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Who /literallyimpossiblestandards/ here?
>tfw you can't settle for anything less than a christian virgin saving herself for marriage
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>>38595607
>NGE
Neck yourself if you actually like that show
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>>38595607
They do exist, you just have to look hard enough and act quickly enough.
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>>38595607
>Christian virgin
>Literally impossible
No where even close to impossible, but why would you want a religicuck anyways?
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What's the point of having impossible standards, especially if you've never or barely even dated anyone?
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>>38595607
go to church then you mong or become a mormon or something there heaven sounds pretty dope
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>>38595607
Thanks for saving 99% of women for the rest of us.
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>>38595777
god agrees anon look at them trips
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>>38595777
>just convert
Sorry, bud, but unless you live in the third world that's not viable. Mormon women marry ex-missionaries and they marry young. So unless you want "last picks", you're already too late.
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>>38595748
That girl is way too hot to have had less than 20 penises inside of her.
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Atleast you still have desire for the third dimension
>tfw completely and utterly repulsed by real girls, and can only get off to ahegao hentai, but still crave love deep down
Sometimes i wish i never had discovered anime, maybe the loneliness would have forced me to go out and actually meet people, but i just cant be bothered now
also im getting too old, girls my age has been with multiple guys, multiple relationships, and no way in hell has anyone had their hymen since they were 13
I guess its just me and my chinese cartoons then
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>>38595607
Right here.
I want a girl who avoids alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. Who has no tattoos or brightly colored hair, no stretched ears, tongue or lip piercings. And is a Christian. In this day and age I'm destined to just die alone.
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>>38595840
ats bullshit dont they have so party thing were all the singles meet up rememeber seening a doc about it
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>>38595705
the rebuild movies were better
but yeah, its pretty meh, i dont know why normiefags are so obsessed about it
sure asuka and rei is pretty qt, but that's it
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>>38595866
>>38595748
Nope, she's never been with a guy in school and wears a purity ring. Volunteers at homeless shelters and shit.
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>>38595911
you dont know shit untill you spread her labia and see for youself anon
women always lie about their virginity
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>>38595770
It's not like I choose to have impossible standards. I just can't stand the idea of being with someone who doesn't see sex as something to be exclusively enjoyed between a man and his wife as ordained by God. I have no interest in normie women who think sex is a recreational activity to be done with everyone.
>>38595777
>mormon
>pic related
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>>38595911
wft and she likes guiness and horse racing she a catholic irish gypo
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>>38595903
>party thing
They have a separate ward some places with their own activities. But I'm telling you, the ones that are dogshit ugly or fucked in the head get married in college. I suppose you could find a convert girl there that isn't bottom-of-the-barrel, but she's not going to be a virgin.
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>>38595911
But I'm sure she lost her hymen "horseback riding" when she went away to college.
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>>38595954
well you try finding a nice virgin catholic girl who isnt a pro rapugee
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>>38595974
its ur defeatist attitude ats holding you back no harm in dating are you a virgin anon
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>>38595951
Looks pretty clean. I'm telling you, she's a good girl.
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>>38596022
>its ur defeatist attitude ats holding you back
I'm going by OP's requirements, not my own. I'm sharing my experience since I was raised in the church.
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>>38596079
that isn't enough
get a flashlight, get her to spread the labia, and look for pic related
if it doesn't look like this, she isn't a virgin
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>Who /literallyimpossiblestandards/ here?
me except I want a non sjw socialist gf who just happens to be a virgin but wasn't saving herself for marriage
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>>38595954
lmaoing at you christian larpers
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>>38596156
YEs she is! She doesn't even know how to spread it properly.
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>>38595607
The ideal gf threads really fuck me up. I see elements of a girl that I really like, suddenly I want nothing less.
My ideal gf, and I won't settle for anything less is now pic related.
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If you can pull 18-year-olds, you might actually make this happen.
Do you have something that a pure Christian waifu would want? Are you even a Christian virgin yourself?
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>>38596236
can't see any hymen
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>>38595607
be me
have impossible standards:
>is at least a little bit cute
>likes me
>exists
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>>38595911
>purity ring
>he thinks that magically stops the penis
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>>38596324
>>38596324
>It's okay to hit me. I probably deserved it.
So you're looking for someone to abuse, then?
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>>38596324
You want a girl who's entire persona is based on clinging to you?
And I thought only normalfags were narcissists. Boy was I swindled.
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>>38595607
How am I supposed to feel sorry for you again?
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>>38595906
>the rebuild movies were better
I hope this is fucking bait
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>>38595607
Not impossible OP. I dated a christian girl who was saving herself for marriage.
Just be persistent and talk to women like it's nothing. That's the problem the majority of robots have; they are too easily discouraged. They compare themselves to people who have it easier and opt out of trying because they have to work harder than those people to get what they have.
>inb4 a bunch of robots sperg at me for being a normalfag and show me reddit screencaps
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>>38595607
Iktf op. I want a huge breasted titcow pawg (not bbw but chubby is fine) who cares for me and wants to be bred and fed. When I say titcow I mean legit macromastia. Throw in some slutty bubbliness as well.
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>>38596636
>You want a girl who's entire persona is based on clinging to you?
Who doesn't?
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literally impossible in that I can't go back in time and make sure that I become friends with people that would've actually been good friends to have had
instead I tried dating one and ignored the other
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>>38596879
me. i want a girl who can challenge me and hit me where it hurts, share her own ideas with me so i can call her a delusional pleb
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>>38595607
won't settle for anything less than a girl who is
>a year younger than me
>a foot shorter than me
>has pale skin
>Has natural darker than black hair. Hair that appears blueish.
>Has big bright green eyes
>has a small mouth and nose
>Is skinny
>Is a virgin
>is non-religious
>is a tomboy
>is shy and quiet, and prefers inside activities to outdoors activities
>is smart
>almost stalker towards me.
>wears baggy clothing
>Is a goth
>has no tattoos or piercings
My standards are impossible. I've never met a girl in real life who has non-dyed black hair on pale skin. Crispy is the only internet girl who was tolerably attractive.
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I just want a fuck toy
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>A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands, without being too slutty about things, and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
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>>38597006
>challenge me
Least thing I want in a relationship are challenges, I can find those for myself.
Just a sucker for eternal boring hug and reassure one another sessions, followed by some rough and kinky sex. Guess my insecurities are showing.
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>>38595607
A girl at least 6 / 10 that isn't disgusted by me
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>>38597237
maybe i'm just being more idealistic in hoping to one day find a woman i don't feel insecure around
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