Fembot feels thread

>>38593264
That's what I never understood, I mean all the feminists really go overboard with the calling out of privilege, but men really do have privilege when it comes to things like that.

>>38593264
Either post tits or go the fuck back to facebook.

>tfw whore mongers aren't adequately shamed
>the only people who will agree are hambeasts who want to gorge themselves on dicks

>>38593264

Bow to the power of the white man's cock you gook whore

literally who likes guys who sleep around

>>38593264
a master key opens many locks
a lock opened by many keys is just a shitty lock

men and women aren't the same
men and women aren't equal
everything you've been fed is a lie

while promiscuity shouldn't be lauded in either gender, it is much more tolerable when practiced by men

honestly tho I am into slutty girls, want to be my gf?

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Oh look, these threads again... Well, looks like r9k is going to slow down on threads I'm not hiding again today.

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>>38593360
>sees a woman
>has to hide
lmfao, no wonder you have no gf loser.

>tfw about to turn 31 and have never been loved by a man

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>>38593264
i dont really know what to write here but textless posts are not allowed.

>>38593264
i will never call you a slut femanon

not in a negative way anyway ;)

Who cares if you're called a slut dumbo, you're getting laid right?
>waaaahh I'm receiving pleasure but people said bad things about me!
>waaaahh I can get whatever I want by just taking off my shirt

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>>38593471
>waa waaa no gf no gf
>waa waa I treat women like shit because i'm intimidated by them but still wonder why i have no gf!!

you're not better, kid.

>>38593496
you're still a dumb slut so enjoy getting oceans of jizz pumped up your ass hopefully it validates your existence

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>>38593496
I'm not one of these losers, get laid pretty regularly :) I just like picking on people that say dumb shit. Nice projection tho

i hate double standards so much
>woman sleeps with a bunch of guys
>called a whore, slut, etc
>guy does the same
>gets called a homosexual

>>38593496
If pointing out that you're being a whiny retard is "treating women like shit," women are literally so weakminded as to be subhuman and they should be treated like shit.
I am going to rub marijuana tinctures all over my ballsack and cock and get very high now.

>>38593264
you're in the right company then, everybody hates Chad and Stacy equally here

>inb4 10000000 replies

Why are any of you here? God I hate what this place has become, just a hive for the dumb and new

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>>38593264

A man can get every woman who will have sex with him pregnant.

A woman can be pregnant from only 1 person so they have to choose good sexual partners.

>>38593552

> mfw you give birth to Jamal II

>>38593552
Yo, that is one fucking ugly fish face. It's a shame she ruined those nipples because of her post-modernist delusions

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>>38593633
I'm a man tho, so if I do give birth to jamal II I'ma be pretty happy cause scientists are gonna pay a lot to study me.
>>38593635
Nah, she's p cute and her pierced nipples are fun :) was also hilarious to watch her get them done, I was dating someone else at the time but still went with her cause we're good friends and I wanted to see her freak out cause she's a wuss.

>>38593635

Strange titty shape too
they stick out from her shirt so aggressively they look like little dicks

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>>38593695
>but itssssssss fun.
FUCK OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEE

>>38593264
wow you might get called a slut occasionally i dont know how you cope with such oppression society is fucked man

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>>38593739
But I just said I'm a man anon, are you feeling ok? Are you still stuck on cat in the hat? Anyway, staying since you can't get it right! ;)

>>38593417
What's your story senpai, pls show n tell

>>38593340
Women do. duh, it's literally the only reason why it happens

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>having sex
Normie spotted

>>38593264
>talking about sleeping with someone
We're robots; we don't have sex. Gtfo and post this shit on normie book

>>38593552
I can't believe that girl's tits are already saggy. How old is she?

>fembot
>Having sex
Nice meme friend

>>38593314
this. even robots ran the world then non-monogamy would be illegal which would be perfectly egalitarian, but roasties would still consider it hell because they just want to sleep around without repercussions. they're only interested in ending double standards when the result is favorable to them.

>any 8/10+ key can open my door
>be called a bad insecure

>an alpha key can open any door
>called a master key

world is so unfair

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>>38593360
>>38593471
>>38593611
>>38593591
>>38593739
>>38594187
>>38594251

Dont just complain, join the resistance instead. Together we can drive them off our board

https://discord[dott]gg/PXywyqQ

>>38593264
I've been called a man-slut
Only chads get away with it, just like hot stacies

>>38594739
Correction: only Chads praise slutiness, just like Stacies do.

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>>38593356
>a master key opens many locks
>a lock opened by many keys is just a shitty lock


>Men and women are keys and locks

You have autism

>>38593264
>Fem"bot"
>Talks about having sex
>Not being rejected by Chad for being too autistic
>Has active sex life
>Doesn't have V card
Stop ruining the fembot name and go the fuck back to Snapchat you Roastie bitch

>>38593264
No one calls men sluts because no one cares about men at fucking all.
And yes that man would still be a slut.
>cant google what slut means.
Fuck off cunt.

>>38594784
this type of shit is why you're a virgin, anon

>>38594784
KEY==COCK
LOCK==VAG
its an analogy you fucking retard.

>>38594784
Most retarded post I've seen in a long time

>>38594784
You're retarded. What he's saying is that OP's complaint is stupid because women can get sex simply by existing and men actually have to earn it. Any fat ugly bitch can sleep with multiple men a weak but a man has to be tall, successful, and confident to even have a girl look at them and that's why they deserve to brag about their abilities.

