What things did you get in trouble for in school?
>>38595414
School? Lol bitch I just got out of jail
repeatedly going into the boys bathroom
Drawing instead of paying attention in class. One hardcore kid.
I used to scratch drawings into my skin. It was the only thing that stopped me from tearing up at school. When they caught me, I told them my cat scratched me
>>38596226
so they just believed you had a very artistic cat that scratched drawings into your skin? sounds legit
>>38595414
Drugs, weapons, skipping classes, attitude, the usual
>>38596226
>tfw you did have a cat that regularly scratched the fuck out of your arm
>tfw fooling around with a pair of scissors one day and the teacher jumps to the wrong conclusion then takes them away from me
>>38595414
>1st grade or so
>recess time
>try to pull of someone's sweater they have around their waist
>end up pulling his pants down
>get away with it
This was the worst thing I've done in school.
I tried to get a teacher accused of being a pedo because I thought it would be funny. Managed to talk my way out of the shitstorm that followed
Mostly for not doing my homework. I kept getting bounced back and forth between the advanced and remedial classes.
I smacked a female classmate in middle school. I was getting bullied at the time so when this girl started bad mouthing me I snapped. Needless to say I was the only one that got in trouble.
>>38595414
>What things did you get in trouble for in school?
Basically everything that wouldn't get me expelled or imprisoned, skipping classes, fighting, leaving school early, arguing with a teacher during class, and so on. I still have a drawer with 400+ disciplinary reports, and I didn't even finish high school. Honestly though, while I did earn most of them, my teachers really fucking hated me.
>>38595414
Jump kicked a door once to open it for someone coming in from outside who was locked out. Assistant principal saw and dragged me to the office and told me to wait because she had some else to do????? I ran away and never heard anything about it again.
>>38595414
Most things. Violence, not doing my homework, skipping class, skipping school, the works. Didn't for looking up porn but I did that too.
I threw a paper airplane made out of a groups presentation poster in class. Got suspended for 3 days
I got into the roof to get a ball.
I copied a powerpoint presentation into an usb and someone said i was copying the exams to the teacher.
>>38595414
Kindergarden I was playing air guitar with my penis like jumping around shouting and banging my head, while other kids in class were pissing all over the foor in bathroom teacher came in to see commotion we all got in trouble
>>38595414
Gym changing in locker rooms like 7th grade some chars held down a robot pulled his pants down and we spit on his penis
nothing, I was a good boy
I took off my shoes in class
>>38596400
Holy shit are you me?
>honors program in middle school
>don't ever do hw and focus on making friends
>people are annoyed and i become class retard that everyone fucks with (imagine kids bullying an actual retard)
>get put in actual slow class because teachers can not deal with me
>tfw prestigous university and still failing because of assignments
>Kick a football
>It hits some girls head
>She legit falls down just leaning over to the side and falling to the floor like some cardboard cutout, or like when a goat gets nervous is goes still and falls to the side
> Threw a ball at someone not letting me have a turn on bikes (didn't speak any english at the time)
> Made an archaic candle holder out of lego blocks, accused of building a gun
things I never got trouble or attention for
> Spitting in the face of a swarthy arab acquaintance for no reason
> Opening the back door of the school bus going down a hill
> Cut myself up with a razor sitting alone at lunch and left bloodsoaked napkins lying around
> Masturbating in the library
i went to 1 class a week in the last grade of highschool
Used to download roms and play them on the school computers until the library bitch found out and pushed me off my seat while i was playing Kirby Crystal Shards to see what i was doing.
Needless to say i got multiple other kids into it and the administrators treated me like i was the leader of some drug ring or something.
>>38596979
For me it was more like:
>learn in second grade that the teachers don't bother if you don't do the homework, still go on to next grade anyway
>start of middle school score high on all the tests going in so they give me extra hard homework that class doesn't cover
>feels good, so I try to do it
>dad yells at me when I dont understand it until I start hyperventilating
>stop doing homework
>get put in remedial classes
>in highschool where you actually have to pass classes do the bare minimum to pass
>decide to actually try again
>do homework
>after tests teacher stops the class to berate me while the classes watches about how I score higher on test than everyone else, including my crush, the girl who ended up being valedictorian
>get embarrassed
>back to not studying
Now that I type it out its no wonder I'm an emotionally crippled shut-in
>>38597959
>my teacher got mad at me for doing good on a test
Where the fuck did you go to school, some niggerville shithole?
>>38598179
>>38598179
She got mad because I did well when I was failing before. The context is important. But I will grant you that yelling at a student for acing a test is counter productive.
>>38595414
>fourth grade
>teacher assigns seats
>get sat next to a faggy kid that won't stop bothering me
>tell the teacher I need to move
>"anon, part of growing up is learning to deal with people you don't like"
>next day kid is bothering me more than ever
>remember something I read in an Andy griffiths book
>I draw a line between us on the table (no desks, just had tables+chairs)
>tell him "if you cross this line you're dead meat"
>he pokes his finger across
>smack a wooden ruler down the line
>he starts tearing up
>for some reason the dumb fucker puts his head on the table
>starts squirming over the line
>guess he thinks I don't have the balls to hit him in the face
>smack him right across the head, most of the hit goes into his ear
>huge crack sound
>teacher hears and runs over
>kid's bawling like a bitch
I got suspended and then the teacher finally sat me elsewhere.
>>38596131
I had a friend in elementary school who got detention for reading while the teacher was talking.
>>38596368
Green text please. Were the m or f?
Reading books.
It's funny, because I never got in trouble for crushing up Japanese candy and snorting it like drugs or talking about rape hentais with my friend.
>>38598501
It was her fault for not letting you sit somewhere else.It would have happened eventually. Also Same for getting in trouble for reading
>>38595414
Got BTFO'd for making an edgy school shooting joke. That was in 6th grade and i still haven't lived it down.
That was 15 years ago man
Having a revenge list they found on me one day. They sent me to the school shrink for it and took it away. Had to pretend to be fine and it was just for kicks. Now I don't remember who owed me what, except that one kid that squeezed orange peels in my eyes.
