Dobby swanks in2 r9k and someone says
"he's the world's greatest amog"
someone else says: "he's allah"
"it meng" says dobby
every1's like "Alright!" heads bobbin'. Suddenly Dobby turns into the Baskerville dobbs and chases squirrels like a fucking torpedoe brooooom
Das wen Dobby stawts to moppa da brooma
swish swish
"I'm dune a gud job?" Dobby asks
"Mama Mia, das it mein" we all say in unison
Dobby sips a brew. Spits it everywhere "Is this manachevitz?" he screams. Suddenly he is not moppadabroom dobby of our dreams, but the fault in our stars--mega manachevitz monster dobbs, REEEEEEEEEE!
some bitch is grindin' and gyrating and stuff on dobby, chad walks up and puts his hand on his shoulder "that's enuf" chad says
"don't try to adob me" dobby says
dobbs brushes this off, for after all, he is here to bask in dem wemen. suddenly there is a heap of women on dobby. he sticks his hand out of the dogpile, thumb's up
Dobby runs up to your room to change into his eveningwear. he's wearing this smock that only reveals his feet. "Dobby is jesus Christ resurrect" says one wet woman
"He's wearing a dress!" you point out
dobby swanks over and throws the dress off revealing billboard abs
he now loves u, for dobby loves to have a challenge and bask in glory
He starts writhing like a snake to "starboi" "I come alive in the fotofinish mile" he sings
"I'm the baskerisk" he explains, a shiteating grin on his face
he crawls onto his heat rock and basks with his honeys, though he's still got eyes 4 u
suddenly, it is the championship of the ages: see who can give dobby kramps
u du exactly this
"Dobbaswankier" says dobby as he hobbles around, wraps a trenchcoat around his frame
"ATTA bay bay" dobby says "I AM the trenchgoat-the mother of pearls-of peals-the thunder thumper-mojo cocktail, Dobby"
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Suddenly, because why? Miley Cyrus is in a diaper with swift moves u'v only seen in a telenovela, one late breezy evening in TJ. Dobby swanks over 2 ha in his own, "Lemme dick dat ass"