/britfeel/

Homosexuals out of /britfeel/

27th of July 2017

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>>38649223
>rewatching MASH at 3 in the morning
Very comfy, lads

>>38649246
Which board are you going to, lad?

>>38649246
Think you're in the wrong thread, darling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_CDFniWD8k

Recommend me some good PA fiction. Something worth reading, not the Yank "who's got the biggest gun?" shit.

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>>38649267
how did you know? I masturbated to crossdresser today and not full gay so I think i'm climbing out of the prison gay rabbit hole?


>>38649277
get out gay

>>38649329
>get out gay

Trust me darling, I'm not getting any more out than I am already!

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Listening to Nine Inch Nails Discography.
>tfw no qt goth gf to listen to it with me.
>tfw my GF likes shite like nickelback and westlife unironically.

>>38649277
No he isn't.

You prison gays need to fuck off.

Being a fag isn't going to get you a relationship either, just a fucking bender.

>>38649311
The Road is always a good start lad.

>>38649351
>No he isn't.
>You prison gays need to fuck off.

Now boys, be nice! Or you'll be spanked.

>>38649351
>likes westlife and nickelback
>still your gf

Ask me how I know you are desperate

>>38649351
>The Road is always a good start lad

Yeah, true. Different question then


Recommend me some good PA fiction. Something worth reading, not the Yank "who's got the biggest gun?" shit. And something that I probably haven't read before.

>>38649246
Much rather have the poofters than you Pakis, desu.

>>38649400

I'm both man, wanna hook up?

I'll cook you good food before I fill your colon with my tandoori man muck.

>>38649379
How is this even a fucking meme if you just do this.

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>>38649400
I'm not a paki, just so happens I might dislike them a bit too haha

>>38649246

>thread lasts for two weeks

>>38649368
Ask me how I know you've never had a girlfriend before lad.

Similar interests aren't the only thing that makes a relationship lad.

She has shite taste in music, film and even tv.
But we have fun together and it wasn't her music tastes that brought us together.

>>38649389
Fair enough lad. Then I have no idea. It's not really a genre of fiction I read. Only sci-fi I've read is Ubik, the road, neuromancer and a few other big titles.

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Its become so bad I like normies with GFs more than benders talking about their BFs here

>>38649522
>Ask me how I know you've never had a girlfriend before lad.

I am asking you then, lad, since I've had my current gf for nearly 6 years now.

Should I try to write a book? Idk if it will be shite or not

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>>38649277
>>38649349
>>38649365
Stop portraying me like a limp wristed lisper, you disgusting non-virgin AIDSwhore!

>>38649552

Tough shit. More benders in Britfeel than at a Futurama cosplay.

This thread is all about shit stabbing, bum love, daisy chaining and flat out faggoting all over the UK.

This thread's breath smells of spunk.

>>38649586
>tfw limp-wristed lisper but not gay
life is suffering

>>38649597
Sounds like you have a first-bum experience of it

>>38649586

Take a little nibble of the pillow, honey.... I want to try it dry.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/obeseuglyperson

add me on steam you cute boys tehe

>>38649612

Soooo much more than the bum dear!

>download headspace app to help with insomnia
>feel more anxious after using it

ffs lads.

ori

>>38649556
Because you are quick to drop a girl for having shite taste lad.
Fair does on the bird though I guess.

>>38649564
Fuck off britnormie, you will never be a writer.

>girls actually bleed once a month and make a stinking mess everywhere

imagine dating one of those hideous creatures

>>38649675
>make a stinking mess everywhere
>he gets his knowledge from /r9k/

>>38649675

Well in fairness when I was about twenty I had such bad anal warts I could do two shits at once.

Could still pull though!

>>38649564
I did that, but then I read an already published novel that had all my ideas in it done a hundred times better, so I'm a bit discouraged

>begrudge spending 10bong on some trousers I really need
>spend 20bong on takeaway
hehfbdjfhksdgfhsdfkj

>>38649763
how? I can't even remember the last time I ate a food item that was worth over 5 quid

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>>38649763
>spend up to 200 on a jacket
>60-100 on trainers
>50-100 on jumpers
>50-80 on teeshirts
>up to 25 on chinos/jeans

Why do I care so little about trousers lads?

Pic related, just spent 50 on a pair of chavvy puma, but wont spend that on a pair of semi-decent trousers.

>>38649732
What was your idea lad?

>>38649564
Why not just write short stories/flash fiction and work your way up to a novel?

or just write whatever you want.

>tfw have about 300 unfinished manuscripts because I enjoy the process of writing, but lost attention and interest in projects pretty quick so end up starting something new.

