>>38670366
H-How do I get a cute boy who likes guys my size? I tried but all of them seem to prefer muscular chubby guys instead of soft warm chubby guys...
>>38670394
>tfw normie chilling on r9k because tinder and grindr is scary
>>38670366
I wouldn't mind the kind of chubby bf where they're obviously strong just with fat on top
>>38670423
s-sorry anon
>>38670423
Well I'm not cute, so that makes it easier for us to be together
get lucky I guess
>>38670437
Well you'd probably have better luck on here anyways. Cute boys only exist online
>>38670423
>soft
>warm
>chubby
Shave any hair you have on your face and I will adopt you and make you fatter.
>>38658033
m-me
i like cute skinny boys, especially if they're a bit emo
>>38662390
Same here,Everytime i have sex with my girlfriend, i pretend she's a cute boy, her tits are fairly small anyway
>>38670276
>>38670423
I don't mind bigger guys but I'm not all that small... if you're that big I definitely weigh a lot less than you and I'm dropping fast, I'm pretty tall though and probably not that cute by /r9k/ standards.
>>38670521
w-what about the hair on my body anon? i've never shaved that before!
ephebophiles where are you heh.
>>38661031
Legitimately looks like a knife wound
>>38670465
But people here dont like normies. I should become celibate. At least then I'd have an excuse.
>>38666659
Please help me anon, I think a cute boy might be the solution. Making each other happy and pure tender love, god i want to purely love one
>skinny and physically weak
>tall
>masculine face
I just wanna be a small bottom boy, why is life so unfair?
>>38671113
there's always a taller bigger guy that can make you feel small anon
>>38671220
I hope so. I'm pretty tall but anybody with any muscle at all could probably toss me around.
>>38668436
What is this haircut called? I might ask my boyfriend to get it.
>tfw I like being cute and feminine but am only into either women or other cuteboys or traps
I apologize for any men that have seen me and fine me attractive, I wish I were more gay so I could please you.
>tfw when you will never hear a woman moan as you have that magical first thrust into her tight wet pussy and feel her expand to let you in.
Why even live faggots?
If it sounds like a girl and looks like i girl i smooch
>>38671113
I would still take you out on a nice date desu
>>38671454
This is why i've got no bf everyone :_:
daily reminder that faggots deserve to be put to death
>tfw you just want a pleasant sustainable monogamous relationship with a cute faggot
>tfw you don't know how to get one
>tfw no one does
>tfw that's because gay men are fucking one night stand sluts
>>38671731
stop posting piles of skin and axe wounds
>>38658033
i'm not really into gay sex but i would love to hold hands, hug, cuddle, kiss etc. with a cute guy
>>38672511
Please let me pretend this isnt the case for a little while longer and that I will someday find the one.
>>38672811
>stop posting piles of skin and axe wounds
This
feels good not being attracted to women
>>38659590
literally everyone I've ever met on discord has ghosted me how did you get so lucky
>>38673979
I've had the same experience, but I met a really nice guy on discord a month ago, and we meet up on mondays for cuddles and lewd. I'm actually pretty ug, so I'm surprised it worked out.
I would like to meet a cute trap or femboy but most of them are attention whores
Sphaas#6077 - Discord, Wanna chat with a qt trap c:
Hook me up and you'll get my desc+ a profile pic :D
>>38674173
sounds nice anon
i live in a really fucking boring small town with nothing to
>>38674334
does this man you're a trap or you want to talk to one?
Want to. :p
>>38674414
does a qt femboy with a fat ass count :+(
Add me :D
>>38674367
I'm in a small town too, I just got really fuggin lucky. Hopefully you can find someone too~!
>>38674459
thx anon :'+)
it still hurts tho
Are skinny blonde guys cute or is it a meme.
Im skinny as fuck guy and cant gain weight for shit and have dirty blonde wavy hair. Is that a thing people like because I thought darker hair was nicer
>>38674638
I quite like blonde hair.
>>38674596
pls don't feel sad
what state are you from?
>>38674658
Do girls just like blonde hair more or is it just a /r9k thing
Had some anon find me and we talked on discord and she said I was cute but I thought darker hair was supposed to be more masculine looking?
>>38674367
what town do you live in anon?
original comment hah
>>38674681
florida
boring as shit for me but also v comfy in my area i guess
>>38674683
you do realize this is a fag thread right
>>38674638
>Are skinny blonde guys cute or is it a meme.
I know a skinny blond guy and he's the cutest guy I know. So it comes down to if you are uggo or not (also he is light blonde which I suppose is different.
oh well im bi so it still works
>>38674683
what this guy said >>38674765
It is more to do with your overall attractiveness. But blonde guys are generally less masculine I think.
>>38674786
>oh well im bi so it still works
Good
Where are the cute boys i want a cute feminine boy to snuggleeeee ill do anything for him
>>38672811
I don't have to. I can post whatever I like.
>>38674638
They cute
>tfw red hair
>tfw no femboy bf
I'm too nervous to find anyone in real life so if I find anyone online I'll love and cherish them