Man, 35, drank himself to death after consuming too much water

lol dumb faggot didn't he hear about the woman who died drinking water trying to win a Nintendo Wii?

Another senseless death due to dihydrogen-oxide. When will they ban this horrible substance?

>>38579395
iirc that death was because she didn't pee for fear of being DQ'd from the contest

>>38579408
BWAHAHAHAHAHA that's SO FUNNY I've totally never heard that one before!! Mind if I share it with my friends on Reddit???

>>38579432
No, you may not. It is MY original joke and NOT to be shared with others.

I have GIFTED it to this thread ONLY.

>>38579361
It's for real.
I almost did it.
Heat category 5 for two hours and I was three camelbacks and 4 canteens of water deep because I didn't want to get heat stroke or dehydrate.

Water intoxication feels the exact same as heat stroke.
Dizzy, numb, skin feels the wrong temperature, start gagging like you're going to throw up but nothing comes out, etc...

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>>38579481
When it happens to me I become sexually aggressive and I MUST COMMIT sexual assault!! I'm high as FUCK!

>>38579361
How much water you even need to kill yourself to begin with?
Like 10 liters? 20?

>>38579619
dont know how much exactly but pretty sure its muuuch more than that

>>38579361
normies are so fucking weak water kills then, I have no sympathy for that

>>38579430

Yup, so safe to assume this retard also held it in while drinking more water

>>38579619
He had to have drank more than 2 gallons in a 24 hour period, what was this retard doing?

>>38579578
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Why the fuck would you write this?