>>38595414
I got in a fight three times with the same person who was kinda bullying me. It was really satisfying that I beat his ass and he called some fucboi to come and beat me in pabic but then he realised it's going to be more problematic for him so he told me to not answer my phone or shit.
>Tfw I beat his ass 3 times but I was still the weird kid with 3-4 friends and he was popular despite getting humiliated by the "quiet kid"
>Tfw I wish I could've got in trouble and get expelled so I can get out from that hellhole with dignity and return to my actual friends' school
On a side note wtf is with you Americans and suspensions? How is making someone not go to school a punishment? I mean ofc you'd probably get expelled if you got suspended often but I wish I could've done stupid shit and get suspended so I can take a break from time to time.
>7th grade
>super bored in during the lesson
>have a lighter in my pocket i dont even know why
>stupid blond girl sitting in front of me
>look at my friend
>just burn her hair
>big smoke comes out
>nobody notices for 10 seconds but felt like eternity
pic not related
>>38595414
Bulling, selling Legos and sneaking in the classroom when it was closed.
>>38600688
>bulling
What did you do, fuck Chad's girlfriend multiple times as he watched?
Having a weed belt. I didn't even like weed but it was the only belt I had and I only had it because my dumb pothead step-brother. They didn't buy that though, so I had to take a sharpie and black out all the leaves and for some reason they took that.
>Be me
>8th grade
>Sneek to bathroom with math homework
>get caught on the way back to class
>Get detention
>Get my fucking parents called
In my opinion, it should show responsibility that I was trying to finish my hw at all cost
>>38595414
Thinking for myself, speaking back to teachers, etc.
I'd often voice my opinions, stand my ground and try to reason with folks, but go figure not everyone is capable of reason.
There were times it proved opposite of troublesome, with a bit of charm, charisma or simple wits I was able to persuade teachers on some matters that made our lives easier.
>>38600835
t. Autistic retard
Destroyed some school computers by putting mayonnaise in the disk drive, stabbing internal components through the vents, pouring water inside them. I just said it was someone else and didn't get in trouble somehow.
Assault, violence against government official then assault again.
Shit sux
>>38595414
Trying to kick my bullies' asses
I got shit marks for never doing my homework and I'd get in trouble for talking out of turn. A couple times they sent me to the "responsibility room" as punishment.
>>38596335
i know that feeling
>tfw have an agressive cat
>have to wear long sleeves all the time to hide the really big scratches i have all the time on my arms to avoid weird looks
>>38595414
"cyberbullying" on omegle and making fun of a special ed kid on the bus by teaching him racial slurs
also almost got expelled in 5th grade for keeping a "revenge list" because i saw on tv
i did a lot of shit in 5th grade (pickpocketing, spying, deleting some autistic kid's school assignments from his account) but didn't get caught for most of it
got banned from using computers by the end of the year tho
>>38595414
I went full rambo and beat up whoever was a bully.It got me excluded and now i just don't even care about getting up from my bed.
singing a katy perry song to an autistic classmate. not even fucking kidding. the teacher made all the boys in the class to apologize to him one by one for that.
>>38601200
What would the responsibility room be?
>>38595414
>page 3 of some uk newspapers used to have a chick with her tits out (until feminists got it banned a few years ago)
>be me, 12-13 year old edgelord
>buy said newspaper
>at bust stop after school
>tear out page 3
>run over to church across the road and stick nekkid booby lady on church
>much lels
>5 months later
>get into a fight over accidentally bursting a hakky sack
>dude was there at bus stop and tells teacher to try no get me in shit for something
>teacher is clearly furious with me but can't do shit
>get punishment excersize and a phone call home
>grandmother died the same day so parents don't give a fuck.
>win
>>38595414
defending myself from bullies.
I didn't get in trouble for it, but i would pickpocket stuff and steal money from people's bags when they weren't there, especially after the sports class, i would leave 10 minutes earlier and go take small amounts of money from multiple people (so it's not obvious) and would go back and sit in the bathroom for a while. Stopped because some started being too suspicious.
>Swimming class every week during last period.
>dude pisses on my towel
>next week
>piss in his shoes and throw his socks in the toilet.
>he has choice of walking home barefoot or in piss covered feet
>walks home barefoot and turns up home with cut feet
>his mother calls the school
>neither of us ever allowed back in swim class.
I also shit in the pool once for giggles but no one found out it was me.
>>38601683
Kek, I did that to my tormentors too in exactly the same fashion senpai. You dindu nuffin wrong.
>be me
>6 y/o in first grade
>See friends throwing pine cones like bombs and shit
>Hellye.png
>Pick one up and aim it
>"ANON! COME TO THE OFFICE!"
>areyoufuckingserious.jpg
>There were more than three other kids actually throwing them
>I hadn't even thrown it yet but I got called out
>Tfw get two weeks of detention in Elementary school for almost throwing a pinecone
>found out later that one kid actually got cut really bad from one but the kid who threw it got off scot-free because I got called out before he did
>still the only thing I've ever gotten in trouble for at school
>>38601828
i used basically all of it to buy food to eat during breaks, most of them probably never even noticed, considering i had some loaded classmates.
>>38601901
Are you me? I spent it all on snacks too and I went to private school with a bunch of rich stuck up twats whom I hated. I really wanted to punish one particular dick head so I took all his money, that's what made everyone suspicious.
