Myths that you wish were actually true

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>>38571168
bloody mary

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>having an alpha personality depends on your father

>>38571779
That one is however

>>38571779
Sorry m8, that's true.

>>38571168
This is actually true though. My last gf wanted me to choke her and pin her down. It actually made me uncomfortable to a degree but the power of boners was stronger.

>>38571168
But... this is true.
>>38572853 said all.
Girls want a man which fulfill their submissive desires. My ex gf wanted that me almost rape her in bed, while I just want some calm love scene.

>>38571168
>porn teaches you to be a cuckold

think about it, you're literaly WATCHING people fuck

>>38572903
The worst of that idea is that exist VIRGINS WITH THOUSANDS OF PORN HOURS.

In reality porn teaches men to fantasize about stronger and bigger-dicked men dominating women

>anyone can get good at something if they practice

>>38572900
Best part is being able to say shit to her that you'd never be able to when she's not driven by manic cocklust.

>>38571586
haha how pathetic
bloody mary
bloody mary
bloody mary
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>>38573329
>>38571586
Bloody Mary isn't the name of the life achievement to fuck a woman in her days?

>>38573329
yes you say it 3 times then she comes and tests you to see if your pure and good if so she becomes your succubus wafiu if not she kills you your myth version is shit

>>38572852
>Sorry m8, that's true
If only.