Come here and post your types and talk about them. Then have fun getting made fun of for said types.
>INTJ Edgelord
>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie
And many more
discord: 39dbhaY
A eulogy, by poet Susan Christensen
I'm sitting on the porch
Wind blowing through my hair
The ducks are frolicking in the pond
But I just can't seem to care.
Life goes on around me
I don't participate
I go through all the motions
But what I really do is wait.
I dream about the day
That you'll come home to me
Nothing else is important
Why can't people see?
I don't want to go out
I don't want to have fun
I don't want to do a thing
Until all is said and done.
They took you in the summer
Now fall is almost finished
Winter will be here very soon
And then the year will have diminished.
You have no idea how much I cry
I never let you know
It's so hard out here without you
But I'm not allowed to let it show.
I must pretend all is fine
Everyone thinks all's okay
But what I never ever tell them
Is that I cry for you every day.
With the depature of our dearly beloved server owner, @sealpug, we humbly request that he return home to us. Such an untimely demise on the day of the server's anniversary has held heavy in our hearts, and we cherish all the memories we once had with you, friend.
Our final cry, a haiku for @sealpug:
We really miss you
You were never a numale
Refugees Welcome
Birds always find their way back home, godspeed
these memes are too advanced for a simple istp like me
INFP
can't even kill a bug without feeling bad so my house is overrun with them
ISTJ here and I don't agree with any of the memes about my type ITT
Taurus, Jul 25, 2017 - Stop being an enabler to someone you care about, Taurus. You may let someone continue a dangerous addictive behavior simply because you want to avoid a confrontation. Realize that this behavior is doing neither of you any good. The more you continue to perpetrate the lie, the more it will hurt all parties involved. Be open and honest with your concerns.
Hmm... What do you guys think?
INFJ male here. Fucking kill me.
>>38613254
Let me kill them. I actually enjoy hunting and squashing bugs.
t. estp
>>38613323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFI4GWVS60
Skip to 19 minutes and you got what I am.
>>38613340
are you a woman
you can come over and be my insect genocide gf
>>38613101
>Muh Hillary
>>38613364
What is the incentive to post this in this thread?
>>38613362
>are you a woman
Hell no. Where did you get that idea?
>>38613364
>getting cockblocked by political opponents on muslim ban means he failed
>subjective crying over swamp
>implying he won't put solar on the wall and sell the power produced to mexico, therefore having them repay the cost of the wall
>he still has 4 (8) more years and you're bitching he's not done already
Want a list of all the failed promises Obama never fullfilled?
>>38613362
>estp woman
Are you out of your mind
>>38613101
>for teens
Gtfo
>ENTJ
>king shit of fuck mountain is pretty relatable
ITT: special snowflake general
Here's a game for this thread.
Post an ideal gf meme you like, others guess your type. I'll go first.
>>38613473
>ITT: special snowflake general
That's not how you spell INFJ general
>>38613470
>ISTP
>Sociopath Lv 1
rude
ENTPs don't deserve this either
>>38613470
>Wants to clone himself so neither of one will be virgins
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
>>38613475
But i cant post the picture with female myself
To be fair, INTJ and was a massive edgelord as a teen so yeah, it's bang on. Now I'm a floundering manchild who can't relate to others emotionally.
>>38613470
>Emotionless anime girl
>INTJ
I dont know what emotionless anime girl means, but I'm a pretty mechanically minded person anyways
>INFP
>Literal baby
I dated someone who was EXACTLY this persona, could not stand them. Every fucking day they were bored so he would harass me with texts. When I dumped him threatened me with suicide, I yelled at him to go back to his fucking couch and he listened to me like a dog.
>>38613470
>INTJ
>crybaby mastermind
My definition
I am INTP and i am in love with my inner self.
Is anyone else here like me in that regard?
>>38613364
Go bait on >>>/pol/, this place is shit up enough.
>>38613861
It be less shit with the likes of you, fag.
>>38613821
i love myself im soooooooooooooooooooooo smart
tfw infp crybaby
>>38613624
What did he mean by this?
And I want an original answer
that feenie weenie
>>38613101
ENFP-A
I feel like I might be a normie now, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
reminder to gas INTPs
>>38614337
>reminder to gas INTPs
Dont worry they will kill themselves eventually.
>gone from INFP to INTP to ISTP to ESTP to ENTP and on the road to ENTJ
>>38614477
>from INFP to ENTJ
that's one helluva life in shadow.
>Tfw INFJ
If only the others could know . . .
If only the others could see . . .
It is so horrible. Help me.
>>38614531
Yeah, whatever, go be racist and afraid of fish some more.
>>38614465
>tfw INTP
my bengus is lubed up and ready
>>38614531
shut the heII up you fucking faggot
this general is so strange. whats wrong with you people
>>38613254
Yeah, the one letter changes you are lot. I'm INTP and more primarily psycopathic than 95%.
>>38613302
Fuck em. These normalfags can rot.
>>38614677
they mostly don't understand the Forer effect
>>38614677
A lack of understanding of self and desire for the aforementioned. You?
>>38613101
>Be me
>Have OCD
>This predominantly appears through collecting things. Knowledge, items... anything you can collect physically or mentally.
>Find out the main point of the stars for me is apparently Vindemiatrix
>Vindemiatrix gets satisfaction in collecting things
Astrology is as valid as MBTI.
>>38615264
Obviously there rs both more introverted and more extroverted people, and the first letter is for example for that. It's not more astrology than that.
>>38613780
Women are heartless sluts lol
fuck out of here
tfw intj
Worst personality type, it gets you nowhere in life.
>>38613314
oh fuck my mum's a taurus
>>38615695
>Taurus
So she's very materialistic and thicc?
>>38615615
No! You are a J!
>>38613101
Hello brothers INTP here
>>38614337
I thought you valued intelligence INTJ
>>38615724
yes, very
intp here
objectively the worst type, rivaled only by intj's
>>38615734
Also INTP, disappointing my family more and more on a daily basis
>>38615777
Me too brother still living with my parents
>>38615769
I would say that ENTP is the next worse, since it's a perceiver. INTJ is a judger, so it typically gets something done and has the 4th highest wage, even though obviously for example ESFP is better than INTJ.
>>38615769
>worst
Don't let normie propaganda bring you down. INTP's are the chosen people.
>>38615777
>>38615869
Not every type is supposed to be self sufficient. Expecting an INTP to look after themself is like expecting an ESFJ to think critically.
Who else here is trying to be another type or at least forcing themselves to be more like their type?
>>38616073
>INTP's are the chosen people.
chosen for what? lifelong neetdom? everything went downhill after i finished school
Odin DINDU NUFFIN
>>38616483
>ISTP
>abstract
part two coming "soon"
>>38616598
fucking christ
the original comic was great but this is a whole different level
>sensors
Kekaroo
>>38616073
destined for wasted potential?
>>38616598
I hate MBTI threads, but this is God's work. part 2 when?
>>38617198
I can only do this stuff drunk and I need a day to recover, so probably tomorrow.
>>38616073
I'm going to die from suicide and it will be nothing but my own lack of gumpton thT will do it
I dont know why I'm this way but INTP should be gassed
Rather lonely infj here
What's going on?
>>38615875
Why do you hate us what have they done to you man?
I think you're just a turbulant introvert
>>38613101
>Somehow the hatred for INTP rolls up
I thought it was a general consensus that INFP were the lowest denominator in the MBTI? Weren't people claiming that they are the worst of every other MBTI?
t. INFP
>>38617330
i don't even have enough motivation to kill myself, i just sit here withering away
t. intp
INFJ hello
i have dependent issues and ptsd
>>38617779
What were they caused by, if you don't mind me asking?