Fuck if I had put food in the oven 30 minutes ago I would be eating it right now

>>38650001
If I started watching a film an hour and 40 minutes ago, it'd probably be finished by now.

anyone want to watch a video of me doing scratch cards I got for my birthday haha

>>38649263
what the fuck that is adorable holy shit u lucky man

>>38649879
>Why do I care so little about trousers lads?

i think pants are the last thing you really notice on someone. i can hardly tell the difference between 25 quid trousers and 50 quid ones. i have personally spend quite a lot on pants in the best but that was because i could only find them specific pair in the style i wanted.

50-80 is way too expensive for teeshirts though lad.

>>38649223
>Real Fox Hours Edition
Shit edition. Fox lad run his little gimmick into the ground faster than Xi or Hard Knock.

>>38650347
least it was oc not just a found picture and some unimaginative text

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>>38649501
Milk Cat 134

>go to bed at 6pm
>wake up at 2am
>have to go out with family today
>probably gonna be falling asleep by 7/8pm
this is what i get for not having a normal person sleeping schedule

This is some heavy shit, lads
What are you listening to?
https://open.spotify.com/album/2jXPaZLw1ggFCfxTD8mrEe

>>38650347
>Fox lad run his little gimmick into the ground faster than Xi or Hard Knock.
That's why I'm not going to be posting any more fox stuff

Remind me to turn the oven off at 04:18

>>38650057
I would very much like to see this please

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>>38650618
I'm doing a Nine Inch Nails Marathon of all halo numbers
Currently on Halo 24 - Year Zero.
Gonna stay awake until I've finished all 31.
>tfw been awake for almost 22 hours now. Only about 8 give or take to go lads.
>>38650636
No.

>>38650636
10 minutes lad
orongo

>>38650618
only the highest quality fedora music for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZLNhGpq6no

someone tell that lad to turn off his oven

>>38650988
Too late, he's dead

Anyone up?

Supposedly if you're up at this hour you're a real negro...

>>38651074
Anon, I'm the whitest person I know
Also I've just woken up, not still awake

>>38651074
Up and about to hit asda lad.
>24 hour supermarkets are the greatest thing to happen.

>>38651074
I am, though I wish I wasn't. I'm always tired, but just can't sleep for more than like 4 or 5 hours each night.

page 10....

/nightguard/ activate!!

>people are not still awake at just 5:20

plebs, much?

>>38652087
Fuck you, we could have let the thread die

>>38650659
I've recorded one, but it didn't go too well haha

>>38652118
hey ebin what you been up to tonight x

Boojum is the best takeaway place and if you think otherwise, you are wrong

>>38652118
Haha post it

>>38652165
>>38652176
I will post it in a bit, I've got to upload it

Cheese and Salami omelette lads.
Top quality breaky.

accidentally recorded myself when actually doing the scratch card lads haha woops

>>38650347
Why what happened? It wasn't a gimmick it was real

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>>38652371
ffs laddo

>>38652482
don't worry, I'll try edit it, this was too much effort for nothing

>>38652524
hurry uppp laddd

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>>38652898
it ended up being over 8 minutes long haha

>>38652898
I might upload it tomorrow when I wake up, it turned out tragic though. I didn't think making a scratch card video would take me two hours

lads what can i do today, ive not left house in 3 months and i have started waking up at 5am and going to bed after lunch since i wont have anything to do

>turned 20 today
I feel nothing

>>38653281
I'm turning 30 soon, I feel nothing.

Happy birthday though lad.

>>38653269
Read a book, marathon a tv boxset, wank to 30 different types of porn from softcore to hardcore. (maybe throw in knife play... not sure that's even legal in the uk with our silly porn laws).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8

remember this

>>38653281
>>38653294
i'm 25, so halfway between you two

i feel tired, but that's about it

>>38653369
I still have no idea the context of this, other than some angry autist being angry because girls are going slow.

Also, does that girl's back snap?

I had a dream I was in some ruins on a cliff eating soup with a cute girl.

Am I a Chad now?

>>38653369

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?! Tell me that wasn't as fucked as I think it was.

>>38653998
Not until you eat soup with a cute girl on a cliff in RL.

Till then you're a sad case.

Should delete this post and come back as a character who just sat on some cliffs and eat soup with a girl.

We need more characters lad.

Ebin and Tilde scared away the others.

>>38652175

It's very close to being the worst Mex/Burrito place out there. Great marketing dept. Though.

Morning lads. Just about to get up for wage slaving.

>>38654050

If I can get my shit straight I'll be "at a shit college doing a decent degree-lad" from September, hopefully.

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>Wake up for a poo
>Can't go back to sleep
fug

>>38654242
what a unique character

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My last 7 days top listened to albums lads.

Shite taste, but it's a topic starter, what you lads been listening too, and why do I feel like it's probably metal?

Another morning, all I can do is lie here. I don't want to do anything, eternal boredom.

>>38654242

What's the degree?
Ugclurxoufxpufclufcf

>>38654323

> Shite taste

Understatement. Worst taste fits better.

