ITT: Ways you won/lost the genetic lottery. Wins >good face

>relatively high iq
>naturally good at babby tier math (everything before real analysis)
>well off family
>fast metabolism and consistent 130lb

>5'9"
>motion sickness
>zero attention span
>sleep disorders
>physically weak
>small dick
>face too manly to be a trap

tl;dr if i was just a bit more effeminate i could have been a cute trap.

>high iq
>big dick
>above average height
>good features

>unsymmetrical face
>shit upbringing
>bad skin
>mental illness

>>38540588
>big dick
I never really understood this, is there really that much variation in dick size?

I kind of just assumed everyone was average 5-6 inches and anything else was pretty rare/abnormal.

>>38540633
i feel like people who aren't in the 5-6 range are just more vocal about it

>>38540429
>high IQ
>6'4 height
>7 inch cock
>above average face

>aspergers
>weak eye sight
>Lack of motivation

>>38540429
>white
>no mental illnesses
>decent pp
>normal face
>no physical abnormalities

>5'6
>uncharismatic, socially awkward
>brainlet
>no coordination or perception

>>38540633
There isn't that much variation.

> intelligent (grasp abstract concepts and math/science stuff easily, also very good at languages)
> narrow eyes and thick, straight eyebrows
> a straight nose
> strong thick hair with no signs of balding (yet)
> great skin despite never using any cosmetics

>average dink (6.3 in)
>average height (5'10)

>mild spina bifida
>crooked nasal cavity
>mild flat foot
>narrow wrists and overall a slim skeletal structure

Overall I'm ok with this

>>38540789
I always heard hair genetics comes from your mother's side grandpa but I really hope not because my grandpa was bald as shit.

Can anyone confirm?

My hair is perfect and very thick rn same as my dad.

>>38540902

Yes, the genes for male pattern baldness come primarily from your mother

Wins
>White
>Broad shoulders
>Nice jaw
>Thick hair
>Can grow a beard easily
>High libido

Losses
>Poor writing skills
>Poor social skills
>Self conscious
>5'8"
>Out of shape
>Lazy

Wins
>nothing

Losses
>9 inch cock

>>38540429
>6'6" Last I checked
>Tough
>Good hand eye coordination
>Good reflexes
>Decent frame
>7inch peen
>Okay hairline, thick hair too
>bretty strong
>Double jointed


>Unmotivated
>Anger problems
>Hay-fever
>Arthritis
>Asthmatic
>Stomach ulcers
>PTSD
>sperg
>Sometimes I'll get erections for hours on end

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>>38540429
Wins
>strong jaw and chin but "delicate" features and blue eyes
>deep raspy voice
>quick to make connections and have really good memory, can forever remember things accurately once I've understood their backgrounds
>smart enough to hide my power level most of the time
>good posture
>7" dick
>very low refractory period, can get hard within two minutes of cumming and can cum like 10 times in a day, always thought this was normal but apparently most males can't do this

Losses
>get dizzy and sick from the mildest oxygen deprivation, have gotten sick on crowded trains and buses in the winter when the windows are all closed, but no one else seems to be affected
>loss of vision if I get sick, starts off by seeing little spots as if having looked into the sun, then they expand and soon I'm only seeing a golden light
>prone to autistic fits of rage (has gotten infinitely better over time)
>sometimes lose control over my autism and sperg out in public
>shit vision
>shit skin, have acne scars and pimples but nothing too horrible
>balding at 20
>can't ignore annoying sounds like children and high pitched stacey laughs in public
>sometimes become unable to talk if there's audible music in the background, my brain just fucks up and starts feeding random word fragments to my mouth, because I experience music as syllables spoken by instruments
>stuff related to schizophrenia, used to have all the symptoms as a child and sometimes still feel some of them
>5'8"

I could have been a Chad so easily anons. Why couldn't I just go out more and eat right as a teen? I could be a 5'10"+ good looking normie guy, but no I had to be an autistic manlet fuckup with no social skills, why did it have to be like this?

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>6.0
>fast metabolism

>autism
>ugly face
>balding
>asthma
>genetic rotoscoliosis and lordosis (unfixable)
>some bad veins in my head (free headaches)
>minor hearth defect
>cystic acne resistant to any drugs
>adhd, neurotism, schizofrenia
>hemorhoids
>diabeties
Women in their 40s should be sterilized

Pro:
>white
>somewhat smart I guess
>born in first world
>good family, everyone gets old and dies without much of a fuss
>wealthy

Cons:
>chronic pain, migraines
>shitty skin/freckles, burn easily
>can't tan, just get red
>can't really focus on things, although that's probably the meds

>>38540562
>good metabolism
>good at essential math
>have money
>5'9"
>small dick
>physically weak

Just be a qt trap anon, do it for those of us who were born with a tall and/or fridge body. Your face gets much better on hormones and you can also get surgery eventually. Facial feminization surgery is one of the cheapest and safest plastic surgeries.

>>38540429
Wins:
>404; No wins found.
Losses:
>Penis
>5'9"
>No breasts
>deep voice
>fat (270lbs)
>hairy
>mental illnesses out the wazoo
>no talents at all

Thinking of ending it lads.