>>38601657
>get sick and tired of swirlies, wet willies, and getting pushed around in general
>teachers know and don't do shit
>decide to fight back and keep lunch money one day
>get suspended
>mommy grounds me even though I've told her about this the last year and she didn't do shit about it
>"there are other ways to get rid of bullies, sweetie"
>>38602001
She was right, there are definitely better more effective ways
>>38595414
>be last day of 5th grade
>everybody wants a fight to happen
>lunch is the last thing of the day (get out early because it's the lady day)
>I tell them I'll make the first move if others join in
>agreed
>lunch time
>everybody in the cafeteria
>I open a packet of ketchup and syrup from the mornings breakfast
>throw them across to the other side
>one of the guys yells "food fight"
>too bad he's a fucking mouse of a kid and nobody understood him
>no food fight
>got a lot of weird looks
>got syrup on oneitis
>got taken to the office
>let out 15 minutes later and picked up by my grandparents
>>38601996
on the topic of rich classmates, it's nice to see how some people get advantages for living in a rural area because they have a huge villa just outside the city. I remember a project where they would mark a protofolio you had to make you got bonus points for:
- being a female
-living in a rural area
-not having both parents present
-having a mental disability
-something else i dont remember
and a girl got all of them because her dad make bank in italy and she paid to be prescribed a small mental problem that she probably didnt even have, and denied someone the ability of getting some valuable knowledge and experience, as well as not caring or paying attention herself
>>38602001
here's my story
>get bullied by kids for years
>this one big fat bitch called Kelly was especially mean
>she had temper issues, school gave her a special card which let her leave class whenever she wanted to calm down
>abused it heavily
>walking out of cafeteria one day, she's walking in
>decides to scream in my face
>was taught to ignore bullies and turn the other cheek, made them pick on me harder
>this time I tell her to fuck off and start walking away
>she runs after me and starts kicking and punching me
>keep trying to get away
>stupid bitch gets her leg stuck in my messenger bag, she fucking faceplants on the floor
>gets up and starts attacking me harder
>her friends are egging her on
>leaders of local youth group are there for some reason, pull her off of me
Later I got called to the office and got told I was getting an isolation for the whole incident. I tried to defend myself, but those cunts at the youth club said that I was fighting back for some reason, even though they only saw the latter part of the whole thing. They also used her friends as evidence, I don't know why. Specifically remember crying really hard while my mum was on the phone and they were telling her all this. I can't remember if she was on my side or not. This is one of many stories of the hell I suffered at that fucking school.
I got suspended in HS for getting a blowjob on-campus and getting caught.
One day I forgot to bring lunch to school so I snuck into the teachers' lounge and stole a kiwi and a bottle of chocolate milk. Next week the school resource officer pulled me out of class and I got suspended.
>>38598501
you did the right thing anon thats pretty funny
>>38595414
Nothing i was a good boy. Didnt get detention once.
>>38595414
For the last time, I'm not letting you through the gate.
>>38595414
>not paying attention in class
>sent to the principle
>principle notices intense anxiety
>free
>>38595414
sleeping, talking, playing vidya, pretending i was raping my friend, laughing at a teacher, drawing a swastika on my black mate's shave head during class, bullying someone in a group work untill he left the classroom crying, reading, listening to music, and simply not doing anything. i'm still really amazed ive finished high school
>>38595414
Is that fucking Lula?
>autism
>get a- on a test i studied way too hard for because the test was bullshit
>reeee
>tell teacher to hang himself
>get suspended from all of his classes
>>38595414
I've listed the times I've been in trouble from the most amount of times I've gotten in trouble for an act to the least amount of times I've gotten in trouble for an act:
>sleeping in class (Daily)
>skipping school (Weekly, but sometimes twice or more a week)
>not turning in homework/bad grades (At least weekly)
>getting into a fight (A few times throughout school)
Still managed to graduate as a D student thanks to tests and poor punishments for skipping school. I was the second last in our graduating class rank-wise, behind someone who flunked out.
One time I talked about crush porn in class and the teacher called home, thankfully my mother was a drunk so she wasn't awake.
>pulling chairs from under people
>orchestrating large-scale organized coughing whenever the bad smelling kid walked past
>spreading toothpaste on someone's chair when they were just about to sit
>throwing an orange like a baseball from the other side of the cafeteria into a wall
>eating in class
>talking in class
>escaping from detention
Good times
>Skipping Class
>Arguing with teachers when they had no clue what they were talking about
>Doing good on tests
>Calling an idiot a retard
>SLEEPING IN A STUDY HALL
>Vaping in the bathroom (We all did it)
>Vaping in Class
>Listening to music during an independent project
>Sleeping during class/Looking at the clock
>Not doing my homework
>Oddly enough I never got in trouble when I almost got into a fight with a gang of niggers but wutever
High School was the biggest waste of my fucking time and I don't miss it. It's only fun if you're naturally athletic or popular.
How about some stories of what have you done at school that you were surprised you got away with?
>Managed to take a couple of office passes junior year
>Couple of days were I asked to go to the bathroom, got out
>went to a friends class, handed teacher a office pass for friend
>waited till friend got out, then they did the same for me
>spent the rest of the period in the computer lab playing TF2
Reading when I was supposed to be out on the playground. I would also read when I was supposed to do other stuff but they got angriest when I would read outside because I was supposed to socialize with the other kids.
>>38595414
I almost got in trouble once for carving little dead bodies into my desk. I blamed it on a kid in my class and he got into horrible trouble for it.
At the time I was fucking terrified and dreaded every day that I would be suspended and caught but surely enough, nothing happened to either one of us. I never got in trouble for anything.
GLORY TO ARSTOZKA *Papers Please theme plays*
breaking off a sprinkler head for the fire system indoors, major water damage to part of the school.
When I was in 4th grade I got in trouble for slapping a 1st grade girl on the ass. I don't know why I did it.
>>38604248
Nice, was she hot? What was your punishment?
>>38604320
She was cute. IIRC she was one of my sister's friends. And the punishment wasn't severe, it was two or three days of not being allowed to go out for recess or something like that.
>Elementry
Bullying
Throwing rocks
having a gang of kids stealing pine needles for our much better fort
Fighting a grade 7 kid while grade 3 and winning (kicked him in the balls then repeatedly in the face)
Threatening to kill a kid who picked on the handicapped kid
>middle school
B&E
Throwing a kid into a dumpster
Hiding friends booze/weed in my locker
Fighting
>highschool
Lifting the rear end of a teacher's smart car in grade 12 with some friends and pushing it into the ditch
Fighting more
Selling smokes
Bullying
Stealing
Arranging fights for others
Principle thought I was the ring leader of some non existant gang at this point. In reality I just had alot of stupid friends who would do stupid shit because I told them.
Skipped more days/classes then I showed up to
Set school record for it apparently when principle finally called me out on it
I remember one time a teacher doing attendance, he came to my name I was sitting right infront of him. He asked after saying my name 3 times "does anyone who anon is or if he even goes to this school anymore?" Whole class staring at me erupted into laughter.