Infj as well with a magnetism towards anime posters
>>38617885
i had a highly sensitive dad growing up and he was stereotypically normal and repressed his feelings
i got second hand shame around people because of his insecurities that rubbed off on me
and my mother was a narcissist. i feel bad being around other people because i know im stunted and small inside
And i get abused on and off by someone with some trauma too. they say they have bpd a lot but they dont they are nice and sweet.
sorry for going on and on
>>38617994
It's okay, I'm happy to hear about you and your life
You seem like a very nice person, I'm sorry you had to suffer abuse
What do you do these days? What's your favourite dinosaur? Can I give you a hug?
>>38618117
i talk to my one infp lover
shes really nice and i only think about her and i like listening to music
A few months ago i was doing worse things and making threads to some guy named Aya because he blocked me. i made threads everyday and cried because i was disowned by them.
also i pretend to be spiderman sometimes in my head and listening to spiderman 3 ost helps calm em down
dinosaurs are okay not a preference i wonder if elephants are just really watered down husks of dinosaurs wew lad
yes please
i need a hug
istp here
what's the most normalfag type?
>>38618170
Do you have a discord you can chat on or anything? Captcha is taking a while for me and is getting on my nerves, but I'm interested in you and want to talk more!
But I'm worried about your abuser a bit...
>>38618234
yeah sure
trash#5133
sorry for the name
>>38618234
i just changed my settings you can ad me now
sorry
So I'm the only one here who hates his type (ISFP) so much he wants to follow another type?
>>38615734
I don't even have to fill this bingo out as all of it applies to me.
>>38618296
You can change your personality. It takes practice, but you can do it.
I'm INTP but pretty stable because I have put in the time and socialized myself to the point where I can be at least partially successful at socializing. It's exhausting but I can do it.
I feel like all types are capable of fixing some of their foibles just through careful consideration.
>>38615777
trips don't lie, INTP who still lives in false hope that his impractical career goals will somehow come through and no longer dissapoint my family.
>tfw no friends because they constantly want "check ups"
>>38618460
All I have to do is being more logic, pragmatic, objective and ambitious
...won't be so easy, actually. tb h
>>38618614
>>38618614
Nah, ambition was never my style.
I'm not becoming more logical/pragmatic/objective, I'm just working a muscle or developing a skill like you would with anything else. The way you fix the personality issues you have is to put yourself in situations constantly where you must use the weaker parts of your personality to be successful. If you do this enough, eventually the practice will cause those weaker parts of your personality to strengthen so you can more easily cope with the world around you.
>>38613821
Nah I like myself but i still think that I don't deserve anything
>>38618228
ESFP, ESFJ, ESTP and ISFJ, propably.
>>38613101
Why is it for teens?
>>38618846
>ESTP
I'm not a normie.
t. ESTP
>>38618742
I will succeed and become an ISTP autist, my brother
>INFP
>Beleive that plot convenience exists in the real world
I actually think I could change my personality type easily if I needed to. It just takes some change in ideals. Adaptability is like my greatest trait.
how much of a gay bitch am I?
>>38619005
>how much of a gay bitch am I?
Nah, your just wagucuck follower
>>38619005
you are no one, someone lost in the tide of the rest of humankind with your true being blotted out like a cinder before the sun itself
>>38618742
Yeah dude I stopped being a neet and got a job where I have to interact with people and my personality has totally flipped.
Tested intj my whole life then tested istj and now estj.
I think I was born on this earth to be a wagecuck and until now I didn't realise it.
And exercise is really good. Everybody should exercise. Routinely and in a strenuous fashion.
>>38619025
>>38619094
not too far off really. though technically not a wagecuck
>>38613101
I can tell from this shit-tier meme that OP is a christ-cuck and thinks Trump is going to fix America. Top kek.
>>38613821
>i am in love with my inner self
what do you mean by this
>>38614465
>INTPs
>accomplishing anything
>ever
>>38615777
>got kicked out
>found job
>found appartment
>found gf
>put enough aside to start uni
>it's actually easier than expected
>just not fulfilling at all
not sure what's the point of it all lads
tell me about istp
>>38617049
don't bully sensors ! >:c
>>38618228
>>38618846
You're forgetting ENFJ and ESTJ.
>>38619120
>fedora
>defending Shillary
my Ti is pleased by this coherence
>>38619577
Entps LOVE them but it's completely one sided
>>38613470
> INFJ
We wuz Fuehrers and stuff mane
>>38618170
Oh god, you're the psychotic Ayaposter. I hope that anon doesn't add you, he has no idea what he's getting into.
t. ENTJ
>tfw INTP
Feels sweeping man.
>tfw between INTJ and INTP
I hope I'm INTJ really but it's probably just wishful thinking
>>38620006
I would assume the worst friend, just some friendly life advice.
>>38619941
Wow you fucking suck at this shit mang.
>be istp
>be literally most bad ass type
>basically everyone ignores us in mbti threads
Alright
>>38620143
>be ISTP
Literally my goal.
I want to be a based nonchalant motherfucker
What tests do you guys usually take? All the freebie ones are awful.
>>38620143
INTP here, most ISTP's I've come across in real life haven't liked me because I was too friendly or cracked some bad jokes which is my tactic for most other people. How do I get ISTP's to like me?
>>38619900
if you want i can delete him for you
i dont want you to feel bad for him
>>38620221
>How do I get ISTP's to like me?
Stop being too friendly and making puns, I guess
>>38614337
>INTJ most introvert
Is INTJ just a fancier word for social retard?
I caught myself meaking a lot of "ideas" but I couldnt explain them with facts properly, I thought that I'm just dumb or uneducated
But after reading about Intuition and Intj(especialy Ni) I realized that maybe retarded people like me just exist and not much you can do
So can someone explain me why do anons here love intution??
>>38620259
I don't want to ruin a potentially good friendship
I just hope you've changed since your Aya days
>>38614052
>be istj
>be friends with infj for years
maybe I got some questions wrong
>>38620221
you dont. im an istp and i dont like most people. that doesnt mean i hate you, i will still have a beer with you or smth and have fun. but i wont go out of my way.
ENTP is the best
Prove me wrong faggots
>tfw antisocial INFP with no friends
SOMEBODY JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ALREADY
>be INFJ
>the meanest, most pointlessly cruel I have ever known was an INFJ who became full of hatred because of bullying
I don't want to have the same type as him.
>>38620616
sounds like a cool guy imo
tell me more
INTJ here
We're worse than edgelords we're faggots larping as lex luthor
>>38620601
You dont need misery anon. All you need is just a kiss which will make you a beautiful prince.
>>38613101
>tfw INFJ and actually vegan
>>38615734
INTP. I got bingo 5 times
>>38620616
>The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.
Stop feeling so hard you sissy fuck.
t. >>38620583
>>38620583
How about you make a case as to why ENTP's are the best first.
>>38620637
He's a vicious asshole who has alienated his family and most of his friends by being such a cruel person to everyone except the girl he's in love with (that has friendzoned him anyway). I know that some of the bullying he went through was really rough, like having his face dunked into the toilet and kept underwater for almost a minute as all his classmates gathered around and laughed, but I still miss the kind boy he used to be. Will he ever come back?
>>38620674
>tfw first and only kiss was 9 years ago
>under circumstances I regret
I'll never be happy.
>>38620747
>under circumstances I regret
What happened anon?
>>38620737
That's a question you should ask him. Deep down he may appreciate that someone cares.
tfw literally hitler
non-infj's are really missing out, this is the life
>>38620616
>an INFJ who became full of hatred because of bullying
iktf
XNTJ'S ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. This is a board for DAMAGED people, we don't need INTELLECTUAL FAGGOTS who think they're smarter then me shitting up these threads with their constant shitposts about how they can "control me". You can't truly control an istj, faggots. THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN
YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME, THESE STRINGS ARE MY OWN
Ignore all "xntj" posts, do not respond to them, and do not compliment their intellectual "capability" because they have none.
>>38620767
She was making her boyfriend jealous.
