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>introduced to my cyborg friend's female friend >her

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>introduced to my cyborg friend's female friend
>her name is Sapphire
>"did your parents name you that because of your pretty eyes?(very light blue and sparkly)
>"No"
>"oh.."
Great. Now she knows I was staring at her eyes and thinking about them, she probably thinks I'm creepy as fuck
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If you were attractive you'd probably be banging her right now.
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>>38586125
I'm pretty average, just socially crippled because I was homeschooled up until my junior year in highschool, god public schooling was hell for me.
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>>38586082
That was kind of autismo, but i wouldnt say its a death sentence
I need me a blue-eyed grill
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>>38586082
shes thinking about your cute comment while she slicks herself in your bed this night
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>>38586193
Honestly she's probably a lesbian, she's got all kind of feminism and equality stickers on her laptop and she never spoke a word about a male celebrity when she and my friend were talking about actors they'd like to see in more movies.
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>>38586263
why are you even hitting on that thing
jesus christ man
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>>38586082
I see nothing wrong with this exchange.
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Get the fuck out of here you fucking retarded normie faggot no one fucking cares about your normie (((problems)))
>Im so awkward xDDD
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>>38586144
Public schooling was hell for everyone, don't think you're special.
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>>38586082
Pure, unadulterated autism. I can just imagine you delivering that line in a Chris Chan-esque voice and thinking how clever it was
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>>38586082
Women love compliments. You're in the good my guy. It's just another way of well, social engagement.
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>>38586082
You know if you're attractive, not a sperg and said that with a certain confidence, she might just think you're interested in her, and like it
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