ITT: Confess things you've done that were extremely unethical

>>38523760
That's only mildly unethical.
Were the papers signed?
If so why do you think your teacher has a right to read them while if you do it's such a bad thing?

>>38523760
It was voluntary but everyone in the class still did it but if they didn't want to share with the teacher they didnt

>>38523872
And yes, the papers had their names on it

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>be religion studies teacher in some ghetto catholic school
>grade 12 lessons were mostly stupid shit designed to scare kids into staying Catholic after they graduate
>one of the smarter kids takes issue with us straight up bullshitting facts and "scientific" studies
>really don't want to deal with this shit even though I know he's right
>tell him to drop the course if he's so upset by it
>he actually does, which I thought was impossible to do for catholic curriculum
>school tries to threaten him by banning him from graduation ceremony if he drops the course
>he calls their bluff and knows they'd get themselves in shit if they do that
>kid is actually pretty smart and is a consistent honor roll student so he knows the deal
>realize we can't do shit to stop him
>since I was already in a bad mood that day I just kind of suggest not giving him any awards during the ceremony
>they actually agree
>mfw
>fast forward a few months
>when kids are handed their diploma on stage their accomplishments and awards are listed out loud to the audience
>it's his turn
>they hand him his diploma and walk him off stage not saying anything but his name
>can clearly see it hurt him
>felt really bad
>looks on the verge of tears as he realizes what's happening
>principle tells him as he walks him off stage "don't make a scene and embarrass yourself here"

The worst part of it was finding out that the kid's parents never came to make a scene afterwards because he was homeless and living in a youth shelter. Guess the school knew and that's why they did it. Never knew what happened to that kid, but I hope he's gotten over it.

>>38523953
Damn now that's shitty of you

I felt my cousin ass while she slept in the couch. We were both 12 - 13 and I was horny desu

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> be me 18 yr old fembot
>have a male best friend
>we never had any sexual relations
>gets a gf
>im nice to her and very friendly as im not interested in my best friend romantically and was genuinely happy for him
>he blocks me out of nowhere from every social media site and deletes me from his life
>he messages me months later telling me his gf is a controlling bitch that made him delete me because she was insecure and didn't like me
>get pissed
>one night we hang out while they were taking a break and decide to fuck him purely out of revenge
>fast forward a couple weeks later i see a big ass text from her pop up on my phone
>can feel the REEEEEEEE
>genuinely feel bad about it as i don't really like to act on revenge or be that kind of person but also didn't want to take back my actions and look like a little bitch
>call her a dumb bitch and tell her to fuck off and laugh at her
>never hear from her again and cut him off as a friend and they break up for good

Back in school during the Pokemon craze the teacher would confiscate everyones gameboys and put them in the cupboard until the end of the day. During lunch one day when everyone was outside in the playground I snuck into the classroom and started a new game and then saved it on each one.

>>38523760
That file would be facinating as fuck. Its not really unethical, just a bit of a dick thing to do, like reading someones diary but a page they wrote specially for reading by others that just happend to not be you.

>>38524529

That's fucking evil desu

>>38523953
if he would be so smart he would have figured to bend the knee to god

>>38524600
From my perspective it was pretty over the line. There was some seriously personal shit in there, it was like everyone was opening up to their therapist or something

>>38523953
well aren't you just a faggot now anon

>>38524443
What the fuck are you doing here. you don't belong. Shoo Shoo toastie roastie, Shoo.

>>38523760
Oh cool. Normally one would get that kind of information from developing close, personal relationships. What a nice little warp whistle.

>>38523760
>not in frat in college
>taking physics, teacher isn't shit
>tests are quite hard despite the lectures being babby level
>all the members of a specific frat including those I know I'm sharper than are fucking killing it
>one day I start chatting with one of them in the class
>leap of faith
>threaten to turn them in unless they give me the test answers
>next day get a flash drive containing the test bank

I just memorized the fifty potential problems for every test and got Hundreds from there on out, still have no clue how to do physics but glad that I had a natural feel for minor low key blackmail.

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>>38523760
>Be me
>23
>in Wal-Mart Parking lot
>3 retarded kids hop out of a white van parked next to me as mommy and daddy shop for my chicken tendies
>7.5/10 Stacy gets out of car
>immediately get out and attempt to help her with the rampant retards
>She says "Get the fuck away from my kids!"
>Touch her ass
>She calls the cops as i sit there thinking what the fuck did i just do
>Spend night in jail with a man who had a traffic ticket he forgot to pay for
>He browses 4chan
Jeff if you are still here respond to my emails you fuck
The ass was phat though

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>catfish on tinder with chad
>talk with some girl a little
>tell her if she wants to see a movie with me and i come over to her (she obviously wanted to get fucked)
>before she tells me her adress i tell her im fake
>shes says something poeple who pretend to be someone else have a lot secrets or some shit
>some days later i decide to visit her at work cuz she told me earleir because i thought i say sorry and she will be ok with me lying and we would go on a date or something
>she wasnt at work and i asked a co worker out
>forgot to give her my number and left the store

never went back there, i dont regret doing it but im sad it didint work

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>3rd grade
>me and my friends always played a game we invented called gay tag (just tag except the person who's "it" is gay)
>one day a kid takes it too seriously
>tackles one of my friends and starts fake raping him
>suddenly my brain devolves 200,000 years
>roll him over and stomp his face as hard as I can for like 10 seconds
>finally get yanked away by teacher
>kid has bruising all over his face for a week or two
I still feel bad about it. Kid is in a gang now

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Too lazy to retype it. Hers the screenshot.

>>38523760
>go to random beach bathroom at night that doesn't get locked up after dark
>pour piss bottles over everything like the hand dryer, coat racks, door handles, absolutely coat the toilet paper dispensers in the stuff
>take a shit in the urinal

and I've jacked off to the following part so many times
>open up the single soap dispenser
>crack open the refillable bag
>piss a huge load and cum into it afterwards
>reseal everything and tidy it up and load it back into the dispenser
>it's like I was never there
>tfw cleaners will be so focused on the rest of the shitshow they'll not even notice the strangely filled gojo bag

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>unethical

heh

>>38523760
It was more than likely a psychology study in order to see if anyone would read the papers

My babysitter. When I was 11 or 12 she was sleeping in my living room on the couch. She had a gigantic ass (also a bit chubby) and my surprisingly adolescent cock got rock solid and while her fat back was toward me. I took out my dick and rubbed it all over her ass. Luckily never got caught. She was 16 at the time.