>>38620444
You should've thought about that before you made the first post sperg
>>38620798
little bit of a mood swinger arent you
>>38620828
its not mood swinging if youre indifferent in the first place
>tfw no cynical intj gf
t. intp
INFJ PTSD doormat here. I have been neglected and abused in every relationship I've ever been in. I actually do fantasize quite a bit about being with decent people, but figure they'll be repulsed once they realize how broken and lacking in interests I am, so I don't approach them ever :D
>>38617779
I suffer with you, eternally.
>>38620734
>Don't get caught in emotional pitfalls
>Can easily be Chads even if autistic
>Willing to discuss anything regardless of taboos
ENTPs are Alpha as fuck.
>>38620851
>indifferent to someone who tried to help you
ok. i feel sorry for your infp lover.
>>38620867
INTJs and INTPs actually don't tend to get along that well due to having no cognitive functions in common.
>>38620784
all my shitposts were made just to get reply like this
sorry sheepie, you don't have power to decide what types are allowed to be in this thread
>>38618228
all the SJ's
>>38620912
>INFJ
>lacking in interests
well that's a recipe for unfulfillment
what things do you like? what do you like to do?
>>38620933
what r u even talking about sperg
>tfw INTP/J super hybrid
>>38613101
Ahhh yes INFP
haha still waiting
>>38620221
>How do I get ISTP's to like me?
quit trying
if you're trying to be overly friendly (how friendly is overly friendly? not very much) i will go out of my way to avoid you unless you're a single qt girl
>>38620936
One of my cousins is an INTJ and me and him get along really well. This may just be because we've known each other a long time and have built a mutual respect and understanding of each other but I really do enjoy his company.
>>38620963
Are you projecting whenever you call others spergs?
>>38621008
dunno, im sorry it made you insecure
>>38621026
It's okay!
I hope you have a good day!!!
>>38620982
It's mostly just been in social situations where alchohol is involved and I've gone up to them and tried to start some sort of dialogue with observational humor and manual friendly body language but they've dismissed it and walked away, I never took it personally or anything it's just that ISTP's intrigue me.
>>38620961
I used to be interested in a lot of things. I had tons of hobbies I was deeply passionate about and invested in that I've pretty much given up on. I liked art, psychology, writing, philosophy, discussing current events, films, music, etc. I was writing a novel for awhile, then I switched over to screenplays. I wrote a ton of poetry in the past and used to have a blog I posted in regularly. I drew silly comic strips that my friends (most of whom I've lost touch with) all loved. I was in theater, sang in choirs and even played sports for a brief period.
I used to be very experimental and the type of person who would try anything once; now I'm basically indifferent to most things or even outright scared to try anything new.
>>38621132
Not the one you replied to
Well if a random dude came up to me in a bar and started touching me I would think he is gay and walk away too.
>manual friendly body language
wat
>>38621178
nvm im an idiot im tired ignore what i said
>>38621178
>>38621199
I have to control my body language manually due to living in isolation for multiple periods in my life and being a mild sperg.
>>38614477
First time I took th test, I scored INFP, but I was really depressed and dealing w/ anxiety.
Then INTJ (was still kinda depressed, but better).
Then ENTP.
Then ESFP (identity crisis).
Then ISFJ (depressed and anxious again PLUS trust issues).
Then ISTP (i was at that point of a depression where you begin to feel emotionally numb and as if you don't give a darn about anything/anyone anymore).
Now that I'm finally better, emotionally stable and set some goals in my life for the first time in ages and finally feel like i have a purpose, I score as ENTJ.
>>38621234
You should probably look into the eight cognitive functions rather than depending on the tests to tell you anything.
>>38615875
>i read the economist to understand the world better
god this hits close
>>38621221
im pretty sure if you didnt care about your body language that much and only focused on your posture. it would be better.
its painfully obvious and awkward when someone is actively pays attention to their bodylanguage
>>38621147
>I liked art, psychology, writing, philosophy, discussing current events, films, music, etc. I was writing a novel for awhile, then I switched over to screenplays
Spooky, that's me right now, also an INFJ.
Why do you think you fell out of it?
>>38621286
I'll keep that in mind but I think coming off a bit awkward at times is preferable to being an expressionless robot. I've been accused of staring in the past and have made people uncomfortable with my lack of body language. But I'll definitely try to not overdo it.
>tfw ENTP
>spend most of time on internet anyway everyone there INTP
> every time this is brought up the INTPs band together to hate ENTPs
>Why such hate of ENTPs
>>38621586
they actually told you that your lack of body language made them uncomfortable?
how much do you actually use body language now?
is it just a mild shrug, not crossing arms etc. or you swing your arms around furiously?
>>38613821
Relatable
t. xNTP
>>38621742
I have been told on occasion but mostly I just noticed a huge difference in how comfortable people were around me once I actually started to use body language.
It's mostly just things like eye contact, facial expressions and moving my hands around a bit to emphasize points I'm making.
>>38613821
Why do you think we're so lazy? We don't see why anything needs to be changed about either ourselves or the world
>>38615769
Have more self steam faggot
>>38621147
Damn. What happened? What changed you so much?
>>38621315
Being essentially trapped in an abusive relationship for half a decade probably had something to do with it.
I'll probably be okay in the long run.
>>38621251
I actually did. Each time i felt like they fit perfectly.
>>38621840
well yea. eye contact and facial expressions are a must.
Keep it up anon and have a great life
>>38616598
>do you feel in charge?
Kek
>>38616598
Why is ENFJ demiurge? Don't get it
>>38618911
>I'm not a normie.
>t. a normie
>>38620360
that's just a fake chart my dude dont fall for all the bullshit you read here, it can make you believe that you're defect when you are in fact not. Just throwing it out there even though you're probably aware
>>38619616
What? why? how do you know?
>>38620936
I won't let this obstacle stop me!
>>38622088
Because I am an entp who loves istps but they are so independent and stuff
>>38620936
usually when my intj father talks to me i stop listening because he talks in monologues, rarely asks any questions unless he really needs some information, whereas i will ask questions to spark up a conversation that will allow me to share my thoughts as well. But he's an honest person and he says some insightful things from time to time that i will always remember
>>38622657
I've discovered that INTJs and INFJs (prolly adult ones) talk very much about their past in a very detailed manner. They like telling stories. Rarely do I have the patience or attention span to listen to them for that long though :(
>ISTP here
Why are sensors looked down upon?
>>38620601
>same but I'm ok with it
It's not so bad just do a lot of drugs and drink
>>38620221
I love ISTPs. My advice ? Ti. ISTP love people who "make sense" as much as they do, and people who have a judging function as a dominant LOVE to debate and share their thoughts and theories because they spend so much time building and refining them. As an INTP, you're probably a good listener so try to guess what the ISTP cares about (music, sports, politics, chemistry, LARPing, cars, whatever) and pretend to be interested YET ignorant about the subject. They don't open up easily, but the easiest way to get them to talk alot is by asking them to explain stuff to you, use their lower NFJ shadow.
Mind not to seem too insisting or social, that generally pisses them off. You should always drop HINTS of what you're trying to show, never put it in their face. They're more perceptive than you so they'll pick it up, don't worry. When you secure a trusting relationship with an ISTP, by feeding their Ti a consistent succession of signs that you're coherent and critical (this should be easy:just let your Ti do the work) start stimulating their Se by suggesting STUFF to do (driving, playing, training, fun stuff to do that is more physical/mental than social).
Good luck
>>38620363
It's super effective at modelizing abstract stuff and building predictions upon it. Niggers have a fucking lab in their head, they don't need to fund expertiments to see what works and what doesn't. You just need to find where you intuition can be useful, I promise you'll be grateful you have it.
>>38620645
Not all of you quite fortunately. Some INTJs (in my experience the older ones) can be among the least self-conscient people around, and this is the INTJ's optimal settings.
>>38620784
oooh poorlittle INFP
some mean NTJ hurt your feelings ?
>>38620936
t. retard
>>38620221
You can start by thinking that a long, complicated and theoretical sentence/thought won't make you smart, nor does it makes for a good conversation.
>>38622657
>he says some insightful things from time to time that i will always remember
care to give some examples ?
