Have you ever went full NPC
>>38571591
No, but after reading this I may give it a try. I'm barely able to hold a conversation using my original thoughts. Maybe I should just use someone else's and see where it goes
>geese
>filthy creatures
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS CUNT THINK HE IS?
>>38571924
>leaf here
i fucking hate geese.
they are annoying as fuck
whenever i'm trying to go somewhere they'll be on the sidewalk hissing at me like they can hurt me at all
I'LL FUCKING END YOU YOU WEAKLING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT NOW LET ME WALK IN PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38571658
driving to remote towns once a week and sperging out at cashiers really gets it out of my system
>>38571591
Help, HELP! THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE!MUUUUUUUURDERRRRRR
>>38571591
no but i've been in dm's with people who seem like lazy atempts to pass the turing test
(we're running out of things to talk about)
>*shows semi impessive 3d animation i made*
>oh ok
>did you know how long this took to render
>define render
>rendering is the process of the computer "drawing" the immages
>oh ok, how long
>50 minutes, on a gaming pc
>oh ok
>have you been buzy with your hobby's lately
>no
there is having a one-cided conversation and then there is this
Sounds intersting and fun, plus you get to excersise the idgf muscle, quite useful this days if you want to be happy when you are not depresed in your room
>>38572389
Oh ok. That's interesting.
>>38572412
>plus you get to excersise the idgf muscle
You have to be REALLY fucking careful about this, especially if you've been NEET for a long time. You're not the same person as you used to be, a lot of the anxiety you used to have has evaporated because of the soul-crushing identity-deleting emptiness of NEETdom
>>38571591
went to a private high school where volunteering for a certain amount of hours was mandatory and all of the volunteer work was dirty to some degree. as a former germophobe (now I don't really care unless it is something like fresh bodily fluids), I would go into a trance-like state whenever I volunteered.
first time I had to help clear out an empty lot with a bunch of overgrown plants and garbage, and my group finished before it was entirely cleared. I kept on cleaning even though no one else was doing it and someone had to say multiple times to me that we were finished for the day.
next, we were cleaning garbage from the streets around my school (somewhat lower class but decent), and I constantly picked up the most disgusting things because I was set on my task. One time I picked up a really wet and muddy torn up shirt from the curb and the guy I was with insisted that I not pick up that kind of stuff even though we were wearing gloves.
the third time I can remember well was when I was volunteering at a hospital for a summer. I was helping a nursing station as a volunteer and the major part was cleaning and preparing the patient areas. There were many times when I accidentally popped in on a patient's area because I was transfixed on getting every bed properly prepared. I'm pretty sure a couple of the nurses didn't like me at all because of how adamant I was concerning the main part of the job and didn't just help them with what they were doing on the fly.
didn't greentext because I've learned I'm absolutely terrible at telling stories through it over the years
>>38571924
>le epib canda meme DDDDDDDDDD
fuckoff back to re ddit please
I worked a retail job last year and did this, specifically with Oblivion
Most of the time I'd just go "ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER" and then "BE SEEING YOU"
>>38572989
this does not sound right
>>38572389
Girls these days seem to have two settings. If she wants to fuck you, you'll get the liveliest conversations in the world. If she doesn't, well...
I'll take ELIZA over a girl who isn't into me(all of them)any day.
>>38571591
>5'6", 280 lbs
>168 cm, 127 kg
What the fuck are these people eating
>>38575462
Did you not read? Cookie chicken breast sandwiches
>>38572351
Thatspoilered part made me kek.
>>38575534
That does sound like a pretty good way to bulk.
>>38572389
Can people not even just pretend to give a fuck for a second when talking to people? Just fake interest until you can move the conversation on instead of being a bitch and making someone who's sharing his interests with you feel uncomfortable because you're too retarded to come up with something more oregano than "oh ok". Also post animation anon i want to see.
>>38571924
A real Canadian would know that geese are fucking assholes.
>>38571924
I'm on to you filthy goose, get the fuck of my internet. Most faggoty birds on the planets goddamn i got bit by them three times stupid cancerous honking shits
Yes i mad
Most normies are real life NPCs so this might be an effective way to communicate with them
90% of my conversations are
>How are you today?
>Good, good, how're you?
>Good!
>Nice, nice.
>>38572351THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEEEEED TO DEATH!
>>38571924
Geese are shit and so is Leafistan
>>38574398
fucking this. something about >>38572989
seems completely off
>>38571924
Canadians are the vegans of nationalities. Worse than Claps desu