>>38654348
The worst taste is your mums vagina because she doesn't wash and has had sex with so many guys.

>>38654330

Why not have a nice breakfast lad?
If you have a few spare bong treat yourself to something. 6 inch bacon & a coffee is 2 bongs in Subway before ten!

>>38654384
would love a six incher for breakfast lol x

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Tried playing crash bandicoot, bored instantly, managed 3 fast levels. Tragic

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Morning lads. Last day of slavery since I get tomorrow off. Feel really light headed and my joints hurt desu.

How are you feeling today anons?

Think I might order a daki. Was on about it last year or so but never looked into it. Just need to find a cute image

>>38654312

I hope so.

>>38654338

Creative & Digital Media

But I legit just want to be an editor or a sound operator or something, I'm not making out like I'm Kubrick 2.0 or something.

>>38654417
post the video of your scratch cards you little slut

>>38654490
when are you and ebin going to meet and have awkward sex

>>38654490
Are you and ebin officially dating? Or is a kind of 'uhh ask ebin' 'uhh ask tilde' thing

don't ignore this post

>>38654549
It needs to render, I fucked it up the first time. I'll leave it when I go to sleep and might post it tomorrow but i'm having second thoughts. Its over 9 minutes of me failing to do it in various settings

>>38654490
Update your blog

>just checked out the /britfeel/ on the other chan
Holy fuck it's beautiful. There's not a single personalityfag

>>38654659
yeah, but how fucking slow is it

i think i'm becoming prison gay lads. please help me

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>>38654719
Don't, you'll get your neghole pozzed. Just settle for 2D, it's much better.
Lots of variety, too.

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE NOW MUMMY

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>tired but can't fall asleep

yesterday was a disaster lads, don't think i'll recover

>>38654831
what happened yesterday, lad?

Is the UK worth moving to from cucknadia?
I want to return to my roots because my ancestors were cowards.

>>38654854
went to a maths class I go to once a week and failed horribly in every way again, I don't think i'll go back and its all i've been doing for months. Life seems hopeless, don't know what to do

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>>38654550
W-we won't be doing anything like that. We're going to sit in my room and eat honey nut shredded wheat whilst watching shounen anime. Then we'll play some old PS1 games like Spyro and maybe hug if he's okay with that

>>38654567
U-umm ask Ebin

>>38654590
Maybe soon if I can be bothered. Surprised there is interest in it tbqh

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>>38654880
It's just as bad over here, leaf.
Better the devil you know, anyway.

Getting my hair cut at 10, then got counselling at 4, then will have to wait 40 minutes for the bus back home. Then will have no weed.

Fuck this day

>>38654880
you dont have roots here leaf fuck off

>>38654756
i'm not attracted to men, i just want to be gobbled off by one

>>38654931
>"I don't like blokes, I just want a bloke to succ me"
Get out of the closet before Aslan rapes you.

>>38654880
You have roots here leaf, but the UK is a shithole.

Anyone here tried /nofap/?
Currently on day 5 and see no difference.

>>38654908
>in a mental state that requires counselling
>smokes weed
Lad. Consider having no weed as the first step to sorting your nut out.

>>38654880
why would anyone want to move here from canada?

i mean, we've all learnt to be content with life here, but that'd be a serious downgrade for you (may have something to do with most of us being either low-tier wagies or NEETs though)

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>>38654908
Good luck today lad, you can do it <3
Just think about getting home to a nice wet warm cuppa

>>38654962
it's not gay to be sucked off by a man. i still like women.

>>38654898
>>38654912
>>38654965
>>38655013
Tbh i just came here to post for (You's)

>>38655000
I actually don't give a fuck about the counselling. My parents insist on it.
I've got fucked up skin, acne for 9 years. They think I have body dysmorphia, which I don't. I'm just vain and not interested in going out with bad skin.

>>38655018
Thanks :3

>>38655034
have another one lad at least you are honest

>>38654719
I'll help you only if you beat me in a game of willy wars

Was thinking about posting something but can't be arsed thinking of anything interesting to say.

>>38655451
stinky neet willy x

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Just had an email from Sky about torrenting copyrighted content lads, first time ever in like 10 years of doing it. Didn't actually give any threat, more like just telling me they know it happened. Not really sure what to feel about it.

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Support aspiring Nigerian musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

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>>38654893
of course we are qt, love you

>>38655640

Have you still not gone to bed or have you woken up?

>>38655646
I haven't gone to sleep, woke up at 7am yesterday too haha, took a nap last night though

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Lads, her arse STILL won't quit.

What do I do. Is today's the day I give it a cheeky squeeze?

>>38655655

If you woke up at 7am, I'd have thought you sleep cycle would have fixed itself.

When are you planning on going to bed

I'm also looking forward to you scratching scratchcards

>>38655640
humble bragging much?