> At home alone
> Naked naked, because it is more comfortable and I'm alone at home
> Sister to go home from work, so I can get the clothes back
They are watching television and having dinner in the living room upstairs
> In recent weeks, I've posted Pornhub before
> Obviously, I find it weird, because it immediately gave me the right to diamond
Get a crazy idea, fade away into his room and find the panties so I can get in the bathroom.
Open the box and see her panties
> Big black shake below
Fuckyeah.exe
Concerned pic is just these
Go upstairs to the bathroom when you clean Rods
> Huff and licking on the tail out of shiver angrily rejection
Biggest and best in my life
Go go take a shower and walk out of the bathroom
> She sleeps on the couch in the living room
> The rain fell like a natural ninja with a single handkerchief and black hand vibrating in the room and down
> Rotate the vibrating bar tray, because it is no longer

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>>38525523
you write like a child holy shit this is the worst formatting and sentence structure i've ever seen.

When I was in high school someone left their account logged in in the computer lab so I deleted their unfinished final project.

>>38523872
>If so why do you think your teacher has a right to read them while if you do it's such a bad thing?
In OP's scenario the kids knew that the teacher would read them, so anything they wrote was for the teacher. OP didn't have such an agreement with his classmates.

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>>38524443
>im not interested in my best friend romantically
>decide to fuck him
mfw you said purely out of revenge

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>>38524890
Why did you grab her ass anon?

>>38523760
my friend was IT at a major bank
said bank had a chat system
he snooped in on chat
girls talk about dick sizes apparently

>>38524659
This. Surprising how the homeless kid has book smarts but not street smarts

Shame on you for not just telling him to keep up the act though

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>16
>in computer lab
>5th graders saved their presentations on my computer
>open them
>fill them with Watto r34
>nobody finds out

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I'm mostly a good person. I feel very guilty when I'm doing something unethical. The only particularly bad thing I ever did was this

>computer lab in 8th grade
>macs running OS X
>there's a screensharing feature built in to the operating system and it isn't disabled
>virtually every computer in the school is networked together
>the guest username and password has high enough permission to screen share and control every non-teacher computer
>found some kid in the ESL room writing an essay in Spanish
>delete the whole thing as he's working on it, save the document, and shut off the computer

>>38523953
Fucking awesome, atheists deserve to be treated like subhuman trash.

>>38523953
he lives in a homeless shelter because hes a atheist and belives in satan

>>38524890
I understand that reference
Original h

>>38524683
If anything it's voyeuristic, but seeing as how you're anonymous on here, aren't going to give names out to the public and not going to use the info against them (i assume), its not the worst thing in the world.

>>38523760
>walking on the street whistling
>finds an old homeless man sleeping inside the park bench
>came to his side
>dig my ass a little money
>take it out and put it in his mouth
>walk through shrub
>start timer on me watch
>set to 10 minute
>crouch down and wait for him to wake
>it did not
>alarm goes off
>turn it off
>speedwalk quickly back to his side
>throw the gun directly over his head and kill him instantly
>take dollar bill and keep walking down the street
>go home and use it to choke me chicken

>>38523953
>>be religion studies teacher
My sides are already gone

>>38523760
If it makes you feel any better, the teacher made his assignment to do the same thing

>>38526470
>Yay freedom but not if ur against God
Gonna love the christfags

>>38523953
Catholics are the assholes of the Christian world.

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>be in 6th grade
>continually bullied by roasties
>decide enough is enough and its time to strike back
>vandalise their houses repeatedly, graffiti, breaking windows. you name it I did it
>continue being a shitstain on their lives for about 3 months until the bullying finally stops
>it turns out they all went to different neighbourhoods to escape my rampage of destruction
>mfw finding out they all split up after
>mfw ruined the friendship of 4 roasties forever
>mfw i don't even feel bad about the money their parents had to spend on repairs
>mfw i was never caught

>Have cancer cough
>spit like a nigger on the floor of some random restaurant and blame it on some normies when the manager asked
>mfw he was stupid enough to buy it

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>>38525523
>Biggest and best in my life
HAHAHAHAHAHSHAH

All I've got is that I've cheated on pretty much every exam and plagiarized pretty much every essay since I started high school years and years ago. Literally just sneak papers with answers into exams and steal essays off the internet and rearrange them while changing the wording. Never got called out for it and I've been out of college for more than 5 years now.

>>38523760
>fucked my friend's ex girlfriend
>fucked another oneitis
>helped beat up a kid because he was a nigger
>shot a dog because my cousins and I were drunk
>stole from multiple kids lockers and hocked their shit on Facebook

>>38526340
I was told by one of the retard kids to do it and they bet me on it and the Autistic 20 year old i was was like
>bet

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>last day of 8th grade
>been bullied a lot by this kid whose parents are on the board
>he keeps sneaking in a Gameboy
>need to pee during recess
>realize there are no cameras between where I entered and our classroom
>sneak into class and steal his gameboy
>double bag it in sandwich bags, hide it in the tank of a toilet in the bathroom
>kid's freaking out over it and demands bags, desks, and pockets be searched
>nothing
>he's pretty sure it was me who took it because I hate him, can't prove shit though
>wait until the last bell rings
>rush to bathroom, retrieve it, take it home
>was going to a high school under a different school board anyway
>never saw him again
>dad never questioned where I got a gameboy
That's for every time you stole from me or broke something of mine or attacked me or insulted me or loudly interrupted my presentations repeatedly.

>>38526313
it was purely out of revenge he was an ok looking guy not super uglee but i was just feeling like getting back at that chick more than anything

>>38523953
That's what you get for being a smartass.
Kid should've kept to himself instead of trying to impress the class with his knowledge of rick and morty.

>>38523760
>made a stacy co dependent on me for uni project then left the group and submitted the project on my own
>only thing she did was make the cover page
>never put name anywhere
>topic was under my name to begin with
>she went from B to failing
>last grade of the semester
>dropped out

I implore you to tell me what exactly I did wrong

>Be me 12
>Come from a bad area of britland
>Really close with my older cousins
>They sell drugs and launder money ect.
>One night they take me on a deal with them so i can "learn their ways>
>Not my first time and usually it goes fine
>On this one the guy is already high on something and tries to attack my cousin
>Get sort of freaked out by it and grab my house key and stick it in his side
>Starts bleeding and falls to the floor
>Cousin looks at me then back at him
>Grabs me and me and him run down the street for about 20 mins till we get home
>Nobody knows not even my other cousins

I still remember the look of the guy i keyed today and sometimes i can't sleep because of it

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>>38523760
>about 10 - 11 years old
>play these facebook games with friends
>you have points and can compete with friends
>was my life
>once my friend was winning
>got anxious
>stole his phone
>got his facebook password using his number
>deleted half of his items in the game
>threw away the phone
>helped him look for the phone for an hour the next day

>>38523953
Some of that good old fashioned religious """compassion""" I see.

