>have a deep deep desire to be a viking >buy axes and

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:59:45 Post No. 38513730 [Report]

>have a deep deep desire to be a viking
>buy axes and swords and shields
>the garb and shoes too
>grow a beard
>get really fit
>look in the mirror dawning all my progress
>i want to conquer the world
>there is no place where i can be myself but my own home

Robots help, what do i do, where can i go

Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:06:18 Post No.38513823
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:06:18 Post No.38513823 [Report]

Either find a mate and settle down as I think a good viking would or gather your gear and embark on a shipbound journey to find your destiny

Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:22:30 Post No.38514024
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:22:30 Post No.38514024 [Report]

>>38513730
>implying the norsemen went a viking for lolz and not because they needed to find resources

if you are having luck on your land go nowhere but remain a farner and have a qt wife

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:00:38 Post No.38514546
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:00:38 Post No.38514546 [Report]

A modern viking would use modern equipment. All you need is a reasonably sea worthy boat, the knowledge to use it and a collection of fire arms you can use to rob people living a quiet existence along beaches etc. Seeing how its easy to find rich people with summer homes on the beach you could do it Anon!

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:27:09 Post No.38514913
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:27:09 Post No.38514913 [Report]

>>38513730
become a man like varg or just a larper
hopefully you do follow norse paganism, if you don't youre a poser

>have a deep deep desire to be a viking >buy axes and

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