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>>38655661
That's incest lad.
Jokes aside give us some context, this isn't reddit.

>>38655661
>Is today's the day I give it a cheeky squeeze?

She's probably expecting you to do so. In fact, she's probably a bit offended that you haven't done this already.

>>38655700
there isn't much scrachcards, its me failing to do it in my car then driving home before eventually doing it

>>38655714
there was no humble

>>38655714
>lenlad jealous he's dating a fatty while ebin dates a cute girl

>>38655774

If you're gay why do you have a female character (ebina) as a waifu

>25 hours to download 1 (ONE) game

The state of Sky broadband lads

>>38655640
Great, now you're a normie and can officially fuck off

>>38655789
i'm not gay though, what gave you that impression

>>38655810

You're apparently dating tilde, and have confessed to being at least prison gay

>>38655808
why? I thought this was a normie thread

>>38655817
don't forget masturbating to gay porn
he's just doing the waifu poster shtick of "lel i'm not gay xd"

>>38655817
Tilde is a girl. Fuck off with your dinosaur views bigot

Is tilde literally grooming a mentally stunted person?

>>38655834

Even if he was female (he isn't) he'd be a woman, not girl

>>38655640
your relationship is probably based on false pretenses

>>38655840
christ I hate that freak, can't believe he still posts here
filtered the bulimic freak a while ago

>>38655726
>not keeping up with every single thing posted in /britfeel/
Casual. Pretty sure he's talking about a new hire at his job who wears leggings or somthing.

>>38655726
She's 19 and a temp in the office
>>38655743
She's wearing those tight leggings again. Here ass groves are so clear and hot

I'm going to a jobs fair at the job centre today. How should I dress?

I wore a suit the previous time and no one else did. Should I bother this time?

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>its a "they" spam misquoted ebin quotes wrongly to discredit him episode

Thought the waifuposters had jobs? How do they get away with shitposting here instead of working?

>>38655793
What game lad? Console or pc?

>>38655889
>it's a Ebin talks in third person thinking we won't notice it's him episode

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>>38655887
accidentally brush past her and gauge her reaction

>>38655883

This is the right way to do it. The last thing I do at night is check /britfeel/, and first thing I do in the morning is update the page and check the backlog of posts through the night

>>38655889
how is it misquoted?
or is it just because it's always different when you do something ?

>>38655900
GTAV on PS4, bit miffed because I own it on PC and 360 but it was 20 quid and all my mates play on PS4. Fucking 60gb download it is and Sony paused my download last night at some point so I'm only 20gb through

>>38655894
The waifu posters are a dedicated guerilla shitposting group and take shifts to ensure someone always rags on poor innocent ebin

>>38655793
>buy Doom in Steam sale.
>Virgin throttles connection and I can only download at 128kbs
>Steams says it will take 24 days to download.

>>38655894

Loads of us here have jobs. I manage to get 6 hours of shitposting in on work days, and about 12 in on non work days

>>38655888
trousers, shirt, unbuttoned top button, no tie, nice shoes

>>38655912
Why is it so good online? What do people get up to on it

>>38655887
Are you the lad who was talking about a girl with an arse that won't quit, maybe 5 or 6 threads ago, and you asked for advice on what you should do and we all told you to go get her, but you were unsure because you were older?
Since you are talking about grabbing her butt, I assume you two are at least a couple dates in.
Well done anon.

>>38655989
It's just a big sandbox to mess around in, you can customize cars, steal jets, do big heists or do races and shit. Only thing I don't really like is that everything costs money so it's quite a grind

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>>38655894
>not posting 2d on the clock
Probably made a few pennies while making this shitpost.

>>38656009
>pay2win
great

>>38656024
No I mean in game money. I mean you can buy that money with real cash but there really is no need

>>38655887
>She's wearing those tight leggings again. Here ass groves are so clear and hot

Reckon you can snap a cheeky pic for us lad?

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>>38656020
can you cover my ebin shift tonight?
i've got to do normie stuff

>>38656065
I'm sure I can. I could use the extra (You) tips.

>>38655994
Yer that's me mate. I'll update when I can

I was hungry so I ate food, now I'm fucking starving and my lower belly hurts, what the fuck do I do?

what've you lads got planned this week then?

>>38656120
eat poos

Stepped in a pile of dog shit on the way to work. Tried cleaning it up with tissues and handwash but the smell still lingers, not a good day lads.

>>38656127
Its thursday lad, weeks over

>>38656127
I'm going to take a girl on a date, which is the second time I've done it, but the first time I've put some thought into it, and like the girl.
What have you got yourself lad?

>>38656147
friday and saturday are the only time people have plans though
>>38656148
ah nice man how'd you find a girl to date

also going to a house party

>>38656120
kinda unrelated but you onto that feeling when you're so hungry you want to throw up? That makes no sense.