>>38593264
He isn't called a slut, but he is considered degenerate or abusive even by a lot of people. Most false rape accusations hit male sluts because angry women who feel entitled to a relationship want revenge.

>>38594969
ABSTRACT THOUGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38593264
>A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
Enough said

>>38593496
>doesn't want to be unfairly stereotyped and insulted because of amount of sex she's having
>insults and stereotypes someone else because of their lack of sex

>>38593393
I have no idea how that is consiidered original

>>38594969
>>38595123
It's a shitty fucking analogy because women aren't locks and men aren't keys.

If we're gonna construct analogy by assigning genitalia to arbitrary objects how about this one.


The carrot that gets easily sliced into pieces by the blender is a garbage carrot that should never spread its inferior carrot genes.
Only the carrot is a dick and the blender is a vagina!
Get it! Because they share a passing resemblance based on shallow descriptors???
Smash dat like button and don't forget to sub xDDDD

>>38595278
Are you trying to make a joke or are you genuine.I dont even fucking know

>>38593264
That's because most women have it quite easily to find men to sleep with while most men would not.

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>>38593264
you fucking cunt

It's really easy for a woman to sleep with a man. But its not easy for a man to sleep with a woman (Chad excluded)

Why you ask? Because the Marxist teachers and that millenial society of ours gives more power to the females. So don't be suprised people call you sluts. You slut

>>38595382
I'm illustrating the ridiculousness of the anology.
If cocks are keys and fannies are locks, do vaginas also possess a face plate and a cylinder lock? Do they have spring washers? Do cock keys have metal teeth and a bow used to grasp the cock key and twist it within the lock, manipulating the washers into allowing passage?

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Men who had sex 20 times = put his top A game on every single time, while being attractive, interesting, charming and charismatic

Women who had sex 20 times = said "yes" 20 times

This is why women who sleep around are whores while guys who sleep around are viewed as gods. They've reached peak of humanity.
Now kill yourself fucking whore

>>38595278
You actually did what was in the pic here >>38593438. You people are so predictable.

>>38593356
this
/thread
ty anon

>>38595534
lmao what's more predictable than when a person comes in to question the hypocritical paradigms of a gender segregated society that at least 6 autists start spamming "le key and lock may may xDDD".

>>38595554
Case in point kek

>>38595498
holy fuck do you have legitimate autism m8?

>>38595578
Describe me how this analogy applies then beyond a passing resemblance of the apparatus presented.

>>38595570
You seem genuinely upset over an analogy for some odd reason.

>qt stopped replying on tinder after a couple of months talking
>still likes my instagram pics

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>>38595570
>when a person comes in to question the hypocritical paradigms of a gender segregated society that at least 6 autists start spamming "le key and lock may may xDDD"
god you're autistic

>>38595619
I'm not upset, I'm confused as to how people keep swallowing it up without ever actually stopping to question its fundamentals. It's pretty stupid Anon.

I admire the fact that OP got rekt

well done, anons. You did it once again

>>38595671
>shit they're right, I've been incapable of thinking for myself this entire time
>fuck just call them an autist and leave the thread
>heh, works every time

>>38595697
nice bait, couldn't have expected anything more half-assed from an introverted roastie

>>38595617
You take an analogy literally.You must be baiting or have severe autism.

>>38595674
Do you actually need the analogy explained to you?
I'll point out some other posts since you can't understand basic comparisons.
>>38595511
>>38595416
>>38595406
Are you legit or are you baiting?

>>38593286
In high school maybe, but as an adult? Just as sad

>>38593264
Guys sleep with more women because they are socially experienced

Girls sleep with more men because they are broken people

>>38595617
Getting into a woman's knickers is the difficult task, like unlocking a lock. That's the scope of the analogy.

>>38593264
>man sleeps with a lot of women
>he's a total bro
>I try it
>everyone calls me a lesbian

>>38595754
Are you a woman or retarded?

Oh wait

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>>38593264
>tfw the shadow people are taunting you again
>tfw can't feel my teeth because of all the drugs
>tfw waking up with new bruises every morning that i don't know where came from

>>38593438
>quoting John Green

Kinda just ruined that entire argument there bud

>>38595814
It's just an analogy. Why are your knickers in a such a twist?

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>>38595814
satisfactory comment /ourguy/

>>38595848
He was replying to the "cheerios" john green thing

>>38593264
I think it's fine if women are shamed for being promiscuous but i also think men should be equally shamed. The whole "get's a lot of pussy = desirable" is both harmful to men because there is an immense pressure to get laid and fuck as many women as possible and for women who will get lied to and decieved so men can pump and dump her. Heterosexual mating rituals are one of the reasons im happy to be a lesbo.

>>38593471
Haha yeah the immense social shame and disgust you feel with yourself is so worth the 5 seconds of pleasure! Come on anon,

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when you think about it the lock-key analogy is a good one since men want to open as many locks as possible and women are picky and will only let a select few to open their lock

there's a reason why the chaddest chad can open any lock he wants

>>38593695
Holy shit the level of cuckery are off the charts

>>38593706
She's pushing her tits together you idiot.

>>38595919
five seconds?
you must be a really shitty lover anon

>>38593264
I don't care how many men a women has slept with. I would be just as dedicated to myself and my partner no matter how many prior encounters they'd had.

>>38593417
You don't allow yourself to be loved. You could get a bf within 24 hours if you really wanted to. But nope. You STILL want Chad even after you smashed through the Wall.

