would you have sex with a dolphin, /r9k/?

>ywn be forced to have multiple orgasms inside that sweet dolphinpucci
>ywn lose circulation to your dick as you realize the dolphin won't let go of you

why live

Dolphin would probably bite your head off or drown you

>>38561370
of course who wouldn't now post dolphin porn everyone

>>38561370
there was a time on 4chan when someone was spamming dolphin pussy threads and some fucking idiot who worked around dolphins fell for the meme and tried to have sex with one and got his dick ripped off

if anyone has that image itd be a real trip down memory lane

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>mfw dolphins can actually get aroused by humans

>>38563536
>he doesnt know about the dolphin rape caves
>he doesnt know about the scientists that had sex with dolphin because both enjoyed it

Maybe. It sounds kind of novel, but dolphins are kind of retarded looking.

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post the website to the guide

>>38561370
i have some dignity left in me, so no

So why hasn't anyone researched the dolphin vagina chemical that causes continuous orgasms and multiple ejaculations?

>>38562254
>and got his dick ripped off
wtf how? Does the pussy have teeth or something? I don't think this dolphin fucking thing is for me.

>ywn be rich enough to pay for an interspecies porn filming op in international waters and give the internet what it wants and deserves
>ywn join in one day for fun

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>>38561370
That depends on the situation. Ironalldy

>>38563552
>scientist that had sex with dolphins
I know about that. Fucking 70s man.

>>38563741
what the actual literal fuck

>>38564407

Are you retarded? The dolphin swam away and ripped it off.