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>>38656164
oh yeah haha r-right ofcourse, big plans for me

>>38656171
you're like peter kay lad ha ha

>>38656173
jackin it and watching anime are still plans mate, come on what do you want to do this weekend?

>>38656185
Knew I should have gone into comedy. With bits like that I could be on some shitty panel show by now.

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>just remembered greggs prices are increasing today
>going to get shouted at by normies for it

N-not looking forward to this desu

>>38656148

Get out normie, ree

Stop enabling the roasties

>>38656127

2 days of wageslavery, and I haven't got a clue about the weekend.

A friend of mine has been posting cryptic facebook messages indicating his girlfriend might be pregnant, I asked him about it and he said that wasn't the case. I then said to him "Oh, so you're waiting for the 3 months scan to tell people then?" and he did the guiltiest laugh ever so I think that's pretty much confirmed it.

>>38656192
I'm going to sleep right now desu lad

Shall we all organise a lads beano to Filey?

>>38656218
that was a fucking smart comeback anon

>>38656226
sweet dream lads, hope you dream about being happy and never wake up, but in a good way

>>38656127
Been invited to some house party for someone's birthday. Was thinking about just not bothering but someone asked me if I was going and I said yes so now I have to. Probably just gonna hide in the garden as per.

>>38649763
Woop woop! Stoner alert!

>>38656044
I'll try but I'll probably do an autsimo and leave the flash on or something

>>38656426
when you post the pic if you timestamp it I'll transfer you some BTC or ETH if you post your address with the photo

>>38652372
It was good OC for a couple of threads until he started spamming the videos in following threads.
Least he stopped it now.

>>38656202
Of course they are. You are making them pay for your sex change so now we all have to pay for it through some sausage rolls.

>>38656599
Reckon tilde should have his willy made into a sausage roll when he gets it cut off, bit of a laugh

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>>38656666

What an impressive set of kevs there lad

>>38656666
quads confirm it tilde you gotta do it pal

>>38656202
can i still get a steak bake and a coffee for 2 quid lad

>>38656690
Kev's in response to Kev's.
We are lucky for the everwatching eye of Kev. Silent but fair.

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>>38656127
Saturday i'm going to go see Dunkek with a couple bros, will be my first ever IMAX film, then get a burger from Steak and Honor afterwards. Besides that absolutely zero plans.

>>38656738

Kev let us down, Ding ended up losing the semi-finals after that

>ordered a load of new computer parts
That paycheque didn't last long.

>>38656560
I'm sorry but that sounds way fucking dodgy like you are trying to dox me

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Why am I always really tired lads?

>Greggs getting even more expensive

Fuck off what happened to 4 sausage rolls for a quid
Now they're 80p each

Fuck this country, everything get's more expensive all the time while ages stay the same. I'm leaving.

>>38656164
Found her in spoons with all her mates, didn't know any of them. It was a bit of a chad move which feels good man.
I feel like I'll be a normie soon.

>>38656785
Because the sleep you get is of poor quality.

>>38656785
Lack of vitamins

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>>38656215
bloody hell that spacing is awful go back to r3ddit son

Gonna pull a cheeky sickie next week. Don't tell anyone though.

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I wish we could go back to before brexit just so every piece of news wasn't about fucking brexit.

It's all anyone talks about these days.

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Who /dogowner/ here? Post your puppers.

Here is a picture of my dog snacking on a trachea.

Lad from last week that fixed my sleeping pattern. Day 5 of sleeping at 11pm and getting up at 9am. It's a comfy life

>>38656813
If you think it's bad now, just wait until we crash out of the EU with no trade deal!

>>38656813
It's mental innit. It's got me off fast food though which is probably good. I can only afford own brand stuff now.

>>38656782
nah just don't want to give you money for sharing the photo unless I know you actually took the photo

>>38656928
I'd like to get one but I've got kittens. When I was a toddler my grandad's mate brought a dog round to his house and it killed one of his cats, so I'm pretty wary of having both in one house.

>>38655887
>sexy office girl

The bane of my life. There was one a few months ago in my office and she saw me take a photo of her feet.
They're rarely even that hot, they just look good compared to paperwork.

In china you can get a cafe meal for 1 quid and a full meal in a restaurant costs 3-5 quid
Rent is 200-400 quid a month.

We live on rip off island where we're bled dry.

Why shouldn't I move to China and make the same wage I make here but have a reduced cost of living?

>>38657032
If you get a puppy that grows up with the cats it should be alright, as long as its not a breed with really strong hunting instincts.

It's a buttered tiger bread for breakfast kind of episode.

>>38657068
Go try it and find out for yourself lad, report back to us about your new life

>>38657068
I've been thinking for a while of just saving up money, going to SEA with a tent, buy a motorbike and just see how long I can last without running out.