>>38595960
>>38595278
>>38595498
>>38595617
>>38595570
what's with fembots and not understanding metaphors and analogies?

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>>38595981
BAHAHAHAH

Dear lord anon. Get a hold of yourself for god's sake man.

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>>38595498
Holy shit I think you might actually be autistic. Get tested

>>38593264
You have the right to call him a slut but you don't do it, so it's your fault. You would still be a slut regardless though.

>>38595981
me too, i only care if i like her or not(physical appearance mostly+personality) nothing else matters

>>38593264
It's infinatly easier to have sex when you're a woman (you could literally ask people on the street and they would say yes) you don't have to do anything except follow his lead. As a man it is far more difficult to get laid you actually have to work for it which is why it's seen as more of an accomplishment and men are praised because it is actually a challenge

>>38593552
You're a saint or angel in this society and people call you lame, they also call you a loser. Last laugh is on them of course. Women who have had 20+ partners already have a 90% divorce rate. So you cannot viably marry a woman who has had 20+ partners. People know this one way or another, don't marry sluts, don't marry single mothers. For reference a virgin has a 10% chance of divorce, the more past partners, the more likely there is to be a divorce. When a man has a lot of money, he is not going to be ready to give it away through alimony and all that shit. The last laugh is on those sexy submissive sluts, because by the age of 30 they are at least thinking about locking down a man through marriage, but any worthy man would know not to marry such a slut. So their lives suck and we laugh.

Sluts are for fucking, not for marrying.

Here's how it is, your pussy is just a hole for the alphas and maybe kings of betas, so you get used. You don't know you are getting used because you think being a slut equally benefits you. Logically, since women benefit from marriage, and being a slut damages the ability of a woman to get married, then being a slut is actually damaging to that which is beneficial to women. When this is realized, the slut will then be forced to use someone else, making the world an even worse place. She's going to get one of these loaded betas. She's going to settle down, get a divorce, and take half of his stuff. Kids will be born in single parent households and everything will continue to get worse until men grow a backbone.

>>38596147
life isn't actually harder for us men, we just have to actually be somebody for people to give a shit about us. once we're able to support you, even if we're not willing to, all of a sudden we become somebody. then it becomes a game of "what can i do to get this guy to be willing to support me/children?"

biologically, women aren't independent at all. they can't even bare being alone.
for a woman, the basic things are harder. taking out the trash, dealing with pests, fending off threats in everyday reality, fixing broken things, moving large objects, building big things, operating huge things, etc.

women are hardwired to be stubborn, so they aren't going to admit anything.

>>38593264

I know, right? Good thing my nerdy BF is OK with me, despite literally seeing me inflate condoms in public.

>>38595941
I'm a cuck for going with another girl to get her nipples pierced and fucking her while I was dating a girl at the time? Seems like the opposite of a cuck.

>>38595498
Mate if that's you illustration, I bet you were a riot back in high school.

>>38596262
>Hehe I'm so quirky xD such a handful! I intentionally do things that are uncomfortable in public cuz I'm just so ell oh ellz randumbz amirite xDDdD

>>38596315

This was before we got together. We studied in one class, I even let a guy from the same year 69 me. We got caught by my mom, she was weird so she called the classmaster for some reason. She acted so mad lol

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>>38593264
>>38593286

It's because it's easy for women to be sluts. So it's not respectworthy. It's easy for men to be virgins, so that's not respectworthy. Men are praised for being slutty because that is not easy as a guy, and women are praised for being virgins because that is not easy as a girl.

NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU STUPID SLUT.

>>38596016
Answer is in the question anon, they're women. They don't think logically, they think emotionaly. If it doesn't feel good, it must be bad

>>38596377
>This was before we got together. We studied in one class, I even let a guy from the same year 69 me. We got caught by my mom, she was weird so she called the classmaster for some reason. She acted so mad lol
Get the fuck out of here you disgusting roastie trash.

>>38596377
Whoa you let a guy 69 u and ur mum caught u?!? Dang you are quirky! Now stop role playing and leave kiddo, 18+

>>38596016
what's with malebots and inability to accept criticism of their shitty analogies?

>>38593264

You cunts are in control the entire fucking time. Sex only happens if YOU feel like it. Fuck you, dumb Stacy.

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>>38596504
>criticism
what you mean like 'It's a shitty fucking analogy because women aren't locks and men aren't keys.'

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>>38593264
That's because you're the gatekeepers, or at least that's what you're considered as. Men are the lowlife peasants, the sex obsessed fiends that think about tits and ass all day every day and they'll fuck anything anytime. But you, the beautiful, holy, the pure women are holding what the men want. The idea is that you're above us, and you're supposed to pick the ones not wallowing in the mud. So if you fuck a lot of guys because you enjoy sex you're considered sluts.

Same reason the standard was that men pay for drinks and dates and all that shit. Because your pussy is something that's supposed to be earned and you're just giving it out.

At least that's what I've seen through the media I've consumed while growing up. This was the image presented to me. But things are changing rapidly.

>>38596504
Cos the analogies make sense? They desibe the situation in a different light, a different perspective? Because fembots are too stupid to understand the real life equivalent, and apparently, the metaphorical as well.

>>38596550
hahaha nice le grinning man meme you sure btfo'd me :) I can't wait to see this on r/4chan!

>>38596599
How do you think they are changing anon? Do you think that the whole hookup culture will go down the shitter? Or will it get worse

>>38596670
say, are you 'criticising' me?

