Roses are red Violets are blue I wish I had a gf ?

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roses are black
violets are black
dead in my sack
pray for a heart attack

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>>38649344
Anon has digits, sick
While I pray for death, quick
The normie life never, clicked

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>>38649236
The OIL is bad
The greens sure are good
Stick to whole foods, you know that you should!

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>>38649540
but I'm a fat fuck
said the robot-tier cuck
I lose self control
on my chicken tendies dole

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>>38649654
If you're eating whole foods,
don't worry about taste!
When it comes to vegetables,
no calorie is a waste!

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>>38649779
Whole food more like whole wallet
Said the blue balled Squallit
What Robot can purchase
Foods sold from those merchants?

>>38649851
Stick to inorganic, they're not that bad
After a while, you'll be glad that you had!
Potatoes and rice and greens are cheap!
Buy in bulk, many benefits to reap!!

>>38649893
A sigh left the robot
This was a good offer
But how could he get there?
He said with a cougher

>>38649990
In this department, I must give farewells
I've always had transportation, save for a few spells

A car you need, now and no later!
Acquire those greens, your beans, and your taters!