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>>38525523
this went from broken english into finnegans wake

>>38523760
>be in 7th grade in smalltown rural school
>class gets into groups to make small businesses as school project
>my group do bakery and sell stuff like cakes and bread to people, another group do tasks like carwash, gardening or other labour for cash.
>in computer class we get to make flier to advertise our businesses
>one of my friends is in the carwash thing business
>he asks for help to make a flier since he doesn't know how to computer
>asks me to make a list with all the tasks they provide as well as the prices
>help him make their flyer, it looks pretty good
>he leaves the computer to go to the toilet and leaves me all alone with his project
>take this one rare opportunity and decide to sabotage their business in hopes that it will promote mine
>get brilliant idea
>change his flyer and make "Sex ;)" one of the services they offer
>place it right in the middle with smaller text and a price tag of $350
>he comes back, if he notices I'll tell him I was just joking
>he didn't notice it and printed out 50 copies
>we spendt the rest of the schoolday putting flier around town and in people mailboxes
>next day principal get's bombarded with phonecalls because of the flier I made for the other group
>their group gets the blame but they deny doing anything
>I try to act innocent since they know I helped them make the fliers
>friend said he proof read it and have no idea who did it
>he aint no snitch
>get the rest of the schoolday off as well as half of the next day because they still trying to figure it out as the principal continues to get phone calls from angry people
>principal cancels the entire "business" project
>nobody ever found out it was me

not the worst I've done but pretty bad
didn't feel remose at the time but after some years I kinda felt bad for the teachers and principal since they got al lthe heat

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I made a guy piss on himself for me

>15 years old
>have a friend who's really conscious about germs and always carries a water bottle
>ask for sip
>tell him I will waterfall the bottle
>when he looks away I rub my dick all over the mouth piece
>other friend and I die when he drinks from it
>sides of abdomen suffer maximum laughter damage
>do this 5 more times throughout the year

>>38524443
>"be me 18 yr old fembot"
>stop reading
Outta here, whore

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>>38526470
>still believing in a primitive tactic used to control masses in 2017
You could never be more blue pilled than that

After I fap, I smear my cum over everybody's towels (except of my father's, because he's the only one I remotely respect).

Also, I made a girl break up from 3 different guys just being TOO NICE and flirty on purpose. I always made her confused emotionally. Why? She rejected me and was an attention whore (I actually loved her once. huh.), and I understood the fucked up patterns of her life
>Have a problem
>Blame everyone but myself
So I took advantage of everything I know about her to make her break up with 3 different guys. With one of them even twice.
I gave her a chance to be with me later on, but she didn't want to despite liking me. (it would have been a LDR)
Later on, before I cut ties, she said she wants to but I rejected her. Gave up on my chance to get my first kiss & maybe to pop the cherries out of pure spite.

I jizzed into pancake batter when I was 12 and some horsefaced whores who bullied me ate it

When i was little I used to think it was fucking hilarious to piss all over everything in public bathrooms. If feel bad for whoever had to clean that up.

>>38523760
>>38530162
o shit I used to do this too
went to house parties late at night when everyone was already drunk, I would always steal shit from the house owner and since they were so druk nobody even noticed I was there or who I was
would also piss all over strangers bathrooms
I don't feel bad about it thought, fuck normies and their parties

>grade 6 or 7
>school has presentation about CFL mercury lightbulbs
>teacher thinks they're endorsed by the canadian football league
>sorted out into groups to hand out baggies of brochures and lightbulbs in the neighbourhood
>stumble upon roadkill flattened squirrel
>convince group member to put it in one of the brochure bags
>go to a different route so they don't know who did it
>as we're about to drop it off, also find a dead bird
>throw it in the bag too

somebody snitched and found out about it, it was a huge ordeal.

>>38523760
not related to your thread, but your pic made me remind of an interaction i had with my mother.

she was being obnoxious as always about religion. i was raised strict catholic in a third world spic shithole, but lost my faith early on. Anyway, i told her something like "have you ever seen a slim, or underweight priest? even on tv, see how fat they are even on the most remote villages in africa". it's funny to see something click when you question the beliefs of others.

>inb4 fedora tipper
probably growing up i was i little shit, but i've given up on everything.

t. 34 kv neet

>>38523760
Nice try CIA
Sage

>>38523760
>I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>xD xD xD

My previous roommate's room shared a wall with my closet, and every time she brought her bf over 4 sum fuk, I'd press my ear to my closet wall and jerk off to her moans.

Lied to my family about hearing voices at uni. I don't know why I said it. I was just lonely and depressed at uni. They came to take me home and made me leave because they thought I was crazy. This is how I dropped out of uni.

>>38524927
I once catfished a guy out of boredom weirdly, it was one of those where it was just a little thing that snowballed into something bigger and this guy was clearly getting attached to me. So I abandoned ship and just closed everything so he wouldn't go through more pain of growing closer to me.

>>38525523
Jesus christ do you huff glue on a regular basis? That's one of the most retarded things I've ever read.
Next time you have a wank flick one of your balls and remember you forced us to read that tardation.

>Be in hospital
>chubby fag gets signed to our unit
>Crip members go to an activity room to listen to hip hop radio station
>Fag comes in and they tell him to get out
>Fag constantly swings his ass to a guy in retaliation
>"Back off faggot gay fuck"
>Constant ass swinging name yelling they even threaten to beat him up
>I tell fag to just leave
>Talks shit about my mom
>redman.jpg
>I go to him grab him and slam his ass to the wall
>Fag cries
>Im okay with the crip guys

I wanted to fuck the guy desu

>>38525523
challenging stuff
i like that

Inbred and kept secret.

>>38523760
>family from the US lives 2 streets away
>they need someone to look after their dog while they spend a month in the states during summer
>sure I'll do that (they didn't know many people in the neighborhood)
>the mom of the family was a milf with huge tits
>proceed jerking off into all her stuff like shampoo and face moisturizer
>did this the whole month, almost daily
>tfw I got paid to feed/walk a dog and have her covered in my cum without knowing it

Needless to say this was the only time my cum has ever touched a woman

Laughed thank you anon

>taking dog on night walk
>see small toad on sidewalk
>pick him up and launch him into space
>he hits the ground and convulses before stopping his movements all together

>>38528810
You did it right, I hate too these roasties.