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>>38596504
>fembots not capable of understanding what criticism is

>working at a festival, have to camp in field with the other staff
>last shift before we go back to our city, social ones decide the place to party is right next to my tent
>try my best to sleep, burrow myself entirely in sleeping bag, foetal position, hoodie up, earplugs in
>somebody accidentally kicks my tent and I shit it, try brush it off since they now know tent is there
>5 minutes later, somebody starts to walk on then stummbles on to my tent, falling
>get an "oi, sorry m8, someones actually in there lol"
>get out and go a walk because i'm on edge inside the tent
>come back 2 hours later, tent has collapsed completely
>walk away and sit on a fucking rock for 4 hours until it starts to get light again and they've probably fucked off
>tent is absolutely wrecked
It was a tiny, one man tent. It was out of the way, I don't know what I did to deserve it.

If each woman only aimed for one guy throughout her life, /r9k/ would be screwed, because most would aim for Chad. The result would be a polygynous society where a few Chads controlled most of the women. The fact that most women try a few different guys gives bots at least a chance.

>>38596707
In my opinion it's getting a lot worse. I went camping with some friends somewhere and the women there were very open about how much they wanted dick. People just don't give a shit anymore. The weirdest thing in my opinion, is that guys want women to be like this, but then they turn around and call them sluts. It's as if their actions are somehow different, when in reality its the same shit (actions = wanting to and/or fucking complete strangers).

>>38593264
Tits or gtfo.
Please show tidie

>>38596830
I would prefer to not feel any false hopes and at least you would be out of my hair with social prodding and shittesting if you were busy with your idol.

>>38596037
>>38595981
>Being this cucked
Srsly off yourself

>>38596262
Lord why. And you wonder why we hate you, attention seeking at every opportunity

>tfw no virgin hunter fembot that doesn't mind being called a slut

>>38597108
this

i want to call a slutty girls a slut endearingly

>>38593264
Reminder that if you're a female and you aren't here to take some lucky anon into normiehood, then you should gtfo and never come back.

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>>38593264
You should of never post this on R9KOOL
And also, i think you're not a nice person and i don't want to be your friend

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>>38597130
Give up anon, carry this staff and follow the path of the wizard
'Tis the only true way for us.
Give up on normiehood
Seek thy enlightment, not thy shall swallow your penor.
Our virginity gives us special powers, just live long enough to learn how to use them

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>fembot
>sleeps around


You're just a fucking tourist here.

>>38593264
>>tfw he isn't called a slut
Right, he's called a player. Which is just as bad, you don't want that kind of man to be around.

>tfw you want to rape /r9k/-type boys for their own good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJhiHlDf3l4
Behold, ya fucking slut: That vid is the answer

>>38597732
>tfw you want to rape /r9k/-type boys for their own good
pls rape me

>>38597732
please "rape" us all

>>38597800
>>38597834
>/r9k/'s weak neet arms can't keep me off or defend himself
>/r9k/ crying in the bathtoom and repeating "boys can't be raped"

cute.

>>38597949
>mfw sticky arms
>mfw easily cry

Why you do this to me?

>>38597949
would you force us to cum inside you?

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Fembots just need to be bred

>>38598057
CUTE. this board is kid-in-a-candy-store tier for me. all these crybabies who need to be taught manners, but also just need a little affection.

>>38598073
obviously.

>>38598174
how would you force us? leg lock? cowgirl?

>>38598174
>all these crybabies who need to be taught manners, but also just need a little affection.
Y-yeah... p-please teach me with love

>>38598210
cowgirl, hands around the neck.

>>38598247
>>38598210
this fucking board lmao

>started new job
>can hear coworkers talking about me behind my back
>calling me weird and creepy
It's high school all over again. And elementary school all over again too I guess.

>>38598259
i like my hands pinned down instead but hot

>>38598313
Oh, and college too. I forgot that one.

>>38598283
Well... what did you expected?

>>38598340
i do too, but i like when they pitifully try to fight back.

>>38598313
>>38598356
Well, were you being weird and creepy?

>>38598083
what is going on here? wtf?

>>38598259
pls choke me, mommy

>>38598363
Honestly, I'm always amazed.

>>38598411
I don't know. I never learned how to tell if I am.

>>38598378
is it fine if they pretend to be weaker?

>>38593264
>hedonism
>respectable

>>38598428
Like there's always some weird shit, heh?

You know we're a bunch of betas, we lack the balls to get a pussy so we just wish a girl who comes to be dominant with us

>>38598426
>tfw your internet friends call you mommy so much you get used to it

>>38598428
it's part of the 4chan experience

>>38598259
>not leg lock

It's like you're not even trying to emotionally scar us.

>>38598522
Why do they call you mommy, mommy?

>>38598527
>implying i have to try

>>38598572
i'm the oldest, i give mom advice, and links to cute clothes. cookies are sent on christmas.

>>38598617
How old are you, mommy? you sound like very comfy person, mommy

>>38598668
32 as of a few months ago. i love cute stuff, but seeing cute stuff makes me become aggressive.

>>38598789
>tfw same age
i didn't ask for this

>>38598789
You're kinda old, mommy (hope it doesn't offend you). Is that the reason why you want to choke beta boys, mommy?

>>38598789
>tfw no mommy friend to hug me and teach me how to not scare normies

>>38595981
hello cuck boy

>>38593264
Why is female Wokjak so cute?
I want to cuddle her.

