Do girls (female) actually browse this board? I've talked

I've talked to a couple girls so far and only one of them is a tranny, and they said so day one. But no, r9k isn't a place you should look for female attention on.

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>>38552822
Then what's with all these threads blatantly directed towards females, e.g. that makeup thread?

>>38552880
r9k isn't a place you should look for female attention on.

>>38552533
Yes, real girls post here. Unlike the trannies, the real girls will ghost you after one or two conversations.

Friendly reminder that most female (male) on here turned prison gay.

>>38552880
It's mostly LARPing plus a few actual normie females who hear of this place via the interwebs and only come here for a time out of curiosity.

>>38552929
Are you a real girl then? Or are you just assuming?

>>38552533
Met a qt from here
There are grils here, both (male) and female

>>38553012
How do you meet qt girls on /r9k/?

>>38553012
How do you meet qt girls (male) on /r9k/?

>>38553047
He's lying for attention.

>>38552533
Yeah they are here, I got into contact with them completely by accident though.

>>38552533
am grill, met gf here, yes they do

>>38553072
go to a trap thread you nigger

>>38552988
I'm a girl, but I don't really like to admit it on this board for obvious reasons.

>>38553117
Those are obviously girls pretending to be traps for attention. And this is the opposite case>>38553124

>>38552533
There are some real females here HOWEVER they all have BPD. This I can assure you.

You don't want anything to do with them. Even the trannies would (slightly) be better with their foot fetishes.

All of the girls left to lolcow, which I am permanently banned on for winning an argument against a mod. You morons with your constant "fembot threads" scared them off forever. Years ago you might have been able to get a girlfriend from /r9k/, now it's impossible.

>>38552533
Yes. I have met and verified two girls. One in real life one over the internet. The one over the internet was so fucking ugly I doubt it was a ruse. Were talking so fat her arms are wider than her hand and it just kind spills over her wrist.

>>38553240
I came here from lolcow that place is dead

>>38553267
Same. It's also full of normalfags.

>>38552916
What if I'm only attracted to the types of girls that would come here?

>>38553267
Are you a girl that didn't know about /r9k/ but learned of it from there? How did you learn about lolcow if not /r9k/?
>>38553308
Not nearly as bad as /r9k/.

>>38552533
l am not a donut, go fuck yourself

>>38552533
Yes but it makes me hate myself and my friends always mention I act more hateful when I lurk, so I come and go for months at a time.
I'm a lonely neet who only has online friends, but I can't relate to most people here because I'm a nicecore treehugger with optimism to spare, which pisses a lot of robots off because they think I'm being facetious.

Yes. Currently trying to not have a panic attack after realizing that everyone who I care about I have either pushed away or will be dead soon

Girls with low self-esteem like to go to places populated almost entirely by men so they can get attention without having to compete with other girls.

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>>38553365
Okay.

I'm gonna be a wizard soon, anyways. May as well end it before I become an official lost cause.

>>38552533
You act like somebody who have never seen a girl in their entire life.

>>38553424
Now wait a minute anon, don't do anything rash...

>>38553386
Will you be my overly nice friendo?

>>38552822
Don't really look for girls online kinda pathetic but honestly where else can you kind qt autistic girls besides on 4chan?

Some of the best grills spawned from the boards

>>38553356
I didn't know or care other boards beyond gif and wsg existed here

>>38553535
>I haven't spoken to a non-cashier female in years.
yeah, that anime tumbnails say it all.
Why you don't go out and just talk?

>>38552533
How did you know they were trannies?

>>38553573
Because I'm not some normie creeper who just waltzes outside and starts talking to random women.

>>38553601
They supposedly felt bad about lying to me after a while; and their friends also told me.

>>38553473
Absolutely, kiddo!

>>38552974
>LARPing
wouldn't it just be RP?
>few actual normie girls
i don't know that i come here out of curiosity, more out of habit. i used to be a proper NEET a few years back, but i've changed a lot. still awkward and cynically minded, however, which makes it difficult to participate in or enjoy other places.