>>38541144
i-i'm scared though.

pros:
>6'3"
>large benis
>slightly above average intelligence
>20/20 vision
>good thicc hair
>good frame

cons:
>ugly
>bad facial hair
>shit posture
>fatso
>bad memory
>lazy as all fuck

>>38540429
>above average intelligence
>5'11"
>decent face
>stay thin
>good hair genetics
>hairless body
>strong chin
>can play bass really well

>girly eyes
>wide hips
>big roman nose
>average jawline
>average dick
>sensitive

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>>38540429
Wins
>relatively high IQ (never had it tested but always got better grades than my peers with minimum effort)
>Attractive face (got complimented on it)
>Perfect teeth (also get complimented on them)
>above average penis (6.4x5.8)
>above average height (6')
>Nice skin (also get complimented on it)

Losses
>Pectus excavatum (extremely self conscious about it, refuse to take off my shirt around other people)
>Asocial sperg
>Really small hands with bulky fingers
>Lose motivation quickly
>Inferiority complex

>>38540429
>attractive face with nice jaw
>/fit/
>lots of self discipline
>smart enough to make it through law school
>nice facial hair
>confident and social
>no allergies or any physical or psychological issues
>went through uni as a pretty popular kid
>naturally tanned skin

>5'7
>had pretty bad acne back in hs
>bad muscle insertions
>maybe a bit too hairy
>bad hair (can't do anything with it) and hairline starts receding

Wins
> excellent intelligence
> attractive face
> confident
> no anxiety, no stress

Losses
> brain tumor
> anti-social personality disorder
> abusive upbringing
> too psychopathic to function
> drug addiction
> 5'7"
> jew body
> barely any body hair
> bisexuality

>>38541191
It's ok anon, you don't have to commit to stuff like that right away. Just know that having a manly face doesn't have to ve a roadblock. You can worry about it later, and decide if you want more serious changes or not.
For now just get started on hormones and maybe trap workouts, the changes are gradual and reversible in the first half a year or so. You can start now and decide if you want to keep going or go back to being a male after you've experienced some of the effects like softer skin and hair, girlier figure and softer facial features.

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>>38541310
Why aren't you killing hobos and prostitutes right now? Not like you have anything to lose.

>attractive face
>good face
>nice face
>handsome face
>aesthetic face

this is priceless

Wins-
>High pain tolerance
>Strong thighs
>Lots of potential of being smart

Losses-
>Scoliosis
>Vater syndrome which caused the Scoliosis
>As results of the two above, my whole skeleton is un-symmetrical
>un-symmetrical is not too severe, but definitely annoying. Not just mentally. When I run or jog, it's hard for me to keep the correct form since my back is tilting me. This fucks up my work out a lot, and requires extra effort to not fuck up. Luckily for me, it's not too visible.
>Hairy as fuck
>Had two surgeries as a baby related to the stomach, on of them deformed my muscles under my right armpit. Also fucks up my work out.
>Gaining weight is too easy
>Losing weight is too hard
>Mental illnesses (but maybe not genetic)
>My thumbs are missing muscles, and because my left arm is weaker and less used, so is the thumb. I had to "work out" on my thumb for years until I could properly move it, and even now - I still have way to go until it's fully use-able
>I need glasses
>Migraines


Yeah. I mainly lost.

Wins:
>nothing

Losses:
>bad memory
>bad eye sight
>autism
>manlet
>AVPD

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>All these faggots implying to be smart
If you guys were that smart you weren't here.

>>38541495

This retard has a point.

>>38540429

i'm you except for the vomit part

>absolutely zero patience for anything not directly improving myself right this second, can't switch off and relax

this is what keeps me off improving with guitar, i hate it, i want to have the patience

>>38540975
Everything besides your height can be fixed so get off your lazy ass

ITT: Idiots who blame all their mistakes on their genetics

>>38541605

pros
>above average intelligence
>not hairy (chest, back)

average
>height 178 cm (5'10'')
>25 and not balding so far

cons
>skinny 65 kg
>weak eyes (glasses)
>deformities (pectus excavatum, scoliosis, caved in back, flarred ribs, etc)
>ugly (huge nose, crooked teeth, chin points out like a witch, brown eyes)
>high resting heart rate (~80)

>>38541203
none of your cons are really cons anon, just talk to yourself positively and you'll be alright

Wins
>good metabolism so wont get fat
>good face
>high IQ
>full head of hair plus no cases of baldness in my family ever
>no mental problems or physical deficiency

Loss
>5'4''
>looking too young for ppl to take me serious
>bitchy attitude
>asocial
>hate working as part of a team
>afraid of driving (not being in a car just being at the wheel)
>facial hair(little there is) grows only in patches and looks horrible if left to grow - i should just laser it

>Average cock
>Decent looks
>Above average intelligence
>Somewhat fit, healthy weight
>Well off family, all get along
>Average job + decent education

>Poor relationship with friends
>Poor posture
>Stutter with strangers
>5'9''
>mixed
>Problems with anger

>>38541779
Thank you anon

This is an original thank you

Apparently that wasn't original enough either

>good jawline
>good face in general
>naturally strong
>smart
>big dick

>5'6"
>autistic
>crooked yellow teeth
>get angry easily
>musically talented

Pros:
>good eyes
>deep voice
>like socialising

>5'6"
>anger problems
>timid (get scared of people easily)
>depressed
>bad beard genetics
>heavily balding (probably be bald by 20)

>>38540633
I'm a little over 7 inches. Not huge, but big. Chicks dig it but honestly it's mostly impractical, a lot of women can't take it all the way in some positions because it hits their cervix and hurts them. Chicks with the implanted birth control, nuvaring or some shit, it has a plastic tab on it so the doctor can pull it out of their pussy when it needs replaced, but with an above average dick you hit that tab and it fuckin hurts. Honestly I feel bad for the really big guys, not being able to go balls deep ever would be so unsatisfying.

