Welcome to /r9k/, how pathetic are ya?

>>38657682
I'm a 25 year old NEET. My younger teenage brother is more successful than I am.

24 year old need living with grandma. Younger sister is about to go to college and live in a nice dorm. Parents never even brought up college to me. Killing myself the day she goes as a final fuck you to my family.

24. KHV. No licence. Drug addict (former). I have no intention of ever amounting to anything.

I just want off the ride.

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26 year old kv high school dropout. I do have a job and car though.

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I'm a sad 18 year old trying to get over being dumped by my ex.

Family doesn't even bother asking me if I have a gf when they see me at family gatherings any more.

>>38658031
But why bro ?

>>38658183
>tfw family assumes you're gay

I'm a 22 year old black NEET who wishes he was a cute girl every day, I'm easily frightened and I have no friends or skills.

>>38657682
>21
>psychotic from LSD use
>longest job held: 7 months as cashier
>1 gf 9/14-9/15
>camry with 150k miles
>$4, one case of miller and a pack of menthols to my name

>>38658227
I was treated like shit and blamed for everything my whole life. My sister was a perfect angel who is in drama/first chair in band/sings solos in plays. They always encouraged her to get into a good college.

I was just the fucked up mentally ill first born with no future. Bio father is a drug addict who went to prison before I was born for stabbing someone. Mom was pregnant at 16. Sister was born to my step father who came from a perfect family of overachievers.

I hope me killing myself the day she leaves will fuck her term up at least. I know I will be forgotten within a few months anyway.

>27
>now just learning to drive
>one girlfriend in my life dated for 3 years then broke up
>No job
>very little money
>living with my parents
>Alcoholic
>Can't tie my shoes

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>>38658460
> black NEET
> who wishes he was a cute girl
Hol up, this can't be real

>>38658118
>I'm a sad 18 year old trying to get over being dumped by my ex.
>Having an ex at 18
Fuck off, you're most certainly a normalfag

Pathetic enough that I might move to the Phillipines to get laid.

http://swooptheworld.com/easiness-of-girls-by-country/

I told my family to not contact me, quit my job, quit my studies, sold all my shit except what I could carry, and is now a vagabond traveling the world.

>>38658439
I'd prefer that.
At least then they've questioned why you have no gf, and decided you must not be interested in girls.

My family think I'm straight, but know nobody could ever be attracted to e.

>>38658725
>From Norway, Denmark, Finland and Sweden, Scandinavian girls wear the badge of sluttiest girls in Europe.
Is this true?

>>38658759
>tfw I am gay

>>38658787
its true about swedes and danes atleast
>t. swede who frequently visits denmark

>>38658888
Checking the quads
Is there a noticeable difference between swedish and danish girls?

>>38658787
Sweden thinks refugee rape is consensual sex

>>38658529
>girlfriend
get outta here.

I'm a hikki of 12 years now.

>no gf
>never dated
>never held hands
>no job despite master's degree
>only 2 friends, one of which is now spending more and more time with his gf
>no social skills

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>make shitty draws of me anime version where I look totally handsome and edgy
>fap thinking about that time my
cousin let me touch her boob which was 10 years ago
>no girlfriend no friends
>have 8 dogs
>tea faggot
>close to glaucoma
>skinnyfat
>balding

>>38657682
I'm nearly 25, haven't had a job for nearly a year, still a KV and live with parents.

... Without any milk

>>38658509
you sound pretty edgy man, killing yourself to spite someone else seems pretty childish desu. Blaming all your problems on other people is also childish as hell.

Your goal is to fuck with your kid sister who is 6 years younger than you? Seems like all you ever wanted was attention

>>38657682
>I've been eating mcdonalds while on my international internship because I am not very explorative with food tastes

>>38657682
>schizophrenic
>never had a SO
>NEET
>have a caretaker because I am too retarded to do normal stuff

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>>38657682
I fap thinking about my dead grandma farting.
I'm not joking.

>>38659484
You get a vip seat...

>>38658603
Whites and Asians aren't the only one that want to be cute, anon.

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>>38658118
gr8 b8 m8
you really think we're falling for that?
>>38657682
I admit, I'm a bit of a failed normie.
Had my chances in high school, made a few wrong turns, now 23, not a NEET, but a social outcast anyway.
Also, I don't feel a lot anymore.

Can I stay?

>>38658031
Fuck your family dude, I wish I was a part of your family too so I could kill myself as well

>>38659484
A man of the robots. You are a special blessing. Tell us more of your degenerate life.

>>38659484
You should run this board.
Tell us more.
How old are you?
How did your life get to this point?

>>38659238
Same except I haven't had a job for my entire life and I've been a NEET since I was 19.

I think the working man's a fool anyway so I don't care.

>>38659484
Tell me more about your pathetic life

>>38657682
No. Toppings.

>>38657682
No one has ever loved me. No one has ever shown even the slightest interest, not even my family.
We get made to suffer, that's the meaning of life.

>>38658031
You're literally in the same boat as me except having a successful sister. She just moved away and blamed everything on me and the family(agree with that part, I blame them too).