>>38553875
What about me?

All of my online "friends" bully me.

>>38553875
Do you have an email or discord? Please don't call me kiddo, I'm an adult for the most part and I doubt you're much older than me.

>>38553124
>I'm a girl (male), but I don't really like to admit it on this board for obvious reasons.
Ftfy

>>38553911
I'll bully you if you want me to

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>>38554111
I specifically *don't* want to be bullied.

>>38554140
It would be playful sexual bullying, not bullying with intent to hurt your feelings

>>38554219
You sound an awful lot like those girl (male) dominatrices.

But fine.

>>38553667
How did their friends tell you? Were they trying to out them out of malice or something?

>>38554348
It was some weird tranny cabal and I somehow ended up in a group chat with them.

The internet is a disgusting place.

>>38553875
Where'd you go, friendo?

>>38554380
You got ghosted, dweeb. Her bf probably through her on the bed and started pounding away.

Please come back, friendo.

>>38552533
I know at least one girl who browses /r9k/, didn't meet her here though.

>>38552533
Well yeah. How can you think out of 4 billion people, none of them browse this board? I'd say there is quite a lot of actual females here but they usually don't mention their gender because it will get them lynched. Real girls are usually pretty resistant to giving out any kind of contact information, so it's no surprise that the "girls" you've contacted were trannies.

>>38555128
>they usually don't mention their gender because it will get them lynched

LOL

It's the exact opposite on here, retard.

>>38555298
You literally have no way of knowing if the anon you're arguing about milf porn with is a female or a male. You just think girls mentioning their gender is the norm because that's the only thing you see. In reality you interact with a lot of anonymous girls, guaranteed.

Friendo did you really leave?

Friendo
please come back
I'm very lonely and I need an optimistic friend to make me think I have a chance of being happy

Friendo
please
I need you

I am literally a cute virgin NEET girl (female)

>>38553316
You're a pathetic faggot then.

>>38557601
Why don't you have a job? How old are you?

>>38557625
There are a dozen boring reasons. My Dad was a mormon. My mom is probably a lesbian. I am likely autistic.

32

>>38557601

No you're not. get out gay

I'm a girl! I'm not

>>38557670
Can you be considered "cute" at that age? No offense. Have you ever had a job? Who do you live with? How do you pay for things?

All fembots are my property.
They belong to me.

>>38557741
I take care of my skin and hair. I don't smoke or drink. I know how to do my hair and makeup. I am 20 lbs overweight but so are a lot of women considered cute. I've had several jobs. I live with my parents. I pay with SNAP and money from buying things from thrift stores and selling them on ebay.

it'll be nice when i pass well enough that i can introduce myself as cis without anyone clocking me

>>38557889
Are you white? Have you done any drugs?

>>38557889
Did you leave old bean? I'll miss you. Hope you find a good person to marry.

yes. most left for a time to lolcow then almost instantly came back here because that place is shit. you interact with them everyday on here and other boards without evening knowing because most have learned mentioning your gender gets you mobbed and believe it or not that actually activates their almonds pretty hard.
tl;dr tons.

>>38553240
>>38553267
>>38553356
>>38558279
tell me about lolcow

>>38557941
Yes. None that were not prescribed.
>>38558257
I was watching a video

>>38558352
Have you done cocaine with your mom?

>>38558310
its fully of normalfags and bitchstacies. the normalfags just do their own shit but they're few and far between and orbiter stacies but for the most part its dead as fuck with jackshit for content.the bitch stacies territory guard so if you post shit they usually do or don't orbit them they and their orbiters will do their best to bully you into oblivion.
tl;dr its less original than /b/ during the 24/7 multiple thread r34 era but vastly more caustic than here and they self impose and maintain it that way.

>>38558352
What video? Would it be worth watching again?

