Would you rather >be cursed to live in the sea as a half

>>38592538
I'd take the bird/mountain scenario. I don't like dark water.

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>live in the mountains eating mountain goats and whatever else I please
>swoop down into the valleys and terrorize the townsfolk
>steal riches from lands far and near and hide them deep in an inaccessible mountain cave
>when the urge hits, fly down to the valleys and snatch a pure maiden girl to ravage her on a mountaintop

Sounds pretty dope OP where do I sign up?

>>38592538
Definitely half human half bird

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>>38592538
Uh the second one, zilliphone

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>>38592538
>Live for eternity as a monster person

Yes please I'll take wings and immortality.

Sound both tempting desu.
Think I would take the ocean, always wanted to be able to breath water and see all below the ocean.

>>38592538
Would my mouth be a bird mouth or?

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>>38592538
Mountain birdman sounds cool.
> can fly
> talk to other birds
> probably respected by other birds because of size
> become wise old creature revered by locals
> be friends with locals
> maybe can find another bird woman to make birdman babies with

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>>38593027
Does it really matter if you have a beak or lips?

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>>38593185
Also
> eat manfish

>>38593190
>>38593027
What about lips with beak like teeth?

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>live in a disgusting polluted underwater world where giant sea creatures can snack on your bones
or
>live in the beautiful mountains, spooking campers away from their delicious s'mores and smoked weenies, fly around all day without a care

>>38592538
> be the middle of the food chain in a hostile scary environment
or
> be the top of the food chain in a beautiful mountain range

>>38593211
I'd be kinda fine with that, as long as I got net.

>>38592538
Either way the Chinese will eat you.

>>38593845
The Chinese would kill, cook, and eat a normal person in a mascot costume- they just eat whatever they can catch.

>>38593887
Less likely to catch the bird, so that's probably the best option.

>>38592538
Birdman of course. I'd choose being a birdman over being human too.

>>38593190
Yes because you can't talk with a beak but you can talk with lips