>>38657001
Living off British supermarket own brand slop sounds like hell. Do you feel like that's a low quality of life or are you happy with it because you don't know much different?
>>38657068
Leaving the UK was the best thing I ever did for my quality of life. I don't think China is the place though. Try France, Spain, Germany or Italy. Now I have a much nicer house, I eat much better food, the weather is better, and life is simply better.

The UK is grim.

>>38657068
if you can make the same wage you do here but whilst in living in China then you will be doing fine. there's lots of info on youtube about foreigners living in China

>>38657115
What country did you move to?

>>38657176
The north of Italy.

>>38657115
>France, Spain, Germany or Italy

These countries are a rip off just like Britain is

>>38657194
Not even close. Prices are lower, quality is better.

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>>38649223
surprise surprise 42

>>38656928
Frig off lenlad with your fake happy doggo posting

>>38657236
Not even him lad.
When has lenlad ever posted his dog?

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>police van parked outside
I can't remember what I did wrong.

>boss buys apple mac, screen and keyboard
>only boots windows on it
Next level falling for the brand meme right there.

>>38649223
Driving lesson in an hour, lads.

>>38657387
still time to top yourself before you have to endure that shit then, get on it lad

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My best friend who's been in a psych ward for two weeks is being discharged today
The doctors don't believe he has a mental illness, they have no medication they want to give him and they think if he stays longer he's going to become dependent on them

But he never had any therapy while he was there

I'm scared he's just going to go straight back to suicidal in a week

>>38657374
That is just retarded. The whole point of buying a mac is so that you don't have to use windows.

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Should I do it lads? Do enjoy myself some Limmy.

>>38657429
yeah but this time you are aware of his situation, just try to be there for him is all you can do

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Waifus post lads

>>38657478
Limmy's got a new show? Hadn't heard about this

>>38657387
Good luck laddy, I'd be too terrified to even try

>>38649879
Puma Suedes are the best trainers about my lad.

>>38657524
Patreon, says he will do a video a month so it'll be like 3.50 per extended episode. When I put it like that and the fact that the bulk will be up on youtube I think I can wait.

how do i make some friends so i can go on holiday to magaluf? or are there any crazy sex party holiday locations that you can go to on your own?

>>38657514
I was aware of his situation beforehand too - he was depressed for a month beforehand and I knew his suicidal thoughts were getting dangerous in the week leading up to getting admitted
the difference is now I know his home address and the numbers of his dad and sister so if I know he's going to try something I have ways to inform them, whereas in the past I just had to trust they were there and could handle it (which they did thankfully)
I know they plan to take him to a psych - he was going to the uni psych before, but there was no routine and it sounded more like that guy just listened to him rather than doing anything to actually help (the psych didn't even do/say anything when he said he had self harmed). It's like the uni psych is just there to get you notes to get out of assessment tasks rather than actually solve your problems or something

>>38657552

You could go anywhere like that on your own. If anyone asks, say you got separated from your friends.

>>38656785
Probably some combination of:

>lack of sun
>bad diet
>no exercise
>sitting down all day
>depression

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>>38657524
>tfw somebody beats you to the waifu posting
QT waifu as always lad haha
>>38657387
Goodluck lad.
>>38657429
Just try to keep ontop of it lad, I'm not really sure what to say but I'm sure if you can try make sure that you're there for him and he knows he's wanted maybe that could help a little, maybe sit him down and have a one on one just talk and do something together haha.

>>38657524
It's a lot easier than you think, lad. I know it's a boit of a cliche but the only thing stopping you is you

>>38657597
you too haha what's your waifu called

>>38657603
I know I just don't want to be the mong who fails and has to keep on trying just to pass. I drove on a country/farm road once and that was alright, but in the city I would just freak out.

Do you think you'll pass on your first go?

>>38657478
I signed up to the $10 tier a few days ago. Worth doing if you can afford to spare the money.

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>>38657648
Sagiri/Eromanga Sensei haha
Apparently waifu is more "significant other" than it is 'haha shes a lil qt, my fave' so I'm a little conflicted

Who here not gay because they only watch lesbian porn

Get a job NEETies

>>38657674
Looks like she's only 13 so...probably for the best lad.
Mayuri is 17 so it's ok

>>38657715
boomers out

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>>38657524

>waifuposting in the middle of the day

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>>38657719
I don't want to be fickle and change out waifus tho haha
Rem from Re:Zero would probably be who I go for honestly if I do
Mayuri looks adult af tho lad it's k

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>>38657707
Originally come on lad

>been stuck on hold with my student accomodation for over an hour

>>38657648
The driving, yes, I haven't bothered to learn my theory because I can't drag myself away from here for more than 5 minutes. I suppose I'll force myself when we get closer to the time.