I laughed and just walked out
Other teachers told me not show up if I had no intention of showing up every day
Stopped showing up entirely and still graduated somehow.
25 now and make a decent salary
I still do miss the good old days of being a shithead though.
>>38604392
>4th grade
>touch a girl Inappropriately
>"No recess for a week young man!"
Where are you from? If I did that in 1st grade my teacher would've called my mommy and I would've gotten in worse shit than that.
>>38595414
One day I went but didn't enter the classes so the teachers wouldn't knew I was there. Then during one class hour I went and broke like 6 windows, then hid in the bathroom with my friends playing DS
>>38604438
People like you deserve to suffer.
>>38604543
Looking back on the incident as an adult, I'm also pretty shocked I got off that easy.
>>38604617
I completely agree with you.
I suffered for 8 yrs after graduating.
Finally picking up the pieces at 25 and I've become a much better person since.
Long road ahead but I better myself one step every day.
Even though at times I'm still thrown back in progress, I will keep going forward and nothing will stop me.
>>38604714
fellow gradeschool bully here who's turned around in their 20s and regretted it ever since
what do you think you would do if one of your victims confronted you now?
>>38604735
I've thought about this alot and it greatly depends on how they confront me.
If they came for vengeance than what other option would I have but to make them realize the error of that choice.
If they however came to discuss it and just call me an asshole then I would apologize for the horrible shit I did.
Even if it doesn't make up for it I want to at least say I'm sorry.
I truly do regret being an asshole to others.
I've learned to live my life in peace since those days and nothing really gets to me enough that I would want to harm another.
But I refuse to let anyone walk all over me/anyone I know like I did to them.
>high school
>talk all the fucking time during class
>when I look back on it I cringe quite a bit but at the time we didn't really get it
>used to talk pretty much constantly except for right after teachers yelled at us>in the end we never got detentions/in any trouble because we had good grades and never did anything else wrong
Livin' on the edge.
>>38595414
Skipping, i just didn't go, i had 40 days of skipping each semester
>>38595414
We got caught with a friend selling pictures of naruto hentai we printed out for other kids at school when we were 12
>>38595414
I punched a girl in middle school, she was bullying me and once pulled the shit out of my hair one day and refused to let go, so I hit her on automatic reaction. She started crying despite it being a bitch hit and I got in school suspension for 3 days for hitting a girl and she got off free. Even then it wasn't really a punishment though, it was a tiny town (my entire grade at the time had only 100 people) so the teachers knew every student and the one in charge of the iss didn't think it was right that someone who literally never talked or did anything but sit around and read got in trouble and she let me just do some crossword searches and shit instead of any of the shitty punishment packets they had.
Ranted to my crush / childhood friend before the AP week Junior year that:
I was into smol smol girls.
Had impregnation fantasies.
Killed baby mice I found in the yard.
Tried to poison her bf with my piss in 8th grade.
Am currently trying to poison another crush's prom date with salmonella w/ detailed google doc of plan.
Had fantasies of taking her flesh and cloning her.
>She reported me to the school as making threats. 9 days suspension.
>I wrote her and my other crush a letter of apology. They reported it to the school as harassment. 3 days suspension.
>Feelsbetrayedman.
>Her mom files for a trespassing restraining order cuz I used to hang at her house.
>Now I can't go to my friend's house cuz that would mean crossing over her property.
>He's the only friend with an xbox one.
>Doublefuck.
>Goodbye chances of good college acceptances.
>I get blocked.
>Tfw make another fb account so I can see her beach pics.
>I need help.
>>38595414
3rd grade: pushed a girl off the swing for stealing my turn
4th grade: made fun of a kid, he cried
5th grade: got in 2 fights
6th grade: got in 1 fight
7th grade: got in 2 fights
8th grade: skipped a bunch of classes
9th grade: called a kid making fun of me a retarded faggot really loud. Had to take after school sensitivity class
12th grade: punched a kid running his mouth about my gf
Swearing, fighting, shit like that. Got away with skipping and leaving school early though.
>>38605517
I want to suck the saliva off of Onsa's tongue.
>>38596612
may or may not be real but I kekked
In 10th grade this kid kept fucking with me and I told him if he didn't stop i would stab him with a pencil. He did not stop and I stabbed him in the hand. He couldn't get it out and I got expelled.
>>38605668
>12th grade: punched a kid running his mouth about my gf
did you get suspended or how intense was the trouble?
>>38601068
>violence against government official
go on?
>>38595414
Elementary school, I threw a kid over my shoulder and into a fence for bullying one of my friends. Got detention.
Also got numerous detentions for talking during lunch time.
Middle school, I didn't. I started two fights, but got in trouble for neither.
High school, in 10th grade, I got permission not to attend my fifth period study hall (it was all the way across campus - a 15 minute walk), but the senile old teacher reported me to the principal anyways. Got a 6 am detention for that.
>grade 10 maths
>excuse myself to go to toilet
>come back near end of class
>big shit
>teacher doesn't believe me
>got a detention
>my mum even had to go to a parent teacher conference thing
>>38595414
Hiding pot in my pencil case And being a generally suicidal person. Got sent to the school psychologist every week.
Racism/homophobia
In 6th grade all the faggots who sat by me were rolling up notebook papers to pretend like they were smoking joints. So, to join in on what they were doing i took my bottle of white-out and pretended to sniff it. But the assholes all shot their hands in the air and screamed that i was trying to get high in class (they knew i wasn't, they were just assholes)
I got sent to the principal's office who threatened expulsion but let me off, and for the rest of my middle school years everyone called me shit like glue-sniffer.
>high school
>class field trip to food bank
>too many cooks in the kitchen
>get high with a friend out back
>lock ourselves in the pantry
>eat half the homeless people's food
>teacher banging on the door for 10 minutes
>both of us got paranoid
>thought it was a SWAT team so we didn't open
>just kept eating chips and other food bank stuffs
>staff member with key opens the door
>busted
>had to talk to school VP while high
>individually
>couldn't collude on a story
>obviously smell like weed
>both of us just made random shit up
>remember telling VP I was roleplaying as a health inspector
>5 day suspension
>>38606275
>Also got numerous detentions for talking during lunch time.