>>38598902
i bet you look young, though.

>>38598910
not offended, and PROBABLY. cute boys turn me into a sadist.

>>38598947
i'll be your friend! this board is lots of fun, keep an eye out for mom advice.

>>38599061
How do I make people like me, mommy?

>>38599061
Phew! What characteristics make a boy cute for you, mommy?

>>38599061
i definitely don't look young, sorry to burst the fantasy

>tfw don't even mind being called a slut just want to stop being a sad virgin

If it makes you feel any better I don't know a single person who gives a fuck about trivial shit like this. You American by any chance?

>>38599180
>implying you don't have to just leave your house and you could find a man to have sex with you within 1 minute

WOMEN CANT BE ROBOTS

>>38599180
>tfw don't even mind being called a slut just want to stop being a sad virgin
You know who else want to stop being a sad virgin?

Me

>>38599273
yeah, you could have sex with a desperate old ugly woman too. you can also pay for it. i'm sure you wouldn't want that.

>>38599332
>yeah, you could have sex with a desperate old ugly woman too. you can also pay for it. i'm sure you wouldn't want that.

I wouldn't pay for it, but I would definitely have sex/relationship with a below average woman. Unlike women, men who aren't chads actually lower their standards to a reasonable level.

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>tfw my chad fucks me without condom
>tfw my orbiters buy me something that costs below the price of 300 dollars
>tfw I get called a gold digger

>>38599332
are you fat? stop being fat, you won't be limited to desperate old ugly men. and even then bbw have their niche. only gays are into fat men

>>38599180
Find a an who loves you and cares about you, or you will be a sad slut instead.

>>38598414
Sounds like a pre practiced line for you to walk in on after a hard days of wage cucking.

>>38599099
this needs a thread on its own, dear, but i'll give you the super basics for shy boys! the most obvious thing is to be polite to people unless they're rude to you first. getting people to like you is tough if you don't fit in very well, and if strangers make you nervous it's even more difficult. if you aren't good at talking to strangers, practice by talking to yourself in the bathroom mirror with the fan on and the door shut (so nobody interrupts you). practice how to smile in the mirror, as well, people always respond better to others if they're smiling. if you aren't ready to actually talk to people, carry around gum or candy all the time and if you're walking around and waiting at traffic lights, offer the gum to people on the street with you. it gives you practice on handling small interactions and talking to others, and people always remember even the smallest kind gesture.
also, asking for a tiny favor will make people think you like them enough to ask for help. the favor can be something like this:

"can you do me a favor?"
>sure
"would you mind holding the door/holding my backpack/doing a random small task that has no real impact?"
>no problem!

really inconsequential little things like that make people relate to you more than they would have otherwise.

>>38599122
shy, soft voice, thin or chubby, androgynous hair cut, glasses, shota shorts.

>>38593264
>tfw never had sex
>tfw get called a pathetic loser
>tfw a girl keeps her virginity
>tfw she is called pure
system is so fucking rigged

>>38599522
>for shy boys
I'm the girl people think is creepy, though. I just want them to not talk about me like that. I appreciate the advice though, it seems useful.

>>38599374
i've only ever been rejected by below average men. asking for a guy at the very maximum a decade older than me is not too much.

>>38599653
Post a pic of yourself on /soc/ and crosspost so we know how fucking ugly you are. You must look like dogshit.

>>38599653
>asking for a guy at the very maximum a decade older than me is not too much.

daddy issues eh? that explains why you get rejected

>>38599522
>shy, soft voice, thin or chubby, androgynous hair cut, glasses, shota shorts.
all of this ecept the glasses, mommy. Pls be my abusive mommy

>>38599600
oh god i was the creepy girl too, i'm so sorry. i made some mistakes like telling someone i liked to smell their hair when they weren't looking, but that is the stuff i just had to grow out of, i think. the first step to becoming less of a creep is to acknowledge that you did something weird and try to avoid doing things that would be similar to what got you in trouble. the candy trick helped me a lot at this level.

>tfw creep with candy, but it works

>>38599653
>i've only ever been rejected by below average men.
I'm a below average man and i want you

>>38599825
I don't get too close to people (I think) but my home situation wasn't normal so I'm not good with social norms. I had to have it drilled into me in school that you go to an authority figure if somebody is giving you problems. In my home the way to deal with problems was force.

>>38599762
you'll wear non-prescription glasses for the cute aesthetic!

>>38593264
it's mostly women themselves that shame sluts, out of fear of being cheated on. robots shame both male (Chad)/female sluts.

I knew a guy when I was younger (i'm a guy) who would play with my fucking hair. Now that I think about it that was creepy as fuck.

>tfw just want to have sex with a boy who won't hurt me

>>38599866
>you'll wear non-prescription glasses for the cute aesthetic!
>mfw grafic desing, drawing and excesive use of interweebs are gonna make me use glasses. Is that enough for you, mommy?

>>38599836
the fact that you're saying that without knowing anything about me proves that you don't want me at all, you'd just settle for a poor ugly girl until your confidence is higher and then you'd leave her for someone better.

>>38600063
hurt you as in physically? been in abusive relationships friend?

>>38600063
Have you been hurt before? If yes then how?

