Okay guys I finally joined OkCupid and all the girls are vegan,

>>38525309
>I finally joined OkCupid
>What did I do wrong?

>>38525309

OKCupid is literally for people who are so socially retarded or ugly that they have no other options.

Those types can only try to meet folks online because no normal person will want anything to do with them.

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>asexual grills
>using a dating app

>>38525600
You make it sound perfect for robots but even then you need social skills plus looks to succeed

I got banned from OKCupid AMA

>>38525990
I'll bite

did you ever actually meet anyone from there irl?

>>38525839
They maybe search for the company and/or love, just w/o the sexing

>>38525897

No one actually succeeds there until they break down and realize that they only person they'll ever match up with is someone as ugly and autistic as themselves.

If you have social skills and looks, you don't end up on OKCupid in the first place.

>>38525309
I met a "fembot" on okcupid once. We seemed to have a lot in common but she was a little fat so I stopped messaging her.

Maybe its your location.

>>38525839
>>38526049
I have tinder just to see if anyone I knew from school is on there. i swipe like everyone and just am curious about how many respond compared to how many i swipe
asexual fembot
i dont want sex i just want to not be lonely

>>38526097
>she was a little fat so I stopped messaging her.
>a little fat
>a little
ANON WHY

>>38526017
I sent a few girls a dm, someone must have gotten triggered by one of my messages and reported me.

>>38526187
>you quote the answer but still ask the question

kids these days

>>38526025
nope, I was banned after a few days, no one ever responded to me

>>38526229
>getting rid of a fembot that you had a lot in common with just because she was slightly chub
wew

>>38526187
>>38526270
Why would you be with someone you're not attracted to?

Also tbqh didn't think anything would come of it because I'd be too much of a nervous wreck to ever meet up.

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>>38526229
based robot is based

>>38525309
fucking hell. i have said it before, the moment i make an okcupid account i fucking kill myself. sometimes lurk (when they allow it, sometimes they block it) okcupid.com/match without an account, and fucking fuck.

what is the point if all the women look like sloth from the goonies

>>38526488
some of the girls are so ugly I'd rather fuck a cute boy

>>38525309
I go on okcupid to cheat on my gf

I go on 4chan to lie about having a girlfriend

>>38526488
>see qt asian girl
>Her description is she is basically any introverted robots dream
Damn those catfish are real sly. Even had multiple pictures to really sell it.

>>38525990
I also got banned from there. I used to shitpost in the forums and got into flame wars there. I think I ultimately got banned for calling Leonard Graves Phillips, lead "singer" of The Dickies, a babyfucker. Good times.

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>>38526134
Then get some hobbies dumb cunt. There are loads of outlets for finding friends and you choose the one that is known for sex. You're either an attention whore or lying to yourself to feel special. Either way pathetic.

>>38528740
I got banned for telling a single mom that all single moms are garbage

>>38528851

Average civic driver

>>38525839
Asexual!=Aromantic
FUCK
THE
BOT

>>38528912
Banned for telling the truth

>>38525309
What's wrong with being vegan?

>>38529302
red flag for mental illness, especially if it defines who you are.

>>38529302
Nobody wants to be with a constant nag sweetie

>>38529356
>What you're eating hurts others and yourself
>OMG STOP NAGGING ME PLEEEEEEASE

>>38529354
You browse /r9k/. You can't talk to girls. You're probably in your 20s and you're still a virgin. You really shouldn't be talking about red flags for mental illness lol

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>>38529439
See? This is what autism looks like.

>>38529475
>Can't handle simple statements from people without feeling attacked
>heh.... muh autism ;)

>>38529524
You are only proving my original statement right though.

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>join okc
>there's a black qt that I have 99% match with
>she's even virgin
>likes anime
>plays fightan games
>literally too autistic to message her
>started thinking about what to start with
>realize that even if I manage to get a decent line I have no idea how to carry on a conversation
How do I get anxiety meds?

>>38526406
>>38526187
You people do these things and then blame women for why you're alone.

>>38529576
Well I just proved your original statement as false.

>>38529595
Medicine doesn't cure retardation, it only alleviates the symptoms

>>38529636
I just need it to alleviate the symptoms enough to get a black qt to cuddle and watch anime with me

>>38529011
cigs dont burn hot enough to light gas or gas fumes and as long as the engine isnt running he's fine

>>38529664
>all he wants to do is cuddle
lol. you've lost before you even started.

>>38529687
she wants to wait until marriage to do anything lewd anon

>>38529706
;) Of course she does. Just like how most girls say they won't fuck on the first date lol

>>38529595
>that I have 99% match with
How?
I never got more than 70%

>>38529786
stop having cuck fantasies and tell me how to message her anon

>>38529800
>cuck fantasies
What did he mean by this?

>>38525309
OP,
this:
>>38525600

Normally, a person who wanna date uses Tinder. Only.
If you use something else you are showing that Tinder wasn't enough and you haven't found anyone there.
Any place beyound Tinder is for losers.

>>38529823
>automatically assumes all women fuck on the first date
Stop being a moral degenerate anon, I've found a christian qt, now give me a guide to talking to women

>>38529672
Kek photo says engine is running

>>38529849
the retard writing the caption said the car was running, all you can tell from the picture is that the lights are on

>>38529847
From my experience a lot of women will fuck on the first date. The longest I've had to wait was three dates until she was in my bed making out with me and was so wet she had soaked through her stockings.

>stop being a moral degenerate
>wants to cuddle a nigger
lol. For trying to be a cunt I'm not going to help. Enjoy loneliness

>>38529926
no one's interested in you're larping anon

>>38529941
>he thinks /r9k/ isn't the number one board on this site for normies to come and shitpost
stay jealous.

>>38529987
anon pissing on stocking and sniffing them doesn't count

>>38530004
lmfao who would do that? and why would you think about sniffing? this board tho

>>38530028
a degenerate cuck fetishist like yourself

>>38529595

Black girls are really nice but their families are absolute trash.

>>38529604
>implying we blame women for our being alone

>>38530183
Yes. This is /r9k/.

>>38530059
I'm not worried about her family, she's a qt an into everything I am, tell me how to talk to her anon

>>38530332
first step
kys
then you dont have to worry about the rest

>>38530408
But anon I'll probably never get another chance at a pure qt

>>38530332

If she likes games then talk about them you blockhead

>>38525309


>>38525309

>What did I do wrong?

You joined that frminazi/attention whore thing anon, get out of ur room and become a normie like i did!!

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>>38525309

Otherwise you wont be needing these if youd use them

>tfw the only girls that are a 70% match or higher are either black or fat

>>38529672
No but the lighters do