>going to the waterpark with my sister and my niece >get

I'm jelly OP, my sister is a hambeast.

Tell us about your sister and niece and why you're so excited to see them in skimpy clothing.

>>38521655
Well my sister is just sexy as fuck. She's petite, thin and has a great body, her tits are amazing and her butt is pretty good too. I'm going to take this opportunity to sneak as many pictures as humanly possible.

My niece is 9 and I'm a sick pervert pedo and I just want to see her in a bathing suit. She has a pretty great figure for her age, her butt is fucking incredible. This is like my dream come true, I'm going to be full on checking both of them out all day.

>>38521781
Just don't get caught creeping on your little niece you sick fuck.

>>38521477
Post their (legal) butts senpai.

>being attracted to family
I'll never get this meme.

>>38521965
Some of us are just wired differently, anon.

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>>38521781
>My niece is 9 and I'm a sick pervert pedo
Thanks anon for the confession

>>38522157
Lol seen this exact picture with these exact tabs like 20 times.

Good for you anon. My sister is going to be a mother soon, I hope it's a girl.

>>38521655
Fuck off fbi, you don't belong here

>>38522283
>I hope it's a girl.
You hope she will let you babysit her amirite?
Please describe how you envision your time together with her.

>>38521477
Shit I just played that visual novel, are you me OP?

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>>38522582
Fugg off FBI xDDDDDD

>>38522788
Nope, just a fellow pizza fan guys.
Please go on with the thread thank you.

Remember to go into details and be explicit.

We are safe here trust me.

>>38522582
Honestly the only motivation I have to be more than a useless piece of shit is hope that my sister will let me babysit my future niece so I can play games with her and if I'm lucky give her a bath. I've already given up on every other dream I've ever had.

>>38522980
>will let me babysit my future niece so I can play games with her and if I'm lucky give her a bath
Sounds nice.
Tell us more about the bath part.
Or any other special activity you have in mind.

>>38523040
I don't know if I'll ever have a niece or even be an uncle at all, I don't have any plans yet.

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degenerates like you must hang!

>>38523447
The decision of whether or not you will become an uncle is... up to you? Wut?

>>38523734
yes, there's nothing wrong with incest either.
I love my sister but we're afraid the child might come off damaged.
Stop being a normalfag

>>38521965
it's most common in people with disorders that makes them bond incorrectly.

>>38521477
you better fucking bring back pics or am going to be mad

>>38521477
>going to a water park
>where there will be plenty of scantily clad lolis of varying age, beauty and physical attributes
>still want to creep on your family
why?

>>38523734
My sister isn't pregnant yet. She said she's planning on having a child, but she might end up being barren or changing her mind. And of course it might just be a worthless nephew instead.

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>>38523909
>And of course it might just be a worthless nephew instead.
You could always just dress him up in girly clothes, or expose yourself to enough shota porn to make you like male kids

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Genuinely disgusted and repulsed by this thread. Thanks, guys.

>>38523947
That's not how it works. I can't just make myself be gay.

>>38524087
>I can't just make myself be gay.
Nonsense. 1000s of people make themselves gay every single day.
And many become pizzalovers via loli material too.

>>38524019
>Genuinely disgusted and repulsed by this thread. Thanks, guys.
Fuck off normalfag.
/r9k/ is officially a pizza board.

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>>38522157
>internet explorer
>all those fucking tabs

>>38521781
Damn OP that all sounds so good. Make sure your little niece gets on your lap in that bathing suit, imagine it pressed against yourself.

>>38521781
>uses his pedo powers to commit incest

anon, you could have used your powers for good like be a k-12 teacher

Does OP even count as a pedo? I thought pedo meant exclusive attraction to children but OP seems to want to bang his fully adult sister too.

>>38524380
I think OP is just disgustingly horny and it has manifested itself into pedophilic tendencies.

>>38524380
Tons of people, including normies, are non-exclusive pedos

The vast majority of pedos are non-exclusive.

I mean, we lust after hot adult women, but we will check out a little girl if she is pretty. We may even be tempted to fuck a little girl if we have the chance, which is why so many arrested pedos have been married or have gfs

>>38524380

That's a normie myth, true pedos are attracted to femininity, gay pedos are just gay though.

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>>38524185
>Make sure your little niece gets on your lap in that bathing suit, imagine it pressed against yourself.
God help me.

>>38524495

I bet you would not check a girl if she is ugly as fuck, unless you wanted to get the spookies.

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>>38524548
Do you have a throwaway email? I really want to hear how it goes OP.

>>38524380
Most pedos like teens and adults too, just not as much as kids. Most teleios like kids too, but they'll never admit it.

>>38524495
Yeah I'm just attracted pretty girls in general whether she's 10 or 30. Little girls that have wide hips and a plump butt are so fucking outrageously sexy to me.

>>38524087
Whoa whoa whoa
Shota is absolutely not gay. Little boys have complete hairless bodies with smooth, unblemished skin, underdeveloped muscles, a face without any masculine edges and very high and sweet voices: essentially having no masculine traits beyond their dainty and underdeveloped boy parts and are pretty much indistinguishable from a girl the same age until you take off the pants.
Shota is 100% not gay until they enter puberty and develop secondary sex characteristics.

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>>38524626
Oh really?
Keep going. Please.

>>38524548
OP is legit going to get a massive hard on while his niece is on his crotch and then get arrested.

>>38524640
Dude they have penises and balls. Forget about secondary sex characteristics, I'm more concerned with the primary ones. If you can accept that you're a pedophile you should be able to accept that you're gay.

bumpo for OP

>being an incestual pedophile
kys

>>38525551
>kys
Name ONE thing wrong with liking family made pizza?
ProTip: you can't.