Goodbye anons. Riding around till the hardware store opens up

>>38551630
Come on dude don't be a dick. Whats on your mind?

How much money do you have in the bank?

peace out mah nigga, be sure to have some distance to fall when hanging urself so you instantly snap your neck have a painless exit.

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>>38551685
Not planning on distance my friend. I hear it take up to 10 mins to strangle. I hope not.

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>>38551663
25k

Not indent, just unhappy

>>38551723
also keep a super tight seal around your neck so you black out incase if you dont die instantly

>>38551782
wanna give me a share since you dont need it anymore?

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>>38551795
Ty for the advice a on. T minus 29 mins. Looking for a place to hang myself without anyone finding. Seem hard than I think with all the old people out today. May have to wait till tonight.

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>>38551630
Sorry it came to this anon.Hope your next life will be better.

>>38551782
no dont do it

thats not good

>>38551630
Also where are you from? the scenery looks pretty

>>38551866
reincarnation kinda sounds like trash in the eyes of a suicidal person

you cannot excape, you will keep coming back.

Japan looks idyllic, like something from a utopian movie. Are you Japanese OP?

>>38551942
lol why is it not good?

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>>38551952
Japan, I live in the farm lands. Here's the main road.

>>38552040
I know it's a rude thing to ask but why are you killing yourself?Any particular reason or just unhappy and tired of life?

Don't do it OP
Someone will miss you

>>38551658
>don't be a dick
He's not. People have been dicks to him.

>>38552040
Oh god another weeb or english teacher.

are you white or nippon? two of the most suicidal races

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Renkon country, here's the red menace herself.

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>>38551630
I tried suicide twice, ended in ER twice, been into a psych ward for 5 days for drug induced psychosis, almost died of an OD, been to rehab, struggle everyday with alcohol and drug addiction.

The suicide attempts and the OD were different. With the suicide I just pussied out. The OD was more of a slow, inminent and agonizingly painful death. I am still suicidal but I lost the impulse, because being death is scary. You can be a "tough guy" but when you know the inminent death is looking at you, you get paranoid and scared and don't wanna die.

>>38551630
>not owning a rope
baka desu senpai

>>38552149
Are there many potholes or shitty "rough" areas in Japanese towns?

Everything there looks so aesthetic, smooth roads, organized urban areas, no trash on the ground, no graffiti etc.

Why just off yourself? plan something crazy before you go all out.

>>38552183
Brutish survival instincts are both a blessing and a curse.

I don't like to see people suffer, especially the type of people who I spend time with here on /r9k/, although I'm not pro-life enough to claim life is worth living etc. I just hope you're healthy and in an ok place dude. Maybe you have nobody in your life, maybe you have plenty but don't care. But perhaps partly for selfish reasons I'd hate for /r9k/ to lose a loyal poster, that goes for OP too.

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The selection isn't very good...

>>38552594
You don't even have like when trying to commit suicide. Sorry lad.

Don't kill yourself. Just get some sleep.

>>38552594
instead of killing yourself have you thought of stamp collecting? worth a try right?

>>38551782
>>38551630
Those are some beautiful photos.

>>38552594
GIVE US PHOTOS OF THE TOY SECTION

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>lives in rural japan
>has probably never seen a nigger or a jew
>doesnt have to lock his door at night
>gets cheap as fuck seafood
>best beef on earth
>still decides to sudoku
Fuck you OP, make it painful

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>>38552754
this, anon, dont suicide, just collect something

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>>38552788
Not toy section, is a home goods store, sorry anon.

>>38552861
WTF LOL OMG

holy fuck its really habbening

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ITT: Attention whore central

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>>38552861
show purchased rope or i unfollow

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Was just greeted by an old man who said what a nice day it is...it kind of is...

>>38551630
Good luck anon, hope you go as you planned without suffering.

>>38553143
I think gray skies are more enjoyable than sun its just nice and calm weather

>>38553101
This was the best they had...

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gl anon, god's speed

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>>38551630
Rural Japan is pretty comfy but I can see why you'd want to kill your self if you had to spend more than a week there.
Just buy a sward OP and do it real nippon style.

>>38552183
how can you fail killing yourself, it s litteraaly one of the easiest things to do
so how the fuck do you miss it twice ??

If you're still alive anon, I urge you not to go through with it. Nothing can be worse than nothingness and eternal emptiness, even however bad your life is. If you do decide to go through with it, I wish you godspeed. Good luck anon, at least make it quick.

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>>38553345
do a flip origanale

hey anon, you still there ?
show us the rope mah nigga

>>38551861
>t minus

That sounds familier. Are you that OP who we thought was going to shoot up a school?

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>>38551630
Good luck Anon.
Save me a comfy spot on the other side once you are there.

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>>38553421
Here's the rope, having second thoughts. Ow desu

>>38553485
so you r not dead. Cool. Telll us what s on your mind, why are you doing this.
Keep it calm and don t rush. Be sure of what your doing. Think twice of your action.