>>38657804
With the uni or is it private?
I chose private and it took 2 mins for me to get connected haha
Although private was affordable and is good for my money in comparison to normal halls, I'm not rich dw ahah

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Lads, i would still absolutely fucking demolish Davina McCall.

>>38649629
what ever happened to the /britfeel/ steam chat? I missed those days

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>>38657597
>Just try to keep ontop of it lad, I'm not really sure what to say but I'm sure if you can try make sure that you're there for him and he knows he's wanted maybe that could help a little, maybe sit him down and have a one on one just talk and do something together haha.

He's surprisingly open about his issues (which is a really good thing but goes against the stereotype of depressed/suicidal people), before he went in I would always text him during the day to see how he's going and then call at night after he got home from whoever he spent the day with
I tell him I love him and whenever we meet up in person I sit and hug him for long periods of time. On the night that he got admitted, he was talking about how he felt like he wasn't 'meant' to live (like a survival of the fittest type thing). I told him I loved him and that he gives my life purpose and all of that, but when you're that deep into suicidal thoughts it doesn't really help

I believe he's better than that now (I'd imagine they wouldn't discharge him if he was still thinking like that) but if he has another slump I don't know what I could do differently to prevent it from happening

While he was in the psych ward he would get stressed out sometimes because the doctors weren't understanding of his situation, plus some of the patients there with serious derangement issues stressed him out too. He spent his 21st in there, his parents brought him a cake but it was left in the kitchen and some other nurses cut it up and gave it out without knowing that it was meant for them, so when they went back to get the cake it was already all gone. I've heard a few stories like those from his sister so it sounds like his time in the psych ward was actually really shitty, plus combined with the fact that he never actually had time with the psych for therapy makes me really wonder if it helped at all besides giving him a short chance to be isolated from the rest of the world

Think I just bumped into another /britfeel/ lad. I was doing my weekly shop in Crawley Morrisons when I saw this small lad in grimey looking clothes with long unwashed hair tucked behind his ears..the next thing I know this god awful smell hit me....jesus, it was putrid, this guy hadn't washed for months. You could smell the cunt halfway round the shop..i can still smell him now. Are you here, Morrisons lad? You fucking STINK

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>>38654323
nah man, mainly alternative and hip-hop

>>38657832
It's a mix of both. It's private but its an official uni one

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>>38657778
Waifu posting is probably one of my fave comfy pastimes desu lad

>>38657846
did he smell like semen?

>>38657846
huh weird, didn't ebin say he was heading down to crawley today?

Anime is fucking gay shite for queer lads to be honest.

>>38657792
Two girls is lesbian ok, gay girls but it's not gay for men.

The only problem is that I am getting turned on by the naughtiness of it. The only way I could replicate is to fuck a man.

BUT I'm watching women, two or more hot women fuck. That means I am.100 percent attracted to women, making my earlier claim ridiculous as I don't find men attractive so much to the point I completely remove them from the porn scene.

If you choose to watch traps fuck because they look.so much like women, then j cannot fathom why you don't just watch women fuck , real ones, so because of that you choose female penis and therefore are gay.

If I want to fuck a women, I do it the straight way. I have no choice and I'm not going to transition to a female. But that's just the way it is. I am not going to risk watching straight porn to get more into straight sex just incase I cum when the scene changes to that short period when he men's gentisl are the focus point, or you see his face with pleasure. I heard that if you cum in this scenario it means you are a total gay

>>38657861
Does anything interesting happen in anime? Like good story lines?
Or is it just complete fagatory?

I watched dbz when I was younger and loves it

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>>38657524
Not technically a waifu but good mornings lads

>>38657886
No every single story ends with 2 guys kissing.

>>38657834
SHES A JUNKIE SHES NOT A JUNKIE

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AAAAAAH I ACCIDENTALLY HUNG UP THE FUCKING PHONE PICKING IT UP

FUCK THIS SHIT LADS

>>38657888
It's not morning lad

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>>38657844
Fuck lad, it sounds like a proper ordeal, I've never really been through something like that as a guy who wants to hang onto his friends nor have I known anyone to go through psych whilst I've known them.
I can only really wish you all the best, you seem to care about him so at the very least that's great honestly. Just try to find ways to get him active and take his mind off things, make sure his house is clean and tidied up nicely so the environment he's in is good, make sure he's getting washed and all that etc.

>>38657849
Fuck then goodluck I guess
Do you know why they put you on hold or are they just dickheads

>>38657858
Piss, B.O, spunk the lot. Ever walk past a bin that's piled up with rubbish and it's smells sickly sweet? It was sort of like that but so much worse. I can literally still smell him, it's revolting. I'm not a normy by any means and have gone a few days without bathing but jesus, this was something else..a real wake up call

Ah yes it's rainy and shit for the 2nd week

Fuck this weather and fuck this country
No wonder everyone is bitter and depressed

>>38657929
a little cloudy but fairly warm here

Lads, could really do with a fat off curry and about seven pints

>>38657926
He was probably from /wizardchan/ by the sounds of it. I don't think most of us are that bad

>>38657861
Proper fucking gay innit?
I didn't think neckbeards were a common occurrence until I moved to London and went to a con.

