Is being a househusband the ultimate robot dream? >no more

>>38527680
It would be my ultimate dream, considering my poor health.
I already live alone and do chores, cook, etc..

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>>38527680
Yes. THE fantasy.

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Only if you ain't gotta take care of no damn kids or pay no child support.

Shiet, they be fucked up thinking im gon raise a child

>>38527680
it's what we all wish for. the ultimate dream. too bad most women are the ones that want to get taken care of (and then they procceed to complain about how being a housewife is the hardest job in the world, and cheat on you).

being a houseband is THE dream.

Speaking out of experience it kind of fucking sucks. I moved to a city with my gf and have been searching for a job since April. While it was fun to hang out at home I've gotten stir crazy.

I'm currently on the cusp of landing a job and I couldn't be more relieved

>>38527773
That's because you're not a robot

>>38527801
But I do have a mommy kink

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>>38527680
>too dysfunctional to be self-sufficient
>too dysfunctional to be in a relationship
The ride never ends

tfw infp
All I do is dream of being a qt househusband for someone that loves me
Too bad im extremely clingy and wouldn't want the other person to leave or i'll cry.

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>>38528047

tfw you will never have a cartoon talk show with a mantis and a molten man

Being a househusband is obviously nice but I don't think I could ever get over the guilt.

You guys are delusional as hell (as usual).
Being the stay at home partner will absolutely emasculate you.
Your wife will NEVER respect you.
She's gonna cheat on you sooner or later.
You will feel like shit all the time and inadequate.

t.someone with a similar experience

>>38529213
And then YOU can be the one to sue for that sweet sweet alimony due to not being earner.

>>38529213
If she decides to support me financially, despite cheating on me, then I wouldn't care. That is, if she doesn't stop providing me sex and shelter.

>>38529255
I don't think men have that power. Only women get to do that, sadly. There are some exceptions, like that criminal that was in a relationship with the daughter of some rich guy, and he ended up getting a lot of money.

>>38529255
>>38529298
reduced to a parasitical status.
You guys should probably off yourself now rather than see your life play out as badly as it's guaranteed to

>>38529318
I'm a NEET, I'm already a burden to society. I don't give a shit.

>>38529255
But when has a man ever gotten the better end of divorce? Marriage is a rigged game.

>>38529358
It's one thing to leech off a faceless state, another to have the gull to parasitize the woman you're supposed to love(and theoretically provide to).
No way that ends well. You either get/are damaged enough you don't care, or guilt is gonna destroy every inch of selfworth left.

>>38529510
>another to have the gull to parasitize the woman you're supposed to love
Most women parasitize men, and they don't give a shit, and the guys don't care either. If a woman doesn't mind me being a househusband, then I don't see a problem. Unless you want to make this about gender roles, you could argue that men aren't supposed to be househusbands.