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I'm new to greentext and I have no clue what I'm doing but here goes

>Be me 15
>go to run down boarding school out in the sticks
>meth dealers practically live around the campus
>I go to workprogram every year I've been kinda nice at times but still pretty shit
>me and my roommates are edgelords, one of them only listens to pink season over and over while the other is the butt of all our jokes
>go to lunch break
>fuckmylife volunteers are visiting
>a whole church visits our school one at a time. pretty much there's always some old fuckers walking around without a clue of what they're doing
>Butt of jokes sits down and tells me that while he was going to work there was some guy with his mom
>says that he thought the guy was making some stupid voice while he was talking to his mom
>he tells me that when he turned the corner he started laughing
>mfw he tells me that the fucker was autistic
>he points to the potato while in the dining hall
>Mother fucker was over there playing with his fat rolls and saying "DEEP" over and over
>His mom started to just glare at us while we where in line trying to put our dishes away while doing our absolute hardest to not laugh at her son screaming the war cry of the potato