>>38541144
5'9'' is too tall to be a cute trap. It's the worst height. Mannishly talk for a girl yet still manlet tier for a guy

>>38540429

Wins:
>6'0
>blonde hair/blue eyes
>attractive face
>strong jaw
>high IQ (actually been tested)
>thick hair and no baldness in family

Losses:
>family history of alcoholism and substance abuse which I'm dealing with now
>legs are significantly shorter than torso which isn't noticable because I'm tall but shirts are always too short for me
>4" dick
>overweight
>awful vision

Pros:

Good face
Intelligent
Funny
Fast metabolism, always thin

Cons:
Fucking scoliosis
Manlet

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>yfw when you realize that this board is full of big, smart aryan chads

>>38542396
Metabolism only varies your calorie requirement by like 5%. It's not metabolism that makes you thin or fat, it's your eating habits.

Wins
>attractive face with square features
>blue eyes that give me that cheeky playful smile girls love
>thick hair
>huge dick (apparently everybody my size usually causes pain)
>naturally skinny/muscular, can't really gain weight
>can easily solve any problem, people regularly tell me i'm smart
>great with girls if i'm anonymous/don't give a shit

Losses
>relatively short (5'9'')
>crippling social anxiety that caused me to become a neet
>extremely shitty parents who beat me

tfw i could literally be a chad if i didn't have social anxiety and was a tiny bit higher

>>38542436
Wat u say

>>38540429

Wins
>Neuroplasticity
>I'm severely nauseous maybe once every two years
>I can sleep whenever, I can stay awake whenever
>Hair's pretty long, hair's pretty strong. On an attractive person it might look good
>Good right side of brain

Losses
>Long long philtrum
>Broken buccal fat pad
>Weathered skin in places, huge pores resting upon the top of the cheeks
>Large, heavy-lotion spots that will never go away
>No second pivot in lips
>Whinge voice
>Weak chin
>5"7'
>Very very short concentration span
>Really wide eyes. Horrible blue sacks under the eyes, tiny white spots on the lids
>Like a creature made by Jim Henson's puppetry company for the Dark Crystal
>Like a guitarist for some Hard Rock band
>3/10 face
>Small bones, kind of a bean-shaped head
>Resting face is phlegmatic to the point which it actually looks entirely stupid
>Libido died completely 9 days ago
>Large nostrile
>Autism, possible schizophrenia and mental retardation
>Ingrown hairs
>Can't so much as pick up paraphernalia that has more than one draw by himself
>Slight pot belly, but invisible
>Face is so heavy that it gravitates downwards, meaning that lying upside-down causes the mass to distribute downwards
>Very low pain threshold
>Terrified all day

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>>38542513
>Good right side of brain
That's subjective really, I should have just posted something I made like pic related and that could've been the audit

Good:
>6'3
>Intelligent
>White
>Middle-class
>Nice hair
>Naturally slim

Bad:
>Severe social retardation
>Ugly face, huge jew nose
>No muscle
>Too intelligent to fit in with chads

>>38540633
Vast majority are 5-6 inches, but don't talk about it. The only people who talk about it much are people insecure about their microdicks and guys bragging about their magnum dongs.

>>38540429
My genes are pretty top-tier except for some mental problems, which are probably at least partly environmentally induced anyway. Anyone who tries to convince me not to have babies because of a relatively mild mental problem that I've been struggling with is a fool. You know how many Latinas have what I have? Go tell them to stop popping out babies instead. It isn't fucking schizophrenia or something.

>>38540429
>6'4 height
>fairly good humor sense

>everything else

>>38542662
No such thing as naturally slim, people who say that shit are the same sort ass fucks who say they're naturally obese.

>>38542697
I used to think magnum condoms were a meme, but after trying them they make such a difference.

>>38542662
>too intelligent to socialize
That's bullshit. Use your intelligence to fake it and socialize as well or better than anyone else. Learn how they operate and imitate the behavior.

>>38542713
I do want like a dozen children though. I don't give a shit about climate change with respect to this. I rather have more pretty people in the world. Have you seen some of these ugly fucks popping out like 5 kids?! No, no, no. How dare you tell me not to have kids.

>>38540633
I am 8.25 inches and what the 7 inch guy said is true, i think that maybe 6.5 would be the perfect large size for dick, i cant smash the shit out of my girlfriend, but i have fucked girls who could take it all the way before. some girls complain about the pain, its 6" thick which i think is also the upper end of size, i had a girlfriend who was 4'11" and she said it hurt her every time, after we broke up

Wins
>White
>6'2''
>Sometimes forget about my anxieties

Losses
>I'm a fucking moron
>Skinny fat
>Ugly af
>Back problems
>Antisocial

>>38540429
wins
>tall
>white
>good looks
>partially intelligent

loss
>cant speak or interact with humanity, no friends
>crippling social awkwardness
>constantly overthinking every situation in life, has ruined a lot of good times...

i dont know why im even posting this i hate myself no matter what

>>38542769
Yes there is such a thing, I naturally have a fast metabolic rate, I can stuff myself for days and I won't gain weight at all, my body just burns it off.
English isn't my first language so if you don't understand what I'm trying to say im sorry

>>38540429
>grind and clench teeth in sleep giving me migraines
Migraines are just normal headaches and have causes entirely within the brain itself

>>38542769
>naturally slim
Some people such as myself are barrel-chested. I can't ever be "slim" for that reason. I can be skinny and have been (medically dangerously so), not slim though.

>>38542791
I go to socialize with chads, for hours all they talk about is football, pussy and drinking constantly, I just can't take it, it's not entertaining. None of their conversations have any substance, it's impossible

>good hair
>good cheekbones
>chad tier jawline
>big blue eyes
>insane metabolism
>not buff, but still have decent-looking body due to very thin waist with normal shoulders
>never had acne

>5'8"
>horribly fucked up teeth (fixed via lots of dental work, but still a genetic problem)
>stupidly thick eyebrows
>jew nose
>small hands and feet
>overactive sex drive (wouldn't be so bad if I was able to get a gf)
>anxiety
>slightly colorblind
>pollen allergies
>incredibly prone to oral bacterial infections
>get carsick easily

>>38542833
A high metabolism means you can eat 5% more than a person with normal metabolism. It is doesn't make you thin or keep you thin, your eating habits do. Stop with this fat fuck propaganda. Also your English is fine.

