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Ask a 23 year old autistic guy who went on his first date anything

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Ask a 23 year old autistic guy who went on his first date anything
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Did you kiss her anon? Was it nice?
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Did you take her home and put your peepee in her butt?
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Did it go like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
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>>38514098
>Did you kiss her anon? Was it nice?
hahaha where do you think we are? she was an fob Asian that's here for 2 more months. I chose a movie because it's no effort required but I was dead fucking wrong
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Was it a cute date? Do you think you would go on another date?
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>>38514143
Damn, so I take it that it didn't go so well. Why don't you greentext us what happened, Anon? No judging here.
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>>38514212
Not really much to green text.
>Try tinder again after hitting the gym for a while
>First swipe is her so I get to work texting right away because God damnit I'm more thirsty than a stoner stuck with crackers
>agree to see a movie, she was actually taking the lead and demanding what we do. I wanted to see Spiderman but she insisted Valerian but fuck it whatever
>pick her up but I wasn't sure if getting out to greet her was try hard fedora tier so just wait til she gets in and we introduce ourselves
>Try to strike up conversation points but her broken English and quietness makes it hard
>pay for the movie and we're quiet for most of it which I thought was fine I didn't want to seem like a creeper going for reached
>Movie is fucking long and pretty mediocre. Ask her what she thinks and she gives one worded answers.
>While walking to the car I ask her if she wants to smoke and she says she's never tried it but wants to
> Ask her if she wants to do it in the car or her place because I just moved back down and I'm temporarily at my parents house until an apartment opens up (wait list is like a year long for most) she says her place is fine.
>get to her gate for cars and get ready to punch in a code or whatever
>She says this is fine and gets out. I don't really care because he'll more weed for me but she slams my door not hard but with an attitude
>I smirk and give a smile and say goodnight it was fun blah blah
>Get home and she texts me like 30 min later saying thanks for the movie

Before you guys say I was just a free ticket I know that but shit you gotta take chances. At this point in my life I feel nothing when I face rejection so I'm getting better at this bullshit little by little
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>>38514186
I'm not sure. I hope so I guess but not really because not gonna lie she reeked like fish when she shuffled her legs around in the theater
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>>38514549
Sucks to hear man. It's good that you tried though. Let me offer a tip though: avoid movies on first dates because, as you found out, you have almost no opportunities to talk. Keep it up, though; endure this shitty game long enough and gf will come, be patient.
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>>38514549
Accepting rejection is good, now you won't cry anymore
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>>38514903
Yeah lesson learned haha. Thanks, man.
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