The absolute state of weebs.

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>customer service live chat doesn't message first
>no fucking idea if I'm connected to anyone
>say hello
>they reply with hello and nothing else, nothing asking about my problem

what the fuck

>>38657950
Seeing a fat guy with a fedora and body pillow is quite surreal.

>>38657886
Diamonds in the rough imo, there's some really good ones out there usually for anyones tastes but they churn out lots so obviously there will be ones that are shit.
For example I think one from earlier this year was called Clockwork Planet or something, felt like absolute garbage imo
Had potential but it just executed it full on retarded like

Any sign of characters such as Tilde? I'm thinking I'll just starve for a cheeky few days and I reckon the trap aspirants might have some advice.

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The absolute fucking state of this shit

>>38657989
Slot of them must have some serious procedures to follow.

I have stated my questions before in one go, given all my details etc and they still come back and say "what is your name"

>>38657989
howling lad, were you talking to some fembot

>>38657906
Before he went in I had made a playlist of jordan peterson 'sort yourself out' stuff for him to watch, he never got around to it because he was at the stage of depression where everything felt like a chore

hopefully eventually he watches it and gets motivated to clean his room because I know that's a thing he should do

>>38656921
This shit has been constant for nearly 2 years now. I swear there hasn't been a single Question Time in that long without some retarded opinion about it, and it's literally the same 5 or so soundbites thrown about.

Seriously fucking sick of it myself

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Why the fuck do things just move around my house by themselves?

>Buy something yesterday
>Place in rucksack at store
>Go to get it today
>Not in rucksack

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Been sneaking around anons house moving his stuff lads

>>38657552
This isn't 1995

This shit isn't a thing anymore unless you are turbo chad

These places are sausage fests now.

>>38658065
You're a cheeky lad you, proper cheeky

>>38658049
>rucksack at store
sounds a little yank here m8

>>38658101
Rucksack is German not american.

Things are just never where I fucking leave them these days

>>38658101
>>38658107
I have legitimately forgotten which word we use for that...

Is it rucksack or backpack?

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>>38658049
>rucksack
>store
FOY

Popping out for work lunch. What's worth having?

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>just got 18.50 change in coins from the self service
Now I've gotta carry all these fuckin' coins around with me

backpack is the yank term. And as it was a Tesco and not a paki corner shop it was a store and not a shop.

Stores are bigger than shops.

>>38658154
>Tesco and not a paki corner shop it was a store and not a shop.
>Stores are bigger than shops.
lol, no.

>>38657478
>Paying for Limmy's lootboxes
Don't enable him senpai.

>>38658154
>stores are bigger than shops
>what is a convenience store?

lads pls tell me whats the best way to type the following sounds found on this limmy sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oogJcFy90cI

>>38658207
I wonder if there's a script for that

>>38658207
The sounds for the middle connector proper get me

>>38658149
That's what you have to accept mate if you want to avoid human interaction at the till

Lads, what's your most degenerate fetish?

>>38658277
Probably something like pet play. Anything in the bdsm role is pathetically degenerate though

>>38658277
anal gape winking with complimentary farting

>>38658277
i don't really have one, i'm open to anything. i could go to /aco/ and pick a thread at random to fap to

>>38658277
Ass lick but not fart

>>38658277
fuck off theresa, youll have to try harder than that

>>38658277
Too many to list, but my most recent one is urethra fucking.

>>38658180
>what is a convenience store?

A yank term for corner shop

>>38658207
I can't believe shops are actually still doing the "gold plated hdmi" schtick irl teebeehaich.

>>38658309
Also referred to as local shops sometimes

>>38658277
>>38658294
Ass lick and fart (preferably being wanked off at the same time and insulted)

>>38658307
Mummy May will hear about this

>>38658277

>Bestiality
>Monsters raping women
>Monster girls
>Dmitris
>Xenos
>Naruto hentai
>Gay interracial domination/ rape (B/w)
>Dehumanisation/ latex
>Necro
>Gender inversion (muscular women, fembois)

Take your pick desu

>>38658361
>Dmitris

??

>>38658277
I have normie fetishes like feet

>>38658381
Go to /d/, search it out

>>38658361
The gay interracial disgusts me way more than the rest

>>38658381
Some really shitty futa/shemale image creator

Daily reminder that sucesss is happiness. Being rich means nothing if you're not happy.

>>38658405
Certainly helps to be rich lol

>>38658405
Being happy means nothing you can't afford rent and food

I know, I know, there's a middle ground there