>mom in bathroom for fifteen minutes >hear loud farting

Why do people want to fuck their moms?

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ITTT'SSSS TIMMMMMMEEE 2222222 SAAAAAAAAAAGE

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>mom comes over to visit
>had some alcohol and steak over the night
>door has an air-hole of some sort on the bottom to cause a draft
>every time I take a shit when shes over she blatantly runs in front of the door
>can hear her sniff
>goes immediately into the bathroom after I took a disgusting shit
mom's retarded

>>38622554
>mom's retarded
maybe she likes the way it smells?

>>38622447
They're White guys. Something has gone wrong in the recent generations. I think feminists meme magick'd the DNA into a collapse. All they do now is smell their mothers' shit, watch anime, be virgins, want to turn into women and get raped by black men. Disturbing desu.

>>38622234
>>38622554
>scat posters, whether real or ironic

You are my favorite r9kers. Just saying.

You could say this topic has excellent potential for shitposting purposes.

>>38622741
I'm not being ironic, it smells so sexual

>>38623133
I still like you anyways then; thanks for posting.

>>38622234
why must you make me have such diamond hard strange boners motherfucker

>>38623708
why would that give you a diamond hard boner

>>38622234
Please seek psychiatric help

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DELETE THIS BULLSHIT RIGH THE FUCK NOW

>>38623890
Not him, but it's a turn on how someone is so degenerate that they jack off from bathroom shit smells.

Makes me want to take a big old shit on them myself. Literal shitposting is the woke fetish.

This is not normal you should get help, I don't understand how you could be attracted to your own mothers shit

>>38624209
>spend 9 months INSIDE your mom
>eat what she eats
>feel what she feels
>literally connected to her
>loves you no matter what
>"lmao dude how can you love your mom and everything she does"
yeah dude how