>usually when my intj father talks to me i stop listening because he talks in monologues, rarely asks any questions unless he really needs some information
ouch I predict that it doesn't sit very well with your mom
>>38622729
Nah mate you're thinking of SFJs and STJs.
Ni users are future oriented, they could be troubled to think about the past (although they can remember it well) if it doesn't serve a good motive. They have a very synthetic memory, meaning that they only remember data and information, while Si users remember all the sensory stimuli of a given event. This makes Si users very sensitive about the past because they're constantly "living" it over and over, their past is a daily experience, while Ni users only care about "what's next".
It's generally STJs and SFJs that tell stories to give you a "concrete" example, like a simulation that you should take inspiration from to decide your future actions. NTJs and NFJs are bad at explaining WHY one should follow (or avoid) a specific course of action, they're the kind of people to tell others what to do and that's all they say, so quite often others see them as bossy or controlling. It's because their predictions come from an introverted AND intuitive (abstract) function, which Ni users aren't even aware of so they can't rationalise it, as opposed to Si users who keep telling you stories to explain why A is better than B.
>>38621132
well what sort of reply were you expecting?
>>38620143
istp as well. ive noticed that too. everyone says we're badass but thats pretty much it. no one talks about us. no hate or love or anything.
>be ISTP
>only speak when spoken to
>choose words carefully so as to say as little as possible while still getting the message across
>constantly mistaken as being cold/uppity/angry
>no friends because of it
>>38624665
>cold/uppity/angry
harsh
i get interpreted as really flat and monotone often
>>38618911
There is no way you cannot be normie if you are an ESTP in these autists' book
t.ESTP
>>38623244
insecure iNtuitives who are too soft for this hard world take pride in being "intellectually superior" to people who have their lives sorted out, as opposed to them
>>38613101
>MBTI for Teens
Isn't that an oxymoron since it's just the new astrology?
>>38616598
Jeebus almighty what a ride that was. This shit right here is why I still frequent MBTI threads, even if the test is a meme.
>mfw estj
you're literally all beta bitches to me
>>38624254
>You should always drop HINTS of what you're trying to show, never put it in their face.
Nope, that won't work at all. Doing the opposite will probably work better.
t.istp
>>38625309
>the opposite
could you give a few examples ?
I'm an ISTP magnet so my post was based on my experience, so I'm not sure it works with every ISTP
>>38625479
much of your post seems about right, since i do love to talk in depth about subjects i like to an uninformed audience
i'd disagree with the hints thing but i'm oblivious to them so i might be picking up on them but not realizing it
idk
>INFJ
at least Im not an INFP
>>38613475
Cute! CUTE! AND ORIGINAL, TO BOOT!
>>38624665
As someone who consistently scores ISTP, I go out of my way to be a loud-mouth who always has some smart-ass comment to make when I'm in public. It's like I have a public me and a private me. It works on a superficial level, but I have no real, lasting friends.
>>38617049
>tfw ISTJ are superior to us
Fucking J cunts
>>38620221
I've taken this dumbass test 3x and have gotten istp every time so I guess that's my result. It's still bullshit though. Imo, overly friendly people are annoying as fuck. Just don't be extra all the time and dont have a terrible personality and I probably won't hate you. Bonus points if you're actually smart and can hold a conversation about something other than vaping, YouTube or the weather. Don't harass me or get triggered if I don't feel like responding to you all the time because I probably won't. Just be low key
>>38623244
What's the different between S and N, basically?
>>38627553
N is about imagination and S is about the tangible
>>38613470
I'm not a sociopath. Couldn't you write a good one for me?
>>38624665
I don't know if I'm ISTP, but I have some unusual reactions, for example I usually make jokes about death, rape, war, suicide and depression but can become very emotional when confronted to 'everyday life things'
I don't know how to explain it, but some people think I'm crazy.
>tfw INFJ
Too bad you pansies can't know the true and liberating joy of being the best type. Do yourselves a favor and try to be more like us INFJs. If you find the striving too hard you can always such on my fat dick, primed and loaded to cum in the boi pucci of you inferiors. Mark my words, we INFJs will conquer this earth and all of the cute anime girls contained within it. You fools lack ambition and can never hope to reach such glorious heights of anime p0ssy as your superiors, the INFJs. Just give up already bitch boi pussy slaves.
>>38615875
I am an ENTP and none of this applies to me.
>>38620916
My nigga. Sometimes I wonder how non-NTs live with themselves.
>>38621649
I always assumed all NTs were in a cult togther.
>>38628065
>NTs in a cult together.
Honestly probably, it starts in school because its easy to tell who are the smart people as NTs and if you guys have similar interests it's an instant connection.
>been intp
>was intj for a bit
>back to intp
>>38623244
because gas the sensors
I don't really fit in any of the MBTI categories after reading them all over.
>am i retarded?
>>38627631
I'm not well versed in MBTI, but I don't think a morbid sense of humor is indicative of being an ISTP. I think you just have a weird sense of humor that you use as a buffer to avoid having to feel like shit about your presumably shitty "everyday life".
>>38613108
whered he go though?
>be INTJ
>too autistic to function in society
>can't even buy groceries without misinterpreting small talk
we tried bros maybe next life
>>38613821
For me I'm in love with how much I love and hate myself. Which I think gives me a nice mix of humble narcissism.
>>38615769
We are the Philosopher Kings, my friend. Read The Republic and understand your rightful place.
>>38628711
Take a test stupid.
>>38613254
Dude, same. I'm taking an entomology class and I keep thinking of that scene from John Fowles the Collector.
>think of all the living beauty you've killed
I love to look at the samples, but I feel guilty. INFP is hell.
>>38613362
>tfw I am an INFP woman and I just want a bf who loves bugs as much as I do.
Anon, we could have had it all.
INTP
IQ 131, 98th percentile
this is too much responsibility. i've never wanted to do anything great. i just want to understand other people and for other people to understand me
>>38614052
>guy you have a crush on is your ideal match
Makes you think
How can I best tell if I'm an ISFP or INFP?
>>38630033
oor, their free online practice test skews upwards so that they can sell you the actual test.
I see you mensa
>>38629490
Haha here's my original INTJ goes grocery shopping story
>stupid cunt mom asks me to go get some things from the store
>ugh
>go to Aldi's because fuck em they don't need quality Walmart milk
>get some things, head in line
>holding two cases of sodas in one arm
>standing in line now, gets really heavy
>DON'T APPEAR WEAK ANON YOU'RE A MAN YOU CAN DO IT
>protect my masculinity by holding the cases without switching arms out of fatigue
>finally heave my things onto the conveyor belt
>normie lady at the register
>reminds me of a brown haired Pam from The Office but poorer
>"Hi how are you?" *scans milk jug*
>"I'm ready to end it all".
>"You said what!?"
>oh shit
>NOTHING SORRY I was just seeing if you were listening sorry...
>of course I listened ;)
>th-thanks
>have a good day <3
>y-you too
>>38630033
>98th percentile
That means 174 million people are smarter than you.
>>38630146
That's not really a lot of people when more or less evenly distributed across the first world.
>>38620221
help me fix this thing or lemme tell you how fucking cool it is
>>38630108
Man what the hell
>>38630192
Where are your brakes kid?
>>38630220
Oh god btw I love that show. One of my all time favorites, but I haven't gotten around to watching the newest episodes yet. Comedy genius.
Are there any other INFP's that aren't complete bitches? I mean I get that the point of mbti is to pigeonhole people as much as possible but it seems like every single discussion is just "Oh damn infp are little crybabies" and the like.
Also I do realise that this makes me sound butthurt but I don't see any other way to communicate these concepts
>tfw INTP
>tfw i really want to be ENTP
Why can't I be an autist and an alpha male at the same time?
>>38630340
Read this.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/infp.php
Less for "muh celebrities have muh type" and more to illustrate the different kinds of people who can fit under the INFP label.
>>38630385
ENFP-sama says: You just gotta BELIEVE
>>38630275
Brake band on clutch.
