>They can put a man on the moon but can't invent a zero

>>38521752
A sugar free chocolate bar is close enough

>>38521752
Just make "chocolate shakes" with unsweetened cocoa powder, bananas, frozen cherries and a handful of greens. Healthy and good as fuck

>>38521752
>zero calorie
Literally everything has energy in it. E= mc^2 is not just a meme.

>>38521839
>E= mc^2 is not just a meme.

Yea, it is.

>>38521752
Stop eating chocolate then you fat fuck

>>38521827
Might as well just mix cocoa power, almond milk, and artificial sweetener instead of wasting calories and sugar on fruits

>>38521839
Just because everything can be converted to energy doesn't mean your body can too you fucking retard

>>38521752
Here OP:
>Take some water
>add either unsweetened cocoa or brown food dye
>freeze it in the shape of chocolate bar
>enjoy
There it is

>>38521943
wouldn't it taste like shit?

>>38521752
make diet soda ice pops

>>38521911
>he doesnt eat raw pitchblend

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They are invented a dildo that can sings songs to your child.But not the sugar free delicious snacks. (I am new at 4 chan my nigas.)

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>>38521752
this is about as good as you're going to get. Not as good as the real thing, but the whole pint is only 150kcal. Let it sit out of the freezer for about 20 minutes first, otherwise it'll taste hard, not like hard ice cream, but like ice, complete with a dissatisfying crunch.
As someone who used to eat 2 pints of ben and jerry's in one sitting, I start to feel full after just one pint of this.
There's also halo top, which is similar and better tasting, but they aren't fully filled and cost a bit more.

>>38521752
When did they put a man on the moon?

>>38522048
r9k is filled with bluepilled cucks

>>38522048
when they landed him on OP

>>38521889
There may be sugar in fruit bUT theyre basically vitamin bombs...Loaded with vitamins and antioxidants

>>38522123
Go back to pole immediately summerfaggot

>>38522048
Have you been living under a rock? It happened in like 2004

>>38522159
No they're not. Plus, you can just get them from vegetables

>>38522188
Keep sucking that cock lmao

>>38522222
>No they're not

Yea, they are.

>>38522188
Shut the fuck upp retard

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>>38521752
now then now then now then

THIS is a good thread ;)

>>38522246
No hes right pol is pol r9k is r9k keep em apart

I browse pol but r9k has a much nicer vibe