Your resume looks great Anon, but we're looking for someone

>>38615169
just tell em you're gay

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>>38615169

You think this is something that doesn't actually happen

>>38615468
Does MIT have gender quotas? Are those results publicly available?

>>38615579

Google "common data set mit"

whatever prestigious engineering school that you got rejected from works too

>>38615599
MIT claims it's purely result-based. Makes sense, girls who want there are the more driven ones, while many guys who would not qualify there still apply.

>"Uhh... I forgot to mention it, but I'm bisexual"

>>38615468
>they were probably going for an numbers but the next 51 women were literally retarded and didn't remember applying to MIT

>>38615797
even numbers, turns out I'm retarded too.
>>38615437
Just give them a firm gay handshake

>>38615169
I'm gay and mentally ill. I will surely be a fine addition to your company.