Am I missing something?
>>38595414
I accessed the hidden menu in a vending machine and found the test run option that systematically dumps the first of everything. Others saw how I did it and learned from me until the entire vending machine was cleared by lunchtime that day and it was blamed on me. My one and only suspension in highschool.
>got caught ditching
>brought to office and have to wait while they dish out punishments to every other moron
>fuckit.exe
>run out saying I have to use the restroom
>go to class late
>never got caught
>>38595414
I cut a small piece of a girls hair off at school but the teacher saw me do it.
I explained i just wanted a small bit of hair but she still said i was in the wrong and i got sent to the principles office.
When i explained i wanted some because it was really soft i simply got scolded and that was that.
It was in 1st grade.
I went to Elementary school in the countryside. The school had like 60 pupils and five teachers, and the building was very old. To go to the bathroom, you had to actually walk outside, then down the hill, take a right through a door and the bathrooms were there on the basement level. Some religious kid once had the bright idea to pee all over the walls and floors of the bathroom, so goin down there eventually triggered me to the point I decided to take matters into my own little hands.I lived a few miles from the school, so come the evening I hopped on my bike at the end of october and went to the school. It had been very warm during fall so I thought nothing of leaving the door wide open for the night, to get rid of the smell. I don't know if the janitor was just lazy or something, but those doors were never actually locked.
Well, of course that night turned out to be the first freezing night that fall. I think it went down to -10-15c. All the pipes froze, and come morning when it rose above zero, they all exploded. I came to school to see a truck and a bunch of plumbers everywhere. Of course, being 10, I had bragged to everyone that I had "found the solution to my problem"..
We didn't get the bill for the repairs, obviously, but I was in detention for a few weeks and they made sure to lock the doors properly fron there on out.
Best part? It worked. The water that came out of the broken pipes fixed the smell, and some cleaning ladies came and cleaned the smelly bathroom from top-to-bottom.
>>38606473
got another one
>skip too much class
>just walk home and play WoW
>actually come one day
>get called down to office
>too many unexplained absences
>we're giving you a 3 day suspension
>ok.jpg
>ding 60 with my orc warrior on moon guard
based
>>38606708
I also got into ALOT of fights in elementary school so they put me in anger management.
Basically got brainwashed into being a little bitch so when i entered 4th grade/5th grade i was picked on and bullied all the way till highschool.
This was one of my main bullies, im not joking this is him as of recently.
Living his life, filled with oppurtunity and fresh pussy.
Fucker was a spoiled ratty cunt grew up with rich parents.
But IM the dumbass, IM the loser, something i learned very quickly is playing by the rules and being obedient gets you nowhere.
But only if youre a dumb poor loser single -mother-raised wageslave like me.
FUCK
FUUUUCK
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL ALL FUCKING NORMIES
>>38606838
Forgot pic in my autist rage
Skipping school. The last fourth of 10th year I got away with it, but got caught after missing a third of 11th. Either didn't go to any classes or just went to a couple that I liked. That was it. Not rowdy or did drugs or anything, just lonely and out of place.
My mom took it personally and screamed at me for it.
Then going home sucked even more than going to school.
But I went to class and left early "going to the library" when I could.
>>38606852
Guy looks like a cunt. CALLE CALLE
>Drew a swastika in a kid's yearbook
>Criticized feminism suspiciously close to when a kid vandalized a feminist poster (it seriously wasn't me)
>Tardiness occasionally
>Accidentally causing an autist to go into tardrage
>Leaning forward on stools
>That time I was talking about retarded shit with my mate in class and for some reason my voice got inexplicably loud on the word "sexual"
>1st grade
>me and friend bully tard nigger
>we would scare him during recess by pretending to be mummies
>sometimes even during story-time
>be first day of 2nd grade
>don't see tard nigger
>mfw my friend and I scared him so much he failed 1st grade
>>38595414
> Be in elementary school
> Get citation because of not doing work, have to get it signed by guardian
> Also have to write the rules 20x each
> Talk my way out of writing the rules
> Forge stepmom's signature so I don't have to tell parents
> Teacher finds out I forged the signature
> Get referral, have to write out school rules 30x each for homework or I'm sent to the principal and have to have a conference
> Teacher also decides to add writing the rules 20x each from the citation
> Have to write the rules 50x each total
> Parents force me to sit at table from the time school got out until almost midnight writing the rules out
Fourth grade was shit, I always got pegged with a citation and writing the rules for benign shit while other kids got away with worse.
I was also poor and neglected and the teachers decided it'd be cool to spray me with febreeze in front of everyone when I came to school because my clothes were dirty.
>>38595414
Usually for mouthing off, few fights, nothing too serious just boys with hormo hormones beating each other up. Called a group of Niggers, Niggers once. Was about to have my shit beat in, which I had already made peace with, was ready to take it, but gym teacher stopped it before anything except some shoving started. Got suspended for a bit. There was this one Chad that always gave me shit, so I stabbed him with a pencil, only did it because he said "You won't do anything". Then another fight that originally didn't involve me, but a friend and some other Normie dude. Friend got his nose broke and obviously was done, but the other guy kept wailing on him so I jumped in and fought with him for awhile. It was something as dumb as Stacy was cheating on my friend with that dude, while don't care about the bitch, I was willing to defend his honor. It's nothing special just I'm autisic, have a temper and don't mind getting my ass beat. Mouthing off a lot more common, I just won't drop an argument or whatever, argue to death. Idk think I just like arguing sometimes.
>>38595414
>Be me
>Be in high school, using Instagram with normies
>Bored
>Have faggy teacher and yuge size principal
>Decide to make a troll insta
>Collab with friend to make remixes of faggy teacher talking about dikes (earth science teacher)
>The dike dance makes the faggy teacher a schoolwide meme
>Still anon
>Make memes of XL principal, as well as steam accounts and fb accounts looking like them
>Everyone pissed and trying to find who it is
>Playing Gmod with troll buddy
>Keep making memes
>Go to school again, Friday
>Almost the end of the day
>Called to office
>School officer and XL principal stare me down
>Friend is there
>Ohshit
>Someone told them about my buddy, he snitched on me
>One hour of XL principal and police rants force account deletion
>Parents called
>Go home
>Phone, watch, PC, everything taken away, don't no where it is
>Screamed at, forced to write apology letters to everyone delivered by hand and receive lecture about cyber bullying
>A sad year, but I had my shitty Android hidden
>Never trusting any buddies again
What a shitty, bland generation.