>>38600090
>implying you wouldn't do the same to him

>>38599865
that's alright, you definitely don't have to get close to people unless you're ready to. sorry or the shitty life and your shitty family. i still think online friends are far better than in person ones because they're way likely to share some of your problems and know what you go through. dealing with people around you daily is hard, but the best way to start picking up on normal social cues is to copy what everyone else does when they talk (facial expression, where their hands are placed, feet positioning)

>>38600063
>tfw just want to have sex with a Chad that I can lock down until *I* change my mind and dump him and not the other way around so I can silence the quiet nagging voice in the back of my mind that forces me to evaluate my lack of worth as anything but another dime a dozen whore

I fixed your typos no need to thank me

>>38599836

Ok, but I'm not very pretty at all

[email protected]

>>38600065

You're talking to a man, retard

>Meet a fembot
>Says she's forever alone and tfw no bf etc memes
>Every other week she's hooking up with a new guy
>"I'm not a slut or anything."

Yeah, no, non-slut fembots are fat or unattractive. Every attractive fembot is a slut. Don't get me wrong, if men could get sex that easily they would all do it too and I'd also call them sluts if they were fucking two+ guys every month.

>>38600178
That sounds pretty tiring. I miss being young because at least then I sort of had excuses. I've outgrown the "alison from breakfast club" look now though.

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>>38600090
>the fact that you're saying that without knowing anything about me proves that you don't want me at all, you'd just settle for a poor ugly girl until your confidence is higher and then you'd leave her for someone better.
Aw... that makes you soud cuter. I really want to know more about you. For me, i consider myself the most boring person alive. knowing that, consider that i won't leave you.

>>38600208
no fucking shit fembots are unattractive. there's a genius among us. tf would i be doing here if i was pretty?

>>38600063
l want to love you.

>>38600251
You're pretty to someone, but you ignore them because of your impossible standards.

>The majority of /soc/ is guys who just want a girl that makes them feel special, is attracted to them and devoted
>The majority of women on /soc/ just want sex but also validation and acceptance from the guys they aren't sleeping with

Pick one thing. Sleep around all you want and don't care what people think, or resign to the fact that if you sleep around, the guys you aren't sleeping with are going to feel jaded and insult you. Not just the guys though, the majority of "slut" insults actually come from other women, it's used as a way to make themselves look better.

Seriously, stop caring what other people think about your own sex life. Do what you want, but not everybody is going to like how you've lived your life and find you desirable.

>>38600214
That post seemed a lot less disjointed in my head. Maybe I need to lay down.

>>38600251

[email protected]

>>38600251
You'd be fucking as many guys as possible.

>>38600191
mmmm are you a boy or a girl?

>>38600348
Female (maIe)

>>38599836
I'm not beautiful but I guess we can figure out something
[email protected]

>>38600251
Pls be my unattractive gf

>>38600065
>glasses and art shit
mega cute!

>>38600214
don't worry it's just a small guideline in how to replicate norm behavior, if it seems too daunting to actually implement, just think about doing it. if you remember some of these tips off chance one day you're welcome to give it a try. having a bad upbringing isn't really something i'd call an "excuse" as much as a cause and effect thing.

>>38600214
>tfw no alison gf
i want to die

>>38600660
I used to look the part, but I'm not really quirky like her. I'm usually described as "off".
>>38600592
I probably will. I don't like being this alone all the time.

>>38600592
>mega cute!
L-let me paint a smile in your face, mommy

I'm not omniscient but from my 3 years in college I have literally never heard a man slut shaming a woman

it's women who do it to each other

also no one really cares that much, like at all

>>38600251
Slutting, no doubt.

>malebot
>24 year old virgin
>have to spend $100-200 on an escort if I want to lose my virginity

Yeah must be really hard being a woman and having everything given to you for no effort

>>38600682
why are you described that way?

>>38600709
Chill, femanons that prefer cute over alpha are always an exception.

I'm a KHV and I frankly think you should be ashamed.
Being a slut is never justified no matter what your gender is.

>>38600730
Because I am, I guess. Always quiet, never made friends. There were always rumors that I was "troubled". I guess they were accurate. I used to be okay with being left alone but I can't stand it anymore. I feel like I'm going insane from the loneliness.

>>38593264
>>38593286
It's because women place sexual value on men who have been deemed attractive by other women. So it's your fault that this is how it is. I'm sorry that's this is biology works, you fucking stupid roasties.

>women compain about being called sluts or not
>women complain about birth control etc
>meanwhile, i've never had sex

why should I care

>>38600765
i'm usually okay with being alone, but when the loneliness comes, it hits hard. i think it's definitely a lot harder to make friends once you're out of school. sorry about your family life.

>>38600857
>i think it's definitely a lot harder to make friends once you're out of school
It is. I don't know how to talk to people properly.
>i'm usually okay with being alone, but when the loneliness comes, it hits hard.
It really does. One minute I'm okay and then it hits like a truck and all I can do is lay in bed and stare at the ceiling.

>>38600682
my heart goes out to you, meeting people is pretty hard when you have a bad reputation or aren't in school.

>>38600709
settle down and have a juicebox, junior. be nice like your brother >>38600686

>>38600882

Are you a normie girl? If so we should date.

>>38600882
>I don't know how to talk to people properly.
for so long i used to answer "how are you" with something earnest until i realized it's usually an empty question and another way or an extension of saying hello
>all I can do is lay in bed and stare at the ceiling
it's usually a glazed look into a monitor with music sometimes playing for me. i've been meaning to make a playlist for those kinda days but i barely have the motivation to get out of bed, and oversleeping only makes me feel worse

>>38601035
I definitely wouldn't call myself normie. I have a job but that's as normal as I get.