>>38542892
I'm a 19 year old guy, I'm not active at all, I just sit in front of my laptop all day when I'm not at class which I drive to, I don't exercise at all, and I eat roughly 3500-4000 calories a day and I'm 6'3 and about 66kg, explain that

>Medium to High Income Family
>high iq i guess
>quite good at math/science
>muh metabolism (constantly at 40-50kg last few years, randomly lost 4 kg for no apparent fucking reason, never exercised in my life, currently 105 pounds)
>twink body (though man hands, feet and shoulders)
>find it easy to socialize with women
>not balding

>small dick (though its good for trapping, i guess)
>5'6
> acne ( face,back,chest, and because i shaved i have acne on my hands/legs too -_-)
>lazy eyes
>double vision
>weakling, (only thing i can do in my fitness test is pull ups, i can do about 10+ in a row, i cant run for shit)
>severe dandruff
>cant socialize with guys for shit
>pretty uggo

>>38540633
You're absolutely right. But we're on the internet, so everyone has a 7+ inch penis.

Also:
>trusting guys to measure their own dicks or report them properly

The guys on this board go into HYSTERICS about their dick size, it's insane. I understand you have a very intense relationship with your genitals like everybody does, especially men with their testosterone and aggression, but if your dick is within the normal range, you'll be able to find plenty of partners who will enjoy it and cherish it.

Everyone claiming here to be "smart", while probably living the NEET life kek. This thread is "muhhh I'm smart but lazy XD". You're not smart unless you can prove it like >>38541259 with his law school degree.

Also everyone claiming here to have a good jawline lol. Having an actual good jawline is pretty rare.

>>38542857
Sure, if we're talking body format there's such a thing as wide chested, long legs whatever but naturally slim just isn't a thing.

>>38542861
Then you're making the choice not to do so, it's not that you can't. That's an important distinction to make. However, be careful not to fall into the trap of telling yourself that you don't care about something and that's why you don't make any effort, when in reality you're not making any effort because you're afraid of trying and failing.

Wins
>Literally can't get fat
>decently good looking
>Athletic af
>Master Climber. could literally climb onto the roof of my school when i was 9
>motivated
>fast learner
>flexible body
>okay at anything that doesn't have to do with social skills
>longer attention span than anyone i know
>hidden power level


Losses:
>No 'real' Friends
>Mild Autism
>Aspergers
>Can't perform splits even though i'm flexible
>Unmotivated when it comes to school
Irrationally afraid of the word No.

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Wins:
>Never had to study a minute to get A and B's, and a straight A on the finals.
>Mutation of skeletal muscle, which allows me to produce "world class" level power (90+% of my skeletal muscles are type IIb ).
>Don't feel empathy, love, friendship, stress, anexiety.

Loses:
>Get tired extremely easily even though my cardio is great, but rather muscular endurance.
>Can't feel love, friendship.

>>38542933
You're tall, taller people have higher caloric requirements than average or short people just to maintain your body functions. Like I said, it has been scientifically demonstrated that the difference between a high metabolism or a low metabolism in humans is about 10%. Not insignificant, sure, but not enough to explain fat fucks being fat or skinny fucks being skinny. It's your eating habits. Also, if you're one of those guys who bounces your leg or whatever while you're at the computer, that helps also.

>>38542968
I'm referring to 'slim' in terms of girth, not body weight, which is a valid use of the word, I believe.

>>38542957
In studies where they measure dick size between races, blacks had the biggest dicks on average when the researchers used a self reporting method. In studies where researchers used a ruler, whites had the biggest dicks on average.

>>38543018
Yeah I guess I do do that, and the food I eat isn't junk, I cook for myself so on an average day I'd eat something like this :
9am : oatmeal with milk and syrup, coffee
1pm : four eggs scrambled with two slices of bread
4pm : sliced chicken and hummus on white bread
9pm : some large portion of meat, fries or pasta and a few beers
11pm : yoghurt and fruit

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>6'5
>above average dick
>can't be completely stupid
>good common sense and appreciation for things
>fantastic liar
>either mentally tough enough or mentally broken enough to stand mentally taxing sights and experiences
>stupid or smart enough to understand Alan Watts' philosophy of the universe and wholeheartedly believe in it
>SPD

>SPD
>no ability to connect with people
>no non-superficial friendships
>ugly
>genetically determined short lifespan
>physically weak
>physically deformed
>generally a broken human being

I can honestly say though that I'm pretty happy about my situation.

>>38542960
Not a neet
>Decent School
>Top 10% of students nationwide based on government statistics
>2 govt bursaries bc top 5%
>get chosen to go for physics olympiads

>>38540429
Wins
>genius-tier IQ
>multiple-synesthesia
>fast metabolism
>amazing hair that girls are jelly of

fugg
>broad-ass nose
>sperg
>listhp
>allergic to fucking juniper
>allergic to common hygiene products

>>38543198
> practice talking (removes sperg)
> nosejob (removes broad-ass nose)
> don't live in a big city (removes allergies)

>>38540429
>nice face
>6''3
>plays sports

cons
>cant drop off the extra chub and have no idea whats the best way to do it.
>constant feeling of loneliness
>No idea how to better improve myself

>>38543381
>how to drop chub
Eat less and move more. It's really that easy.

>>38543381
>>6''3
>>fat

To be fat at that height you literally have to eat like a cow. Just eat less, senpai.