>>38607046
You're the autist, literally.
>>38607299
The other kind of tardiness
>Chemistry class
>teacher puts us into groups
>have a dumb roastie in my group
>have to do a project based on an assigned molecule
>I start dividing the labor up
>give the roast the easiest part, making a model of the molecule
>don't trust her to do anything highe
>the rest of us do the actual work completing reaction formulas
>skip to the morning that the project is due
>I have a feeling that the roastie is going to show up empty handed
>make the model myself just in case
>class starts
>teacher comes to our group to grade our work
>surprise
>roastie doesn't have the model
>pull out the model I made
>tell the teacher " i thought she looked unreliable, so I made the model myself. I guess I was right."
>then tell the teacher that she contributed nothing else to the project
>she starts to cry and make a scene
>all the other roasties start glaring at me
>other people in my group thank me for having the model ready
>chemistry teacher answers a call and tells me that they need me to go to the counselor's office
> she asks me about what happened in my chemistry class
>tells me the roastie went home early because of "stress"
>asks me how I could have handled the situation better
>tell her I will handle the situation in the exact same way because coddling her is going to lead her to do the same thing to others
>she tries to tell me that I can get in trouble for "bullying"
>tell her that I only spoke the truth about her work
>Counselor tells me that I'm going to have to talk to the principal about this because I don't get what I did wrong
>tell her that the only thing I did wrong was expecting the roastie do do anything in the first place
>at this point she's visibly seething and yells at me to go to the principal
>principal's not even here today
>counselor doesn't have any authority to punish me
>out of spite, she refuses to sign a note to my next class telling them I was there
>this forces me to go and get a tardy slip
>get after school detention for having 3 tardies
>Be Me
>In elementary school
>Take two liter bottle
>Fill bottle with water
>Freeze over night
>Hide it in backpack
>About ten minutes before school show friends
>They say smash it
>I think of Donkey Kong
>Take Bottle
>Hold it above head
>Throw it as far as i can
>Lands on some teachers car
>Shatters windshield
>Get suspended same day
>>38595414
in 8th grade, i used command prompt to make myself an administrator in the computer lab. then i signed into another kid's account and set gay porn as his wallpaper. wasn't allowed to use a school computer for the rest of the year
>>38607446
fuckin nerd udkdflkfkjkme
>5th grade
>Thought of a funny idea to freak people in my class out
>Get a red marker, clear gluestick, and unscrew a razer from a pencil sharpener with scissors
>Apply red marker to razer and glue to arm
>Proceed to pretend cutmyself in front of multiple classmates
>Reactions were spectacular
>A couple minutes later my teacher calls me up to tell me to stop and reports me to the principle
>Ohshit
>Has a parent principal meeting telling me the dangers of self harm
>mfw grounded for 2 weeks
>>38600835
Pretty much this as what I called "mouthing off" I always tried to debate the teachers to make them think, but no, just got my ass in trouble.
>>38595414
>Be me 6th grade
>at recess
>kids playing soccer kick ball to playground
>bring ball to them
>decide to fuck with them
>say im gonna kick the ball to them (actually gonna kick opposite way)
>thisisgonnabegreat.gif
>turn 180 degrees and kick
>shit goes fast, Fucking mach 10
>fucking landwhale feminazi teacher walks right in front of its direction.
>K.O.
>Shes wheezing.
>Collapses
>Ohshit.jpg
>fucking glorious.
>run up to her to apologize trying hardest not to laugh.
>she goes inside
>dont see her for the rest of day
That's my whaling experience robots.
>>38598768
Your parents beat you, it looks really shitty to colleges, and generally fucks up your whole future. There's no point in taking a break if you get grounded during, and for longer than you got suspended.
>>38607381
I swear to fucking god this shit is infuriating. The public school system in the USA is so shit I still can't believe even the teachers bully you.
>>38607681
Well seeing how they handle suspensions like hotcakes it must've sucked for USA robots here.
Online trolling and bullying. I got countertrolled and threats were escalated to the point where the police got involved and gave the parties involved a talking-to.
I ended up seeming like the good one because I'm naturally well-spoken and skilled at ingratiating myself with authority (which, sadly, comes part and parcel with being rather unassertive). Was a real valuable life lesson, though not the one that was intended for me.
Nothing interesting but I can tell you some shit I didn't get in trouble for. Both of these were in gym at the end of the year when there wasn't any curriculum left so we just fucked around
>Take out phone
>queue up Russian national anthem
>Walk up to group of roasties
>Say something pointless to them to distract their feeble attention
>Hide phone behind mat while pressing play
>Rossiyasvyashchennaya.mp3
>Got phone back later after roasties handed it off to gym teacher
another time
>Chads, Tyrones and whatever you call a Mexican Chad tossing football
>Friend and I repeatedly steal the football to see how long we can hold onto it before they get to us and beat the crap out of us
>Teacher asks about it later but we don't get in trouble
>Neither did the Chads either, which honestly seems fair
And a third
>Midget Tyrone fucking with me
>Call him a faggot and tell him to fuck off
>He's not good at comebacks
>Says some niggerspeak to me before saying to meet him after class
>Walk up to him at the end of the day and get ready for a fight
>He fucking bolts
>Can't really blame him, even though I was autistic he was fucking 4'6 or something
>Comes back later with 2 other niggers
>Swing at one when he grabs my backpack
>Walk out and go home since it was the end of the day
>tfw graduated high school just before "cyber bullying" became a thing
wew lad
i'd probably get arrested today for some of the shit i posted back then
>>38595414
Getting late
Skipping classes
Breaking out of school
Breaking into school
>ditching class to smoke weed
>smoking weed in the school
>stealing from the cafeteria
>going to school drunk
>>38595414
printing off porn for friends
>>38600812
Next level autism 10/10
>>38596272
I know this post is old but you are a genuine retard
>>38596060
>School? Lol bitch I just got out of jail
Not all of us are criminal scum. Also, Story time.
