>oh hey, anon would you like some coffee?

Shhhh, no talking until i've finished my morning cup

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No, only superior beverages for me.

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>>38585684
Shhh roastie toasty i got my cup.
Now it's time for silence

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>>38585684
I hate when people fuss over me as a guest, I feel so unworthy
>"no no, I'm fine thank you"
>>"how bout some water"
>"no no Im fine." fuckkk.
>remember to smile, look them in the eyes as we chat
>crap my eyes are dry, fuck I haven't been blinking. I bet I look like I'm staring,
>blink blink blink
>fuck I blinked too fast,
>slow down, eye contact, remember to blink casual
>fuck I don't know what to do with my hands they looked weird laying next to me on the couch, put them in my lap,
>don't know what do do with my hands in my lap
>WHY AM i SO AWKWARD
>shit shit there is a weird pause in the conversation
>just tell that joke you memorized even though it's out of context
>fuck can't remember the punch line
>"hehe may I use your restroom"
>say in the bathroom for 20 minutes to be alone

>>38586317
meanwhile, in the other room
>"did you see anon's hands?"
>"what the hell was he even doing with them?"

>>38585684
no sugar this time around

>>38586352
that's why I carry a fidget spinner with me at all times, those things changed my life

>>38585684
Thanks for offer I'm cutting down on stuff like that got anything else on offer

Yes please, would you mind filtering it through your kidneys first?

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>>38585684
>I'll take black with lots of sugar and lots of cream.

>>38588670
how the fuck did you manage to turn this gay?