>>38558475
sounds interesting

i'll shitpost a little with two ips and see what happens

>>38558475
>>38558584
nevermind, something about the way most posts are written rubs me the wrong way

>>38552533
ugly girls do, they're basically the same as average guys

the attractive girls that do likely have some serious mental/emotional flaw, or are 1 in a million or so, which when you consider the world population is still a fairly high amount

>>38558352
Would you like to pass on your life experiences to a man about 2/3 your age?>>38558475

>>38558741
Phoneposted, didn't mean to quote the second post

>>38558741
you quoted 2 different people which one are you asking?
>>38558679
the whole site will do that to you after some time.

>>38558536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dih4az-WI

probably not

lolcow is really sad btw. It's the wizardchan for girls.

>>38558846
The first one, I said.
>>38558910
I checked it out for a few minutes. I got angry, got a headache, and left.

>>38552533
Ever visit those Vocaroo threads? Heard plenty of legit women there.

>>38558910
>female equivalent of wizardchan is a board full of sociopathic hypersexual normalfag women who hate men even more than wizards do women for pettier reasons
damn really makes me think

>>38558352
You seem interesting. If you'd be willing to talk more my email is [email protected]

>>38559211
You're that fucking creep from the other thread. You disgust me.

>>38559211
not interested

irrelevant text

>>38558877
Please email me you old hag, I want to learn from you and possibly be your friend
[email protected]

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Yeah, I'm a girl. But I'm more autistic than 80% of this board and am only looking for this type of guy

>>38552533
There are some attention whores that like this place but with the new rule about not being allowed to show pictures of yourself they're probably all gone now.

If you really want to find girls on the imternet go to tumblr

>>38559452
Go to Tumblr and then what? How do I get a girlfriend from Tumblr?

>>38559211
>You seem interesting.

you arent fooling anyone with that line

>>38559422
A junky psuedo-metalhead hipster faggot degenerate?

>>38559204
Natural for a lock to be bitter about keys for the polar opposite reason a key would be bitter about locks.

>>38560050
I'm the other guy. I'm solely interested in you is it you? I'm not sure because of your age. I didn't know women that old browsed this board. Email me if you want, I won't bullshit you.

>>38560092
>pseudo-metalhead

Get out of here. You probably listen to stupid shit like Slayer or Amon Amarth or some normie metal bullshit

>>38560197
no, im not the 32 year old femanon. go be thirsty somewhere else

>>38560267
that is actually a very accurate label for the guy in the picture

>>38560317
All of my friends are younger than me, I want older friends

>>38560317
"Hipster faggot degenerate", yeah. That's understandable. The whole thing is pretty ironic anyway. I just want a guy that enjoys shit like Jesu and is shy, depressed, and hipster-like

>>38560267
>stupid shit
>slayer, one of the most influential metal bands that was a main influence for thrash, death, black, and doom metal
I literally want you to kill yourself, you fucking shoe gaze listening emo scum poser

>>38560467
>I just want a guy that enjoys shit like Jesu and is shy, depressed, and hipster-like

hence the words hipster faggot degnerate

>>38560366
go to a bar or some shit and befriend the locals

>>38560510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CoGDjtBtVE
Amen. Old school Slayer was the shit
I'm a huge Black Metal fan myself, but old Slayer has a raw almost Black Metal feel, it's fucking amazing

>>38560593
Who said e standard tuning riffs can't be brutal as fuck?

>>38560510
Yep, this is literally what 99 percent of ''METUL GURL'' roastie scum are these days
Know nothing about metal or music, just trendy hipster scum

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Are fembots sweaty?

>>38560510
Yeah, awful shit on the radio. First of all, whoever claims Slayer influenced doom metal is retarded. Black Sabbath, more-like. Saint Vitus, Melvins, Corrosion of Conformity. Those made more of an impact to metal worth listening to than the dipshits in Slayer. They're a shitstain and so are you.