>>38532803
You didn't steak her panties?

>>38529155
fuck off normie, fucking kill yourself

>>38523953
I don't want to be moralfag but what the fuck
I thought Catholics God told them to be nice to other people

>>38523953
>>religion studies teacher
What are you doing on a Cantonese basket-weaving forum?

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>>38526470
>I'm a good christian
>I hate the people God intentionally created

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I broke some kids fingers when I was in the second grade.

>Discover how powerful it is to grab people's fingers and twist/bend them
>Grab some older kids fingers on the playground and do exactly that until he's begging me to stop and crying
>Felt so good to see him twist and writhe beneath me
>Actually really enjoyed the feeling of his boney fingers bending in whatever way I pulled them
>Really force them
>Do it until I feel something give
>Stop
>Go back inside
>Teacher calls me out of class a few minutes later
>Older kid is in tears and crying
>"Anon, did you hurt little Chad's fingers?"
>Sorry it was an accident
>Go back to class, teacher buys it
>Little Chad has to wear those little finger casts

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>>38534048
Oh and another one, about how I lost my first job
>Be 17
>Working at this indoor rock climbing/obstacle course place
>It's hugely popular with kids, especially for parties
>I've worked there for 3 years prior
>Want to quit, fed up with management being a bunch of cunts

>Working one day
>Get angry with the kids because they were endangering themselves even after they've been clearly instructed not to
>Legit saving these kids from serious brain damage time and time again and they keep doing it
>I'm pretty patient, but today I could not fucking handle it
>We're understaffed and I'm working through my lunch. It's hot as fuck and there's gotta be 60 kids + parents in this fucking place
>Tell my coworker not so subtly that these kids are "fucking retarded"
>Apparently a parent overheard this
>Complains to the managers that I called her kids retarded
>Lost my job

I shoulda just let the swings hit the kids.

>13
>Middle School
>Teacher known as frizzy haired mega bitch by the students is giving us a test.
>This test is for our first semester grade.
>Easy af, finish before everyone else.
>Reading book about Cars when I look over to this asshole of a Chad.
>Good looking, 6' 4"
>Chad was always bullying me for being shorter and less athletic than him.
>He looks up at me and I give him my best smug animu sneer impression.
>He goes back to work and I go back to reading.
>Later I look back again and see him looking at his hand.
>I can see a smile piece of white sticking up.
>Jackpot!
>I confront him at lunch about it in the bathroom and threaten to rat him out. He caves and asks what I want. I tell him to meet me in the bathroom no one goes to after school.
>At first I make him do dumb shit like cluck like a chicken while I record, but I slowly ramp it up to gayer stuff.
>Make him do a strip show for me
>Make him give me his underwear
>Eventually I make him suck my cock and swallow my loads.
>This continues all throughout 6th grade.
>I use the videos of him sucking my cock to blackmail him and we do this all throughout high school.
>His parents had to buy him new sets of underwear because I took them all by the end of the school year.
>Don't see Chad in first two years of HS
>See him third year.
>He's even sexier than before
>Super nice to me.
>Actually became best broa.
>Everytime o talk to him I have a huge pang of guilt.
>Still use the old memories and his underwear as guilt fap material tho.

I've tortured and killed a young women before. Unfortunately I can't give anymore details on 4chan.

I've also shoplifted a couple times when I was younger, and got into several fights and bullied other kids.

>>38534420
>Unfortunately I can't give anymore details on 4chan.
Could you perhaps give some details on how you got away with it if you did? Asking for a friend

>>38534592
We burnt the body.

>>38534420
Any pics of her?

What kind of torture?

>>38534658
Sorry anon. Can't really tell you anymore. We weren't doing it for fun, though

>>38534697
Alright. Did you fuck her at least?

>>38534629
Like in a furnace or just like a really big fire? Did you cut her up first? What about the teeth?

>4th grade, two roasties are stomping on my snow fort
>get fucking pissed
>grab one by the shoulder
>punch her as hard as I can 3 times in the face then push her to the ground
>feel the rage of a thousand barbarians coursing through me
>GRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
>everyone is looking at me weird so I transition into a cry
>trip to the principals and a time out is all I get

Another time I am held back from recess to apologise to a different roastie who I had insulted out loud during class
>it's grade 4 and you can already tell she will turn out as a whore
>starts sassing me
>grab her by the head and thrust her skull into the wall
>I can still hear the thud

>I didnt even have to say sorry

>>38525523
>Big black shake below
Ebin

>>38523760
Shot some ropes of cum onto my sleeping cousins feet, looking back it was pretty wrong, get hard thinking of it though. Did shit like this all the time since I used to sleep over a lot. Basically worshipped her feet whilst she slept, wrapped her hand around my dick and jerked, rubbed my dick on her lips. I wasn't that sneaky, makes me wonder if she was awake and pretending. It's fucked up but meh, I had a good time.

Possibly the most unethical thing I've ever done

>Be me, 17, less of a shut in than I am now
>Get invited to house party to celebrate the end of Grade 11, decide to go because Haruhi Endless Eight has put me off anime for the time being
>House at the edge of town, so fairly large and has a lot of acreage
>All sorts of kids there drinking and shit, I have a few beers and get decently sociable
>Then the fucked up shit begins to come out, people start smoking weed and doing shrooms
>This fairly hot chick in my class, a 7/10 and one of two to have boobs bigger than a handful, is drunk, baked out of her mind and taking a trip on some weird shit
>We meet in the house on my way to the bathroom
>She mistakes me for some chad football player who's a year older than us
>Keep trying to tell her I'm not chad, I'm just anon, are you alright, you don't seem okay
>Suddenly she just blurts out "are you just trying to convince me you aren't chad because you don't want to FUCK me? Well fuck you, I'm good enough, I'm better than that fucking skank Taylor, you're going to break up with that bitch by first semester in college you dumb asshole!"
>Suddenly I turn from white knight to sinister motherfucker, realize I can use this to my advantage
>Start playing along with it, yeah you got me there baby, I really am Chad, hahaha!
>She grabs me by the shirt, "you couldn't fucking fool me. There's an empty bedroom upstairs, fuckwad, I want you and your cock there RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
>I frantically search around for a condom or something, some guy who I don't even know tells me there is a pile of them in a bowl upstairs
>I lead the girl up to the bedroom while she's hurling abuses at me, find the condoms, grab one and go into an empty room