>>38630394
There is no fucking way most of those people are infp, how do they come up with this shit?
>>38630108
You INTJs crack me up.
.t ENFP
the ant is originally my favourite creature
>>38630451
>how do they come up with this shit?
Understanding the cogntive functions, reading through each person's work and figuring out which functions are likely causing them to say what they say. Quotes are examples of the functions at play.
>>38630413
>>38630385
ENTPatrician says: your genetics determine your future, almost to the degree that it negates your free will and it is futile to attempt to stray from your given personality type.
>>38630340
I consider myself pretty laid back even when talking about, say, a political topic I feel strongly about. The only time I turn into a crybaby bitch is when Im publicly embarrassed by someone or called out. Also when someone offers advice or teaches me how to do stuff, or criticizes one of my projects (constructively or not)
>>38624952
What type is it that makes you prone to coming into threads and banally talking about astrology like you're the first genius to ever have thought of the analogy? Basically which type is the most pseudo-intellectual?
>>38613101
>at buddy's house
>"hey have you seen this test"
>yes
>"look at what I got, is it good?"
>he got fucking ESTP
He's a complete turbo-normie
Are they really all like this?
I feel humbled by kek's grace. Well done frog man, well done, bravo
>>38613101
INTJ here
Dunno what to do besides live /machiavellian/
The roach meme is too far but not far enough away to be out of sight for most of us
here's some OC
i know there's only 15, and too lazy to find out which one i excluded
>>38613254
Toughen up faggot
>>38613254
Have you tried pesticides? Spray them all over your house then take a nap. Then you'll have to feel the pain too.
>>38627595
Action movie hero.
>>38631980
Nah, ISTP's are usually anti-heroes.
>>38631988
I'm actually an ENTP.
>>38632003
Oh, then wacky scientist.
>>38632027
But that sounds too childish...I'll take it.
>>38624665
This hits way too close to home as a fellow ISTP.
DAE INTP's have problem in saying lies
whom else /knightswithdominantni/ here
>>38613254
i used to love killing and torturing insects when i was younger
kinda messed up now that i think about it
>>38620784
ahhhhh yes
exactly the reaction I was hoping for
seems like you walked right into my trap brainlet
Why are people so relentless to INTPs? We're not that bad, are we?
Posting some mbti charts. Might be personal bias by creator.
>>38632926
>INTP
I hate Dawkins.
>>38632936
Why? Assuming that you're INTP
How do I become ENFJ from INFP? is it possible? I would like to stop wanting to die and instead become something with purpose
>>38633036
>ENFJ from INFP
Not possible as ENFJ is Fe dominant and INFP is Fi dominant type. If you'd develop Ne, you could theoretically appear as ENFP.
>>38632977
Not him but I'm an Infp that hates Dawkins because he's full of himself and annoyingly caters to middle school Atheists.
>>38633184
>he's full of himself
In what way? Just arrogance or there's something more?
>>38633176
I guess I'll just learn to cry even louder to people I don't know.
>>38627675
Ma mane, feels gud to combo Ni-Fe-Ti-Se. What are you conquering/manipulating right now?
>>38633200
Arrogance mostly. I don't like him enough to expose myself to him but I definitely found him arrogant many times I listened to him.
>>38633209
Oh cheer up anon. Just keep doing new things and eventually you'll come into yourself.
I seem to have be able to find a few male friends I can be very good friends with, even though the rest of society will hate me. However, that's never happened with any woman, why the fuck am I so cucked when it comes to women?
>t. INTP TARD
>>38633223
Thanks homie. It's late for me so I suppose I'll let The Smiths serenade me to sleep.
>>38633247
I recommend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg
>>38633273
Noted frend. Goodnight!
>>38613101
>tfw i'm INTP, but i was a mix of NFP and STP
>>38633297
But in the text version i'm a mix of
>INTJ
>INFP
>ENTP (on certain occasions)
>INTP
>ISTJ
INFP/INTP mix here, feels autistic af
>Feel emotions like a little girl. Literally when watching something cute I giggle like a schoolgirl and shake my feet around.
>Can't cry unless it's a really good fucking song or imagine something bad happening to my mom
>Don't know how to talk to people, so just ask weird questions like "Are people rocks? Why is the steam icon a bootleg fidget spinner"
>Be the one autist rando in chat because I have no friends to be autistic with
I don't know how much longer I can live like this.
>>38630340
Me. Only because my tear ducts are too small to cry easily. I tried to cry to a song earlier but I couldn't and feel unsatisfied.
>tfw INTJ girl
>everyone thinks I'm a bitch
>no friends
(I probably am a bitch though lmao)
>>38633445
>>everyone thinks I'm a bitch
Why? Are you cold and arrogant?
>>38613101
>INSTP
End my life pleas
>>38633515
I don't make an effort to sugarcoat how I feel about people; and if someone says something that is wrong (or doesn't seem true) 9 times out of 10 I'll call them out on it straight up
>Get into heaps of arguments because of this
>>38633445
explain yourself as a person
also originally be my gf
t. intj
>>38633568
Girl, you need some tact. It's okay to call other people but you have to do it in the right way, not calling others bluntly.
>>38633577
im a nervous wreck half the time and apathetic about everything the other half of the time
maybe for a week in between I'll be a functioning person lol
>>38633596
how does one be tactful anon?
>>38633635
Not him but,
>sugarcoat how you feel about people
>>38633635
It's just saying the same thing but in other words.Who am i kidding i'm very nervous person and usually burst out in emotions
>>38613254
Fellow INFP here
>See a fly buzzing around
>Fucking Auschwitz it
>See a spider in the corner
>Leave it
>Accidentally squash a snail or slug
>Feel like shit
>>38633213
Mainly crushing Uni with my powers. You?
>>38633213
>Fe
>good
rofl try again kid
the literal god combo is Ni-Te-Fi-Se
you are close, but you strayed away at the crucial moment
>>38616598
Part 2 please
>>38633635
Learn what motivates people and respect that. 9 times out of 10 people will tell you what they think about, who they are, and what they want through their topics of conversation. Just pay attention and connect the dots. A combination of studying mbti and watching a shitton of TV shows helped me follow this. You're communication skills suffer whenever you follow the golden rule. Don't talk to other people how you want to be talked to. Figure out what types of values their judgments are based on (cognitive function style) and use that to better understand what they'll do.
I did several tests before and got INTP everytime.
I just took one out of curiosity since I knew I had changed those last years and I got ENFP.
What does this mean
>>38633913
>ENFP
Have you done cognitive functions test while being completely honest?
>>38633936
Now yes. Maybe I was lying to myself before or not really aware of how I actually am.
I don't really get the ENFP tho, looks like a cuck
>>38633635
no need to bother with it as in most situations where people tell you to be tactful. they just don't want you to make them realise how trash they are with blunt honesty
people place too much importance in their pride which has nothing backing it up so the second someone attacks it, it crumbles to dust easily
>>38633952
>I don't really get the ENFP tho, looks like a cuck
It's just a slightly naive and idealistic person. usually anime protagonists have this type.
>>38633902
thats actually some pretty solid advice. In general I always follow the "treat others how you want to be treated" rule, but this makes so much more sense when I think about the types of people around me
Thanks anon!
>>38633780
>he is too much of a brainlet to understand the usefulness on Fe
This is why INFJs will rule this planet. Not only are we immensely powerful, but we are also often underestimated.
>>38633954
I want to have friends though
I've spent a while not giving a fuck about people's pride, but now I'm just really lonely
ISFJ.
Work with normies, hide power level personality. Pic related did nothing wrong, but if asked I would say Trunks is my favorite character in the show. Just an example of keeping appearances in public.
>>38633976
No worries. Intj's think about concepts, plans, and systems of interaction. This is a good skeleton to begin understanding how people think and act. You'll outwardly seem normal once you get good at it.
>>38634036I can be your friend anon, you don't have to hold back either
>>38634044
>ISFJ.
Guy or girl?
Do you want to have a family? Enjoy cooking?