>>38542354
Are you kidding? Anything under 5'10" can be cute. Get outta here with this low test "girls need to be 5'4 and under" bullshit

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>>38540429
I'm black btw
Wins:
Over 6ft
Decent jawline
Good Facial hair
136 IQ

Losses:
Dicklet (5.5, 6 if I'm turbo diamonds)
Fucking balding at 18, like seriously what the fuck? :-(
Tourette's Syndrome
Patella tracking disorder in my right knee so I can't run for long
Flat feet
Nerd posture that I'm working on
Social anxiety

>>38543828
How does it feel being among the 1-10% of intelligent blacks? Hi

>naturally do well in school so I assume I have a high IQ
>good face
>nice jaw
>I look 14


>bipolar I with psychotic episodes
>cognitive impairment from said mental illness
>socially retarded so I can't talk to any of the girls that approach me
>socially retarded so I unironically have no friends unless you count my dog
>manlet
>teenage girls try to flirt with me because they think I'm one of them

>>38542960
>having an actual good jawline is pretty rare
t.Brainlet chinlet

Go back to /fa/ and start mewing faggot.

>>38543828
>5.5
>dicklet
jesus

>>38543828
>Fucking balding at 18
not really a big deal if you are black

>>38543985
Could you cut glass with your chin? If not, be a chinlet elsewhere.

>>38544130
Yes I can actually.

>>38540429
wins:
>turbo autist in I.T. which landed me a decent job at age of 20
>6'2
>schizoidal personality, I don't feel this much pain from >tfw no gf and isolation
>extremaly clean, silent, minimalist, stoic-like
>very good analytical mind
>changing "faces" depending on person whom I talk with. I can be outgoing, confident, brutally honest and funny or distanced, cold in matter of few seconds.
>good body frame for lifting (which I do)
>living in eastern europe
lost:
>suicidal
>existential crisis at daily basis
>really fucked up eyes it's miracle I can see in glasses
>phimosis jew and small dick
>i get addicted horribly fast to anything that gives me a bit of joy, so I have to maintain discipline all the time
>compulsive behaviour and intrusive thoughts

>>38544169
Pic's or gtfo Boy

>>38544238
>schizoidal personality, I don't feel this much pain from >tfw no gf and isolation
>extremaly clean, silent, minimalist, stoic-like
>changing "faces" depending on person whom I talk with. I can be outgoing, confident, brutally honest and funny or distanced, cold in matter of few seconds.
>wins

>>38544272
>implying that's a bad thing


sdfgsdfgsdfgbsadfgbsdfg

>>38544272
Hey man, my dick is above average.

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>>38544283
>implying that being hypocrite is a good thing

father's input:
>pro: can't be poisoned, can consume nearly all foods
>cons: gas and in ten years will have bad digestion if I eat anything outside of dry rice and crackers

>>38540429
>basketball american
>6'2
>7 inch dick
>/fit/ gains are easy because black genes
>great dexterity
>good ears
>average face
I don't have many real losses, other parts of me are average at worst. I guess some would call being black a loss, but I wouldn't. Try telling me how badly I've lost for being a nigger after I finish attaining the Chad physique and start BLACKING your women

>>38540429
Wins
>decent face
>green eyes
>big frame (inb4 "no you're just fat", I'm 170 cucks)
>smart
>easy to build muscle
>decent sized dick

Losses
>5'8"
>low metabolism (used to be extremely fat)
>scatterbrain

>>38544082
It is dude...I like having hair on my head, it completes me. I'd look stupid bald, i know this because I've gotten really short haircuts before so I have a good idea of how I'd look. Especially if you have a weird shaped head too. Only certain guys can pull off the Dwayne Johnson or Vin Disel.
>>38544057
5.5 is dicklet ? Average is at least 6.5 or 7
>>38543861
Pretty good I guess ?

Pros:
>/fit/
>great at sports
>smart, attending top university
>attractive face
>great social skills
>killer jawline
>great discipline and motivation

Cons:
>badhairline, although not balding
>smallish dick (5.5 in)
>manlet (5'6")
>bit of a baby face, so people always think i am several years younger than i am

>>38544424
>Average is at least 6.5 or 7
Stop memeing for fucks sake.

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>>38544397
>blacking your women
That's the point. Black genes are a disasters. All these best scientists, power lifters, body builders, businessmen, etc in the world are white. Blacks are only good runners. A black getting with a white is a dream goal for black men and women, because on some level they recognize that white genes are superior. Meanwhile, a white getting with a black is shameful because it's a significant downgrade for the children.

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>>38544465
You're seriously going to tell me that 5.5 isn't a dicklet ? You're actually retarded.

>>38544465
Yeah, I don't know where this meme came from. Porn, maybe? All I know is, most dicks are like 5-6 inches.

Wins:
6'3"
Attractive face
Easily gain muscle
Easily burn fat
8" dick
High iq
White
Good coordination/balance
So far, no hair loss
Broad shoulders
Losses:
Anger and violent tendencies
Will eventually need vision correction

>>38544486
>average is 5.2
>5.5 is a dicklet
dicklet would be sub 5

>>38544470
That's why so many black people guys fuck fat fuck whales whites women, because it's the best they can get. Black on white porn is a meme, it's one of the least popular genres, below incest, bestiality, and shit like that.

Wins
>Smart (130 IQ)
>Long dick
>Loses weight fast
>Decent face

Loses
>Slow and weak af
>Multiple metal issues
>Has a tendancy for violance

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>>38544578
>Smart (130 IQ)
Are you virgin?