>>38535341
cont'd

>She is practically begging me to fuck her, rips her clothes off and spreads her legs on the bed, my dick is now diamonds
>Put the condom on, get on the bed and slide it in, such a nice feeling, like a warm glove surrounding your dick and gently pulling it in
>Fairly tight but after 4 years of jerking off to increasingly degenerate anime porn, my dick is not so sensitive, so last for a good 6-7 minutes of very hard fucking, girl is moaning and yelling the whole time
>Cum and pull out, suddenly realize my dick is in a huge amount of pain and she just has a grin on her face
>Get on the bed and lie next to her
>"Oh Chad, I love you, I love you so much, we belong together. We can make long distance work..." etc etc, eventually devolving into incoherent babble
>After 20 minutes she falls asleep, I'm still awake consumed with the feeling of "holy shit, I just had sex"
>Decide now is the time to beat a hasty retreat, I get dressed and go downstairs, saying goodbye to the few acquaintances I had there, and leaving, basically running the 5 kilometres back home while still slightly drunk

So ends the story of the first and only time I had sex. I misled and took advantage of a girl who was tripping balls and thought I was someone completely different (hence why I had sex- nobody would actually want to fuck ME). The best part is, she sort of remembered "fucking Chad", which caused a huge problem with him and his girlfriend (he vehemently denied it, as he should). His girlfriend broke up with him and told his parents about how he cheated on her. The guy went from the high school jock demi-hero to a villified figure with no moral compass. To this day I still don't know if she thinks she actually fucked him, or if she figured out that it must have been someone else.

>>38534697
>>38534629
>>38534420
I smell bullshit with this one.

>>38525009
This shit has me in tears idk why

>>38525009
Orginioli top kekkaroo

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>>38525009
>tackles one of my friends and starts fake raping him
>roll him over and stomp his face as hard as I can for like 10 seconds
10/10 just like my north american survival horror shows.

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>be me
>high school
>dumb roastie leaves phone on window while she play fights
>I knock phone off and bust it beyond repair
>shy grill watched me
>stare at her intensely
>she begins to cry
>leave the area and watch chimp out from a distance
>mfw shy grill stays quiet
>missionaccomplished.jpg

Found a wallet in the lobby of a hotel with two 100 dollar bills in it. There was an id too, i could have returned it, but i kept the cas turned the wallet into the lost and found.

Im a pretty nice guy, i cant really think of anything worse than that.

The worst thing I can recall doing was plagiarizing 4chan greenrext stories for a creative writing assignment.

>>38523760
I shoved my dick in my 2yo girl cousin's mouth. She ran off, obviously. Never did it again and she grew up fine since then.
I also got another cousin drunk and fucked her. She said some fag's name so I'm sure she doesn't even remember it happened.

>>38535341
>>38535397
T. Someone who has never tripped on acid

>>38523953
I really hate how Christianity is now the edgy fashion trend, just looking at the replies. You can't sincerely believe in anything anymore.

>>38537108
>I shoved my dick in my 2yo girl cousin's mouth.
Explain this. Did you like get her alone and take advantage of the situation or like did you just randomly walk up to her when no one was around and forced your dick down her throat?

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>>38523760
>Find out a girl I was dating and whom i cheated on is pregnant
>At the time im dating another girl
>Go over and see her to sort it out
>Tell her she needs to get an abortion because I dont want anything to do it
>We argue, she cries, we argue again, she cries more
>Then we fuck
>I go back to seeing new girl and dont tell her
>Preggers girl is being and out of control moody bitch
>Calls me when I cant answer and gets upset
>When i call her she ignores me
>STUPID BITCH
>Make it clear shre needs to have the abortion, I wont help her raise it
>Threaten to go overseas and join the Foreign legion
>This goes on for 3 weeks, we argue, she avoids me, she comes back to me, I go see her, we fight, we fuck lol
>Go back to seeing new chick
>She eventually gets the abortion without telling me
>Dont give her any money lol
>She OD's on cocaine twice in the next two weeks and goes missing
>Her friends call me and blame me
>Start thinking Im going to be arrested
>She turns up eventually
>Carry on seeing my new gf this whole time
>She ends up losing her job and drops out of her law degree and has to move back home

It wasn't the first time she got knocked up either lol.

>>38537240
It's both I guess. She was alone in a room, so I randomly stood next to her, unzipped, told her to open her mouth and shoved it in.
I'm not even a pedophile but it felt like I had to do this at some point.

>>38523760

I have found similar things and almost anybody would do that. You're kind of a saint if this is the worst you can come up with.

>>38537108
You really need to fucking kill yourself
What the fuck possessed you to fucking do that
Just fucking die

>>38537307
I already explained it.
It's always fun to see people get triggered at this stuff like I'm a genocide or something, so thanks for the (You).
This happened and now you know, and you can't punish me, not even hurt my feelings.

>>38525235
Literal MEME ideology

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>>38537307
>moralfag in my safe space
GO AWAY BULLY

>>38525523
>The rain fell like a natural ninja with a single handkerchief and black hand vibrating in the room and down
What did he mean by this?

>>38525826

I was VERY close, in *grad* school no less, to changing the spellcheck on a lab computer to autocorrect one professor's name to "Fucking bitch".

> wish I had

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>2nd grade
>wrote my friend a death threat as a joke
>left it on his desk
>he finds it and freaks out
>ohshit
>teacher interrogates me because she recognises handwriting
>i deny everything
>teachers talk to the entire year about it the next day
>kid spends the rest of the year paranoid af, constantly looking over his shoulder, scared of going outside

still feelsbadman

>>38534420

> That kid who mentions torture/murder and shoplifting in approximately equal terms

>>38537658
>that guy who never gets the joke

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>>38537503
I did something similar in the 4th grade
>take advantage of younger autist
>friend and I put death threats (as a joke, of course) and other stupid shit on sticky notes
>use autist to distribute these notes
We spread a rumor that some kid who was in my class at the time peed on his little brother. And I'm pretty sure my friend and I ruined that autist's life
>friend and I were violent kids because we liked to LARP as characters from our video games
>our influence over the autist eventually drove him to strangle another kid
>autist was kicked out of my school and sent to
some institution for the mentally ill
The stupid fuck deserved it for spreading a false rumor that I showed him my dick

>>38530162
>>38530203
>>38525201
>>38524890
>>38537261
LiteralIy niggers

>>38534697
>We weren't doing it for fun, though
then why the fuck did you do it?