>>38599207
>big smoke comes out
Hearty guffaw
pushed school retard over a rock. he tripped over it and banged the back of his head against the asphalt while falling, gaining a concussion
>>38608143
IKR? Facebook wasnt a thing and msn messenger was dying, so we started our own forum/bbs circa 2004-5
>shit talk and edit pictures of teachers and people in our year for "teh lulz"
>Eventually IT teachers notice the URL cropping up again and agin on school computers
>get called up to deputy headmasters office
>he turns monitor round to show picture of insane Japanese BDSM where girl is hanging from ceiling by ropes.
>women's face edited to be stacies face and slavemaster to be chad.
>DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY ANON!?
>mfw.jpeg
>can't punish any of us because it happened outside school
>call parents anyway
>parents move PC to living room
>friend is told to take down the website or they would involve the police/suspend him.
>navigate to the network on the school computers
>find an open machine
>it's some file server with a fuckton of school files
>copy a bunch of it to a flash drive
>eventually teach sees me doing it with a screen share program and sends me to the office
>talk my way out of it and get minimum 1 week computer ban
>still kept all the files and continued fucking with shit (including copying all of the principles files and accessing the security cameras) and was never caught again
>when they asked us for signature i wrote my name with large letters filling half of page
>asked nun teacher does she shave her legs
>when the teacher left the class started playing in the hall of mountain king on piano during exam
>broke girl bully nose when she tried to take down my pants
>drew a comic book depicting fat girl in my class as a whale
>plugged my bootleg famicom to clasroom tv and played ninja gained during a lunch break
>tried to make tea in bathroom sink
>brought large oldskool bell clock because didnt have hand watch and it accidently started ringing during class
>brought old ice mc tape to school dance festival and it broke and clogged the radio
>throwed my backpack through the window and it almost killed the vice principal
>had fart attack when they shoved us into small room filled with people for some religious meeting and they had to evacuate entire room
>accidently set curtains on fire
>threw small firecracker into the toilet and whole bowl somehow exploded
>smeared honey on my teachers chair
>put model of castle made entirely of matches on fire and the wardrobe caught on aswell
>teacher didnt let me go to the bathroom so i peed into the plant pot
>spend all money for my school insurance on chocolate croissants
>peed into bottle of cola during childrens day school party and some kid drink it and ended up in hospital
>we were supposed to make musli for teacher and i added tartar sauce to mine and she puked
>set wallpapers to naked women on every school pc
>the marker run out and i offered teacher mine and they had to buy new whiteboard because they couldnt clean it
>>38607381
Damn it, I'm upset. You did nothing wrong, What was her way of handling it better? Whatever it was it's bullshit.
Not doing work.
>>38611911
>broke girl bully nose when she tried to take down my pants
Did you both get in trouble?
>debate in religion and philosophy class about Iraq war (2004)
>be autistic me
>I argue that voluntarily joining the army and taking money is the moral equivalent of a mercenary
>girl who's uncle is in army: reee, my uncle isn't a mercenary
>does he take money to kill people?
>no, he fuels aeroplanes
>what do you think those planes are used for? Dropping candy fro the children of Iraq? Morally speaking your uncle is part of the process of killing for money
>Stacy runs out of classroom crying and I get sent out the classroom
>religion and philosophy class again
>asked to make condolence cards to send the U.S consulate on anniversary of 9/11
>I get newspaper from my bag and cut out all the most horrendous war images I can find and print 9/11 pictures
>stick them on either side of card trying to make a perfect mirror I age of destruction
>write a heartfelt note in it saying I understood 9/11 was shit but blowing up and destroying other countries wouldn't help.
>get reported
>mother gets phonecall that the school are worried about my "extreme views"
>tfw when probably on a watch list for being an autist about morality.
>>38612025
Nope she and her friends got scot free.
I didnt get in trouble either because it was their fault but every girl in school called me female-boxer
>>38612137
Hopefully people learned not to fuck with you
>>38612122
That sounds pretty gay, it's unfair that you got in trouble just for having different opinions.
>>38595414
I threw a deodorant bottle up in the air and it landed on some 13 year girls head and knocked her clean out. I carried her bloody ass to the school doctor and got suspended for 2 weeks. thats about it.
>>38612224
HAHA, I GOT QUADS AND YOU WERE TWO OFF GET FUCKED
>>38612222
For real though, it was cool you helped her. You deserved the quads. Did they thank you for helping her?
>>38612176
Welcome to bongland anon. Home of the coward and land of the free to do nothing without a permit and licence licence. That was the era where all that kind of shit started.
>>38612257
they said the only reason they didnt suspended me indefinitely was because I carried her to doctor so I guess so. got to cop a feel too.
I intentionally tripped the principal in the hallway once.
Everybody laughed, he just gave me a stern look and went on his way.
>tfw i bullied the principal and never got in trouble for it
>>38599207
What did he order?
Fighting, and correcting the teachers. One time I nearly cut a kid's finger off and I didn't get in trouble for it which was weird.
>>38595414
Not talking. I froze up whenever the teacher asked me a question
Got in trouble for not writing obscenities on the wall. Yes, not, since it wasn't me but some other kid who did it, and the teacher knew that (she legitimately said so when I tried defending myself), but still made me clean it up. It was in permanent marker on a wooden door, so I couldn't wash it off even after half an hour of scrubbing.
I'm not sure why she would do that... Probably thought she could guilt the misbehaving kid into following the rules by making an innocent person clean up after him. Oh well, I wasn't really upset by it since it was more fun than sitting in class.
>>38612374
on the door*
It was a long time ago so I didn't remember where it was at first. But I'm pretty sure now that it was on the wooden door that was at entrance to the 3rd floor hall.
>>38612294
That's gay, I would have just given you detention. Was the girl hot? Was she mad?
>>38612122
Serves you right for being a moralfag.
>>38595414
Nothing. I was the best goy.