>>38540429
>learn extremely quickly
>7x6 dick
>always at around 150 lbs
>relatively tall
>hard to get sick, strong immune system
>sleep well

>horrible skin
>stamina easily changes based on physical habit for the week
>skinnyfag
>incredibly lazy (probably not genetic)
>horrible attention
>extremely poor social skills (unable to understand clear english 40% of the time)
>relatively low in the 1-10 scale
>hair grows very fast, thin (hope it slows down soon but not balding)
>family has a history of heart disease / cancers
>brain fog happens often

I know most of these can be improved, but every robot is as lazy as I am. So usually I consider self-pity.

>>38544399
>5'8''
>170 lbs
I-Im not fat, I have a big frame.
My sides holy shit. How delusional can you be?

>>38544397
Nice try nigger. Being a nigger is like the worst thing there is.

>decent social skills
>7.5/10 looks
>good at my job
>180 cm tall
>green eyes (handsome imo)
>perfect teeth even when I didnt take care of them for long ass periods
>quick learner
>build muscle easy

>semi-fat at 85 kilos
>ADHD
>no motivation
>overeating cause intense appetite
>no beard genetics
>predisposed to cancer and dementia by 70-80
>insomniac as fuck

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>>38544578
>smart
>tendancy
>violence issues

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So from what I've read here... Every robot is an aesthetic highly intelligent god with a big dick?

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>>38544427
>turbochad if not a manlet

Wins:
- can type fast (500/minute),

Losses:
- ugly as hell
- stupid as piece of dirt
- manlet (5`4)
- acne and shitty skin color (like a mud)
- 14cm dick
- non-skilled, i can`t even tie shoelaces
- poor
- lazy
- horrible behaviour
- skinny shit
- poor social skills
- long hair, can`t into short
- nintendo fan

>>38544611
Remnant behavior from when I was in high school. Did an /askchad/ thread last week and some robots were appreciative

Wins

>handsome face
>6'5
>broad shoulder and big build
>healthy
>complimented by girls on my smile
>very good eyesight
>skipped 2 grades because gifted IQ level
>6 figure job
>well off family
>2 passports
>no mental issues
>good beard genetics (though I'm clean shaven)

Losses

>7 inch peen
>bald
>hairy chest
>cannot for real connections with people; have "friends" but I don't actually give a shit about them; don't really feel empathy
>cannot fall in love with any girl; prone to cheating; always get bored with current hoe; will probably never father children unless some slut decides to keep my baby after I leave her

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>>38540429
>nice face
>nice dick
>nice body shape
>nice metabolism
>nice genetic to gain muscle mass
>nice confidence
>nice hair
>nice skin color (white)
>nice eyes (greenish brown)
>5'11"

>tfw mentally ill
>tfw Jew and Arab genes
>tfw Lowkey autist
>tfw above average nose (never stopped me from getting laid)
>tfw too angry

>>38544838
Look! it's neanderchad !

>>38544838
>>6'5
That's too tall friends, it's in "intimidation" zone.

>>38544748
Yeah, they're just socially awkward.

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>>38540429

>White
>Male
>Taller than average height
>Metabolism allows me to eat whatever I want
>130lbs perpetually
>IQ higher than average
>Good family
>Decent looks
>7in. pp (not that I'd ever use it anyway)
>Broad shoulders and low body fat
>Musically inclined

>Inadequate social skills
>Spend my money on shit I really don't need
>bad teeth (bottom row only)
>Imperfect vision

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>white
>upper middle class
>have a degree from a top-tier university
>speak two languages fluently
>fast metabolism
>straight teeth
>Greek nose
>can grow a decent beard quickly
>can be charismatic and funny in short bouts
>not afraid of meeting new people

>terrible memory
>manlet
>balding
>anxiety-prone
>unathletic
>have a hard time connecting with people
>no gf, virgin

7 inches dick
Good eyes
Long eyesharps

Everything else fucked

5'5
Acne
Smelly

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>above average symmetrical face
>athletic/ good at multiple sports
>fast metabolism
>above average intelligence
>strong work ethic/ will power / diligence
>fairly normal upbringing
>socially competent if forced
>several good friends
>happy/ rarely depressed
>good hand eye co-ord (badminton regional player + ex semi-pro cs player)
>Good hairline/not balding
>judo blackbelt

>5'8
>suffer from very specific form of juvenile arthritis (in left wrist) means I can't lift
>fairly skinny as a result
>fairly weak also
>only socialise if forced, introverted
>don't drink or do drugs which eliminates like 70% of opportunities to socialise even if I wanted to
>sibling of three all of which go to university, financially taxing on my family ie not well off.
>trying to find a summer job and failing
>hhkv at 18

>>38540429
>absolutely zero patience for anything not directly improving myself right this second, can't switch off and relax

Then why are you here?

wins
>tall
>somewhat shaped face
>not skinny but dont gain weight even if i eat fast food for a month
>language skills, fluent at 5 languages

loses
>get sick easily
>cant socialise
>excessive sweating

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Wins
>white
>at least 5/10
>decent build
>smart
>great eyesight and decent general fitness

Losses
>naturally chubby
>slight depression
>5 inch benis

>>38540429

Wins:
>Autistic obessiveness can be applied towards school for decent results

>Somewhat okay bone structure

>Passably okay at brainlet math


Losses:
>Absolutely massive appetite, only manage to stay under 140lb through high caffeine intake and occasional fasting

>Addictive personality, can't enjoy anything in moderation and become obsessive

>Socially retarded

>Emotionally retarded

>Manlet spic

>Dicklet

>Weird facial hair pattern

Won:
Good face
Good dick
6"7 (good for girls who like tall men, never an inconvenience in mycountry)

Lost:
Balding, 24 years old and it's not noticeable to anyone but me yet, but im looking at hair transplants already to cover it

6"7 (too tall in a lot of peoples eyes, can't hide, can't lay low, people always know you and look at you)

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>very high IQ
>attractive face
>good weight distribution
>cool eyes (central heterochromia)
>white
>high alcohol tolerance
>naturally athletic body

>dark hair
>short-sighted from a young age
>probably mentally ill
>sick often

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>>38540429
>Above average dick (6.2 x 5, none of that bone pressed bs)
>5"7'

on the one hand I wish I was taller, but on the other I really like my dick size especially for my stature. It is an odd feel that plagues me.