>>38553345
>nothing can be worse than nothingness
>t. Normie

If your nothing than you can't feel bad about nothing because you are nothing.

Some people want that like then they go to sleep but forever.

>>38551782
Give me the money anon
I'll donate it to a nice charity
You'll be doing good on last time before you die

Tell us why are you doing this anon

>>38553485
Looks like a pretty shitty rope.
Just find a cliff to jump off or something.
Not that it matters much. You'll be dead anyways.

Any news reports we should watch to find news of your body?

>>38553571
When you're asleep you dream of something better, death would just be an unfathomable void.

>>38551723
Remember, the knot under your left ear

>>38553571
Wife is repulsed by my touch after almost 6 years. I fell for the roastie pill.

Took too long for the store to open now my head is back to normal.

There's always tomorrow.

Don't fall for the robot wife meme anons.

>>38553624
i never remember my dreams
sleep is like passing out for me

>>38553642
End it and find a virgin girl

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>>38553485
that rope is too thin senpai, think of it like a tourniquet, you will not get adequate compression from rope that thin and you will prolong suffering. wave off today and sleep on it. buy significantly thicker rope tomorrow if you still feel like it. like boat rope thickness

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Before you kill yourself, be sure to stop by La Bisboccia in Shibuya for some tasty italian/neapolitan food!

>>38553485
if you have any doubt what so ever than you shouldn't do it

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>>38553714
I'm going to do that, not sure where I can find thicker rope desu, nay jump off a bridge that's pretty high up late at night desu.

Failing at the planning of killing myself is demoralizing.

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>>38553772
>La Bisboccia
Something tells me they are doing it wrong.

>>38551630
Sure, Dane. Sure.

I hope that you'll still be alive when i wake up tomorrow anon.

>>38551630
Don't do it... I'm chronically depressed and close to suicide as well but I miss every one of you that disappears

Pls upload your japen folder on imgur or something before you go pls pls pls

>>38553885
holy shit man stop with these feels

>>38553821
Some of the ingredients we have to substitute for japanese ingredients because we dont live in italy but ita as authentic as youll get here m8

>>38553930
It seems pretty average compared to stuff I can get in the states.

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>>38553930
Only place to find neapolitan pizza in tokyo!

>>38553485
Dont do it anon, theres most likely nothing after death.

Also japan looks really nice, im surrounded by graffiti, niggers, and crazy homeless people. I wish i lived somewhere that nice Please dont kill yourself, please take advantage of your situation as bleak as it looks

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>>38553977
>only 1 basil leaf

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>>38553971
You'll just have to try it for yourself. With a place as little italian population as japan its a taste of the homeland friendo

Pic related is our menu

what do you think your missing out of life, anything you'd like to do or one last place you'd like to go before the big stop? Me I'd like to go to Australia and fuck with somewildlife until something came along and ended me, or maybe try to out box a hippo in Africa, but thats just me.

>>38554088
There's basil cooked into the mozarella friendo! The last little thing on top is just garnish

Come by!

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>>38554095
>No Osso Bucco
>Not 1 Risotto dish

>>38554095
Too expensive for a cheapskate like myself.

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>>38554088
>he eats the garnish

>>38554117
>>38554088
>>38553977
>>38553930
jesus christ guys, a guys about to kill himself and your all worried about the amount of basil leaves on a fucking pizza, leave it to 4chan to discuss food servings in a suicide thread

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>>38554117
>huge globs of mozarella not properly melted on surface
>>38554170
>he uses basil as a garnish rather than a topping
>Pic related is how it should be.
Basil is delicious it's stupid you don't eat it.

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>>38554151
Aha that is not the full menu!

Of course we have risotto. It is a very popular dish. Lots of japanese like it!

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there are much better ways to kill yourself, op

>>38554182
OP is long gone. He hasn't killed himself, but he isn't posting either.

>>38554218
How do japanese people understand that shit and order?

>>38554270
We have kanji menu

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op im worried about cha

just know no one wants you to die

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>>38554218
>No Osso Bucco
That's where you're fucking up.
Honestly it's a god-tier italian dish.

i doubt op actually did it.

>>38554345
Quality veal is different in japan unfortubately. We already order our wine selection from overseas but we cant do the same with our meats

Also were from southern italy

>>38553485
What phone are you using anon? Those pics have nice quality

>>38554392
You can substitute with a pork shank (ham-hock)
It's just as good my friend.
I prefer it over the veal version

>>38553810
don't do it. fuck it. skip town, reset, bail on this life and run away, but not in that direction.

Did OP's suicide thread really turn into a shill for this spaghetti nigger's restaurant?

the fuck is this stupid thread

>>38554515
OP prolly eatin some italian food rn. If anything the shill saved him

OP if ypour are alive, i want to thank you for that thread, funniest thing in a while.