>>38595414
During elementary school I usually would get into trouble for screwing around too much or talking too much, but it was just punishment via class-specific punishment systems (i.e. moving your name from a green light to orange to red). My parents took these systems seriously so my elementary school childhood was akin to that of Butters from South Park. I became a lot more docile in middle and high school because I just didn't want to deal with being in trouble with my parents. I like to think those elementary school years are what made me the submissive and spineless person I am today.
Anyway, the three events that did lead to suspension or RPC during my schooling were the following:
>fourth or fifth grade
>have feud with group of three black kids
>they try to fight me in the morning before school starts because I didn't bring them a soda I said I would bring
>I land one punch and they land none before it is broken up
>RPC'd and grounded for three months
>literally a few months later
>jump on friend's back to mess with him
>he's not having it and wants to fight
>still mortified from being grounded for previous fight
>say I don't want to fight him
>doesn't care, punches me, gives me a black eye
>fight is broken up, RPC'd again despite not having even thrown a single punch
>I attribute this fight and getting beaten up as a major turning point in my self-esteem
>eighth grade
>arguing with classmate in art class
>when I am cornered in an argument I turn to the most petty things I can think of
>tell him I'm glad his dad died
>I am generally disliked by a group of people in that class
>they all team up to tattle on me to the dean
>get RPC'd
That one was the last straw. Just didn't want to deal with my parents grounding me. And that sums up why you can pretty much say or do anything to me and I won't do anything, because I don't want to deal with the negative consequences.
tldr; my parents made me into a spineless punk bitch
>>38612122
Is murrica unironically a police state? How is calling out the military extremist?
>>38612447
I didnt know her she was on her first year and I was on my last. once she 'recovered', I was asked to apologise which I did and she awkwardly replied it was okay. she went on to avoid eye contact with me whenever we crossed paths. and yes she was pretty cute.
>>38612539
This was U.K. Anongrinalio. Remember that people get into trouble over freedom of speech issues all the time in the U.K. I fucking hate what my country has become.
>was to autistic to ever done anything to get in trouble
>>38595414
Raping a younger girl
My school got a package and i showed my friend that those starch packing peanuts are edible, some younger kids saw us eating them and ate them too.
When they went home and told their mothers about it they thought they had eaten these and took them to the hospital and my friend and i got in shit for it.
>>38607178
Man that sucks anon. We're teachers allowed to fucking spray you with febreeze
I spent 9 months in a juvenile detention center and was banned from my school district for being involved in a beating and gang rape at school.
>>38613310
Greentext please? Why were you in a gang?
I got expelled from hs for sucking a dudes dick in the mens room
Got expelled from the next hs for smoking weed in chemistry class
>be edgy delinquent kid, hang out with the "gang" kids
>another student snitches on us for stealing (he saw us leaving the class last after stuff went missing)
>find out him and his gf hang out on the third floor after classes and probably make out/fool around
>3 of us barge inside one of the classrooms they hang out in
>1 of us holds a knife to the girl while 2 us beat the other kid. Like beat him rwally bad (he had to get stitches and stuff and his jaw was broken)
>force him to watch while 2 of us try to spitroast his gf (only slighly successful) at knifepoint, threaten to kill her if they move or scream
>they make noise anyways and after 4-5 minutes of spitroast like 2 teachers come up and yell for more
>get sentenced to 9 months since i was only 15
>playing tag with friends
>girls are also playing, we're all playing a version where it's boys vs girls
>this round the boys are in
>chasing a girl, can't catch up to her
>it was winter so I was wearing a jacket
>I get an idea, take my jacket off
>for some reason whip her in the face with it, the metal zipper hits her
>she's crying hard, I'm just standing there holding my jacket like a retard while everyone checks if she's okay
>they keep telling me to leave so I go sit down in an undercover area until the bell goes off
>I single-handedly ruined boy/girl tag for everyone
why am I such a sperg
>>38613431
>>38613334
Meant to reply to you lol
Oregano
>>38613431
Snitches get stitches
Originallo
>>38595414
Fucking normies anon.
>>38613431
>only slighly successful
What do ya mean? Also, you sound like the kid of kid I'd hang out with; Do you regret what you did?
>>38613567
Slightly successful meaning only slightly succesful. Penetration achieved but not much
And without the risk of sounding edgy, no, i dont regret it. It happened a long time ago. We all go through phases
>>38613620
>We all go through phases
Yeah like a stupid haircut or experimenting with drugs, not rape and threatening murder. You're a bad apple. Probably a nigger too.
>>38613739
Dont be mean to him. He's more alpha than all of us.
>>38613739
>nigger
I'm actually a slav
>Fights
>Not doing homework
>Doing homework weird
>Disrespecting teachers
>Political demonstrations
>Truanting
>>38595414
7 year old me, in class (everybody in circle with seats) we talk about movies and the *female teacher wants to know what movie genres we know. I get a turn, says ''sex movies''................ everyone gets silent. Teacher who was rather hot send my to the hallway for punishment. i was so sad...
tricking the teacher into executing a program that played porn every hour
>>38613814
Surely if anything she ought to have been asking questions about what was going on at home, not punishing you. Jesus fuck why are so many teachers so useless at caring.
I broke a girls leg in elementary school.
>tfw I never got in trouble.
She grew up to be a normie so oh well.
>>38613768
That figueres
Only slavic scum gang beat a kid.
Real dudes pick one on one fights
>>38613768
You don't have to be black to be a nigger. You are absolutely a nigger.
>>38614287
I've fought several people 1v1 as a kid. I wouldve beat the snitch too, but my friends and I decided we wanted to try to rape his gf and have him watch
It has nothing to do with being tougher than him. I already knew i was
>>38608453
Noah?
Orig
>>38615434
Why? Because you let him see you doing something you shouldn't have been doing?
I made a kid drink coffee with laxatives in it, he shat in the middle of the English class. He told the teachers that I put something is his drink. They made me clean up his shit.
>>38615606
Well, yeah. I was 15 at the time what do you expect?
Nothing of his even got stolen. He was just doing it to get us in trouble
>>38596118
pic related, sonny
>>38595414
selling vapes