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Any actual virgins or are you all Chad scum?

won
>white skin in a shitskin country
>rich
>witty
>good body distribution (long legs, medium torso)
>some attractive facial features
>great attention span
>nice teeth
lost
>5'10
>average dick (but thick so idc)
>low iq
>ectomorph
>social retardation
>family issues
>big nose

Wins:
Attractive figure (get compliments frequently, mired everywhere I go)
Attractive face
Intelligent, good memory
Charismatic

Losses:
ADD that interferes with my ability to focus
Violence and anger issues since I was 12
Physically frail
Shitty home life

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>>38547833

KHHV reporting in. I've kept my pp safe from the roastie scum.

>>38540429
Wins:
>Can build muscle really well

Losses:
>Manlet
>small feet and hands
>Lazy eye
>freckles
>High pitched not well broken voice
>no chin
>multiple soft tissue and ligament injuries

>>38540429

Wins

>Sane, no major metal illness
>Good bone structure
>Low appetite
>Decent face
>Decent skin
>No major health issue

Losses

>Shut in, don't feel comfortable outside
>Paranoid
>Lazy
>5'7''
>Dicklet
>Brainlet, struggle with math
>Eyelet

>>38541125
>could have been
>why did it have to be like this
Pick one

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>>38547916
But you didn't post genetics. I need to see people with superior genetics to mine suffering as KHHV to feel better. Need to be white, blue/green eyes, taller than 5'10" and good facial structure.

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wins
>fit and healthy
>killer eyes
>5'11 (over average where i live)
>8inch thunder cock with big fat balls, i'm really proud of it

loss
>weak ass jaw, should get surgery asap
>bald, nothing i can do about it
>obviously over average intelligence which makes me feel extremely lonely most of the time


i didn't win the lottery but it could be worse i guess.

>>38543004
You are showing all signs of autism, I suggest seeing a doctor.

>>38544867
>that pic
>white

i dunno about you, but i don't think there is a place on this planet where the guy in the pic you posted would be considered white

Wins
Good immune system, haven't gotten sick in over a decade.
Red hair
Good at sports
Can tan to a point
Average size dick
Not smart, but not stupid either.
White

Loses
5'6"
Can't get more than 140 or less than 130.
Have trouble understanding social cues
Have baby face so people think I'm underage
Almost no facial hair
I sound like I'm still 16
Bumpy nose that people have told me is ugly
Girls hate me
Social anxiety
Brown eyes

>>38548903
>red hair
>win
great banter mate

>>38548903
>red hair
>brown eyes.
>5'6
god clearly hates you.

Wins
>6'2''
>6.5" dick
>born to upper middle class family (not genetic but out of my control)
>higher than average IQ
>nice hair

Losses:
>weak jaw
>slim shoulders
>big butt
>weak connective tissue
>slightly autistic
>male pattern baldness in family, likely to start losing hair at ages 30-40
>horrible work ethic (non-genetic but one of my biggest flaws imo)

not wins or losses
>average face

>>38549289
oh also forgot
>born in third world country

>>38549125
>>38549051
Girls have told me they like red hair, so that's the only reason I put it with wins. Red hair isn't that bad anyway though.

>6'0
>6.5''
>broad shoulders
>nice jawline (at least my mother says so lel)
>top 5% IQ


>socially awkward (or '''''''''''''autistic''''''''''''''')
>lazy
>kinda depressed
>fat
>prone to addictions

Genetically speaking I should be a Chad, but my autism is preventing me.

>>38540429
Wins
>smart, erudite (/lit/)
>well behaved and sympathetic to strangers
>upper middle class
>average looking - can be nice if i try

Losses
>weak jaw
>weak and tanned skin, large eyebags
>flat feet
>no work ethic whatsoever
>a bit amoral
>dont have empathy
>overly dominant
>very excentric when you get to know me
>unbearable personality when you get to know me personally
>too honest

>Things r9k wish they had the thread

>>38549289
Baldness at ages 30-40 is nothing man, try receding hairline at 19.

>>38549678
>try receding hairline at 19

How the fuck is this even possible and why is it almost always a white guy with this problem?

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>>38549664
even the losses?

>>38542809
All your wins are genetic, and your losses are self inflicted. Stop being a little bitch

>>38543828
>Black
>With only a Mild Black cock
How many women are dissapointed?

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>6'1
>white
>good at math/science cause sperg
>gray/blue/green eyes with very good sight, even in the dark, the price is my eyes hurt when it's sunny unless i wear sunglasses
>quite big hands and feet
>6.5 to 7.5x5.5 dick, doesnt feel big cause of my hands
>i think my face structure is good

>decent medium hair
>skinny, 65kg, trying to get fit
>posture isn't very good, but not horrible

>deep voice and sperg are a horrible mix
>socially retarded
>cant understand or connect to most people
>very passive and usually not interesting
>light acne and eyebags sometimes
>nonexistent fashion sense
>lower class, but not exactly poor
>born and live in eastern europe

It's not the worst, but there's not much hope left for me

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Why do all you faggots think you're geniuses and yet we are on r9k?

