Today is the day I end my comfortable neet life. Getting up at 1 and playing on my 3ds all day is no longer possible. Mummy has made me get a job.
Today I will start my first ever job as a pizza waiter. I feel stupid but I think i can do it.
Well, that's a tough deal. Sounds like you didn't have a solid plan on how to go NEET, though. Keep saving and investing, you'll get to NEEThood again soon.