Sexual motivation

Strippers? That's normalfaggotry, as is thinking a prostitute could remove virginity or give biological affirmation.

There is no legal prostitution in the US; you may as well be demanding a robot find a hitman or get a better job

>>38622344
>Get a job

I live with my parents and I have enough NEETbux to get an escort per month kthx

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I don't have a job, live with my parents and I fuck plenty and quality ass.

Get a grip is more like it

>>38622567
> It's another episode of sociopathic kike normalfag visits /r9k/ to brag about his overweight crumbs from Chad's table

>>38622529
Same here, I have an hour of fun with a girl a month. Life is good.

>>38622683
Really though, it's true. I also was an avid loser and still play WoW, wear glasses and read books yet I still get to fuck every so often because of my people skills that aren't from some PUA channel on youtube.

Also
>Chad's leftovers
>Girls who value you for your money and not your personality/fuckgame
is the exact same.

AMA if you need help

>>38622567
That only works if you're a good looking Chad (failed).

Personally if I had as much attractive power as you then I'd be an eternal NEET and become some rich woman's fuckboi or something.

>>38622870
>eternal NEET and become some rich woman's fuckboi or something

my dream exactly, but isn't Chad supposed to be buff? I'm pretty skinny and not really the classic profile of what a woman wants.

>>38622829
Ok so how specifically do you pick up girls?

>>38622529
>I live with my parents
>get an escort per month
How? Do you take them home into your room when your parents are gone or do you go somewhere? I am curious because I have no idea how anything works with prostitution.

>>38623365
I take them to motel rooms, I wouldn't dare risk bringing them home even when the parents are out. I do think that they've caught on with my "going out to eat" at precisely the same time every month but so far they haven't said anything

>>38623163
I don't "pick up" girls in that sense. I never go out with a main goal to get my dick wet, or even if it is the main goal I pretend it's not cause that scares women away.

Here's what it looks like.
>At social place (bar/club/in the park/bus station/school whatever)
>See a cutie
>Don't look awkward, just acknowledge she's there but I'm not paying more attention to her than anyone else
>Wait for a tiny bit
>Look her way again
You got to time all of this perfect, just learn from your mistakes
>If she is looking at me in a good way and maintains a little eye contact I give her a slight smile mlady.jpg
>If she smiles back, it's on. If not, look for other cuties
>mention something about the setting/her that isn't flat out a compliment or degrading
>start talking about stuff

At this point she's scoping you out, and you should focus on scoping her out too. Be yourself as in don't sweat how you look or what she thinks (because she doesn't know yet either) If the chemistry is good, it'll evolve. If not, no biggie it's not like you made your best move.

You need to do this a whole lot before it gets easier and non-awkward. It'll never be NOT nerve wrenching but after you've tried, failed and learned from your mistakes you'll get the hang of it. No need to lower your anticipations either, just need to up your game every time.

I'm the furthest thing from Chad, but he's a fuckboi and can't hang

>>38623576
> be attractive
> don't be unattractive
> just do the numbers game bro
okay anon

> he's a fuckboi and can't hang
not sure what you mean by this ghetto trash speak that could only come from a teenager, but good input, for a normalfag

>>38622344
>You get money for strippers, commissions, etc.
I don't want any of that though

>>38624079
You'll eventually get to an age where you suddenly desire female companionship and will be too fucked to really get it. For me it happened in my late twenties and I tried to satisfy it by fucking escorts but it didn't do much aside from getting me addicted to fucking escorts.

>>38624161
>you suddenly desire female companionship
I want that now, strippers and shit isn't companionship it's giving a whore money to satisfy your sexual urges for a few minutes it does nothing for you

>>38624235
It helps for a little while.

When I've got my dick firmly inside a girl, my lips on hers and my hands cupped on her tits there's no greater feeling at the time than that, mostly because I missed sexual milestones I should've had in my teens and now have to resort to paying money to feel normal for an hour at a time.

It's not ideal but it works.

>>38622344
Sex without conquest is masterbstion
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>>38624358
>It's not ideal but it works.
It works for you it doesn't work for most, most people are smart enough to know they're fucking something that just wants to collect their money and move on to the next

>>38624423
Don't you think that I know that?

I don't really care though, it's fun to pretend

>>38623576
How exactly do you walk up to them and how do you get them to come home with you?

>>38624423
Ain't it hot that you're basically buying a person's body to do whatever you want with it? They work for you.

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>tfw literary 0 sex drive
>tfw not even old

>>38624723
It's not so much that but the fact you have someone in front of you that's willing to have sex with you, if you can't get it any other way then it's definitely enticing

>>38622455
>>There is no legal prostitution in the US
there is but only in Nevada outside of Vegas. Not that you want anything to do with the lizards that would work in a legal brothel in Nowhere, USA anyway.

>>38623576
>you should focus on scoping her out too.

What exactly do you mean by this? And what does chemistry feel like?

Everyone else you said makes sense though I just don't get the above.

>>38623979
Defeatist motherfucker, you'll never change
>>38624472
>how to walk up to them
"Hey, so this place reminds me of..." "Hey, the band on your T shirt is..." or even with a normal question like "Excuse me, what's the time?" and look at her response. Is it good/bad? Good? continue the convo
>how to take them home
This depends on the girl, but you might want to take her out on a date first. After some chit chat on the date close the sale with "So uh I got netflix if you want to chill" Just be straight forward with your intentions and no matter the outcome, she'll respect you for being up front.

All this is way after she has decided she likes you and most importantly - when you have decided you like her. Chemistry is the key word here.

>>38624992
>>you should focus on scoping her out too.
=do you even like her after talking to her for a bit? Do you "click"? Chemistry is if you like her and can see she likes you back in a non-friendly way.

>>38625087
Thanks for the clarification senpai I'm a 34 year old virgin but I will try my best

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How do I get my first escort?

I'm always worried about getting scammed or something.

Also I wanna nut inside, is that hard to arrange?

>>38622344
im doing it but its hard (like my dick)
and taking a long time

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>Have job and money
>Don't want sex at all
Not much I can do I guess.

>>38622829
>wear glasses and read books
You know this is mostly neutral right?

I have a lot of issues but my bad sight and love of fiction has never been something people gave me shit over outside of middle school.