>>38534420
>a young women
>a women
This is more immoral than torture. Fuck you.

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>in college
>Use the Yik Yak app, which is like an anonymous message board kinda
>Find thirsty dudes and pretend to be hot chick
>tell them to meet outside of my building
>easily notice the guys who are there for the "hot chick" and take pics and shame him while laughing furiously

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>>38537774
Hey, friend! It seems you clicked on the wrong board, but that's okay! Let me help direct you back to where you belong!
>>>/pol/

Silly but funny (at least to me)

> be 12
> at beach with friend I used to be close to but we lived in different towns now
> still spend a week with that family at beach
> he wrote a postcard to his 'girlfriend' back home
> wrote something like "I got you a present from [fancy store down there]"
> the "I got you" was on a different line from "a present"
> before the card got mailed, I changed "you" to "your mom"
> his sister mailed the card and afterwards, asked him "Why did you say you got her mother a present?"
> he honestly thinks he somehow wrote that
> now he has to buy her mom a present
> what does a 12-YO know about buying a lady a present?
> he buys these ridiculous bottle caps
> my sides are in orbit all this time but cannot laugh visibly
> wish I could be there when this girl got the postcard saying he bought her mother--but not her--a present from the beach

>>38537795
fucking kek

100% agreed for real though

>>38537859
Fuck off newnigger redditor. Nigger is chan culture.

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>>38537890
Why are you being so mean? I'm only trying to help you back to your containment board!

>>38537927
Satania posters need to be bullied off the earth. Nigger.

>>38524600
>Students write things assuming a teacher they trust will be the only other person reading it
>Somebody else reads it

That's about as unethical as it gets. The damage is just super minimal.

>>38523760
I cheated on almost every test to get my business degree. I used inspect element to make my grades look better than they were to make my GPA look higher than what it actually was. I paid someone to do my online classes for me.

Just so I could have more time to shitpost on 4chan

>>38537830

I knew someone who would read on Craigslist where homofags were advertising for sex parties at some scuddy apartments, and would sit and the parking lot and spy all the queers heading in for an orgy with strangers

>>38537330
When people tell you that you're fucked up and the shit that you do is fucked up, they're not trying to hurt your feelings, Anon. They're in shock of the things that you do.

I got grounded on school when I was a 8yr old
I couldn't go and play
So I was alone in the classroom
I took a bottle of water of this girl I liked and rubbed my dick on the inside
She drank it all
And it felt soooo good

>junior year of high school
>find flash drive in computer lab
>plug it in
>a bunch of assignments and stuff on it
>wipe drive
>fill it with pictures of Jackie Chan
>put it back where I found it

>>38537994
how does the inspect element fool anyone who matters (i.e. employers)??? isn't it just like a cool party trick.

>>38538398
my dad kept paying for my school

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>>38524443
THOTTY

BEGONE

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>>38525523
>> Obviously, I find it weird, because it immediately gave me the right to diamond

>>38537994
how the fuck did inspect element help you at all and where do you find someone to take online classes for you? sounds pretty suspicious

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>Be me

>No internet at home

>Incredibly horny

>Start browsing porn on 4chan (this was a while ago, about 7 years ago or so, am 20 today)

>Get really horny

>See lolidom thread

>One of my main fetishes, feel incredible surging boner

>Jerk off to lolidom

>Never get caught

>Tfw it's a miracle I wasn't

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I'm not making excuses, just saying that I was abused A LOT as a kid. To the point where I was beaten into Foster Care twice bad. So I might have been a real dick as a kid but I've changed a lot since then.

>be in new Elementary living with new Foster Parents
>foster parents are both abusive
>go to school and start to act out
>almost in front of the principles office everyday because I'm constantly in trouble
>pull chair out of kid who is sitting down, don't even know why I did it but he fell and hurt himself pretty bad, get sent to office
>much older cousin gives me water balloons, we throw them at cars that are speeding by
>one driver actually gets out pissed and chases us for a couple of blocks
>for whatever reason, decide to throw a stink bomb inside the house of a really nice family who was always good to me
>city buses go on strike and come back, hurl eggs at them as their passing by on their route during Halloween
>friends throw rocks at cars on the freeway, moralfag out of their and don't do that
>guy is a huge asshole to me, decide to pants him during swimming class in front of the girls, he had a really small dick, everyone laughed at him but he never bothered me again

Other than that, I'm pretty Vanilla. I don't steal, do drugs and I've never taken advantage of a drunk chick even though I've had plenty of opportunities. Don't cheat either.

Worse thing I've done is probably give my cummies to some loli's including a loli cousin but I was a shota myself and they all initiated the entire thing, so meh.

>>38533527
>>38526313
>>38538494
>>38538511
summerfags get off my board right now with your normie memeays

>>38523760
A kid lent me his super smash bros melee and i never gave it back, that was 10 years ago

I've masturbated in bathroom stalls several times.

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>go on Tinder regularly
>catfish as Chad
>mention in my bio I'm into gloryholes (they dont care if you're hot)
>have pics of Chad holding a dog, with groups of friends and whatnot
>get tons of messages
>get some nudes, have lots of fun saying whatever the fuck I want
>get some into my gloryhole action
>have a station set up in my house thats visible when you walk in
>dick sticks through it
>some girls actually fucking come to my house and suck it, thinking I'm chad
>have cameras set up
>record them doing it, then I surprise them after I finish.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU ROASTIES I WIN

>>38538700
This is genius anon.

This was 2 years ago
>Family get together on a summer house we have
>Family from all over the country come over
>Get to greet all of my cousins
>A female cousin i haven't seen in 3 years arrives, let's call her Adi
>She hugs me
>Noticing how hot she got(she's a dancer and she was 15 at that time)
>I was 18
>At night we party with the whole family and i got really drunk
>I call it a night and go into my room(Adi and some of my cousins were going to sleep in that room too)
>Just laid down and watched the roof while listening to music
>The cousins come into the room and accommodated themselves in the bed(2 king beds together)
>We're sitting on the bed
>Adi gets close to me
>We all start talking and shit
>Eventually everyone falls asleep except for adi and me
>We talk about our parents separation at first
>She starts talking about how much she missed me and stuff like that
>I tell her how cute she looks now
>Normally i don't say things like that(but i was dead drunk)
>She's surprised and launches at me for a hug
>Falling on the bed with her on top of me
>She looks me in the eye and laughs
>We kiss
>We snuggle for a short time
>Then we fall asleep while spooning
>Woke up confused and really early(i have a tendency to wake up at 5-7am when i drink)
>I think to myself "i'll never have another opportunity like this"
>My hand into her underwear.jpg
>Touch her all over, she has an amazing ass (she a dancer as previously mentioned)
>Tried to stick 1 finger in vag but she's tight and she would wake up
>Realize that in a few minutes someone will probably wake up
>Decide to take pics of her ass and front
>Took them (they are in a usb in a closet, i still masturbate to them from time to time)
>Go back to sleep, never mention the event to anyone again
>Life continues as normal

Actually i saw Adi 2 weeks ago and it wasn't awkward or anything, she's even hotter now, we spent time together and it was nice, nothing sexual though

>>38530162
I'm 20 and still do this sometimes.