>>38633988
>INFJs will rule this planet
hitler was the only successful INFJ and even then he blew his brains out and lost the war. time to stop larping senpai
Former INTP turned INFP.
>>38613821
I hate myself, my parents (except for dad he's cool, but not step dad), my siblings, cousins, or basically any of my mothers side of the family.
They are festy, disgusting vermin feeding on the good will of others. I'm fucking ashamed to be alive, desu. Half of my chromosomes don't deserve to be carried on.
>>38613101
I can kinda relate.
>>38613475
Way to make me feel bad dude. I wish she was real.
>>38614150
UghhghguGUghh
Stop it please, it burns/.
The feels
.>>38633577
I really like that picture.
>>38618228
Any SJ
Including SJW.
>>38631708
INTP, you forgot INTP.
>>38633680
>also INFP
>I scream random super-angry hitler level german at flies/bugs whenever I gas them
>SIEG HEIL! ICH BIN PANZERWAGON YAH YAH FULAFFELFWANKAR!
>Neighbors hear me one day
>Call the cops because they thought it was domestic abuse
>It was just me and my retardation
reviving this thread, with some survivors
>>38615734
I don't even really have to play bingo on this one. It's a blackout.
t. INTP
>>38615875
Those quotes also hit way too close to home.
>>38615875
>ESTP
>not entertainer
you fucked it up
mbti personalities are most interesting when taken to the more extreme side
>>38615734
I'm alright I guess. University fixed me a little
>INTP
>radical political views
>manlet
>skinnyfat
>problems with authority
>sense of mental superiority over those around me
>increasing sociopathy
>sadomasochist
>multiple suicide attempts within the last 6 months
>incapability of being supporting or maintaining contact with one friend
My dreams of becoming some sort of renowned History Professor and writing an award winning book are probably bullshit, aren't they? I just want to be respected for once in my life.
>>38634514
tell me about your views anon
do you plan on writing a manifesto before you leave the earth?
>>38634527
No.
In fact, the tragic thing about my political views is that they come into complete contradiction with who I am. Every single aspect of my personality down to my physical health make me undesirable in the society I have ideally envisioned. My unwillingness to keep even one social contact, my suspicion of any authority whether in education or the workforce, and my meager physical stature give me no moral right to adopt the positions I do, even though ever fiber of my being points towards those positions according to my independent thought process. It would have been so much better if I was the pathetic sod I was and had a political view that justified my weakness so that I wouldn't feel ashamed like I do. So in short, no, I don't believe my political opinion can matter for most people who know me and don't already agree with me.
well anon what is better, a slave content in his position or a slave that wants to be king?
the second might never achieve his goal but he will be more powerful even though both men are slaves, if only by his force of will
falling to slave morality is weak, and you should be happy that you have rejected it even if you yourself are weak
>>38634464
>infp
>tfw have an entj bf
>Tells me what to do, what to wear, takes lead in everything while remaining really confident and strong; protects my fragile self from the rest of the world
>get this sense of great pleasure from deep inside me of having someone control and dominate me
>he acts and somewhat looks like Kaiba
For the first time in my life, I'm feeling complete and happy
>>38634667
jesus christ please share
>>38615734
holy shit, everything but weed, beer, and the purple thing i can't read i could check
kill me
Who (I)NTP but not socially retarded here?
Seriously, I have no problems when it comes to dealing with people, more so, I cant really stay unsociable for long amounts of time. I also have quite a few friends, but those are mostly cyborgs.
My problem is that I am not that outgoing when it comes to making new connections, but overall I can connect to people somewhat easily and just go on with a surge.Nonetheless, I still have no gf
>>38634464
>tfw INTP male
>tfw no ENTJ females that would want you or date you
>tfw no ENTJ females exist in the firs place
End this existence.
>>38635083
none of them. they're all that way every time.
>>38635083
I'm decent enough at interacting with people. I just don't want to.
>>38630796
You already know the answer to that, it's INTP/J.
When will you faggots stop making these threads?
The only reason this has become popular in the last couple years is because it's been passed around high schools/church youth groups, let that sink in for a second.
>>38615734
Purple thing is the DSM-5.
I can mark all but the Wikipedia one.
>>38635189
>enfp male
>genetic abomination that has a purely feminine MBTI
>perfect compatibility is with XNTJ's, heavily masculine types where trying to find a female one is like trying to find the fucking lochness monster
Reminder that if you're an XNFP or XNTP male you are a genetic abomination and will NEVER find an XNTJ girl, and if you do she probably really isn't one and simply is lying or fucked up the test.
We were made to be forever alone or become traps for xNTJ males.Fuck becoming a girl, I'll keep looking until I die
>ENTP-cyborg tier
>Have good mental health
>Socially fuckedup, truly got the only one friend, INTP one
>Need human female
>Didn't attemptet commited suicide cuz "TOOINTELLIGENT"
>quiet mad Ne faggot
What the fuck I am?
>>38635391
>genetic abomination that has a purely feminine MBTI
>Hunter S. Thompson
>Mark Twain
>Aldous Huxley
>Kurt Vonnegut
>Alan Watts
>Orson Welles
>Salvador Dali
>George Carlin
>Ricky Gervais
>Ian McDiarmid
More like you have to be comedian/writer or actor
>>38635391
XNTJ gf one day.
one day.
>tfw no partner of similar intellectual capacity and decision making ability so that you will be able to have a comfortable and happy life after raising a well sized family and making lots of money
>>38635553
Where am I supposed to find a gf then? I'm lonely and depressed
>>38635391
Where are you from? The ENFPs I know are the best people I've ever met in my entire life (it's a shame they're all girls).
t. ENTJ girl(girl)
>>38635595
>Where am I supposed to find a gf then?
Most of people find gf through mutual friends or online dating (not tinder or okc).
>depressed
About what exactly?
>>38635617
What's wrong with those two? Origgggg
>>38635635
>What's wrong with those two?
1st - you're going to be judged by looks alone. Secondly, most of people are looking for smash, not gf.
>>38635606
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
but unironically and originally
>>38635663
Oh that's a shame then. ENTJ and INTJ are the rarest types for females. Have you ever considered dating XSTJ girls?
>>38635739
>tfw ISTP
fuq, I didn't ask for this
>>38635842
Don't worry anonette, being an ExTJ (Te dom) female is just as bad (if not worse).
>>38635842
>ISTP female
Whoa, that's a rare one. Do you like physical activity?
>>38635739
aren't XSTJs a bunch of ballbusters though?
>>38635606
>enfps i know are all super cool
>oh but they're all girls
>>38635739
>this fucking chart
>>38635887
Yeah, just a matter of different problems for a different type.
>>38635894
Kind of? But I'm fuckin cripplingly depressed and post on /r9k/ so it isn't like I work out or anything.
>>38635606
>tfw the E type guy gets the reply and I don't
F-Fucking E-type chads
>>38620784
You're fired faggot. Now lick my ENTJ feet if you want a good recommendation to another string holder
>>38633780
> He does not know the joy of manipulating the herd with pathos
> He does not have a natural understanding of psychology
> He can't manipulate and turn old friends against each other without coming over as an emotionless robot
> He can't psychologically torture and humiliate someone in front of other people and get away with it
INTJ, how do you keep living?
>>38633745
Basically the same here, prepping to escape Western Europe when everything goes out with a whimper. What degree?
>>38636023
>Kind of? But I'm fuckin cripplingly depressed and post on /r9k/ so it isn't like I work out or anything.
What type would have your ideal bf?
>>38630033
ENTJ and that test is skewed, I scored a 157 and that's ridiculously high lol
>>38636177
But dude that's what a malicious INTJ does- except some may have to learn/research psychology...
Is this accurate ??
Oedipus
>>38636217
>this entire post
>implying I have standards besides 'pays attention' and 'loves me'
Whatever, this isn't topical. What's your MBTI type, anon?
>>38636345
>What's your MBTI type, anon?
Me? I'm just a humbleESTP. Tell me about yourself anon. What brings you here?
