>Hey bro, wanna grab a slice?

Sure, thank you. You sure are a good friend, Chad.

fun fact: most chads are super nice to robots

get a chad friend today

That looks like a great pizza, count me in. I brought that new batch of double IPA I finished brewing last month. Ready to pwn some noobs on CoD?

Sure, but... why is your shirt off sempai...

enjoy being able to chew on it while you can

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miss me with that shit, I'm on keto

>>38572296
Right after I grab your cock and stroke you off, then you can nut on my face Chad in the most original and non homo way possible.

I'm not gay but I wanna fuck a Chad up his ass and make him a submissive slut

>>38572354
>Ah, just gotta give the guns some room, haha! Hey, Eugine, mind doing me a favor? Could you clean out my fridge, I had some meat I put in there go bad last week, i'd love you so much for it bro!

I would be concerned in that situation but his face is incredibly friendly.

>>38572296
I swear if you cut a hole in it and your dick is under there again......