>>38541310
Bisexuality isnt a loss

>>38540429
Wins
>blue eyes
>above average intelligence (was good at both languages and math/science in school)
>above average creativity (can sometimes make amazing connections between things, ideas, and concepts)
>above average artistic ability
>above average imagination when not under stress
>thirst to know more
>fast to learn some things
>very good long-term memory
>pretty good sense of humor I guess
>had cute looks until mid-20s
>ideasthesia, also probably had synesthesia
>pretty strong immune system
>used to have great work ethic (not sure if genetic)

Losses
>feminine autism
>eyes are actually dark blue and sometimes look brown
>shitty hair
>insomnia
>clumsiness
>depression
>anxiety
>highly sensitive
>introversion
>bad social "skills"
>bad teeth
>migraine?
>sometimes get dizzy for no reason and it lasts for 1-3 days
>physically weak
>zero athletic ability
>clumsy
>skin problems
>back problems
>slightly deformed nose
>mild lactose intolerance
>trouble focusing (ADD?)
>very slow to learn some things
>possible heart problems
>can't handle stress very well
>almost exclusively left-handed
>feminine body (might be actually a result of too much estrogen in the womb or something)
>too hairy and just a bit too manly to become a trap/transwoman

>>38548426
>Bald

You are quite fuck'd right there, Anon.

Wins
>6'1"
>kinda wide shoulders
>decent stamina and strength (DYEL though)
>green eyes
>face not ugly
>can't get fat
>extremely good at studying, also generally intelligent and talented in math
>completely straight teeth
>no allergies

Losses
>pale as shit
>pencil dick
>unmanageable hair
>prone to depression
>prone to addictions
>low test: boyish looks, weak bones
>shit eyesight and hearing
>probably some level of autism

Could have made it with a decent childhood, instead I'm here

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Wins

>Not Retarded
>Decently funny and sociable
>Perfect hair due to genetics
>High metabolism + Low food cravings makes me sit at 115 lbs
>Born in a bilingual country
>20/20 vision (Kinda sad since i look nice with glasses)
>Legs meant for Biking/Climbing/Jumping
>Decent singing voice
>Comfortable around women since i grew up in a neighborhood filled with girls near my age.
>Kinda good at languages.
>Good reflexes and intuition

Losses
>I suffer from headaches daily ranging from "barely noticable" to "hurts so horrifyingly bad i sometimes go to the hospital for painkillers"
>The problem from above also makes me occasionally feint but thats rare
>Not that smart and i have slight ADD
>My legs are not meant for running, I can't run for more than 40 seconds.
>Acne as a teen so I used to be kinda fuggly
>Brown eyes even though my mother had blue and so did my sister.
>Too hairy to be a trap even though i have a twink body.
>Physically weak
>Bad hearing
>I was raised well, but I was never taught how to commit and work hard.
>Highly likely to get addicted to things.

>>38540752
You be my grandma(male)

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>>38540429

Wins
>Twice the amount of testosterone pumping through me
>Beard so perfect people have t he urge to draw it leaving me with a collection of random pictures from random people
>Above average dick
>Common fucking sense and intelligence enough to be able to not fuck up my life
>Common sense has served me so well my credit is so good I have fucking fantastic credit cards that would get me through years of hard times if it came down to it
>Stronk

Losses
>Twice the amount of testosterone pumping through me means I've had to get prostate checks since I was 18 and I will likely get cancer before I'm 40
>Cant see past my nose without glasses
>Cant get contacts because my right eye freaks out so bad that it could rip my optic nerve.
>Above average dick cause me problems because I'm submissive as fuck and guys get intimidated by it
>Mentally fucked to the point that I cant be in control at all in a relationship. 100% submissive all the time.

Middling
>Body chemistry is all fucked up. Stimulants like caffeine will slow me down and put me to sleep. Depressants like NyQuil will make me wired to the point I cant sit down. Anesthesia doesn't work on me. I cant get drunk not even a buzz. I have a list of some 500 odd medications that I cant be given because they don't work on me but I can still get the side effects from

>>38540429
Hello fellow intp

Wins
>/fa/
>motivated when motivated
>/fit/
>nice longish hair, transitioning to qt hair style
>runner; good outlet for frustration
>have job
>not autistic but still splerg

Losses
>5'6
>skinnyfat
>acne scars
>bad facial hair constantly shaving
>weird head shape but hair covers it
>easily addicted so always wary
>HATE social gatherings of more than 7
>not in college
>no standing power, girls lose interest very fast
>no real hobbies
>doubt myself and constantly judge what I do
>recluse

>>38541175
why not just start hrt and go full trap? im sure you'd be able to make a fine grill with a little bit of effort

>>38554602
>fit
>skinnyfat
pick one you mongoloid.

Wins
>white
>decent face
>decent hairline so far (23 years old)
>don't gain weight easily (though this is also a downside because unless I eat a ton I look like a holohoax survivor)
>seem to have good vision, no need for glasses even though I spend so much time staring at screens
>don't lust for people and attention/validation as much as normies
>intellectually curious
>seem to have slightly above average intelligence, though that may just be my ego
>never had any serious illnesses
>seem to have good potential for cardio activies (but I'm a lazy shut-in so now my stamina is worse than average)
>I seem to function better with little sleep than most people
>I don't get acne as easily as most people

Losses:
>tiny dick
>monobrow
>young looking
>poor memory
>brown hair & eyes
>barely any facial hair
>barely any body hair
>seem to have barely any testosterone in genera
>quiet immature voice
>physically weak
>mentally weak (very prone to laziness)
>5'9"
>shy,low self-esteem and socially awkward
>prone to addiction (fortunately I've never done drugs but very addicted to porn, and anime/movie/tv binging)
>prone to wasting money
>I'm a dreamer, but it doesn't translate to artistic talent or knowledge
>bowed legs
>feel cold when the temperature is warm for most people
>even though I'm introverted most of the time, I'm very prone to over-attachment to girls I like
>very poor control of sleep, find it harder in the mornings than most people

I could go on but I'll hit the character limit