Even if you HAD a gf you wouldn't know what to do with it

>>38645794
I'd ram my penis in her ass just like I'd do to you, fucking faggot

>>38645814
>penis in butt instead of vagoo
>calling me a faggot
Keksimus maximus

I mean what are you supposed to do when inevitably some Chad starts to hit on her? It will happen. Seeing as she was available to you, everyone else will have access to her, so it's only a matter of time.

>>38645845
I mean yea, I'd pound your ass too. Just means I'm dominant

>>38645876
So you're admitting to being a homo? Lmao you showed me

>>38645876
You're still a faggot though. FAG! kys! Allah ahkbar your faggot fucking face. Eat shit and die

>>38645930
>referencing allah when calling someone a fag for being dominate
Muslims fuck boypussies all the time. In Islam, it's not gay if you're on top.

>>38645794
I agree; which is why I've never wanted a gf.

>>38645794
You know, when i was younger I liked to browse 4chan. Then I started liking girls. But eventually I realized: sometimes girls won't fuck me. But you guys? Every single time, you fuck me with these threads.

I tell people you will never feel quite as shit as when you go to this board, expecting some sort of solidarity from people who knows the feels. But then you get made fun of.

thats actually true, up until i graduated college i probably would have considered her a waste of time and drove her off. I fucking hate myself.

I find interactions with other people tiresome and stressful anyway, so I'm not really bothered.

>>38646047
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger friend :^)

>>38645794
struggle snuggle