>>38636332
That's what I'm about, it doesn't come to them naturally. I do this stuff without even thinking about it, while they have to cram small talk and social cues inside their tiny skulls.
>>38620221
I'll like youreal good
>>38636370
>ESTP
o fuck, type-neighbors
I'm here mostly because MBTI is vague enough that I can latch onto my cognitive functions to construct a semblance of identity that I don't normally have. It's like horoscopes and shit, grab what you like and toss the rest.
Unless you meant /r9k/ in general, which is because of the aforementioned depression. How about you?
>Your type
>Favorite game
Is there some correlation between these two?
>>38636431
>It's like horoscopes
If we're talking about that, what's your Sun and Moon sign?
>aforementioned depression
What kind of depression? Chronic or severe?
>How about you?
I can relate to most of stuffi'm just like my zodiac sign - virgoand i enjoy talking to people. I have a chronic depression, zero motivation to do something besides writing on the internet. I know i should be searching for a job but it's too stressful.
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
couldn't be more accurate
>>38636465
Leo sun, Capricorn moon. Apparently it matches up with ISTP pretty well, with the mix of wanting-to-show-off and pragmatism.
>Virgo
precious. guess that relates to your E, after all.
>all that depression
god, same. I've been doing nothing over the past few days but watching Samurai Champloo episodes, and even then I can't focus enough to sit down and actually finish it. Chronic depression's a bitch, and recently breaking off contact with my last friend didnt make it better.
At least I'm lucky enough to have a job, if I didn't I'd never leave the house.
>>38631708
INTP, literally this board
NEW THREAD laddos get in
>>38636541
>>38613101
NEW THREAD mootbl0x
>>38636541
>tfw genuinely upset when people make fun of INFP
>>38636433
>INTP
>Rome: Total War
>>38613101
When will this personality test circle jerk end? Even normies are defining themselves by this bullcrap. It seems like every day there are 1-3 of these threads made and they always become popular yet nothing happens and the threads are always a mess of complaining, ooh im sooooo deep philosophy, and acting like their test result means that everyone with the same result is a god. When will you faggot learn that a fucking online test does not define your character.
very important infographic image
>>38613101
NEW THREAD WHO DIS?
>>38636541
>>38636378
>tiny skulls
Lul why are you so antagonizing. INTJs do put effort into socialization when they have to or for people they care about. I think you're exaggerating. And using stereotypes (though they do have a basis in reality) as complete fact.
>>38617630
oh fuck that's me too
>>38625745
You're not an INFJ casey
>>38636998
Yesss roach, feel the anger consume you...
>>38615734
literally the only thing that didn't apply was the drinking. everything else though...
for being so "gifted" we sure do fucking suck lol
>>38630340
I am an intp/infp I can tell you that it takes self improvement In order to get that out of your system. I did have the those traits initially though
>>38636086
So you're INFP? Where are you from?
>>38630471
Coming from an entp/enfp intjs are interesting to observe however talking to an intj is the worst thing ever since they are so closeminded
>>38630594
He right you know. It's a ya got it or ya don't kinda thing
>>38613254
intp here, I shot a cockroach with a real gun once
You guys realize that this was made by people who had very little understanding of psychology right? Plus it's stupid to assume that you can categorize everyone's complex personality on a chart. The test itself is just supposed to make you feel good about who you are.
http://www.businessinsider.com/myers-briggs-personality-test-is-misleading-2014-6
https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/05/13-reasons-why-the-myers-briggs-test-is-absolute-nonsense/
there are more.
>>38630385
In the long term you are going to be alphaer, just survive till then.
>>38632926
>ENTJ here
What a charming description. Thanks for sharing!
>>38635391
If you reconstruct your cheeks, forehead, chin, ass, and breasts you can be my trap gf~
t. ENTJ male
>>38636280
Thanks for investigating, m8.
t.ENTJ
>>38639391
no one cares autist
tfw infj
>>38639391
>test
>test
Just type yourself after doing research on the functions.
>>38632926
>mfw hillary clinton
>ISFT-T
I usually get ISTP-T and i was only 46% thinking this time, i guess my answers really were leaning more F this time
>>38630033
>tfw managed to get 145 without breaking a sweat
I feel ashamed to be an intp like you.
>i used to always get ISTP
>retook the test and got INFP
??
>>38643130
nice blog cunt
take it somewhere else
>>38636825
not even vaguely accurate
>>38614150
>Me but female and high on cotton candy and rainbows
Mite b cool
>>38639134
is the floor OK?
http://personalitycafe.com/enfj-forum-givers/180207-love-enfj-i-shouldnt-love.html#/topics/180207
I read this earlier today and it got me to wondering, are ENFJs supposed to be Chads? Summary of thread
>February 2014
>INFJ girl lives with INTJ boyfriend, but has a crush on ENFJ friend
>One of ENFJ's friends is also in love with him and confesses her love during a vacation outing, but he is with someone
>ENFJ's girlfriend cheats on him, ENFJ-kun leaves her
>thread ends in August '14 with INFJ-chan coming back to confirm that she left her boyfriend to be with the ENFJ, and they are dating now
>>38632926
INTJ here no one I hate more than Trotsky fucking hell shoot me.
>>38631708
>INFP is Edward Norton
>ISTP is Tyler Durden
This explains why so many of my favorite characters are ISTPs despite being a pussy INFP
>>38644286
no
they just related to each other and the relationships for them before was bad
you autist
>>38644496
Read the god damn thread, the INTJ was a nice guy. He was the farthest thing from abusive.
>>38644532
>the intj was a nice guy
kek
youre so stupid
If she didn't like him she didn't like him
get over it sperg
"nice guy" is a vague attribute
t.INFJ
>>38644548
INTJ's get shit on in every personality thread.
>>38644548
Learn how to express yourself, ESL. Yes, you like who you like; that has nothing to do with you calling him abusive
>>38644594
>>38644604
take your autism pills ma doods
>>38644621
You sound awfully dumb for an infj
>>38644621
epic takedown bro
>>38644654
>>38644661
wew lad
you guys are dumb
>>38613101
Hitler was an SJW
>>38644674
>you're dumb
>no you're dumb
ok
Post Yours, Your favourite, Your least favourite
>INFP
>ISFJ
>ENTP
>>38644688
>you're dumb
>no you're dumb
>ok
ok
>>38644548
You're an infj?
Please help me, I am in pain
I need someone to talk to
>>38644718
what is wrong anon, ill be here all day for you
>>38644717
neck yourself lad.
>>38644770
>neck yourself lad.
why, i have a gf
>>38644737
my mom is crazy and thinks my dad is cheating on her
my dad is nice and would never cheat
she tried to kill him in his sleep to make sure he would never go back to the 'other woman' (who doesn't even exist)
now hes in the hospital and my mom might be going away to jail forever
i live with my parents at 19 and i love them both and it feels like my world is collapsing
>>38644790
i need you to vouch for her to be taken to a mental ward over jail
That way you can visit her more often and she'll be out sooner.
pat pat baby anon
>>38636433
INTJ
Team Fortress 2
>>38613101
bipolar INTP reporting in. what do i win?
>>38644707
ESFJ
INTP, they really get me
Based on the dude posting a little while ago, INFJ
>>38644790
are you doing okay anon
please be there
>>38620645
>>38624325
Somehow these meme goes around that all INTJs are overconfident masterminds.
In my opinion many INTJs(like me) are cursed with a consistent self-doubt.
The question "what if i'm wrong" always lures over my head.
I want to kms but I'm afraid I will be reborn an INTP again.
Nobody deserves this.
>>38645631
>intp
>bad
>being born a male infp
>literally doomed to become a tranny
>>38615734
INTP here.
I got bingo three times.
>>38645631
How is INTP Bad? You are literally a lonertype that to some extent is okay with living in his/her head.
Of course human interaction is needed but far less than other types.
>>38634587
Fellow INTP here, my political views are in complete contradiction to my personal benefit also. It's the curse of the INTP to value truth even more so than themselves, I suppose.
