>tfw honestly think a spider laid eggs in my ear last night

Don't worry robot, spiderbro is hear for you now

>>38633731
Do you think you're funny, well Ill have you know you're not

>>38633776
This. Don't ever try and crack jokes again

>>38633715
go to a doctor?

also post a pic of your ear canal

>>38633776
at least spiders aren't fucking in my orifices

>>38633812
Shut the fuck up you unfunny sack of shit

Holy shit you too? I could feel something crawl there last night and now my ear hurts

Rinse out your ear 1 part vinegar to 3 parts water.

>>38633820
you shut the fuck up you unfunny sack of spiders

take a Q-tip to the ear

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>>38633715
get ready bois >:)

>>38633715
one of two things is going to happen, I've seen both happen because I'm a doctor. Either the eggs will die in your ear, or the eggs will hatch. From there the spiders will either leave your ear canal which would be good, or they will go through the ear canal and into your brain. At that point you're as good as dead. The spiders will feed off your brain matter until you end up looking like someone with a syphilitic brain and you will be dead within a year

>>38633715
>how do i handle this
You don't. You wait tor instruction now.