>>38538681
Give me back my melee you cunt evan

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>>38538847
>Catfishing isn't realistic

>>38538764
Post Adis ass

i convinced a fat girl to fuck her dog for my curiosity and amusement and let her believe that i would date her if she did.
after she got fucked a couple of time i deleted her and never called again

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>be 12
>cousin is 11, green eyes, pale with long light brown hair
>singing some popular "hotdog" song in front of me and dancing
>somehow she ends up dancing on my lap the hotdog song/dance
>unfiltered me jokingly asked her if she "wanted to see my hotdog"?
>she says yes
>get nervous and shy suddenly, didn't think this through
>tell her to pull my pants down and see it for herself while I look away
>it feels incredibly good to feel her hands reaching around and pulling my sweatpants down
>suddenly feel something poke at my penis and it felt like lightning coursed through my body
>shock hit me but then so did the feeling of ecstasy afterwords
>she ask me if I want to see hers?
>don't even say anything, just nod
>pull down her bright pink sweatpants
>she's wearing underwear with strawberries on it
>nervously pull those down
>it's hairless and completely erotic
>never seen one before
>strange feeling is washing over me all at once, I feel funny
>I want to touch it
>she ask me if I want to touch it, don't hesitate
>it feels very warm and wet
>I've got a raging boner
>position myself to put it in, just get the tip in
>FEEL AMAZING at that age
>she slowly starts pulling her legs to get me to come in closer and tries to hug me closer at the same time
>I'm not too sure what's going on but all I know is that I don't want to stop
>suddenly
>WE'RE HOME, WHERE ARE YOU TWO?
>both of our parents arrive and we both rush to put clothes on
>never speak of it again
>grandpa dies and family basically stops seeing each other, he was basically the glue that held us all together

She turned into a nigger lover, funny enough he left her pregnant and bailed on her. Now she post pics of her half daughter, as well as random quotes about how hard it is to be a single mother. Nothing ever happened to either of us but we could have gotten into a lot of trouble.

>be in 4th grade
>kid shittalks other kid
>"you need your mom to come here and sick your dick"
>this kid almost knocked my teeth out by punching the back of my head into a urinal
>still no sensation in 2 of my front teeth
>beat the shut out of the kid
>he'said crying and bleeding
>at principal's office, lie and say I did it because I respected the other kid's mom
>get one hour of detention and other kid gets suspended
He deserved it but I lied my assignment off.

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>>38523760
>be super young
>maybe pre-k/kinder
>walking around at lunch
>see guys around fence
>walk to them
>they're sticking their dicks through the holes in the metal fence and pissing
It gets blurry past that so...
>tfw i might've shares chain-link pissholes with a bunch of dudes

I have a terrible habit of scratching objects with my nails unconsciously, it even happened at other people's houses a couple of times. People never suspected anything and blamed their cat instead.

Back when I was 12 or so I had delusions of being bullied and having to stand up for myself. The 'bullying' I endured was being called names once or twice and listening to people singing annoying songs. The 'standing up for myself' was getting the so-called bullies beat up or surrounded and covered in soap cocktails. I made others do my bidding by convincing them they were victims of bullying too.
I'm lucky people stopped falling for it so I stopped acting like that before reaching an age at which it has consequences.

>>38538700
post some of the vids/pics then faggot

>>38526495
>he's an atheist
>and believes in Satan
It's either one or the other.

>>38526986
I doubt this is real, but if it was then I applaud you.

>>38527732
You fucked his shit up anon, good job

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>>38524443
This place isnt for you, roasty toasy

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>>38525523
This is an important post

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>>38525523
> The rain fell like a natural ninja with a single handkerchief and black hand vibrating in the room and down

What the fuck

>>38526470
>atheists

Are you sure you're replying to a correct post? I don't see any mention of any atheist in the post you've replied to.

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>>38524443
leave and never come back senpai. youre not welcome and you dont belong here roastie

>>38523953
If he was really smart he'd keep his mouth shut and go with the flow.

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>>38527732
That wasn't unethical if the kid kept being a dick towards you, good job anon

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I molested my sister when I was 12.

>>38540283
it happens to the best of us

>>38525523
this is the first time ive genuinely laughed in a while oh my god anon st opp im not sure if youre retarded or a genius

>>38525523
>mfw you type your story into google translate one or two times then copy paste it in greentext format

>>38525523
what the fuck did you just write you literal retard

>>38525523
hahahhaahhah nigga wtf did i just read

Nothing really, I haven't had the opportunity and I'm generally quite a nice person.
Here's the absolute worst I've done, but it's pretty mild.
About a year ago one of my roastie neighbours had a letter sent from the hospital but she got the address wrong and it was sent to me. I read though it, something about a kidney infection and then ripped it up and put it in the trash. I've also stolen from her a few times because she comes home drunk a lot and has dropped her wallet outside her door.
I'm not going to turn down free money, and I'm 90% sure she doesn't have a job and has her apartment paid for by a sugardaddy or something. I've followed her around a few times and never seen her go to a workplace.

>>38535397
>>38535341

Hi anon, I'd just like to let you know that the law defines rape as intercourse without valid and freely given consent, the law considers consent obtained through means of fraud as not valid

You raped her, better hope she doesn't remember your face

>>38523953
so the only actual thing that happened was they didnt read out loud his "accomlpishments"?
meh big deal
ps enjoy sucking on satans throbbing cock

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>>38539125
>asked her if she "wanted to see my hotdog"

>>38525523
What language did you pass it through on google translate? If I had to venture a guess it would be either an analytical language like Chinese or one with a tiny ass vocabulary like any niggerspeak

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>>38523760
>Fat midget in high school
>Her whole point of being alive was to shit talk men 24/7 because her father fucked out of her life before she was born
>one day get tired of her shit talking
>grab some pic related
>smear it all over he head and put chewing gum in her hair
>finish it off by punching her in the face

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>>38531291
I know I had it coming,
I know I can't be free.
But those people keep on moving,
And that's what tortures mee

>>38540283
Oops. You're supposed to do the opposite anon.