>>38601043

Oh well then have fun with these loser robots. You're a pathetic virgin too.

>goes back to re*dit

>>38601043
What's your job? Wagie?

>>38601078
Not really, no. That's part of the troubled childhood. I got put in foster care because my family lived in a crackhouse and one of the older boys there molested me. So I hid a small kitchen knife up my sleeve and stabbed him in the stomach the next time he tried.
>>38601103
I work in accounting for a local law firm.

Are pathetic lonely virgin lesbians allowed here?

>>38601136

Yes! I'm bi. Tell me about yourself.

>>38601134

>has sex

muh troubles

You hook one of your lawyers yet?

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>>38601136
>TFW a guy with a lot of lesbian friends
>TFW none of them ever want to date eachother or even meet eachother because they're too nervous
>TFW I feel bad and I end up crushing on them every time

Image related, directed at myself. Good luck friend. Normally I'd try being friendly but if you're cute chances are I'd develop yet another crush on a lonely lesbian.

>>38601006
>be nice like your brother >>38600686 (You)
I always do my best to be a good boy, mommy. I do it for you. And don't forget that you're the best mommy in the world.

>>38601186
They don't even really talk to me.

>>38601134
that's pretty badass, you did good.

>>38601205

lmao you robots are so pathetic. You'll be alone your whole life. Everything you do, everywhere you go, every weekend, every holiday, every newsworthy event that happens in your pathetic life, you will be alone.

>>38601136
There's a board for your kind

>>38601225
It got me relocated and "evaluated", but it kind of felt good. That's how I was raised. Don't tell the adults, just make sure he regrets ever laying his hands on you.

>>38601267

you actually didn't enjoy it? Its just sex. everything else is socially constructed drama.

>>38601163
Just a very gay 25yo autistic NEET. Feeling extra lonely today, three days in a row I've had erotic dreams about girls I haven't seen since highschool.

>>38601290
I didn't want it in the first place, and he was rough and smelled bad and I was too young for it in the first place.

>>38601197
this would be a good anime plot

>>38601204
and that's why you're mommy's favorite

>>38601267
the entire foster care system is the thing to be "evaluated", you just protected yourself.

>>38601311

sounds hawt. lucky him.

>>38601355
It's not all bad. I was with an actual family after that. The previous home had basically just been where all the kids people didn't want got put. They had a son and we'd play video games a lot. He had to teach me how to do tekken inputs though.
>>38601398
I hope he found it worth the stabbing.

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>>38601355
It's not good friend. Basically I meet them, they talk about how hard it is to find girls, I try to introduce them to my other cute lesbian friends but they're always too nervous (On both ends) and nothing ever happens. Then we talk long enough that I get to know them and almost every time I end up realizing that they're actually really interesting and nice, and I develop some kind of crush, even though they're gay and I shouldn't.

Shit's really awful man. I'm lonely too but I still feel bad when I develop some kind of feelings for my gay female friends, mostly because if they knew they'd probably be really uncomfortable and not want to be my friend.

Image again directed at myself.

>>38601422

Where did you stab him? It definitely sounds worth it. He got fresh, young, tight pussy all for himself. Like even Chads rarely get that.

>>38601355
>and that's why you're mommy's favorite
yeiii!! I love you, mommy. I wanna hug you, mommy

>>38601470
In the stomach. 3 times. It was a small knife.

>>38601573

Worth it. Again, sounds really hot. He got you. lucky fuck

>>38601607
You should be shot in the head, disgusting faggot. Molesting children should be a death sentence.

>>38601688

>normie

lololol muh social rules

>>38601607
You're fucked lad
>>38601688
I don't think they should be shot in the head, i think they should have their nuts n dick clipped with hedge clippers

>>38601470
>>38601607
>>38601708
>reddit spacing
out

>>38593264
its simple.
key that opens many locks is a usefull key

lock thats open by many key is a useless lock

>>38601732
and? you're not? faggot norms. you're against some social values but not others. that makes you a hypocritical norm, pussy.

where the fuck did all these r*dditors come from. get out you retards.

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>>38593264
do femanons watch blacked or is it a meme?

>>38593577
I want you to know I think this is a pretty good joke

>>38601865
pic makes me want to suck cock

>>38601865
It's a troll. All porn viewing habits that have been studied shows that interracial is pretty low on the list and mostly viewed by men. Most women watch lesbian and gay porn.

It's like trap porn, guys that get off on traps want everybody else to also like traps so they pretend they do. Cucks into race fetishes want girls to be into the porn they're into.

>>38601904
Samefag.

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>>38601916
That's why blacked is the third most popular channel on pornhub, right? retard, and no that's not me above

>>38601979
It's promoted heavily. A lot of money goes into advertising it and pushing it onto porn sites. It's also viewed by cuck men almost exclusively. Stop posting your disgusting fetish all over the place.

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>>38602013
>n-no its totally just the jews promoting it only cuck men views it all the female commenters don't real and all the amateur females are traps

stay delusional

Why do you all hates sluts so much?

Go ahead, be a slut if you want. I'd rather an honest whore than beating around the bush BULLSHIT

Just suck my dick and move on, I dont want feelings for you I just want my cock sucked.

Stop being mad at whores and be mad at those fake innocent prudes

>>38602101
Much like the myth of black penis size, yeah, it's just advertising. The average caucasian penis and the average black penis have a difference of 0.1 inches.

