I need to poop but my Chad room mate, his friend and their girlfriends

>he doesn't have a poop jug in his room

Take the shit in your palm, then go out and smear it all over the TV

>>38657470
>he doesn't run the shower when people are nearby
>he doesn't create a steam poop sauna

Wew

>>38657470
Pathetic, you live there too. Establish dominance and TAKE A SHIT WHEREVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT!!!

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shit your pants and then walk out like
>ooweee looks like we got a real mr poopy butthole over here
while spreading your cheeks apart

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>>38657470
Go out there and say "I' going to go to take a shit" then drop your pants and yell "here's the szechuan sauce Morty!" And take a huge shit right there in front of them.

>Not pooping in the designated shit jug

fuck outta here norie

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OP here. It's been silent for about 15 minutes now, so I'm gonna go out and risk it. If they're still there I will pretend I was getting a glass of water. Wish me luck.

>>38657470
>Chad
>watching the most autistic beta show on earth

You're roommate is no a Chad

Leave the door open so they can hear you work OP.

>>38657470
>emerge from room
>address roommate and gf: "anyone need the bathroom? No? Good, because I have to take a shit so bad I'm crowning brown."
>stride to bathroom
>take shit
>call out "Hey, you guys wanna check this monster out before I flush?"
>take pic of shit with phone
>flush toilet
>group text pic of shit to roomie & gf
>VICTORY

This is how you shit when you have roommates, OP. You shit like a goddamn boss.

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>>38658012
wow this is even more cringe than reddit and memey

>>38657768
Did you die OP? Please respond.

>>38658498
I'm alive, thank you for caring.

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>>38658522
I'm glad to hear that. So how did it go?

>>38658716
I achieved what I set out to do. The chad was alone but I still came face to face with him.

>>38659014
Sounds intense. Please be careful around them.

>>38659014
Did you POO POO PEE PEE him?