>>38535341
>>38535397
This is hardly believable but it sure gave me a good kek

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>>38529303
>Atheist puppet thinking he's smart
Good goy

>>38533129
She had a few clean ones in the drawer, but I didn't dare to do much with it. She'd probably know if one went missing.
I do remember even cumming in one of those high heel shoes with a closed tip.

>>38540672
I appreciated the idea of these snack sticks, but I found they were too thick and way too bland to compete with the traditional crackers. I much preferred spreading cheese instead of dipping it.

>>38526442
very nice, watto is very gOod waifu

>>38529111
>We argue, she cries, we argue again, she cries more
>Then we fuck

women....

I punched my best friend in the face because he said that fish don't exist

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>>38541180
who the fuck is stupid enough to believe in fish

>>38529155
that's just being a cunt

>>38524927

That's some Grade A stalker, sociopath, sexual predator behavior right there.

>>38523760
>Recess before test
>Some bitch I don't like is making a big deal out of hiding some paper with the tests answers in her pencil case
>I think she got them from someone else who already did the tests as the school just uses the same 4 different tests for every class
>She and her friend leave to the bathroom or something
>This is my chance
>Tell all my friends I'm stealing it
>Steal it and throw it away because I don't need to cheat either
>During the test she opens the case and freaks out trying to find her cheat sheet
>Most of the classroom is in on it
>Everyone is trying to hide they are looking at her and laughing their asses off
>She fails the class
Would have gotten away with it too but my faggot friend told on me
She got the brilliant idea to tell the principal I took something but not what and then the principal pushed her and she said I took her cheat sheet and she got into trouble too
Dumb roastie

>be in school
>be friends with some "chads" but also friends with some "robots"
>robot friends are into hacking
>they hack school administrator password
>we have loads of fun with this, locking teachers computers and unblocking game/porn sites
>i "accidentally" give the password to my "chad" friends
>they go on a rampage of deleting students coursework
>im like "wtf are you guys doing, NOOO STOP"
>head teacher walks into classroom with 2 police officers
>they arrest my friend who was on the computer at the time
>he gets expelled from school
>2 weeks later hes back, he ratted out one of my robot friends for being the one who got the password
>robot friend gets expelled

i never even said sorry... i betrayed him. i should never have given the password to anybody. im such a dick

>>38534394
ok


oginal

>>38534420
>I've also shoplifted a couple times when I was younger
Fucking degenerate

>>38527568
>stealing from kids' lockers
Sound like you're the nigger who should be beat up

>>38534277
Nothing unethical here

Fucking kids

>>38538764
>Have opportunity to snuggle with girl
>Betray her and take lewd pictures of her
FUCKING
C H A D
H
A
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>>38523760
>6 years old
>in the computer lab with the rest of my class
>teacher makes us print out our work
>I'm a curious af kid and start pressing numbers after I select to print
>printer starts printing out a lot of copies of my paper
>play dumb when asked what went wrong with my printing session
>a lot of paper gets wasted
>somehow don't get in trouble

My teacher was a cunt anyway, tbdesu.

>>38541898
this is the most pathetic post yet

>>38537781
To send a message, probably

>>38537927
Holy shit kill yourself avatarfag. /pol/ is for political discussions exclusively but that doesn't mean we can't talk politics outside of it.

>>38539419
You know what you did anon

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I stimped my cats head and nourished it back to health just to stomp it againa nd murder it. I feel sort of bad about the whole thing
NOT

>>38541898
>a lot of paper gets wasted
lunatics like you belong in an institution

>>38523953
>I just kind of.

Kek. You're an asshole.

>>38523760
Well if it makes you feel better, I'd have made shot up on an essay like that do maybe they did too.

>>38537127
he said mushrooms you illiterate cock gobbler. Being drunk, high, and on shrooms, it's very believable she did this.

>>38524443
you know the story is going to be completely shit when the first greentext line has the word "fembot" in it
gtfo roast shit

I used to shop lift I guess
I'm pretty tame desu
more pathetic than anything but when I was like 13 my friend and I would go through a plaza and take half finished cigarettes and burn the filters to "decontaminate" them and smoke them
surprised I didn't get aids desu

>>38526986
I'll take, "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex.
Big strong man

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>working on construction site
>requires a large amount of hours driving a truck slowly back and forth along country roads with no bathroom breaks
>i use an old coffee cup i find on the backseat.
>piss in it and toss out the window when its all clear
>leave emptied cup (definitely still had droplets) on floor.
>watch as site director chad comes onto the scene, deciding to join our team for the day, getting in as driver.
>stare wildly as he scoops the cup off the floor, removes the lid, smells inside, doesn't react, and begins using it as his own personal spitoon, placing his lips over top of where my piss and dick had been for hours.
>mfw

>>38524443
So the gf was right all along. You're a whore lmao

>kinda ghetto white girl tells me she's really good at fighting and could beat me up
>used to box when I was in 8th grade and notice she's throwing really shitty punches
>tell her she's doing it wrong and she gets really pissed
>punch her right in the fucking nose in the middle of art class
>start bleeding but she wanted my dick so bad she didn't say anything to the teacher

This happened when I was in preschool or elementary.

>have to do some musical show
>the kids have to stand in 2 rows
>tfw I don't get to stand beside my friends
>instead I got a chick standing beside me
>have to hold hands while performing
>I hate holding hands with her
>hold her hands hard to show my hatred >she looks at me because of it, and I pretend to not know
>haven't held another girls hands ever since except for handshake
>tfw I'm in my twenties

I once let my friend's dog lick and sniff my cock almost to the point of orgasm

>>38537357
way to dismiss a hard black pill

>>38523760
>Took bet with people in my class on whether another robot in my class could date that one girl everyone but her know we was fond of
>eventually the two of them were made aware of that
>He eventually ended up confessing because of everybody telling him to do so
>she turned him down
>he kept telling me it's my fault
>didn't really gave a fuck since I won
he is still talking to me even after that

>>38527439
>Literally just sneak papers with answers into exams
what like little bits of paper? full on a4 paper? why don't you just put your phone between your legs and use that to google the answers ;)

Bully revenge isn't unethical!

>>38524529
there's a special place in hell just for you anon