>23
>khv
> failing out of university
>2 suicide attempts, including one performed in front of my mother
> haven't cried about anything in 3 years despite being rejected by oneitis, losing a lot of friends, losing 2 cats, and other shit
> started playing videogames again a few months ago despite having stopped doing so 4 years ago
> fat

That should do it I guess

>>38657682
My parents grounded me when I was 20 because I walked out during a Job Corps tour

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Yes a normie

T.Chad

>>38658474
>>psychotic from LSD use
literally impossible
you're psychotic because you were born defective
stop spreading misinformation

So pathetic I keep shilling my trash channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMb0kJzdF9A

Khv neet 23 fired from 3 jovs havent had a friend since 8th grade. Managed to summon a succubus that raped me. Diagnozed schizo. Spend my days browsing this board and playing pokemon omega ruby. Always stutter because im nervous. Always think about what to say to the cashier the few times i go to buy something from the store every other month. I jizz on my walls and fap to beast

I called in sick to my fast food job to comedown off meth.

>>38658031
>Killing myself the day she goes as a final fuck you to my family.

Lmao let this guy in

Well I got an MSc, and a job. But I still feel like I'm only pretending to fit in. I'm never comfortable around strange people and always question every choice I make.
>also tfw no gf ever

>28
>still living with parents
>Failed college twice
>2 gfs all long distance online
>both cheated and left me
>smoke a pack of camel a day
>full blown autist

>>38664740
Do you realize that those 2 """""" gfs"""""" are most likely man

>>38664991
Nigga, do I need you to make me sadder.

Fucking cuck.

22 khv
Special Operator
Plenty of throw away money
Plenty of friends
Decent looking
More /fit/ than anyone you know
No gf at the moment
Trapped inside my mind so it means nothing.
Living Paradox over here...

>22.
>170k in savings 350k in stocks.
>rich parents.
>KHV dateless asked 6 girls out rejected by all.
>zero friends.
>only 110 IQ.
>failed HS.
>couldn't go to college obviously.
>live in nice big house in gated neighborhood.
>haven't gone outside my neighborhood in 8 months.
>only go outside to walk my dog.
>7.5/10 face.
>6'1"
>fit.
>dress well.
>play vidya and watch anime all day.

What am I, /r9k/?

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>23
>NEET
>walked the dogs with a little girl last week and got a semi-boner
>little kids mock me because I can't auto-look in public
>KHHV
>college dropout
>parents hate me
>stole 3000eu from my mom, spent it on weed and gas
>aspergers syndrome, depression

I am a 20 yo with a full time job who is going to be ditched in this country to fend by himself and live off a shitty salary.

Also i fuck my hand daily.

>>38657682
I am a khv with an inflation, transformation, and gentle femdom fetish

>>38665691
What do you think you are?

Seems like a spoiled manchild to me, anon, but its still not too late.
Its the safety and your comfort zone in which you live that is actually the cause for the lack of feeling alive.

>>38665691
Failed normie aka loser.
You just lack the will to become chad while the rest of us are in actual physical disadvantage.

22 year old NEET.

No cellphone, no car, on NEETBUX(which means in poverty).

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recently i came to the conclusion i am literally a ghost for females in my school past

sometimes i walk past them on the streets and they dont even look at me

>>38657682
I still try to talk to my ex, who I broke up with two years ago. She ignores me.
I haven't held a job for more than two months since 2015.

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>>38657682
How pathetic am I? How pathetic AM I?!

I make threads with huge black men plowing white girls.

>So?

Without any sauce.

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>>38657682
frens get in

>>38659185
>He's touched a boob
FUCKING NORMIE

>>38665134
>calls others cucks
>got cheat on
>twice

21yo khhv and a closet fag. I'm incel due to bodily abnormalities. I cut off contact with my friends I had due to them getting gfs. I live and breathe through escapism.

im a big dum poopie head

not that pathetic. Had a gf 6 years ago, it was a pretty meh experience and I never tried again.

managed to get played and manipulated by four different girls within a year, emotionally weak, out of shape, depressed+suicidal, blah blah blah blah

I jerk off about 24 times a day. That's 168 times a week. That's 744 times a month.
That's about 8760 times a year or 8761 on a leap year.
The fact I jerk off 8760 times a year is pathetic. Either that or the fact I researched this.

>>38658074
not that pathetic if you atleast have a job

>>38665691
you landed a jackpot and you dont even know it

Nobody's ever loved me. Nobody's ever even liked me. People usually hate me within 30 seconds of meeting me. I can't even learn from this and fix myself since there's so much wrong.

>>38670257
>being able to fap every 40 minutes
>able to maintain that every day for a year
You dick would die of friction burn within 5 hours even you were doped up on Viagra

I'm 34 and work have worked as a janitor for 7 years at a government office building.

I was depressed at first, but now it's just dull routine day after day. I'm not even mad anymore. I'm just sort of waiting to die at this point. Do I get in?

>>38670257
If that is even remotely true I'm genuinely impressed. You should see a doctor

>>38658738
I'm interested to know what thats like how do you get by and make money or save it? I hope you're at least having fun on your journey

>>38662623
pathetic but honestly really nice video

>>38657682
25yo Alcoholic and drug addict
Sperg
Can't hold down a job
Fail study every time
No friends
Never had a girlfriend