>>38645631
Fucking lmao, INTP's are fairly socially accepted, you can at least get by with your intelligence, and you can hold your tongue and come off as a full blown normie.
Being born a male INFP is literally a death sentence, you are ridiculed by everyone because of your values. You abandon logic and because of this people see you as retarded. Literally every aspect of your personality is autistic and there is no way to hide it unless you accept it and embrace self deprecation and give up all your dignity.
Male INFPs were literally designed to be alone forever
Life is truly suffering
>>38630340
I'm not a complete bitch.
Actually self aware and not a cry baby.
I only really get deep into emotions and thoughts late night but to me that's just a sign that I need to get some sleep.
>>38630340
I dont bend over for people but im a sarcastic asshole and im easily rustled when someone says something mean to me
>>38628065
I would too, but online introverts sometimes have resentment towards their extrovert brethren
Samefag from original INTP v ENTP post
>>38630385
ENTP fag here, don't idolize, practically went crazy out of loneliness as ENTP, INTPs the most similar won't talk about anything and everyone else I know is either a douchebag or emotionally unstable
>>38632149
Joker if you think comic wise, ENTPs are the jokers, I more than most I guess on account of laughing at everything to an extent people actually get freaked out and avoid me
>>38635533
>good mental health
Other ENTP here, how did you achieve this, the isolation and incompatibility with the others drove me mad as a kid, it was either madness or suicide so I chose madness, now I can't interracial without scaring or depressing others, will laugh where others cry, laughs at everything, everyone literally thinks I'm the joker
>>38636340
ENTP here, samefag called joker when in school, can confirm accuracy when viewed by outsiders
>>38630314
watch pic related, eric andre show is basically live action space ghost
>>38620221
Dont be a bitch, thats how we'll like you
>>38613101
am INFJ and this thread makes me happy
>>38613101
Is being near the middle for most categories good or bad?
>>38649866
Good, because that gives you room to hope that you aren't an INTP
>>38644707
>ENFP
>INFP / J
>ES** / only N I hate are ENTPs and half of INTJs
>>38644707
>ENTP
>INTJ
>ESFJ
>>38644707
>ENTP
>INTP
>Anything extroverted apart from other ENTPs and IxFx
>>38644707
>INTP
>INFP
>ESFP
>>38613821
...
NOOOOOOOOOO
I THINK I'M ACTUALLY LIKE THIS
HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NOT REALIZE I'M LIKE THIS
>>38613254
I think of bugs as little aliens. Their lives are important to me and I always try and help them. It sucks being so different from other people but I just really love bugs. Of course there are limits. My RV somehow had cockroaches in it once so I set off a bug bomb. If my life is being interfered with in a way that I find to be very uncomfortable, I will kill bugs. Like mosquitoes after a while. Or if I had bed bugs or lice I would not be cool with that. In fact once I did have lice and felt bad for killing them. But anyway, bugs fascinate me and it's like coexisting with cute little aliens. I imagine there being large advanced life forms that humans would be at the mercy of, and it's scary to imagine being a bug. Small and helpless. That's why I always try and be friendly to them.
>>38644707
>ENTP
>INFJ
>INTP
>>38650902
thats so cute
you are very precious anon lets get married
>>38644707
Mine: ISTP
Fave: ISTP
Least fave: the ones that make you an sjw
>>38630385
I would rather be INTP honestly isolation is way worse as an E
>>38632926
>ENTP
>Christopher Hitchens
Jesus fuck, how can I get the worse Hitchens
>>38634587
I would read your manifesto Anon.
>Every single aspect of my personality down to my physical health make me undesirable in the society I have ideally envisioned
I mean hey it didn't stop Hitler.
>>38636433
>ENTP
>MGS
>tfw infp
>tfw everytime i think of something mean but dont even say it, i want to kill myself
reminder that ISTJ's are just ENTP's who do instead of think about doing
>>38652369
fuck i meant ISTP
>>38620916
>Can easily be Chads even if autistic
This is so true it hurts. I feel like a sociopath when trying to get dates because everything I do is so calculated to be successful, do I have problem?
I'm ISTP, but some of the descriptions on ISTPs apply to me, completely.
It's been said that ISTPs spend most of their time thinking of solutions to any problems, which is true for me, but only if I'm faced with a problem. Most of the time I'm just daydreaming of realistic fantasies or thinking of an idea for a movie or song.
But I am impulsive. >>38652369
>>38644707
ISTP
Any Dominant Thinking Types
Any Dominant Feeling Types
>>38617049
>ISTP
I was tested when I was 7, to have an IQ of 107.
INFP here, should i just an hero or is there hope?
yeah it was outside
The mbti shit does not work for people with bipolar disorder
>>38616598
What's this a reference to?
>>38615734
Only missing like three boxes. Well, I guess it's alright, because it called me gifted.
dont get too far into this meme, it may make you cringe when you're older. i dont know if thats good or bad but it can be avoided anyway if you just dont
>>38620221
Well, my gf is the shadow dimension ideal gf meme. Maybe you could be one of those fuckers
>>38630033
>share on facebook
>thinks its real
Your McIQ test proves nothing
>>38615734
INTJ
Weed was only for like one year during my teens though, and booze only occasional. Can't see what that book is.
All ENTPs need to fucking hang
>>38655408
t. suicidal INFP typing this on his phone on his way to the nearest bridge where he will commit suicide just because he's so pathetic
>muh zodiac signs for cool kids
>>38615734
>every box applies to me
Just fucking end it
>>38638626
INTP (this post >>38635189)
Land down under.
Probably too late for getting a reply now.
>tfw intj
is there even a difference between intj and aspergers
>INFP
>Big ass huntsman spider crawls down the wall and onto my bed
>Pick it up, take a bunch of selfies with it and then put it back in the curtains where it might be warmer
I come from a land down under
>ESTP
>every anon hates me
p..please dont hate me
>>38657567
We only hate you because you keep coming here, normalfag.
Go away, go be with people that won't hate you.
Just leave us alone, please.
>>38657567
ayo, what's up fellow brother?
t. ESTP
>>38657585
but I like you guys, its harder being an estp than you think
everybody hates me because I can't keep out of arguments and I feel the need to interject myself everywhere. people find it annoying and those who know me think im really arrogant
>>38657610
hello anon! do you have similar problems?
>>38657635
>do you have similar problems?
Like what problems? being arrogant? i think i tend to be very vocal when something doesnt go the way i want or anything takes too slow. I also take stupid risks and dont take anything seriously - everything is a big joke to me.
>>38657635
>its harder being an estp than you think
Refer to this 2 day old post
>>38614465
ESTP is one of the happiest types, real robot types have it far worse.
They're why we don't like you here, because it feels like you're equating your generally more minor issues to our utter travesty shitshows of lives.
>>38613470
>isfp
>actually being able to draw
inaccurate
>>38657567
>>38657610
>>38657635
>>38657670
I wish these normies could see how unwelcome they are. Why do you come here? What is here for you?
>>38657716
>Why do you come here? What is here for you?
I relate to a lot of stuff here.Besides i'm 24 khv
>>38657700
I didnt say it was as bad as yours. I still acknowledge that I probably lead a better life than most, but that doesnt mean I dont have problems and that I cant possibly sympathise with you people.
Ive tried killing myself a fair 4 times. My dad doesnt consider me his son, I have no job because nobody will hire me and Im also a khv. I dont have it easy, I just want to find solace in people who I could call acquaintances in the least.
>>38657743
Fine, here's the secret to not being hated for being ESTPStop calling yourself ESTP and just lie about being another similar type
>>38657813
>>38657813
NEW THREAD
>>38657813
>>38657813come on in
>>38657780
saying im a different personality type to a bunch of robots somehow makes me behave differently in public and makes people like me?
hm, Ill think about it anon
>>38644707
>INFJ
>ENTP
>ESTJ
>>38650938
You wouldn't like me when I'm married.