White woman black man relationships are the least common out of all interracial relationships besides black women which are considered the least desirable by all other races.

Stop with your cuck fetish spamming and false narrative. There have been dozens of studies that prove everything in this fetish wrong. It's just your fantasy.

can a femanon pls be my gf and make me homemade pies and bread pls

>>38602289
bake me a pie first and then i will give it to you

>>38602314

okay. where do you live? this thread will probably be killed soon though

>>38602346
in shit box connecticut

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>tfw in medicine
>tfw only sensible, remotely stable, and well-adjusted person there
>tfw I fucking hate myself and my life
>tfw I often fantasize about crashing my car to see what would happen
>tfw even if I do leave to another country or do something else, I won't feel happy

>>38602369

I'm from boston. discord?

>>38595511
Why are men so easy? Why is it women's faults that men are so controlled by their libidos that any Elma could get laid?
It's strange to me that this is everyone's endgame, and that they think it cures depression and makes life 50 times better.

>>38602602

Why are women so difficult? If weren't for women's craziness everyone could having sex all the time.

>>38602551
it's mehbe

>>38602651

I'd like to say that we are crazy because of reasonable things. But most of the time is because we have cyclic hormone releases that have an underlying effect on our emotional state.
Plus, we were bred to pick the best mate. our partners are our 'best mate' and we don't want to lose them. Unlike males, bred for fucking anything (should) have less jealousy

>>38602651
Sex isn't that important. It's important to live a stable and fulfilling life. I'd rather jerk off than sleep with someone just because they try to make me feel bad because THEY got infatuated with me but we have no chemistry.

>>38599061
What about cute girls?

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>>38593264
guaranteed (You)'s

This happens everyday but you guys get so triggered you can't ignore it

THE WORD "PIZZA" (ITALIAN: [PITTSA]) FIRST APPEARED

IN A LATIN TEXT FROM THE SOUTHERN ITALY TOWN OF

GAETA, THEN STILL PART OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE, IN 997 AD; THE TEXT STATES THAT A TENANT OF CERTAIN

PROPERTY IS TO GIVE THE BISHOP OF GAETA DUODECIM

PIZZE ("TWELVE PIZZAS") EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY, AND ANOTHER TWELVE EVERY EASTER SUNDAY".[1][7]

SUGGESTED ETYMOLOGIES INCLUDE:

BYZANTINE GREEK AND LATE LATIN PITTA > PIZZA,

CF. MODERN GREEK PITTA BREAD AND THE APULIA AND

CALABRIAN (THEN BYZANTINE ITALY) PITTA,[8] A ROUND

FLAT BREAD BAKED IN THE OVEN AT HIGH TEMPERATURE

SOMETIMES WITH TOPPINGS. THE WORD PITTA CAN IN TURN BE TRACED TO EITHER ANCIENT GREEK __

(PIKTE), "FERMENTED PASTRY", WHICH IN LATIN BECAME "PICTA", OR ANCIENT GREEK _ (PISSA,

ATTIC _, PITTA), "PITCH",[9][10] OR PETEA, "BRA

(PETITES, "BRAN BREAD").[11]
THE ETYMOLOGICAL DICTIONARY OF THE ITALIAN

LANGUAGE EXPLAINS IT AS COMING FROM DIALECTAL

PINZA "CLAMP", AS IN MODERN ITALIAN PINZE "PLIERS,

PINCERS, TONGS, FORCEPS". THEIR ORIGIN IS FROM LATIN PINSERE "TO POUND, STAMP".[12

THE LOMBARDIC WORD BIZZO OR PIZZO MEANING

"MOUTHFUL" (RELATED TO THE ENGLISH WORDS "BIT" AND

"BITE"), WHICH WAS BROUGHT TO ITALY IN THE MIDDLE O


F THE 6TH CENTURY AD BY THE INVADING LOMBARDS.[1][13]

THE WORD "PIZZA" (ITALIAN: [PITTSA]) FIRST APPEARED IN A LATIN TEXT FROM THE SOUTHERN ITALY TOWN

GAETA, THEN STILL PART OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE, IN

997 AD; THE TEXT STATES THAT A TENANT OF CERTAIN

PROPERTY IS TO GIVE THE BISHOP OF GAETA DUODECIM

PIZZE ("TWELVE PIZZAS") EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY, AND

ANOTHER TWELVE EVERY EASTER SUNDAY".[1][7]

SUGGESTED ETYMOLOGIES INCLUDE:

BYZANTINE GREEK AND LATE LATIN PITTA > PIZZA, CF. MODERN GREEK PITTA BREAD AND THE APULIA AND

CALABRIAN (THEN BYZANTINE ITALY) PITTA,[8] A ROUN

FLAT BREAD BAKED IN THE OVEN AT HIGH TEMPERATURE
SOMETIMES WITH TOPPINGS. THE WORD PITTA CAN IN

TURN BE TRACED TO EITjxbHER ANCIENT GREEK __ (PIKTE),

Being a hoe is easy, being a player is not. That's why. A girl can get a million guys easily, tht's a sign of weakness in a woman. It's a lot more work for a man, it's a sign of strength.

>>38593264
forgive if someone already said this but im gonna quote the youtube faggot "sargon of akkad".
it's about the balance of power. men have a harder time getting a woman so if they can get several they are praised.
it works the same way in other situations, if a man slaps a woman he is a monster but if a woman does the same she is praised.
why cant people just live with gender roles? why cant we just accept biology?