Why do girls always pick the jerks instead of nice guys like me?

never seen this before

really made me laugh out loud

>>38541906
I'm surprised that sentence is original

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>>38541906
poor chad got cucked by roboto again

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>>38541906
this picture pisses me off more than Chad getting the girl.

FAT mexican MANLET get a skinny long-haired girl?
THAT'S LIKE 1+1=3
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>38542100
Stop being racist anon, a robot is a robot

>>38542100
Why not be happy for him? Why act like a jealous little girl who's mad that Becky got a pony even though her parents aren't even as rich as yours?

>>38541934
I'm surprised that that sentence is original

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>>38541906
Why does the girl have a stake in her right hand?

>>38542158
I'm surprised that that that sentence is original

>>38542164
They're both vampire hunters, going out at day whilst the enemy slumbers.

>>38542167
>le me three xDDDDDD
Shut the fuck up you dumb little shit

>>38542167
l'm surprised that sentence is original

Chad is better in bed than you

>>38541934
l'm surprised that sentence is originaI

>>38541906

you skipped leg and deadlift day

>>38542164
that's not a stake
that's her right foot's flip flop

>>38542100
>Being angry that someone like us /made it/

I for one am happy for him.

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>>38542100
That's your problem, you're selfish as fuck, why the fuck not be happy for him? He's one of us, struggling with the same demons and you'd rather be a selfish prick by judging them. Fuck off, people like you is why roasties are afraid to date/fuck ugly anti-social guys, known on this board as "Robots"

Be happy for him, instead you inbred fuckwit.

>>38542687
>Be happy for him, instead you inbred fuckwit.
Robots love nothing more than tearing down other robots.

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>tfw chad is so alpha his phone takes photos for him without even needing to be pointed at the target or held

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>>38541906
Because there are plenty of girls that don't want chad despite what people parrot around here

>>38541906
wow stanley when did you take this picture?

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>>38542342
I'm surprised that sentence is originaI

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>>38541906
you know that age-old question "you're in a bar, guy slaps girl's ass, what do?"

the jerk is going to beat the living shit out of that guy and risk jail. Beating the shit out of guys is hot. Going to jail/having been in jail is hot

being a bitch is not hot. If she wanted to date a bitch, she'd become a lesbian

>>38541906
Why do girIs aIways pick the jerks instead of nice guys like me?

Why do girls always pick the jerks instead of nice guys Iike me?

I'm genuinely surprised that those sentences were original.

>>38543256
what have you ever done that is nice?

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>>38543568
thatoriginalfeeling

Remember that we are animals, and while men and women are both sexual beings, their sexual rituals are quite different. Mainly, men just want to fuck a girl who's physically attractive. But women know they're desirable to most men who see them, assuming they're at least average-looking. Because of this, they have to be very picky. This is just their biology. Men can squirt semen all over the place, multiple times a day, but women have a finite number of eggs, and only one can be fertilized at a time. This is why women are the way they are. You have to show her that you stand out in some way, you're special in some way.

>>38543657
what have you done though :3c

I found a good work-around. just tell girls you do kind things, but are actually a bad person. they love it

>>38541934
l'm suprised that sentence is originaI

>>38541906
/fit/: the lmage

>nice guys like me
you're just a boring faggot

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>>38543685
almost nothing. I'm a legitimate piece of shit. But I also used to get chicks to buy me pitchers of beer before going out to the parking lot and getting a toe-curler from them (and their friend once), so OP isn't wrong

>inb4 shit that never happened for 5000
oh, that shit happened. Also, I'm not a total asshole, just lazy af

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>>38542112
>>38542142
>>38542466
>>38542687
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT WHEN GIRLS SETTLE FOR GROSS SPICS
>RETARDED VIRGIN KEKS

>>38542100
Its not like shes white. why u care faggot?

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>implying I'm even a nice guy
Girls don't remember me and if they do I'm that weird guy

>>38542288

I've never had a chance to show women how good I am in bed so how would they know?

>>38542976
Yeah, they also want rich betas or other miscellaneous bad boy types

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feels when walking behind them

>>38541906
Do these newfags seriously not know what this image is a parody of?

Hilarious OP.

>>38545663
some of us do
the shadow was some fat neckbeard correct?

>>38545152
>>38541906

Friendly reminder that this picture is at Virginia Tech near the Squires Student Center.

>>38542100
It could be her younger retarded brother anon.

>>38547186
I don't even know where Virginia is.

>>38542459
She's wearing her right foot flip flop you mong

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>>38542687
>this kike nigger is serious

>>38543856

I foresee you raising another man's child in the future. No woman wants a "man" that acts jealous little bitch (and watches cartoons to boot).

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>>38541906
Is this nigga wearing floaties?

>>38541906
Because the reason that you're lonely is 'cause you're fat and gay.