>>38560819
Literally every pioneer of doom metal cites Slayer as an influence, Candlemass here says Slayer rules
Do some fucking research you utterly worthless and fake subhuman trash, I would gladly cut your throat you fucking trendcuck degenerate trash. go OD on your drugs, whore

>>38560887
Wow, you actually know of a doom metal band. I'm impressed, anon. Did Wikipedia help you out? :) you're adorable

>>38560925
every metal band respects Slayer, nobody would dare talk shit to them unless they are fucking mongrel jewrat whore like you
Tell me what bands you consider to be pioneers of doom metal and I guarantee they all say something immensely respectful towards Slayer
if you ever worked in your pathetic whore life you wouldn't talk such shit you fucking weak shit eating cancerous beta female cuck

>>38560975
You sound rather upset. I'm sorry, but I'm not convinced that you didn't just google pioneers of doom metal, saw candlemass cited, and then checked to see if they've toured with Slayer. I think your feels are just hurt because I talked shit on one of your favorite bands. And seriously, that's adorable. But I do have to say: get help, kid.

>>38561098
I was raised on metal you newfag poser scum, it is common knowledge that every metal band is forced to respect Slayer
And Candlemass said that of course Slayer rules
I don't even listen to Slayer often at all, I just have knowledge of history and understand music, it's common knowledge how influential they are
You're probably some kind of fucked up mongrel trash. This is why Metal is not for your kind.
I mainly listen to NSBM like Eisenwinter and Aryan Blood and RAC like Sniper (Fin) and Landser

>>38561201
>rock against communism
Ummm sweetie /r9k/ is a communist board

>>38561201
Okay. I listen to stoner, doom, sludge, drone, DSBM, NSBM, post, post-black, atmospheric black, atmospheric sludge, crustpunk, folk/viking, regular ol' heavy metal, djent/prog/technical. What is your point? What are you trying to accomplish here? I don't acknowledge people who worship shit like Slayer or Amon Amarth, that was the whole point.

>>38561412
Well you're a fucking poser who doesn't realize how much Slayer influenced metal and how many of the bands you like are influenced by them
I mean, you probably have shitty subhuman ears who can't recognize how much Bathory riffs sound just like Slayer
Even Varg has cited Slayer as influence before
I couldn't care less about someone talking shit about Slayer, but it's fucking retarded when subhuman claims to know anything about Metal and then talks shit about it

>>38561412
>stoner, doom, sludge, drone, DSBM, NSBM, post, post-black, atmospheric black, atmospheric sludge, crustpunk, folk/viking, regular ol' heavy metal, djent/prog/technical.
>Listens to all these genres
>claims any band influenced by slayer is shit
You should be shot

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>>38561468
When women are proved wrong they will never address the facts, they just get outraged. They aren't rational. You're waisting your time

>>38561468
>>38561521
Okay, yeah. I'm done. Y'all are retarded kiddos. It all comes back to Slayer and I have no idea why you're hung up on something so ridiculous. Goodbye, forever alone lads.

>>38561611
>commie can't acknowledge the concept of blatant hypocrisy
Shocking

there are girls here but theyre mostly ugly NEETs

I'm a female (read: not tranny).

Watching brynhildr in the darkness now. It's p good.

>>38561611
>>38561611
The fact that you call us kids makes me think you're middle aged at least, which makes you more pathetic considering you have the mindset of a musically obvious 8th grade skank and an even lower intellect

We already know there are fembots here

the real question is are there asian fembots here?

There are girls, there are no fembots though, only failed stacies looking for a nerdy chad, see perfect bf threads.

>>38561919
I should finish that one, i dropped it when they changed the OP from decent to absolute trash screaming

I can't believe someone would shittalk a band as influencial as Slayer. Unreal.

>>38553240
I got banned for mentioning I was male there, not even being sexist or anything.

>>38558910
Except they all post about their horrible social anxiety and loneliness and then mention they have a bf. Every. Single. Time.

>>38560925
You don't sound smart and like your tastes are refined by hating on Slayer, you just look like a moron.

>>38553164
Can confirm this but I also have BPD so I know how to deal with it and how to treat them

Girls don't exist. Not on the internet and not in real life.